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jollyjack — How to play Bioshock
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Very, very pretty game......and the first to have made me jump since Resident Evil 4.Related content
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I laughed so hard, I almost started coughing. Hilarious, and I hope to play the game soon. And not soon after shit myself XD
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~poot
I'll never be able to get this game but this is as close as i can get
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Oh, and don't forget the fun of Telekinesis
Pick up a cash register, fire it at a splicer, then pick up that splicer's corpse and fire it at ANOTHER splicer, then take that splicer's corpse and fire it into the ceiling. Multiple times.
Telekinesis. A whole new frontier in corpse defiling.
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Meh, they totally ripped off the Gravity Gun from HL2.
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telekinesis, the best way to kill waves of enemies with no ammo lose and naught but gain!!!
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I always hated when hacking is impossible. By the time you figure it out, all is lost.
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Awesome...I love bioshock, and yes, I did have to reattach my jaw after seeing rapture...
and Fontaine IS a pushover. I've played harder bosses in Windwaker.
"BURRRNNN!!!"
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I love your how-to-play things, plz make many, many more
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every time i play a game i always check your HTP comics to see if u made one about it. they work every time lol XD.
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I keep hearing "Woud you kindly" but I never played...what is it from? *other than the obvious answer, the game*
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The main character is brainwashed so any order that begins with "Would you kindly.." is automatically obeyed.
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Should've warned about spoiler? 
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xP ah well a little too late for that
I really want to play it again now >.> blasted vacation
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Yeah, fuck time off and relaxation.
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Would you kindly go play Bioshock too
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*monotone* I will go do just that...
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Only one game has made me jump, ever. It was "The Thing". I'm not sure why, it had a lot of crap aspects (so what am I here, a highly trained arctic electrician? What's with all the fucking fuse boxes?). Maybe it was the dog apes and their complete lack of personality. They just ran up and killed you with their deformed little limbs.
Incidentally the movie that preceded the game was the only film to not only freak the fuck out of me, but give me nightmares as well. And this was back when I didn't even have regular dreams, let alone nightmares.
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What was the game, and the platform?
And the name of the movie? I'd love to terrify myself.
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The name of the movie is "The Thing". It was released in 1982, directed by John Carpenter (Escape from New York, Halloween, etc.) and stars Kurt Russel. It's one of my favourite movies. 
The game was released for PC, I think.
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gotta agree
there are no games that scare me
doom was the biggest push over game didnt get scared once
only games ever to make me jump and shit my pants while playing is
aliens vs predator 2 and bioshock
damn that part in the doctors office where the room fills with steam and u go pick up some item and turn around and standing right behind u is some mad doctor inches away just staring at you
i shit myself in that part lol
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oh my god... totally agree with your artist comment there D: I love it though...
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Scariest part: When you're in the dental section, you come to a 2 room area connected by a water-logged mini-hall. When you go into the hallway, you see the shadow of a splicer and it's voice. The lights go off and back on, and the splicer is gone. YOu check out the room, utterly terrified. Then, assuming that everything is ok, you turn around and go to the other room. But as soon as you turn the corner, you see the splicer jump out of the wall, screaming horribly. *Insert excrement here*.
Freakiest part: Right after the beginning, you walk into a hallway to see the shadow of a splicer over a baby-carriage, and she is saying "Why aren't you warm anymore? So cold...so cold..." You assume it's a normal woman, grieving the death of a baby. But when you turn the corner, you see a horribly mangled face, and she reaches into the carriage to produce a revolver. *Insert curse word here*
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YESH! Luvs no. 4! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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You should add as small not saying something like x/10 rating the game. This one made me wanna buy the game.
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So true. D: ALL OF IT. lolololol plot twist was wicked. Didn't expect it. xD <3
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I got the most enjoyment compared to your other "how to play" while reading this, made me laugh
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omg
i loved ths game
and ur comics are awesome
i think i might have to watch you soon ^^
lol
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You seem to have nailed every interesting facet of Bioshock. Well done!
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This game in my opinion is not scary, spooky yes, but scary no. I never got to a point where I was startled by the game, the last thing that made me do that, was Condemned. AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GET CONDEMNED 2!!! xD
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*shivers from consequent nightmares*
Oh, and you don't HAVE to kill the little girls, you can let them go... And then, in the end, the end, in my opinion, is Waaaaay creepier.
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I hated the freaking plumbing accidents in 5. I nearly threw my controller through the TV second time that happened. >
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2: Glad I'm not the only one who found Sander Cohen more than a little disturbing...
5: So irritating. I've lost count of the number of times I scrambled to clear out the hidden panels during a hack only to discover I was completely BLOCKED OFF. Definite wtf.
6: Yeah, because it's definitely fair that I go over to check a corpse for items and the guy jumps up and attacks me...CURSE YOU, TAKE TWO! I LIKED THAT PAIR OF PANTS!
7: Possibly one of the creepiest aspects of that game. Watching that scene still gives me chills. And all that time I thought Atlas was just being sarcastically polite...
8: I actually killed the guy by hacking the drones he summoned and then just sitting back while they tore him to pieces... -_-;;
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"She fell! I did nothing!"
Aw shit man, that's funny.
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You have no idea how accurate the eight point is. Crippling, really. Still, it was an enjoyable experience.
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Yesum - awesomeness. I was going to comment on ever panel but no one said would you kindly, so my hands are kinda tied here.
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Would you kindly comment on the strip, please?
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would you kindly let me say this is one of the funniest things ever?
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