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jollyjack — How to play Bioshock
Published: 2008-04-28 14:50:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 115932; Favourites: 2036; Downloads: 3563
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Very, very pretty game......and the first to have made me jump since Resident Evil 4.Related content
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Needs a spoiler warning perhaps? Otherwise it's a very good review, or whatever it is.
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Great work mate, can't wait to see your gta4 one ( you gotta make one!! 
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I wonder what they are going to do with Bioshock 2.
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Rumour has it that it'll be a prequel charting the fall of Rapture.
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That could be pretty interesting, tho it does seem the fall of Rapture has been thoroughly covered with the audio recordings.
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lol I haven't played it but this makes me want to ^^
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I only played a little bit, but my brother and best friend finished the game. And I watched each of them do it. And this description is PERFECT!!!
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Have trouble with Step 3? Just imagine they're Laura from SH2
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The child had it coming <.< >.>
Haha, my sister who was never into video games got a 360 so she could play this XD
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Haha nice! Oh man I loved this game and you totally nailed it.
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this is hilarious almost as much as this guy's [link]
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With the added bonus that the ZP one also brings into account the complete lack of any kind of 'sliding scale' of morality in the game.
Also, your sig:
Tzeentch
Slaanesh
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tnx for the right words for the sig
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I am laughing at work so hard right now because I am playing this game at home. Too funny!
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I liked the idea of beating up little girls but the rest didn't do anything for me.... Did I say that out loud? Sorry, I don't normally approve of game bashing
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Somehow I was expecting not to like this one...turns out I did in the end.
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A shame the game just falls apart after the plot twist...
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and that its like so many other next-gen games made for sheer graphic eyecandy with no substance,length or replayability at all.
Finished the damn thing in 6 hours.
Though the graphic style combined with the environement does offer quite a thrill-factor.
Never forget sneaking up on the mad doctor,losing him in the steam,then having him right behind me all of the sudden,just grinning at me.Scared me so badly i nearly jumped out the window...
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Hugh, I'm playing Resident Evil 4 and it's so lame up to now (2hours of play) O_O
They tried to go FPS, but stopped half-way, leaving half your screen blocked by Chris?! NO! NO! NEVER AGAIN! NO!
Well, back to Call of Duty 4, where my screen isn't half-blocked by some Arab or marine dude.
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He obviously isn't much of a fan to forget the main character's name.
And how is it even POSSIBLE to say RE 4 is lame??
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Hm I dunno, it was probably my favorite game of that console generation. I guess all that is left is to wait and see how well RE5 turns out.
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Indeed. That and Soulcalibur 4 I can't wait for. It looks absolutely gorgeous.
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Right
Whatever his name is, my guess is he's trying to get it across by standing in the left-half of the screen! Erg!
Thank God Bioshock only has Big Daddies to fill up your screen, and you don't usually need to see past them when they wander around seing they are already enough problems to handle
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He stands on the right side of the screen, you know, for future ref.
Big daddies are easy, just throw a security bullzeye on them when they are infront of a camera and back away and they pretty much die. They never attack the camera.
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there has go to be a magazine that will print these pannels they are great
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You ever seen zero punctuation? - Approximately the same homouristic sense... ;D
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ta for the info, to google i shall go
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i need to improve my computer before i can get bioshock, the demo was bitchin' tho
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The last panel was the best, lol...
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Very nice! I need a 360 soon so I can play this.
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Yeah...Those big-daddies put up more of a fight then the final boss. Would you kindly not be a wuss? ><
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Any time I'm trying to get one of my friends to do something, I ask them "Would you kindly 👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I'm often met with stares.
whenever I take that approach, they laugh.......
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Would you kindly say that this is great "how to play", as always.
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That this is great "hot to play", as always.
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So very true for the last boss... specially how he gets owned at the end for the good ending. ~_~
Liked how you payed attention to those certain 3 words though. lol
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That's how he gets owned in the entire game in general. However, if you look around enough in the area for the Little Sisters, you'll find a corpse that's just impaled with DOZENS of those syringes, including one to the CROTCH, so you kind of make a mental note that Little Sisters are not exactly push overs when in groups. >_>
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Love your work, man. Love it. It's a competent artist indeed who can pull off both cheesecake and what is not cheesecake.
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