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Published: 2013-10-23 12:21:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 109705; Favourites: 3529; Downloads: 937
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Description ....just one more.

Edit: Etymology at work again. Biscuit/Cookie, both are the same thing, but the Brits get their name for it from Latin, by way of Middle French ("bescuit"), while the Americans get their name for it from the Dutch ("koekie").
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BIOGOJI1989 In reply to ??? [2013-10-29 00:39:34 +0000 UTC]

Oh hi idiot! I made that!

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SlyFXZ [2013-10-28 21:20:07 +0000 UTC]

I always find oreo's to be... er, nothing special!!! 

Milk? Pah!  Try Baileys...

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misteroverlord In reply to ??? [2013-10-28 21:02:50 +0000 UTC]

You are now Martian Manhunter

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TORVUSANDFRIENDS In reply to misteroverlord [2013-10-28 23:27:36 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!! So true!

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aiko137 In reply to ??? [2013-10-28 16:15:43 +0000 UTC]

Just Shut UP and give me another glass of milk!

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BidboroughStreet In reply to ??? [2013-10-28 15:19:00 +0000 UTC]

This is me every day...

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elizaveta2014 [2013-10-28 03:40:26 +0000 UTC]

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Pyukans [2013-10-28 01:21:51 +0000 UTC]

LOL!  

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steel8 [2013-10-27 20:54:21 +0000 UTC]

It's like me totally.

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LavynderStreak [2013-10-27 20:49:54 +0000 UTC]

OHMIGOD
I just did a lab report on the exact same article....
COULD IT BE FATE?!?!?!?!?

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darkecofreak23 [2013-10-27 18:10:48 +0000 UTC]

Love learning new things about language.

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eddyissocool [2013-10-27 17:04:28 +0000 UTC]

Ah... Does this mean I'm a lab rat?

Wow deep thinking going on right now...

or may be its the Oreos...

Oh well! YOLO!

(Nah I'm just kidding I hate YOLO!)

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Shotgunpoopie [2013-10-27 09:32:15 +0000 UTC]

Well. Ya learn something new every day.

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AmoebaGagless In reply to ??? [2013-10-27 08:59:25 +0000 UTC]

Monster Energy drinks...it's like crack in a can!

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Rukia247 In reply to ??? [2013-10-27 08:36:04 +0000 UTC]

LOL, love it!

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lostdaylight4460onDA [2013-10-27 00:00:31 +0000 UTC]

It's not Oreos that are addictive. It's sugar.

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carttyoptions In reply to ??? [2013-10-26 17:06:03 +0000 UTC]

i heard bout that. I can quit anytime


*pulls out oreo and eat sit in secret*

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xBLaKxBoNEZx In reply to ??? [2013-10-26 07:36:48 +0000 UTC]

Now I want Oreos...

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kobesworld In reply to ??? [2013-10-26 06:21:28 +0000 UTC]

wow..................................Oreo as.......Cocaine.....IM NEVER EATING ANOTHER OREO AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SilverFurredKage In reply to kobesworld [2013-10-27 00:17:28 +0000 UTC]

(suddenly imagines someone snorting Oreo crumb lines)

XD

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Cenobite451 In reply to kobesworld [2013-10-26 06:55:23 +0000 UTC]

That's funny - kinda makes me want one.

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Jeffburjr In reply to ??? [2013-10-26 04:05:34 +0000 UTC]

Don;t forget Martians as well, John was scary when the Kent's introduced them to him.

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Jester-Mazoku [2013-10-26 04:02:03 +0000 UTC]

And then you got us Canadians...

We use both.

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ShadowSketched [2013-10-26 02:53:32 +0000 UTC]

I brought upon this subject, and now my friend knows why she has messed up dreams after eating oreos before bed.

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MerryBerri [2013-10-26 02:26:57 +0000 UTC]

lol

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sweetlyleader In reply to ??? [2013-10-26 01:01:48 +0000 UTC]

lol XD

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Uncleanpurity In reply to ??? [2013-10-25 22:31:01 +0000 UTC]

Rat: I can quit anytime!

Scientist: But-

Rat: ANYTIME!

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Nova225 In reply to Uncleanpurity [2013-10-26 02:02:36 +0000 UTC]

AHH ! A talking rat !

...wait ? A talking rat ! We are gonna be rich !

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Uncleanpurity In reply to Nova225 [2013-10-26 08:07:33 +0000 UTC]

That we are...That we are.

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TheIronWar [2013-10-25 21:29:10 +0000 UTC]

And thus the cretin saw the answers to life. And more boobies. 

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vevans0009 [2013-10-25 17:03:56 +0000 UTC]

This makes me miss Oreo O's the cereal even more!  Now that shit was addicting!

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InsomniaOneZero In reply to vevans0009 [2013-10-25 18:51:34 +0000 UTC]

Life hack: Pour a crapload of Oreos into a bowl and add milk. A great meal for all occasions.

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vevans0009 In reply to InsomniaOneZero [2013-10-25 19:02:22 +0000 UTC]

Pffft!!!  I do that sort of thing with a drinking cup! 

 

The actual cereal had a unique taste that you cannot replicate! 

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InsomniaOneZero In reply to vevans0009 [2013-10-25 20:12:53 +0000 UTC]

In that case, come to my town; our stores have the most long-forgotten cereals anyone has ever known.

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vevans0009 In reply to InsomniaOneZero [2013-10-25 20:20:55 +0000 UTC]

Depends on where it is located.  Mt. Washington, Kentucky is where I am located.  If it is out of state then I am shit out of luck. 

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InsomniaOneZero In reply to vevans0009 [2013-10-25 20:26:17 +0000 UTC]

It's alright, some boxes are WAY too old for human consumption. (They're in New Hampshire, by the way.)

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vevans0009 In reply to InsomniaOneZero [2013-10-25 20:28:20 +0000 UTC]

It was a nice suggestion, though.

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InsomniaOneZero In reply to vevans0009 [2013-10-25 20:33:54 +0000 UTC]

Why, thank you.

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AlexandraSGuthrie In reply to vevans0009 [2013-10-25 17:54:52 +0000 UTC]

Sweet Begeezus, right?! What happened to that cereal anyways? I just remember asking my grandma if she bought it and she said the store didn't have it anymore. :c

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vevans0009 In reply to AlexandraSGuthrie [2013-10-25 18:10:42 +0000 UTC]

Something about copyrights of the recipe and rival corporate infighting. I have not fully researched on that topic but, what I do know is that it apparently died out like the dinosaurs. 

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AlexandraSGuthrie In reply to vevans0009 [2013-10-26 21:08:17 +0000 UTC]

Many sadfaces.

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vevans0009 In reply to AlexandraSGuthrie [2013-10-26 21:30:53 +0000 UTC]

Precisely.

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Geffenleffens [2013-10-25 15:18:33 +0000 UTC]

Betcha can't have just one...

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RigbysSugarPhone In reply to ??? [2013-10-25 13:46:22 +0000 UTC]

same with me.i had pizza a few days ago and well I coundt stop eating till today ( Im eating the last slice) and my it's yummy 

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JwichmanN In reply to ??? [2013-10-25 12:28:59 +0000 UTC]

panel 5:

he's got a pile of oreo's crushed up into powder with his face planted in it scarface style lol

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seeker-of-aw In reply to ??? [2013-10-25 09:34:18 +0000 UTC]

hey they are the same for me

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musclewolfofsl [2013-10-25 09:23:08 +0000 UTC]

My house for a liftime supply of Oreos!

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BoredTrucker [2013-10-25 06:44:01 +0000 UTC]

I remember back in the day when oreos were as thick as the so called "double stuffed" ones of today...and the actual double stuffed ones were really thick...oh that was truly heavenly....stupid companies and their stupid downsizing.

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TheNecco In reply to BoredTrucker [2013-10-25 08:20:24 +0000 UTC]

"downsizing" is not that

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BoredTrucker In reply to TheNecco [2013-10-26 03:29:37 +0000 UTC]

whatever, i couldn't think of the word lol

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