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Jaws, the killer Great White Shark, used to feast on busty bikini girls... heh, something went wrong this time.Related content
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The day of the fight, Hiro gives PG a special belt that lowers her strength to human-like levels. Even with this handicap, PG defeats Timberly in round 7.
Timberly- Ow... no wonder you're 'Power' Girl.
PG- Heh, you gave me a good match anyway.
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Ava- I don't give my Tiger Amulet to anyone. And despite your defeat, you've proven to me that you're not "anyone".
Timberly- Thanks Ava. *gives back Ava her Tiger Amulet*
Power Girl- If you can last until round 7 against me, I think you can defeat or draw against a non-powered superheroine.
Ava- Like your friend Helena? The Huntress?
Power Girl- Yes.
Timberly- I feel so honoured that you think I can have a good match against a member of the Batman family.
Power Girl- It would be your third sparring match against a superheroine.
Ava- Third time's the charm?
Power Girl- Its possible, since we are training Timberly for the big day.
After a couple of months of training, Power Girl and Ava consider that Timberly is now ready to fight Huntress.
Power Girl was right to say Timberly would be a very tough opponent for Huntress. When Timberly was about to fall, Alan gave Timberly a very empowering kiss.
Timberly- Just like my friend Helga receiving a true love kiss from her husband Arnold during her toughest fights. It works like Popeye's spinach.
Alan- That's a very interesting tactic.
Power Girl and Ava cheer stronger and louder than ever once Timberly felt reinvigorated after a passionate kiss from her boyfriend Alan.
The sparring match between Timberly and Huntress was very even. It lasted till round 10 ending in a hard-fought draw.
Huntress- My friend Power Girl trained you very well. You seriously earned her respect. Along with mine.
Timberly- Don't forget Ava. I've sparred and lost against her twice. But she still considered me a worthy opponent.
Power Girl and Ava gave Timberly a congratulatory high-five for his performance in the ring against Huntress. Just like her boyfriend Alan, with the addition of a well-earned victory kiss.
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Huntress *smirk* Just like Question and I.
PG- Heh, or Hiro and myself.
Alan- ... You can say your boyfriend's name, Helena. We're not telling anyone.
Huntress- Well, I know, but he's a very private guy. Even his mask has no facial features.
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Ava- Goodbye! I have to go. Kraven the Hunter is wreaking havoc again.
Everyone waves goodbye to Ava.
Huntress- I'm one of the few people Question trusts to see his handsome true face.
Timberly- Because he loves you so much. And trust is a key element for any relationship
Huntress- Also he is very intelligent and creative. Considering he often modifies Riddler's puzzles and brainteasers to organize a romantic scavenger hunt for me. A lovely way to practice our detective skills, since Gotham City its home of the smartest members of the criminally insane.
Power Girl- Every day its a blank slate. So your relationship never gets boring. Just like me and Hiro. He not only has a bright mind, but also a very loving heart. Our dates are literally out of this world, since we fly together to the most romantic planets in the galaxy.
Hiro- What I like the most about you are that beautiful sky blue eyes up here. *Power Girl blushes happily*
Alan- I bet that your girlfriend rarely heard that sincere words before meeting you. *Hiro nods affirmatively*
Power Girl- My Hiro is always a gentleman. So much that he doesn't need to ask me permission to rest his head on my breasts.
Timberly- The perfect pillow, indeed. *Hiro laughs since he knows Timberly is right*
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PG- Heh, yeah, he always wakes up with his head in my breasts. *grin* I don't mind; it's pretty comfortable for us both.
Hiro - Thanks, Love. *kissing her*
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Huntress- Hooray for Timberly, the girl who valiantly fought in the ring two members of the Superman and Batman families and lived to tell the tale.
Timberly- Thanks for the well-deserved accolades, Huntress.
Power Girl- Hey Alan! Wanna test how good are the upgrades Hiro did to your camera with a photo session featuring the three of us?
Alan- Of course. It would be a very unforgettable experience.
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The photo session goes pretty well. The camera allows Alan to make quick edits right there, so they look pretty well in no time.
Alan- Great job with this camera, Hiro.
Hiro- Thanks. Guess the camera is a photographer's 'toy', so it's in my area of expertise.
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*Timberly and Alan looks at those High School cheerleadering photos in 2004-05 when she was a Freshman Cheerleader with her fellow cheerleaders DiJonay, LaCienega, Cheri Shotwell, Biana Bully, Unnamed Cheerleaders from "The Proud Family", Tia, Keely Teslow, and Phil Diffy from “Phil of the Future”
Sophomore: KP, Bonnie, Tara, Liz, Crystal, Hope, Marcella, Jessica, Zita, Yori, Maryanne Greene.
Juniors: Ashley A., Ashley B., Ashley T., Ashley Q., Brittany Boviak, Megan Uno, Rhonda Lloyd, and Serenity Wheeler (Joey's Sister).
Seniors: Cheryl "The Importance of Being Norma", Unnamed Asian Cheerleader, Unnamed Blonde Cheerleader, Unnamed Black Cheerleader, the Senior Captain Gem Stone, and Co-Captain Sabrina Kinkle (nèe Spellman), Nina Harper, Nazz and Sarah from "Ed, Edd, N' Eddy, and Tess*
Timberly - I was a Freshman Cheerleader with all my flexibility and they showed my skills.
Alan - Who's this Blonde cheerleader babe.
Timberly - That's Sabrina Kinkle is Harvey's wife who was girlfriend at the time. She was a Captain of the Swimming and Diving team, also Co-Captain of the cheerleading squad. She taught me well to be a Cheerleader.
Alan - I know about Harvey Kinkle when he was a Senior Captain of the High School track and field, and Football Team he was outstanding QB with his backup QB Ron Stoppable, TE Eddie Horton, Freshman QBs Omar Phillips, Dash Baxter, Wide Receiver Frankie White, and Nose Guard Carlos from "The Forbidden Date".
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Timberly- Great action shots, my love. Hiro's upgrades really helped you showcase our might and beauty in all its splendor.
Alan- If I had my original photo equipment, my supermodel girlfriend and her two superheroine friends wouldn't have looked so "super".
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Hiro- Thanks; again, only a good photographer can use this equipment at full capacity. It's like a racing car; only a true pilot can use it to win a serious race.
PG- Heh, nice comparison, Lover.
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Huntress- Imagine if my boyfriend Question had such an excellent piece of photo equipment that night when I've greeted him wearing only his spare trenchcoat and fedora... and nothing else.
Timberly- Then you would have to change your codename from "The Huntress" to "The Seductress".
Huntress- Question would say exactly the same thing, Timberly. He likes both my long legs and my silky dark hair. Also, I'm the reason purple is his favourite color, similar to why I find dark shades of blue very appealing.
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Hiro- Heh, that's very understandable. As for me, I've crushed on PG here ever since I saw her on TV for the first time,... and then I totally fell in love after meeting in person
PG *grin* What can I say? You have good taste.
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Alan- That's a beautiful example of love at first sight. Just like when I saw Timberly in the cover of a cheerleading magazine. And the day we met during a public signing session, I've got not only her autograph, but also a wonderful date which started our loving relationship.
Timberly- You and Hiro have a lot in common, my love. *kisses Alan*
Huntress- Goodbye, lovebirds. I must hurry up. Batgirl and Black Canary are calling for my help. Condiment King is up to his old tricks again. Don't get fooled by his goofy attire and codename. He's actually a dangerous threat.
Power Girl- I'm still having an unusually long crime dry spell. Let's go to the beach again to play a volleyball match. Me and Hiro vs. Timberly and Alan.
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Timberly grins at the idea, and so does Alan.
PG and Hiro win the game, mostly because Alan's not that good a player, so Timberly ends doing most of the team's work.
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Later, both couples enjoy swimming in the water. A large black fin approaches them, but they have nothing to be afraid, since its a friendly orca rather than a shark.
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Besides, since PG is with them, even a shark wouldn't' be that much of a threat.
PG- It's a good thing too; Aquaman doesn't like when I pummel his sea buddies unless I'm totally justified.
Timberly- Heh, like, a giant, man-eater shark, uh?
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Power Girl- Exactly. But said incidents are mostly an anomaly. As the king of Atlantis, he wants all sea creatures act well-behaved around humans.
Alan- That's impressive for a superhero whose powers are often mocked as just "talking with fishes".
Hiro- Some of his villains forgot that his "Super Friends" days are long over. And pay dearly for it. He is good terms with many sea predators. Also he commands a naval force so powerful that could probably defeat the Green Lantern Corps if they decided to invade Earth.
Timberly- Perhaps that's why we are having a very relaxing day at the sea. So relaxing that a fully-grown orca acts like an adorable puppy around us.
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The orca even licks Timberly as a puppy now. The girl chuckles as they all start petting the orca now.
PG- Heh, yeah, but I hope he doesn't bring Topo to play anytime soon.
Alan- And 'Topo' is...
Hiro- His favorite octopus; he started small and cuddly, but these days, well... he'd probably beat a Kraken.
dc.wikia.com/wiki/Topo_(Prime_…
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Power Girl's relaxation was swiftly interrupted when she found out that Silver Banshee is causing mayhem in Metropolis while Superman and Supergirl are busy fighting Mongul in outer space.
Since Kryptonians are weak against magic, Power Girl thanked Timberly for giving her such a good sparring match for practicing her hand-to-hand combat skills.
Before flying away, Power Girl asked Hiro to take Timberly and Alan to the latter's apartment in his Composite Batman-Superman robot, much to Timberly and Alan's delight.
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Timberly. - This is an awesome robot.
Hiro - Thanks. I based it on an old idea I had when I was a kid. *chuckles* You can tell I was a fan of both Superman and Batman. Oh, and it has a TV screen.
They see PG's battle with Banshee now. While Banshee tries to attack her with the sonic strike, PG uses her heat vision to hurt Banshee's throat, disabling her screaming. PG then charges at Banshee and punches her at full force.
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Alan- Hiro, is there another surprise to make our trip back home even more enjoyable?
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Hiro- Some background music. *grins, uses the sound system* I have a nice selection of songs.
Alan and Timberly check on the songs' list, trying to decide on one. Meanwhile, Hiro activates the auto-pilot so he can search for snacks and drinks from a mini-fridge.
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Hiro- We're getting closer to your apartment.
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Timberly and Alan realize Hiro's right.
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PG- Heh, and other 5,000 people.
PG is surrounded by A LOT of sushi. Many people eat for free that day.
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Oh, yeah, a lot.
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Power Girl-i'm going knock those teeth right out of you
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A few seconds later, PG is showing everyone her new shark teeth collar.
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PG-Good thing i save some for Hiro and Jennifer
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PG- I also made sushi for everyone.
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Hiro-sushi i love sushi thanks Karen
SH-where did you get this much sushi anyway
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SH-Must have been Jaws you caught
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PG *grins* Yes, you guessed right.
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SH-He wont be messing with SeaWorld any more
Hiro-and there goes any chance to Jaws 4
PG-I think it better that way
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Hiro - Mmm… yeah, good point. Also better than 'Sharknado'.
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Hiro-Second thought, it was one of those "so bad it good films" ones not meant to be taken seriously
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