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Soooo.

Before I even say anything that only a moron would say at 10 in the evening, let me just say this. Remember when we were little kids and we drew stick figures of animals and people and colored on them with Crayola? And then you're sitting next to this kid in Art Class, and you see him drawing something that looks halfway a bread loaf with blown-up crust. You ask him what he's drawing, and he says, "It's a dog! This is what my dog Squiggy looks like!"

...Well! It certainly looks NOTHING like my old dog to me now! The hardest thing to accept is...this is the scope of my talent in drawing a dog at my age. ...What do you have to say to that, folks?

Anyway, Behold Eggs, the Amazing Bullet Dog! WHOOOOSH!!!

(In case you're wondering, that line around its "neck" is presumably the collar. )

Description
Soooo.

Before I even say anything that only a moron would say at 10 in the evening, let me just say this. Remember when we were little kids and we drew stick figures of animals and people and colored on them with Crayola? And then you're sitting next to this kid in Art Class, and you see him drawing something that looks halfway a bread loaf with blown-up crust. You ask him what he's drawing, and he says, "It's a dog! This is what my dog Squiggy looks like!"

...Well! It certainly looks NOTHING like my old dog to me now! The hardest thing to accept is...this is the scope of my talent in drawing a dog at my age. ...What do you have to say to that, folks?

Anyway, Behold Eggs, the Amazing Bullet Dog! WHOOOOSH!!!

(In case you're wondering, that line around its "neck" is presumably the collar. )