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kattoothehacker — Hipster Zombie
Published: 2011-10-27 01:30:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 145; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 9
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This is Terry the hipster Zombie. He's kind of the Schrodinger's cat of the zombie world, he floats in between alive and dead and collapses into whichever one is cool at the moment. Terry chooses not to eat brains, as they are very bad for colon health. And when Terry chooses to eat brains it does so ironicly and it only eats brains that have been cultivated on THE BEST foreign films and indie bands that you haven't heard of.Related content
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they are quite awesome indeed.
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"Vampires? Wizards? Those guys are soooo mainstream, give me a break. I'm not a zombie either, that's so last year. I'm 'differently alive'- we're really obscure, you've probably never heard of us."
This is excellent!
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Terry prefers the term "alternate morality"
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"Alternate mortality", yes, of course. Sounds more indie.
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Of course, and it's not like Terry succumbs to the same level of mortality as everyone else.
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Dying is soooooo mainstream.
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I'm glad you like him
but Terry isn't, Terry thinks that me posting this picture will make it look like a try-hard. So please, keep the best friends thing on the DL.
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Ah of course, wouldn't want to diminish his cred.
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you better not diminish his cred or he'll eat you, but he'll leave the brains. Ironicly
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"Yeah, I was totally a zombie before it was cool... now everyone's a zombie. The scene is so dead."
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You should have seen the Zombie scene two years ago, now those were REAL zombies. The zombies these days are all poseurs or sell outs.
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