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This is one of the many reasons I HATE medication.Read the rest of "I'm My Own Mascot" here: www.kevinbolk.com/comic/mascot…
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imploding ass sounds bad....maybe they have a pill for that but it most likely will do something much worse with its side-effects
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rofl, love your humor 
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If this is your last comic, at least we'll know what happened.
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Hahaha, you'll have to let us know if it actually did implode. XD
I hate side effects. Last time I had to take medication, the side effects were (among others) that I got some kind of blisters inside the mouth so it hurt like hell to eat. And at the same time, my body screamed for nutrition, so I had to eat lots or I'd faint. That week was the slowest ever...
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Side effects may include: Excess or absence of toilet paper.
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XD so true, really need this laugh
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Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, eczema, seporiasoriasis, itching, chafing clothing, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm, excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoe, the shanks, low sperm count, warped floors, cluttered drawers, hunchback, heart attack, low resale value on your home... feline leukemia, athlete's foot, head lice, clubfoot, MS, MD, VD, fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy eye, fruit flies, chest pains, clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving and sexual dysfunction.
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I wonder what the hell does that medication cure.
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Then it's totally worth it! *epic pose*
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Nah, I think I'll just stick with itchy watery eyes...
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I remember when I got my Wisdom teeth removed the medicine gave me diareah which gave me roids.... My mouth never bugged me. Just y ass...
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"Side effects may include, but are not limited to:..."
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The thought that they will cancel each other out has crossed my mind for many medications I've taken in the past. So far, my ass is fine
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awwwww ):
i cant take tablets. quite literally. i just cant swallow them.
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its like matter and anit-matter in medication form!
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Wow, yeah I agree.
It's hard to think you're age (what, 30?) When you portray yourself so young. I wonder if I'll draw myself like this when I reach that age...
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Creaticting A buttox Vortex of DEATH!!!! O_____o VOOOOOORTEX!
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Side effects are nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, gas, bloating, constipation, cold sweats, warm spells, anal seepage, bloody stool, muscle pain, general pain, muscle spasms, muscle atrophy, headaches, temporary blindness, loss of hearing, loss of hair, mood swings, thoughts of suicide, the thoughts of other's "suicides," and low sperm count. Do not take if pregnant, on other drugs, or not sick. Medicine will not protect you from your own stupidity, so don't bother.
The miracles of science.
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Girls can't help reading notices... I just don't want to know what the side effects are!
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Your facial expression in the last panel is priceless.
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hmm strange! the only medicine I took the side cause of it was getting sleepy.. o ^ o
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I can't remember... Oh, wait, yes. Certain antibiotics will make your digestive system go screwy for a while. It was the painkillers I can't remember any side effects to... except for feeling awfully good about it 
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That's one of the many reasons I often choose not to read the side effects of certain meds
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Well at least the ass implosion will distract you from your toothache!
Also I really needed that laugh. You have no idea!
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No matter what happens, remember to flush, or you'll enrage visiting space aliens!
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Meds can do some freaky stuff, bro. I was put on vikodin when I had my wisdom teeth removed; I was so filled with energy that I actually stayed up late one night and wrote poetry...
I NEVER write poetry 
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Gah, one of the ones the dentists give you makes your tongue feel fuzzy and gross. Medication generally isn't fun.
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You got my hopes up, I'm gonna be really disappointing if your ass didn't implode
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Medication: Can't live with it, can't live without it.
Don't worry, I'm sure that implosion will be minor. Just some soap, scrubbing it will be good as new!
...that sounded so wrong. >_<
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now isn't that just pretty while you're struggling on the can...
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One thing I hate about side-effects:
They give you the absolute LAST thing you'd think of in relation to your ailment.
Seriously, what BESIDES the absurd side-effects do your TEETH and your [DONKEH!] have in common?!
Lolz, funny.
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