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Published: 2011-05-04 05:22:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 43459; Favourites: 1321; Downloads: 179
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Read the rest of "I'm My Own Mascot" here: www.kevinbolk.com/comic/mascotโฆBUSTED! The joke's on her though...I can't even read!
Okay, so this didn't actually happen, but it does cross my mind every time I see someone wearing pants with words on the fanny (as was the case at the post office yesterday). Luckily like most well-adjusted adult men, I have mastered the subtle art of the "ninja quick booty peek" so as to avoid detection and awkward social situations like the one illustrated above.
Yeah..I can be a bit of pig sometimes. What? I did a comic about PONIES last week. Cut me some slack.
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THey are hard to perform And if you fail, the slap risk is high. But if you do it correctly, you will see the glory!
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then you can anser, " Si porque no puedo leer adecuadamente las palabras en ingles, por favor podria acercarme las letras un poco mรกs "
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To be honest, I never understood those "Juicy" pants. Of all designer names and places to put it, why that, and why there? Your butt's juicy? Sounds gross.
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I'm assuming the word "Juicy" on the behind has a sexual meaning.
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I hate pants with words on the butt with a passion. @___@ I won't even wear pants with designs of any kind on the butt. DON'T STARE AT MY BUTT.
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She got you there 
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Imagine how bad it is to be a GIRL and have your eyes drawn to the butts of other girls who are indiscrete enough to wear those pants!!!
It's terrifying when I realize I've been doing it....
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You got a point there though - I consider women annoying who wear tight pants or shirts with big prints that draw attention to their butts and boobs. But dare staring for only a second and you're dead meat. *rolls eyes* I mean, yes it IS annoying when people whistle after you. Or check you out for five minutes (no print justifies this). But heck, either you stop giving a damn or you stop wearing those pretty clothes that get you this attention. (I decided for the first). So in your case - good reaction on this. XD
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I personally don't think its pig-ish to appreciate the sexual areas of a women's body (because if that was the case I'd be a pig all the time lol)
If that would ever happen to me, I would just say "Mam, I am an artist, and I am studying your figure for an upcoming picture/sculpture/piece", since I would probably be doing that as well if it was for 5 minutes. Oh the "I'm an Artist" tag can get you away with most everything
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I can't help it. I stare at their butts. I get into long, drawn-out mental arguments about why someone would wear words on their butt if they're not a 'ho, what does that really mean anyway and she walks kinda interesting I wonder how I would animate that and holy crap how long have I been staring at that lady's butt?!
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Maybe you should choose a different slang word for butt rather than 'fanny'. Some of your watchers live in countries where that word means an ENTIRELY different thing xD
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One minute for each letter. Sounds about right
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mmm.. Once I was shocked to see these sort of pants with "USED" written on it..And yeah, she was an hot chick too! -.-'
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"The letters were very small and i'm not wearing my reading glasses." XD
Seriously though, why do girls bother to scold a guy's natural habit,
when wearing such attire is by definition, a subtle invitation.
To make matters worse, the word was "juicy".
Seriously, am I the only one who think the kind of girl has that on her rear
is practically begging to be stared at??
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Well, pal, if you take some time as to read some other comments, you'll know you're actually not the only one to think that 
I'd find it be quite funny to say: "Well, it's really hard to read when you just keep shaking that big butt of yours!"
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I know, I just wanted to throw in my two cents
...even if it might be the same two cents as someone else's
lol That comment actually might make a the situation worse
but yeah that is pretty funny xD
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pff yeah I don't think Kevin would like getting slugged
by a girl who carries heavy loads of mail around for a living xD
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... I'd only look if it's a really nice butt.
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Silly American understanding of words...
That's not a fanny...
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But have you mastered the "ninja quick booty peek, so as not to let on to the significant other standing beside you"?
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Man, it's the same as when a chick wears a shirt with words across the chest and then gets pissed when a guy looks at her tits. YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT!
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I'm not sure if I find that more or less awkward than shirts with writing across the chest :/
Maybe that's more acceptable, being more in line with stereotypical male leering?
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You could always say it made you think of something else and you were just staring blankly XD;; but I don't think any-one would believe that.
I like the girl's hair.
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Ha! I know how that is XD I've gotteno many eird looks cuz of something like this. The words draw you in!! xD
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i just look cause i'm a perv! and people-watching is fun!
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hmm were you at the post office to mail out commissions by any chance?
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I like how it appears that you go to the post office in your boxer shorts. Well played sir.
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I agree with this though. If you don't want people staring at your ass, don't wear pants with words scrawled across it. Simple logic.
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It might not take long to read the word "Juicy", but it might take at least five minutes to truly appreciate it.
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your expression in the last panel just kills me
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Real men don't peek! We stare as long as we please! If they get uppity about it then we tell them they shouldn't place anything on their backside that brings MORE attention to it!
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I know its sexist (or something, the best word I could come up with), but I think that most men have a hard time not looking after women...
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5 minutes to read, 10 minutes to get them off, and 5 seconds to finish.
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I always wondered that too, actually. I always see girls bitch about how some guy was staring at their arse, when they wear shorts with words on them all the time.
Your expression on the last panel was priceless.
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you where drawing a lesvian there...
THATS A LESVIAN!, NO QUESTION ABOUT IT!, LOOK AT HER!!!, SHE WANTS TO HAVE VAGINAS INSIDE HER!!!
... or something like that, iduno, i don't usualy do things like that, i can't
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