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Published: 2011-05-04 05:22:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 43457; Favourites: 1321; Downloads: 179
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Read the rest of "I'm My Own Mascot" here: www.kevinbolk.com/comic/mascot…BUSTED! The joke's on her though...I can't even read!
Okay, so this didn't actually happen, but it does cross my mind every time I see someone wearing pants with words on the fanny (as was the case at the post office yesterday). Luckily like most well-adjusted adult men, I have mastered the subtle art of the "ninja quick booty peek" so as to avoid detection and awkward social situations like the one illustrated above.
Yeah..I can be a bit of pig sometimes. What? I did a comic about PONIES last week. Cut me some slack.
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LMFAO!!! They complain, but that's why they wear those pants in the first place
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Maybe you are a slow reader... just say that Kevin!
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Haha i was just totally talking to some people today about those pants..
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'ninja quick booty peek,' i'll hafta remember that one...
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she obviously forgets us guys are stupid and have to read slowly and sound out as we go :T and if she moves we have to start over..
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lol her fault for it. I love your comics
Hey, just remember, look, don't touch. We girls stare sometimes too XD
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Juicy is a terrible adjective to have written across your butt. Almost as terrible an adjective as 'sloppy', 'stinky', 'messy', or 'stanky'. Just saying.
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Personally, and no offense meant to any woman here, but... I find it kind of hypocritical when a woman scolds a man for looking at her "assets", especially while wearing such a suggestive attire (like low neckline showing cleavage or tight pants, or... uh, that thing mentioned in the strip). Let alone showing such a word (practically inviting to take a look).
Looking doesn't hurt (I don't mean looking at knickers: that's another story. I just mean bust and butt). It's not like groping, which is really not cool. If it's okay for men to look at women's assets, so is it for women to do the same to men.
Now, about that woman there... I couldn't help noticing a thing... no, it's not her butt which you slyly managed to keep hidden, you selfish Kevin 
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yes, it is funny how they do things that catches the attention of others and assume that they had nothing to do with it XD
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I feel like women shouldn't wear revealing or "enhancing" clothing if they don't want to be looked at. Seriously, isn't that the reason for wearing that kind of thing?
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This is why I always wear jeans. XD My badonkadonk is non-existent. I want to divert people's eyes from it!
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I often wondered why this happens myself. First time I encountered pants-text it was in middle school and read "Holister" I wondered frequently how the conservative administration of my school let that past the radar, but then I learned it was a legitimate clothing company.
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So very true. I do not like pants with something written on the rear. Seems like their made for people to stare at. However, you also have the ability to tell the individual that you are an artist, should your "ninja quick booty peek" technique ever fail.
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Staring at someone's butt does not make you a pig! Especially not if they were obviously TRYING to make it interesting to look at!
I worry about the same thing, though...I cannot resist reading people's shirts. It can get a bit awkward when a lady has a WALL OF TEXT on her chest. Pants usually aren't all that verbose.
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That is great! Ninja quick booty peek.
Know that, though, girls can sense it. They have a ninja quick booty peek radar.
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Yep, also wonder why they get mad at us for staring at their boobs while wearing a t-shirt with lots of little details in the area...
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dyslexia simple solution then you get the sympathy
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Bahaha men are such perverts. Then again, women are no better
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I think the same thing! Ladies.. if you are going to wear a low cut shirt or shirts/pants with words on them expect for people to look. Its not a bad thing! And just because people look doesn't mean they are objectifying you. I love it when I catch it. It means they like what I got. xD
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who among us has this not happened to? but you do raise a good point; why wear pants with words printed across the gluteous maximus if you don't wish for people to look at said region?
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I just work on looking totally innocent, or clinical.
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Aw Kevin, don't worry... This comic doesn't make me think you're a pig. When you asked me to check the time so I would lean into my purse, look at my cellphone and you could check out my rack makes me think you're a pig. But you did do a comic about ponies. And I have an excellent rack. So you are doubly-forgiven.
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I read booty writing too. Of course, I don't need Ninja Quick Peek. I can totally stared at all the booty I want. Girls are awesome that way.
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Everytime some one has words on their but, I keep staring at it, even if I've already read it. Yes, I'm straight. It's just... hard not to stare. xD
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Everytime some one has words on their but, I keep staring at it, even if I've already read it. Yes, I'm straight. It's just... hard not to stare. xD
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If girls don't want people staring at their ass, they really shouldn't be...erm..."advertising" (for a lack of better words) themselves like that. Heh heh.
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just say you were thinking or day dreaming or something >_> ...thats what i do.
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true you also cant help but look when the pants are also GOLD AND SHINY LOL (old comic reference joke)
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I don't see why guys think woman's bums are so attractive. xD Like really, they don't have much appeal.
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Neither am I.... 0__o
Nooo, just jokin' around. But really, what's up with those bums? They're so darn popular. Okay, I'll stop making lame attempts at jokes. x3
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Because they are fun to look at.
And grab on.
And do stuff to.
Yes.
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Well, your a guy so of course you would think that. And I am a girl so of course I wouldn't see the point. Although, I've heard some girls comment on how they thought a guy had a nice ass. *facepalm* They all look the same. Not that I judge other people's butts. *cough cough*
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Ah. Girl. That explains quite a bit.
Well, take it from me, lady's buttock regions are delightful.
You can trust me. I'm an expert.
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No, he's only at the Ju part. Two and a half minutes per letter, more so if it is a word a guy doesn't understand.
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Who came up with the stupid ass idea of putting words on the seat of pants anyway?
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Its always sort of made me wonder why women wear pants and panties with words where their bottoms will go. Is it so as to catch the eye of passerby males, who, like every one capable of reading the language on the pants, will be naturally drawn to read the words and at the same time be looking at their butt? Is it because they want people looking at their butts? Because its not as if there's alot of room for legible words shorter than four or five words will be able to fit on their pants? And who else is going to read such short words and have actual interest in them? Besides, they'll be sitting on them half the time? So seriously, why else have words on your pants/panties if you don't hope to draw attention that way? Don't worry ladies, we guys will be looking at your butts, whether or not you have words on them anyways! And not just because half the time we do it out of that primal instinct that draws our eyes to your hips and chest before we even consciously think of it or because we're perverts. Sometimes men do it just out of appreciation for the finer art of the human body, that's all! Come on Kevin, back me up on this!
Or is it just fashionable to do so? Maybe there's even a deeper meaning to it, which all women know and all men are naturally too polite in asking least they offend their sister/mother/girlfriend/friend/wife?
Who knows, but those with the hearts and minds of true females?
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I never understood why people wear pants like that.
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lol, if i could ever find a t-shirt that has enough funny writing on the back of it, i'd wear it at a con just to see how many people would stop to read it. then i'd whip around and snap a pic of them.
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