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Kirity-Kitty — Only in America... by-sa

Published: 2009-08-05 05:37:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 49398; Favourites: 2112; Downloads: 586
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Description I've been reading some demotivational things recently and just randomly thought of this...Like I said, it is random...and maybe kinda slightly makes fun of america. Long live the stupidity of my homeland! God bless America (for its stupidity, of course).
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Comments: 915

Kotego In reply to ??? [2009-11-01 03:37:30 +0000 UTC]

LOL, so true; i think this is hilarious; after all, it's okay to make fun of your own country, cause I'm American too ^^

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exarobibliologist In reply to ??? [2009-10-12 23:20:13 +0000 UTC]

I live in America... and I find this pitiful. I should move somewhere else.

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momofan In reply to ??? [2009-09-26 02:16:14 +0000 UTC]

This amuses me so!

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Worldincoffee In reply to ??? [2009-09-24 19:33:17 +0000 UTC]

lol! To be fair though, they have them in Japan and in England too (and probably in other countries as well).

There's a couple at a library I go to (for the convenience of the elderly, pregnant women, etc). I kind of find them cute. xD

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GicyNeko In reply to ??? [2009-09-14 15:09:48 +0000 UTC]

funny, it says " escilators"


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GicyNeko In reply to GicyNeko [2009-09-14 15:10:56 +0000 UTC]

FFFFFFFFF " ESC I LATORS"


I fucking hate typing while in this motherfucking class FFFFFFF

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pseudometry In reply to ??? [2009-09-08 08:13:09 +0000 UTC]

Absolutely hilarious!

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CharowinShalisky In reply to ??? [2009-09-06 23:21:30 +0000 UTC]

I shall demand they bring six-step escalators to my country. For I am lazy.
Nice idea.

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theflickerees In reply to ??? [2009-09-05 00:40:23 +0000 UTC]

maybe it's for those really lazy people or could be some form of art , we have it in here too ^^

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rainbowpui In reply to ??? [2009-08-31 22:24:26 +0000 UTC]

maybe its for old people?

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BLAM-Marie In reply to ??? [2009-08-30 13:56:45 +0000 UTC]

do you read Axis Power Hetalia? That's where America's stupidity comes to it's peak (and we love it)

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Sunkistmisfit In reply to BLAM-Marie [2010-04-11 05:39:20 +0000 UTC]

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Mystery-Voice In reply to ??? [2009-08-27 17:03:38 +0000 UTC]

Funny.

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darrenshan-fan In reply to ??? [2009-08-20 11:56:52 +0000 UTC]

an escalator really?
it's six steps!
if it was for people who couldn't climb them or had difficulty's climbing then put a ramp in. simple.

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gardenladyrose In reply to ??? [2009-08-20 08:25:36 +0000 UTC]

Man, we fail.

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Nerds-and-Corsets In reply to ??? [2009-08-19 03:44:35 +0000 UTC]

yeah, that is bad. This is the reason so many people are getting overweight. They are too darn lazy. >< Xd of course, I am american, so i should now. >,>

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Yukio1212 In reply to ??? [2009-08-16 03:06:41 +0000 UTC]

hahaha thats sooo true
i wish i had on to get to the kitchin from here..
*walks two steps in to the kitchen*
hahah

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Birdy2 In reply to ??? [2009-08-12 03:56:22 +0000 UTC]

Sigh, we are so fat.

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ReyahRayno In reply to ??? [2009-08-12 02:42:27 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE BEING AN AMERICAN XDDDD
-Claire

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iFix In reply to ??? [2009-08-11 16:42:33 +0000 UTC]

I've seen a lift for 6 steps also. an elevator to go up 2 1/2 feet! For both of these, it would be cheaper just to have a ramp.

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Osanpo In reply to ??? [2009-08-08 03:58:10 +0000 UTC]

As far as i know escalators were made so people can move faster rather than stand there, but yeah people are lazy and it still seems pointless to have escalators for just 6 steps >.>

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Gavinius In reply to ??? [2009-08-07 23:06:56 +0000 UTC]

Just imagine someone falling down the up side for like 5 minutes straight. lolz

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iRninjaDesu In reply to ??? [2009-08-07 03:52:31 +0000 UTC]

Haha! Very nice.

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clawhammr666 In reply to ??? [2009-08-07 00:01:07 +0000 UTC]

haha wow.. if there where any people left wondering why america is getting fatter i think this is good proof

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Feudalalchemist In reply to ??? [2009-08-06 06:12:54 +0000 UTC]

Only in America can you:

- Order a double cheeseburger, large fries and a diet coke.
- Find handicap parking at a skating rink.
- Get a pizza to your house faster than an ambulance.
- Find drive-up ATMs with Braille lettering.
- Find both doors to the vault of a bank open but all their pens chained to the counters.
- Park your expensive cars in the driveway but store all your useless junk in the garage.
- Find a drugstore that makes the sick walk to the back of the store for medicine but have the healthy buy cigarettes from the front.

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Kotego In reply to Feudalalchemist [2009-11-19 02:20:50 +0000 UTC]

omg, so true!!

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Stinkofan20X6 In reply to Feudalalchemist [2009-08-15 06:32:24 +0000 UTC]

fuckin' a

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Feudalalchemist In reply to Stinkofan20X6 [2009-08-15 06:37:01 +0000 UTC]

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deeznuff In reply to ??? [2009-08-06 04:43:46 +0000 UTC]

LMAO I would take the escalator just for economical reasons, I mean they put money in to build it so why not use it? ahahah

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Divinehearts In reply to ??? [2009-08-06 04:40:38 +0000 UTC]

I can only hope that it's to make it wheelchair accessible.

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Koshou In reply to ??? [2009-08-06 04:07:59 +0000 UTC]

only in America do Scene Kids Who Think They Are Cool make asinine jokes about how dumb and silly America is. -_-

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StarrLion In reply to ??? [2009-08-06 03:28:08 +0000 UTC]

ADA Laws is why it is there.

Which is good for somethings. But sadly is like most things in the USA. Taken just beyond nuts on things.

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Xx3rin-chanxX In reply to ??? [2009-08-06 03:26:07 +0000 UTC]

this made me giggle but people wonder why we are the fattest country in the world...HMM lets think? its still funny XD

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Kizziesama In reply to Xx3rin-chanxX [2009-08-06 03:58:33 +0000 UTC]

Because of fast food chains... I doubt not climbing 6 stairs will change that

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Xx3rin-chanxX In reply to Kizziesama [2009-08-06 04:05:44 +0000 UTC]

the point is walking though, people are lazy! and fastfood doesnt help XD

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Kizziesama In reply to Xx3rin-chanxX [2009-08-06 04:10:23 +0000 UTC]

Well, how else did they get to the stairs?

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Jemi000 In reply to ??? [2009-08-06 03:06:35 +0000 UTC]

oh that is sad.

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Sloththemermaid In reply to ??? [2009-08-06 02:45:48 +0000 UTC]

It's very unlucky to walk up/down six steps ;D

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damnit29 In reply to ??? [2009-08-06 01:11:12 +0000 UTC]

LOL I went up one of these in while I was in Korea. I thought' "Man am I glad I'm not walking up those stairs"

good work!

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Shakethingsup In reply to ??? [2009-08-06 00:51:39 +0000 UTC]

XDDDD this is just plain hilarious

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FrozenStarART In reply to ??? [2009-08-05 22:40:45 +0000 UTC]

on the bright side, I don't think people could break their neck if they fell off these

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EmoChiikA In reply to ??? [2009-08-05 20:03:33 +0000 UTC]

Lmao xD
That looks funny. xD

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Torsle In reply to ??? [2009-08-05 18:50:01 +0000 UTC]

Yess....we are horrible. XD

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Jjacks1007 In reply to ??? [2009-08-05 17:34:05 +0000 UTC]

haha, thats just rediculus. How lazy are we getting.

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timalives In reply to ??? [2009-08-05 17:12:57 +0000 UTC]

It's got to be for elderly folks.

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Veromorte In reply to ??? [2009-08-05 16:24:00 +0000 UTC]

Honestly, for the people who are saying it's for people with carriages and stuff, I think they could have splurged for a ramp, all though they are bit pricey, you know compared to an escalator.

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Dostoyevsky-N In reply to ??? [2009-08-05 15:19:27 +0000 UTC]

Only in America does someone make a motivational poster without checking the spelling.

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Torsle In reply to Dostoyevsky-N [2009-08-05 18:52:11 +0000 UTC]

Welll that pic is proof of how lazy we are....

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animegirl243 In reply to ??? [2009-08-05 14:28:39 +0000 UTC]

It probably is for people with carriages, crutches, older people, people who can't handle staircases, like that. Ramps need more space. A ramp with the same width as that staircase is way too steep, and if there isn't enough space to build a suitable ramp then what? So escalators aren't that far off.

Still it's hilarious to see such tiny escalators 8D

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VeroTheWolf In reply to ??? [2009-08-05 14:03:42 +0000 UTC]

that was wasted money

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