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Kirity-Kitty — Only in America... by-sa

Published: 2009-08-05 05:37:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 49387; Favourites: 2112; Downloads: 586
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Description I've been reading some demotivational things recently and just randomly thought of this...Like I said, it is random...and maybe kinda slightly makes fun of america. Long live the stupidity of my homeland! God bless America (for its stupidity, of course).
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Comments: 915

Yoyomantebest In reply to ??? [2011-12-14 00:10:06 +0000 UTC]

So freaking true XD

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MisterEclipse In reply to ??? [2011-12-13 15:24:36 +0000 UTC]

WOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW AMERICA....



We aren't proud to Americans. (to the tune of proud to be an american)

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xRedxAkatsukixPumkin In reply to MisterEclipse [2012-01-02 02:59:22 +0000 UTC]

Why not? This is the land of opportunity, this is the land of freedom and liberty. You should be happy you have opportunities unlike other countries. This picture shows nothing but pure ignorance, what if there was elderly or pregnant women?
It's true that this picture is pretty funny, but the stereotypes aren't. You should stand up to the people who label you, because to me, it's the most offensive thing an ignorant person would do.

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MisterEclipse In reply to xRedxAkatsukixPumkin [2012-01-02 11:16:38 +0000 UTC]

Im not okay w stereotypes either. Cant talk now, school.... >…<

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BlooSpider In reply to ??? [2011-12-07 02:31:09 +0000 UTC]

AND THIS IS WHY THE WHOLE WORLD HATES US

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APHIggy In reply to ??? [2011-12-04 18:59:03 +0000 UTC]

SO MANY FUCKING STEPS THOSE ARE

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xRedxAkatsukixPumkin In reply to APHIggy [2012-01-02 02:59:55 +0000 UTC]

Iggy, what are you doing looking up "America" ? xD

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APHIggy In reply to xRedxAkatsukixPumkin [2012-01-02 03:19:48 +0000 UTC]

I didn't.

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xRedxAkatsukixPumkin In reply to APHIggy [2012-01-02 03:47:42 +0000 UTC]

Right. I believe you. >;3

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APHIggy In reply to xRedxAkatsukixPumkin [2012-01-02 03:54:34 +0000 UTC]

R-really, I didn't.. *LIARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

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xRedxAkatsukixPumkin In reply to APHIggy [2012-01-02 04:01:15 +0000 UTC]

Alright, whatever you say~
>;3 you're such a liar liar pants on fire! xD

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APHIggy In reply to xRedxAkatsukixPumkin [2012-01-02 04:23:41 +0000 UTC]

*Mumbles* I-I was bored...

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xRedxAkatsukixPumkin In reply to APHIggy [2012-01-02 04:54:10 +0000 UTC]

So when you're bored you need to look up America? >;D

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APHIggy In reply to xRedxAkatsukixPumkin [2012-01-02 05:01:06 +0000 UTC]

N-no... I.. It was the first thing that popped into mind-- I-I mean.. h-hell......

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xRedxAkatsukixPumkin In reply to APHIggy [2012-01-02 05:29:37 +0000 UTC]

I'm listening, and if you have to lie, at least convince me xD

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APHIggy In reply to xRedxAkatsukixPumkin [2012-01-02 05:33:03 +0000 UTC]

*Mumbles* I was just bored and couldn't think of anything else to search..

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ImTheGhost In reply to ??? [2011-12-02 01:11:21 +0000 UTC]

What nation are you calling lazy? That escalator right there is used to create more steps, so we can lose weight by going up the down escalator. Take that society! lol jk, but doesn't Japan have the world's smallest escalator?

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YousayOh In reply to ??? [2011-11-28 14:51:57 +0000 UTC]

considering how fat americans are...maybe that stair is not too enough, maybe you need an hidraulic elevator.

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DarkDelineate In reply to ??? [2011-11-26 00:49:00 +0000 UTC]

Why is this looked at with disgust? In America, accessibility is granted to everyone. I myself suffer a dissability in which climbing stairs, among other actions, can be quite difficult. Very few other nations deal with accessibilty issues like the United States. Do you think escalators really make Americans stupid, lazy and fat? I think it's time now that instead of bashing this great nation, realize what a great place it really is, despite what faults it may have. The only people that should be blamed for being stupid, fat and lazy are people that are stupid, fat and lazy!!

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thejumpingkoi In reply to DarkDelineate [2011-12-04 08:59:35 +0000 UTC]

...dude, it's a joke.

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VeroNightshade In reply to thejumpingkoi [2012-08-06 07:43:37 +0000 UTC]

Well then its a pretty feeble joke!

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DarkDelineate In reply to thejumpingkoi [2011-12-04 19:01:28 +0000 UTC]

Well, then, I suppose it's either just in poor taste, or everyone I've shared this with, myself included, cannot grasp your sense of humor.

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Wehrmacht90 In reply to DarkDelineate [2011-12-10 10:37:27 +0000 UTC]

Sheesh, don't take it too seriously Mr Patriot.

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DarkDelineate In reply to Wehrmacht90 [2011-12-11 15:44:14 +0000 UTC]

That's Ms. Patriot.

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Wehrmacht90 In reply to DarkDelineate [2011-12-12 01:28:03 +0000 UTC]

Ms or Mr or both, you're still boring.

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DarkDelineate In reply to Wehrmacht90 [2011-12-14 02:30:57 +0000 UTC]

So this is how immature people can be? Who asked you to answer my comment anyway?

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Wehrmacht90 In reply to DarkDelineate [2011-12-14 03:43:03 +0000 UTC]

I'm only suprised how boring people can be, maybe the stereotypical Americans are the true Americans after all.
If someone did a little joke on my country, I wouldn't care, it's not a declaration of war is it?

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DarkDelineate In reply to Wehrmacht90 [2011-12-14 23:26:36 +0000 UTC]

I'm boring? I enjoy the studies of military artillery, aircraft,and I also happen to own several firearms. Judging from your gallery, you do, too. Wouldn't that make you boring as well?

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Wehrmacht90 In reply to DarkDelineate [2011-12-15 03:24:26 +0000 UTC]

I don't mean boring in terms of hobbies and interests, but how seriously we take a simple joke.
Don't worry about jokes like these, if you think this is bad, just look how much America stereotypes every other country.

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KelefishChild In reply to ??? [2011-11-25 21:49:22 +0000 UTC]

so true XD

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SouthParkDipFan In reply to ??? [2011-11-24 23:20:27 +0000 UTC]

Omg...us americans are so lazy -_-||

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Gervana In reply to ??? [2011-11-23 23:45:48 +0000 UTC]

It's not unexpected we have the biggest percentage of obese people but we also have like the skinniest people too LOL XD I love my country!!!

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Cheyenneno1 In reply to ??? [2011-11-21 19:20:21 +0000 UTC]

.. We don't have that in Holland.. I'm jelly.. xD
No jk.
Is this real..? because that's just lazy xD

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Victoria-Lebeau In reply to ??? [2011-11-20 01:49:45 +0000 UTC]

England: Fat ass

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Blackdragon102 In reply to ??? [2011-11-17 17:33:47 +0000 UTC]

Ha! So true, so true.

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TheGhostNeverDies In reply to ??? [2011-11-12 02:22:56 +0000 UTC]

ah, america. we are one interesting country

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TarianatheDemon In reply to ??? [2011-11-11 21:14:16 +0000 UTC]

it's 'cuz we Americans are special in our own way XD

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clpw4 In reply to ??? [2011-11-06 20:18:43 +0000 UTC]

God bless america. I agree XDDDD

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warriors-foxfur In reply to ??? [2011-11-05 17:43:33 +0000 UTC]

I saw an escalater for 3 steps once. I thought 'Now that's just sad' and what was worse, PEOPLE WERE USING IT!

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Mizzy5897 In reply to ??? [2011-11-03 23:41:57 +0000 UTC]

OMG I have never seen something like that D: Its so random ~.~ just 6 steps?? are they stupid or something? Thats waste of money D:
But really funny xD

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Alenyx662 In reply to ??? [2011-11-03 20:44:24 +0000 UTC]

Oh wow... people are just lazy these days. They could have made a ramp. At least that won't use electricity.

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turtle73 In reply to ??? [2011-11-02 23:35:42 +0000 UTC]

LOL. in science class we're doing this metric olympics thing, where each team is a country, and i'm on team usa....in america. i am so printing this out for team spirit. XD

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GummiTheMagnificent In reply to ??? [2011-11-02 17:18:52 +0000 UTC]

.. Dear God.

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StrikeFire In reply to ??? [2011-11-01 01:05:01 +0000 UTC]

I blame Obama...
LOL. He's become the scapegoat for a lot of things now.

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TheGhostNeverDies In reply to StrikeFire [2011-11-12 19:19:05 +0000 UTC]

agreed
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CuteCuddlyWolfie In reply to ??? [2011-11-01 01:00:32 +0000 UTC]

omfg how could you do this you bitch all americans are smart!

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BlackDawnYaoiLover In reply to ??? [2011-10-31 16:01:59 +0000 UTC]

i keep telling my friends that this is why other countries hate Americans! lazy asses

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StrikeFire In reply to BlackDawnYaoiLover [2011-11-01 01:02:11 +0000 UTC]

And yet you have your country labeled as "United States" in your info. Care to explain? Are you calling yourself that?

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BlackDawnYaoiLover In reply to StrikeFire [2011-11-05 18:07:34 +0000 UTC]

hey i didn't say i wasn't American. and actually i am calling myself America we've got a cosplay group at my school. also i'd shun that escalator. i'm just calling anyone who uses that who isn't disabled a lazy ass ^_^ and i'm well aware that i called americans lazy asses but it doesn't apply to all americans (which you are too)

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StrikeFire In reply to BlackDawnYaoiLover [2011-11-05 20:53:56 +0000 UTC]

Alright then.

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