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Published: 2011-05-28 01:56:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 1323; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 0
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Approximately 24 inches tall (including base).He is an android who has come from the third moon of Pluto (Nix). He came bearing a gift that was intended to change the Earth for the better - and was a bit miffed to discover that mankind had already invented the wheel.
He asked to name him, but seeing as how she is terribly lazy I have provisionally named him Drizzle, due to the considerable cosmetic damage he suffered while passing through the ring arcs of Neptune.
His current hobbies include hyking, tennis, and beating the crap out of anyone whose middle initial is "X".
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Comments: 17
Your description is hilarious and Drizzle is gorgeous! Fortunately, there's no "X" in my initials
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Ha! Thank goodness (but I think you would have been safe, anyway)
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Amazing, absolutely fantastic...and How was he to know that such apes would have invented the wheel?
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Well, that's what I was attempting to explain to him - but he's very thin-skinned. He's pretty much over it now, though.
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Fo' shizzle ma Drizzle!
I guess I'll have to update my Three-Legged Animals article to accommodate him.
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Well, the third leg was an earthly add-on, to offset the gravity discrepancy between Earth an Nix
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Ah, in that case I think he qualifies for an exemption.
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Nah, Janet defaulted due to procrastination. His legal name is now Drizzle
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He'll always be Drizzle Malboeuf to me!
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EEEEEEEheeeheeeeheeeheeeeeee!
i love you. him. you.
let's have a coffee sometime.
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What terribly lazy?!
The name is Malboeuf!
btw, This version is perfect and unique! I love it! ^^
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