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Description
This.
THIS.
Is DedWoof.
HE.
is weird.

I first came up with the idea of him when i was contemplating the idea of leaving my old account; i wanted a new fursona.
But the concept was still sketchy at the time, and nothing really happened.
Then, one fine Saturday evening, i saw a friend of mine running around with a pair of stockings on his head AND IT HIT ME.

And as such, this design came to be.
But before you're all: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS. THAT'S NOT EVEN A WOLF. IT'S NOT EVEN AN ANIMAL *points finger menacingly*
He actually has a story.
AND IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THISSS~

When DedWoof was born, he was an all white wolf. One Thursday evening, while grroming himself, Woof saw that he had a speck of black on his shiney coat. "GASP!" he gasped. "I MUST CLEAN THIS OFF AT ONCE!"
So he raced down to the Black River.
Now this river wasn't named 'Black' for no reason.
The water was literally black water. And it stained. Like paint.
Permanent paint.
But Woof, being not the sharpest tool in the shed, didn't know of this fact.
So when he reached the river, he dunked half his body into it without thinking twice.
Woof then casually lifted himself out of the water, convinced that the black speck was gone, and walked home.
That night, just before bedtime, he went to look in the mirror one more time.
And thats where it all went wrong.
He was so disgusted at the top half of his body covered in black, that he ran to the shed, started up the chainsaw, and cut himself in half where the colors collided.
Now. One would believe he would have died.
But he didn't. He just laid there. Cut in half. His brain still working while he couldn't use. it.
Then, by some god forsaken force, his body came together again. But this time, there was a gap, where both halves of his body hovered, never again to be truly connected. Then, becoming manically depressed about his appearance (yes he was a narcissist) Woof locked himself in his house, never emerging again. Over time, his ears became dangly, his tail became long and scrawny, and his muzzle became more reptilian like. It is also said that all the years he stayed in his house drove him insane, until he eventually died. But others say that if you pass by his house, you can see him sitting in the window, watching.
THE END.

He only has 3 legs.
His marks are not symmetrical.
And if you're wondering where his eyes are.
They're in his mouth.

Description
This.
THIS.
Is DedWoof.
HE.
is weird.

I first came up with the idea of him when i was contemplating the idea of leaving my old account; i wanted a new fursona.
But the concept was still sketchy at the time, and nothing really happened.
Then, one fine Saturday evening, i saw a friend of mine running around with a pair of stockings on his head AND IT HIT ME.

And as such, this design came to be.
But before you're all: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS. THAT'S NOT EVEN A WOLF. IT'S NOT EVEN AN ANIMAL *points finger menacingly*
He actually has a story.
AND IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THISSS~

When DedWoof was born, he was an all white wolf. One Thursday evening, while grroming himself, Woof saw that he had a speck of black on his shiney coat. "GASP!" he gasped. "I MUST CLEAN THIS OFF AT ONCE!"
So he raced down to the Black River.
Now this river wasn't named 'Black' for no reason.
The water was literally black water. And it stained. Like paint.
Permanent paint.
But Woof, being not the sharpest tool in the shed, didn't know of this fact.
So when he reached the river, he dunked half his body into it without thinking twice.
Woof then casually lifted himself out of the water, convinced that the black speck was gone, and walked home.
That night, just before bedtime, he went to look in the mirror one more time.
And thats where it all went wrong.
He was so disgusted at the top half of his body covered in black, that he ran to the shed, started up the chainsaw, and cut himself in half where the colors collided.
Now. One would believe he would have died.
But he didn't. He just laid there. Cut in half. His brain still working while he couldn't use. it.
Then, by some god forsaken force, his body came together again. But this time, there was a gap, where both halves of his body hovered, never again to be truly connected. Then, becoming manically depressed about his appearance (yes he was a narcissist) Woof locked himself in his house, never emerging again. Over time, his ears became dangly, his tail became long and scrawny, and his muzzle became more reptilian like. It is also said that all the years he stayed in his house drove him insane, until he eventually died. But others say that if you pass by his house, you can see him sitting in the window, watching.
THE END.

He only has 3 legs.
His marks are not symmetrical.
And if you're wondering where his eyes are.
They're in his mouth.