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Published: 2007-11-02 16:27:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 215572; Favourites: 5815; Downloads: 2273
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Description Did somebody order a pizza?




Piece a' ASS!

dun dun tssssssssssssssh
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Comments: 1697

wxzhenghoppytruffles [2014-01-29 21:18:36 +0000 UTC]

Guy: *annoyed tone* now look what you did! you got blood all over the pizza!

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gameplaer10 [2012-12-06 14:01:05 +0000 UTC]

Me: dude what the heck?

Pizza guy: Its ok it`s company policy (stabs himself)

Me: oh ok

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varletlegion [2012-09-01 08:20:11 +0000 UTC]

I Have great shame! Commence Sepiku!

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polenya [2012-06-07 14:16:57 +0000 UTC]

was that by any chance a samurai resturant that just in case serves Italian?

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blaze134 [2011-11-11 01:17:49 +0000 UTC]

i died with no honor

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pidopay [2011-11-08 09:40:24 +0000 UTC]

And I would like a Calzone. With your BLOOD ON IT.

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Musik-Kunst-Liebe [2011-11-08 01:07:42 +0000 UTC]

No wonder that pizza place always has a "help wanted" sign up...

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Forever-Forgotten22 [2011-09-13 00:27:26 +0000 UTC]

Ewww now there is pizza all over the blood, gross!

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DeidaraAndRiku [2011-07-17 01:24:08 +0000 UTC]

we have to do this at mcdonalds too XD

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VivamusDraconem [2011-03-12 07:50:28 +0000 UTC]

WIN!

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Icyiceman [2010-12-03 06:38:59 +0000 UTC]

LOL I listened to the video while reading this.

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SameiJaggerjack [2010-08-17 21:59:31 +0000 UTC]

Dude you are amazing! Omg.

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KooboriSapphire [2010-08-15 02:38:27 +0000 UTC]

What's the number for this pizza place?

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EmmetEarwax [2010-08-12 22:00:59 +0000 UTC]

A central Asian guy was sent out to break a $20 bill. He lost the bill. So he castrated himself and then gutted himself. He was still alive, when the man who sent him out came looking for him, to see what was delaying him. Despite emergency medical aid, the guy died. Actual incident...

Do we need a culture that conditions people to harm themselves like that ?

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DemonDragon000 [2010-07-21 11:38:52 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NOT ON THE PIZZA!!!!!!! Damn dead body is going to ruin the pizza...

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Litle-Noa [2010-06-21 13:02:01 +0000 UTC]

now he has nothing
bad employee

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dango21192 [2010-05-27 23:50:43 +0000 UTC]

perfect world!!! never get the wrong pizza

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TheDistractedOne [2010-05-27 09:10:27 +0000 UTC]

And later another pizza delivery guy shows up with a medium cheese pizza.

Man, getting the wrong house SUCKS.

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sonicmariofan24 [2010-02-22 01:48:53 +0000 UTC]

at the end you should have made the guy say o wait i did order a medium pizza lol

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KiviKing [2010-02-09 21:57:50 +0000 UTC]

saw this on youtube!
amazing xD

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Eienias20 [2009-11-02 02:06:50 +0000 UTC]

you have learned the way of pizza delivery! carry on the tradition! >: D

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animeeyeslover [2009-10-29 23:22:34 +0000 UTC]

... O_o... Is the pizza free then?...

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FizzyDizzyIzzy In reply to animeeyeslover [2010-04-02 02:03:06 +0000 UTC]

Yes... yes it is...

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DarknessRose1993 [2009-10-09 01:36:03 +0000 UTC]

Seppaku!!!

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shadowyfox1 In reply to DarknessRose1993 [2010-01-23 03:41:29 +0000 UTC]

i thought it was spelled Seppuku O0o but that exactly what i said too when i saw it XD

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DarknessRose1993 In reply to shadowyfox1 [2010-01-23 03:45:00 +0000 UTC]

...Apparently it is spelled that way.

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shadowyfox1 In reply to DarknessRose1993 [2010-01-23 03:47:56 +0000 UTC]

lol, i heard it on animal planet once XD

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DarknessRose1993 In reply to shadowyfox1 [2010-01-23 05:09:14 +0000 UTC]

seriously?

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shadowyfox1 In reply to DarknessRose1993 [2010-01-23 05:10:39 +0000 UTC]

yea, animal planets most extreme, cant remember which extreme though.

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DarknessRose1993 In reply to shadowyfox1 [2010-01-23 05:12:57 +0000 UTC]

hn...XD

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shadowyfox1 In reply to DarknessRose1993 [2010-01-23 05:17:48 +0000 UTC]

lol you changed ur avatar

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DarknessRose1993 In reply to shadowyfox1 [2010-01-23 18:38:09 +0000 UTC]

Trouble finding me? XD

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shadowyfox1 In reply to DarknessRose1993 [2010-01-23 19:54:54 +0000 UTC]

lol no. just i dont expect ppl to change their avatar while there replying XD

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DarknessRose1993 In reply to shadowyfox1 [2010-01-24 18:04:13 +0000 UTC]

XD I'm not normal.

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shadowyfox1 In reply to DarknessRose1993 [2010-01-24 18:12:59 +0000 UTC]

lol, no1 is.

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DarknessRose1993 In reply to shadowyfox1 [2010-01-24 18:14:16 +0000 UTC]

...?

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shadowyfox1 In reply to DarknessRose1993 [2010-01-24 18:15:23 +0000 UTC]

no one is normal. same as no1 is perfect. theres no such thing as normal anymore XD

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DarknessRose1993 In reply to shadowyfox1 [2010-01-24 18:16:27 +0000 UTC]

lol, yus thar be. apparently you haven't been to high school in a while. though each group has their own normal.

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shadowyfox1 In reply to DarknessRose1993 [2010-01-24 18:17:22 +0000 UTC]

im a freshman XD

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DarknessRose1993 In reply to shadowyfox1 [2010-01-24 20:41:20 +0000 UTC]

yep. well, good luck. I get out a year early.

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shadowyfox1 In reply to DarknessRose1993 [2010-01-24 20:42:07 +0000 UTC]

D: lucky, i hate school,

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DarknessRose1993 In reply to shadowyfox1 [2010-01-24 20:46:16 +0000 UTC]

I think I like it too much, but I hate the work.

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shadowyfox1 In reply to DarknessRose1993 [2010-01-24 20:49:45 +0000 UTC]

XD i hate the work also. i also hate staff telling me im incredibly intelligent but lazy :\

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DarknessRose1993 In reply to shadowyfox1 [2010-01-24 23:11:57 +0000 UTC]

ah.

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Lucky-Raincloud [2009-09-20 07:38:57 +0000 UTC]

OH NO
BETTER BREAK OUT THE MEAT GRINDER.

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Roura-4-Kurama [2009-09-16 19:11:07 +0000 UTC]

did u said PIZZA!?

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SidselCullen [2009-08-06 00:11:17 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad I don't got THAY job!!

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EwdwardCullenRox [2009-08-02 16:02:15 +0000 UTC]

oh my....

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maikoka1 [2009-07-28 20:53:59 +0000 UTC]

I won't order a pizza anymore ._.

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look-what-i-can-do [2009-07-04 10:46:11 +0000 UTC]

the company must be japanese.

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