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Published: 2007-11-02 16:27:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 215607; Favourites: 5815; Downloads: 2273
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Did somebody order a pizza?Piece a' ASS!
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"This sucks. That dude got blood all over my pizza. I wish I was a vampire, then I wouldn't mind. But then again, that pizza had garlic on it." a week later he ordered a large take-away sushi, but the delivery guy forgot the soy sauce. It was tragic, with the samuri sword and the disembowling and the bile in the sushi...
He never had takeaway again. That's the mot tragic thing of all. TT_TT
Okay I just made that up on the spot but I'd love for a sequal to this one to be made with the sushi thing. I <3 Sushi!
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"This sucks. That dude got blood all over my pizza. I wish I was a vampire, then I wouldn't mind. But then again, that pizza had garlic on it." a week later he ordered a large take-away sushi, but the delivery guy forgot the soy sauce. It was tragic, with the samuri sword and the disembowling and the bile in the sushi..."
THAT IS HILARIOUS! A PERFECT SEQUAL TO A WONDERFUL COMIC rofl
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And he ruined the pizza too.....
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technically, he's the delivery boy, middle man so to speak. The dude who made the pizza should be killed. Or the guy who took down the order. Those bastards...
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If its not there in 30 minutes or less we kill two employes YAY
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HE LIED! THAT WAS PIZZAHUT!
... they're pan pizza sucks.
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you're getting blood all over my pizza, dood.
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Ahahaha!! 
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Dude, I accidentaly stumbled upon ur art on myspace like a year ago, {the latte/cappucino one} and you continue to impress me
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sepoku yay!
ya. the only shows i watched on the history channel was 1 about samuris stabin themselves and 1 about cults
it was tripy
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o_o holy crap...
Is the company perhaps part of the mafia ??? .___.
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I wish that delivery place was real just so I could tell the guy he failed when he shows up.
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agrees wit Pretty-As-Sin. i once ordered a pizza from Pats. and they send some guy who was so afraid of dogs, that he refused to walk onto the deck (where my enormously fat dog [who is the gentlest dog ever] was sitting/ In stead he knocked on my parents' bedroom window (it being the closest to the driveway).
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Ha, if only there was a chance of that happening in the real world. I'd love getting more pizza goodness AND watching a delivery person (because they don't use pizza-faced [so not using that because this is about pizza] high-school students here; they use fat African Americans that can't get out of the car and senile old women that can't find my house) commit seppuku.
Damn, this reminds me that I haven't been on Explosm in so long....
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...does somebody need a hug?
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you should seriously get the book Ninja Burger.
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AAAARGH!!! LOL
It's like the Monty Python sketch, the dirty knife in the resteraunt. One guy just made a little comment, and everybody working there starts stabbing themselves...
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....*blinks, then fall out of chair laughing* nuff said.
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damn dude.... it gets worse and worse.... brilliant.
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LOL epic. I wish pizza joints really did this :3
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xD That was too awesome. Gotta love it!
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it fucked up ONLY cause he landed on the pizza and knocked it out of his hand.
cheers
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Oh no the Pizza 
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I work for Dominos and we screw up so much I wish the drivers did that.
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I'm going to order a pizza right now and see if this happens!
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I'll tell a friend 'o mine to try and pretend that. He'll get fired I bet, though XD
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AHAHA!! wow... that is a die hard employee
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you have no idea how many delivery boys I want to actually do this.
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hilarious, the best thing about it is your comment...
btw: "ba-dum pshhhh" is more likely to be recognized as that drum-bad-joke-indicator
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This reminds me of a certain Monty Python sketch...
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