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Published: 2007-11-02 16:27:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 215614; Favourites: 5815; Downloads: 2273
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Description Did somebody order a pizza?




Piece a' ASS!

dun dun tssssssssssssssh
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Comments: 1697

Edme In reply to ??? [2007-11-04 18:14:57 +0000 UTC]

A Japanese pizza deliverer!

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gilliancarson In reply to ??? [2007-11-04 17:53:15 +0000 UTC]

congrats! you win

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NightSnake In reply to ??? [2007-11-04 17:25:11 +0000 UTC]

harakiri action!

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nahna In reply to ??? [2007-11-04 17:23:20 +0000 UTC]

woot woot for kris!!!!!

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SadnessRising In reply to ??? [2007-11-04 17:10:09 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't take a job at that pizza place... XD

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Keyka In reply to ??? [2007-11-04 16:48:33 +0000 UTC]

Company policy, ahahah!

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Tails02574 In reply to ??? [2007-11-04 15:11:51 +0000 UTC]

Damn, that sucks. The guy fell on top of the pizza. So much for that.

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frozen-angel In reply to ??? [2007-11-04 15:01:54 +0000 UTC]

Good job xD That company policy would suck. Imagine the mess that poor man has to clean up now .... or he just closes the door and leaves him >>

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EdwardSissorhands In reply to ??? [2007-11-04 14:31:10 +0000 UTC]

good thing I don't order pizza there

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MJT13 In reply to ??? [2007-11-04 13:53:24 +0000 UTC]

Hara-kiri! Perhaps 'twas a Japanese pizza place? O.O

<3

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kentexanchik In reply to ??? [2007-11-04 13:12:53 +0000 UTC]

"Get yummy pizza at Sak rah Ficee's Pizza! If we get an order wrong, WE'LL KILL OURSELVES!!"
heh.

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Cardinal4 In reply to ??? [2007-11-04 06:43:09 +0000 UTC]

he made sure to destroy the unsatisfactory goods before he left. What a responsible employee; the company should be proud.

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outshinedmartyr In reply to Cardinal4 [2007-11-04 17:25:10 +0000 UTC]

HAHA!!!!...i just ordered pizza yesterday...i wonder if that would have happened if he got it wrong...nah...cuz it was papa johns...

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DrWombat In reply to ??? [2007-11-04 05:42:46 +0000 UTC]

He smushed the pizza. Sadness shall ensue. :sad:

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serasXalucardXwuv In reply to ??? [2007-11-04 04:08:33 +0000 UTC]

ROFL XD
I hate it when they do that

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Giver In reply to ??? [2007-11-04 03:56:08 +0000 UTC]

FATALITY!

Wow. Delivery-boy seppuku. Very cool.

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myshadow535 In reply to ??? [2007-11-04 03:50:53 +0000 UTC]

awesome delicious

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Michiru-Harada In reply to ??? [2007-11-04 03:26:52 +0000 UTC]

XD you are amazing!!!!

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purplish111 In reply to ??? [2007-11-04 02:32:50 +0000 UTC]

Haha, sepukku, seppuku, or -insert correct spelling here-

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PlungerGirl In reply to ??? [2007-11-04 02:21:23 +0000 UTC]

Oh good. Extra sauce.

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everlyours In reply to ??? [2007-11-04 01:59:21 +0000 UTC]

Oh man. Nice.

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SilvahScales In reply to ??? [2007-11-04 01:27:15 +0000 UTC]

i'm sure they make the best pizza XD

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Saphire282 In reply to ??? [2007-11-04 01:10:41 +0000 UTC]

and you don't even know what the punishment is for not getting the pizza in 20 minutes or less...

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Subbie-Overlord In reply to ??? [2007-11-04 01:07:31 +0000 UTC]

Very funny. Continues to be win...

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Yokko In reply to ??? [2007-11-04 00:09:14 +0000 UTC]

heh.. it would tempt me to order an elaborate smorgasbord of food from Dominos.. just the see the Domino's guy die on my front porch XD

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lovelylouise In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 23:50:58 +0000 UTC]

Don't you hate it when this happens?

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musicgurl808 In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 23:25:37 +0000 UTC]

LMAO love it

bow chicka wah wah! sry randomness

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CavyWolfe In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 23:13:26 +0000 UTC]

LAWL! ^^

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i-will-hide-forever In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 23:00:50 +0000 UTC]

I wish my pizza man did that!! He's a meanie!!

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mattwileyart In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 22:56:39 +0000 UTC]

Good adaptation of Samurai Delicatessen

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GuiltyOtaku In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 22:15:01 +0000 UTC]

I think that's the opposite of failing, actually.

I'd love a large pizza for the price of a medium.

Silly sucidal delivery boy.

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ameides In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 21:48:39 +0000 UTC]

I hope to never work there... O.o

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taku54 In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 20:41:44 +0000 UTC]

The devoted Pizza delivery guy... Such dedication... well. once at least.

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AxMxK In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 20:35:32 +0000 UTC]

such disiprine.

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mixdown In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 20:31:10 +0000 UTC]

featured this work in my journal:
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SorceressZila In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 20:30:08 +0000 UTC]

That'd be hysterical if they actually did that! Would the pizza and the body be charge free to eat?

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kaydeidrickphoto In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 20:27:28 +0000 UTC]

haha--japanese-y. what's it called? it starts with an S. hmm...sepokku or something..

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phoenixm4 In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 20:03:51 +0000 UTC]

Heh, "satisfaction guaranteed" to the max.

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ZENMONKIE In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 19:48:16 +0000 UTC]

thats cool and all but did he have to fook up my pizza in the process

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AtLongLast In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 19:40:30 +0000 UTC]

lol, he got blood on the pizza...

HE FAILED TWICE!

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Sweet-Amber In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 19:32:59 +0000 UTC]

Does that mean he got it for free?!?

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Infaz In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 19:19:08 +0000 UTC]

LOL! awsome as always!

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TsukiMizu In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 19:05:56 +0000 UTC]

wow...
was the pizza free?

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midori0complex In reply to TsukiMizu [2007-11-03 19:22:51 +0000 UTC]

Free and bloody.

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TsukiMizu In reply to midori0complex [2007-11-04 16:22:48 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Sugar-Babeh In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 18:37:30 +0000 UTC]

Ah, dark humour..xDDD

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Malu-CLBS In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 18:36:29 +0000 UTC]

They take business seriously o.o

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B0073D In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 18:33:22 +0000 UTC]

Whats it called again? The code of honour? I know it starts with a b....

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DarkDaria713 In reply to B0073D [2007-11-03 19:32:51 +0000 UTC]

Seppuku, I think - wait, no, that was the suicide...
Bushido?

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B0073D In reply to DarkDaria713 [2007-11-03 19:34:24 +0000 UTC]

Thats the one Bushido!

Dankies!

I've been trying to figure it out for a while now...

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