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Description I need to invent that right fucking now.
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Comments: 1357

mistress408 [2012-06-27 18:39:07 +0000 UTC]

so.. it's not a gun..

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xX-ToxicxMod-Xx [2012-05-13 22:36:25 +0000 UTC]

Mmm, So Delicious It Gives Me Lady Wood<3

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lilmexican45 In reply to xX-ToxicxMod-Xx [2012-06-28 03:25:21 +0000 UTC]

DAFUQ?

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MrsCreative [2012-05-13 12:18:51 +0000 UTC]

OW haaha!!!

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insanityforeverme [2012-03-26 15:34:12 +0000 UTC]

oh noes!not the mustard on mai clean clothes!

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Thephinxst [2012-03-12 02:37:13 +0000 UTC]

Stevin Hawking would shock in awe if you invented that

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LittleBoo77 [2012-03-09 09:49:39 +0000 UTC]

YES

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Nor1Nor1 [2012-01-01 16:27:53 +0000 UTC]

When you invent it, can I have one with ketchup?

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TheFeyOne [2011-12-22 06:01:13 +0000 UTC]

multi million dollar idea right there!!!!!!!!!

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Buuru [2011-11-08 06:10:38 +0000 UTC]

I want that application

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sarani-chan [2011-11-08 02:01:55 +0000 UTC]

forgot to change the setting XD

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onyx0mango [2011-08-19 18:04:40 +0000 UTC]

Lool, it's everything BUT a gun xD

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Darnimax [2011-04-06 01:36:39 +0000 UTC]

And then invent a new one a month later so everyone who bought the first one can say "SONOFABITCH" and then buy the new one anyway.
I don't have an iPad.

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Bladeheart777 [2011-03-14 04:24:31 +0000 UTC]

lol

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stuswamp [2011-03-09 22:15:01 +0000 UTC]

haha

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Trinart-Nullia [2011-01-13 00:28:33 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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NoPantsFever [2011-01-02 02:16:14 +0000 UTC]

but the all purpose gun is lacking in a gun

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Creative-Monster [2010-12-14 06:04:36 +0000 UTC]

Mustard stains are worse than death because in the cartoon world you have to wear those clothes forever...

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Cybbes [2010-12-09 15:38:37 +0000 UTC]

i want one of those..... only filled with wholegrain mustard instead of the yellow mustard.......

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LightsKira [2010-12-08 03:30:33 +0000 UTC]

wrong setting

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Jakedj11 [2010-12-04 07:27:54 +0000 UTC]

you probably did.

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scarletcamellia [2010-10-17 18:52:48 +0000 UTC]

He never said it was a gun, either. He just it was no ordinary gun...never mentioned that it would shoot bullets. xD

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Rae1220 [2010-09-07 17:25:29 +0000 UTC]

oh noes! mustard stain! nooooooo!

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stu-from-accounting [2010-08-06 05:10:14 +0000 UTC]

That would suck if you shot your hotdog and squirted mustard on your assailant whilst listening to Led Zeppelin and watching Scarface.

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AkiraYama [2010-07-31 05:58:59 +0000 UTC]

add a coffee dispenser and it's perfec I'll give you one mil for it.

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Litle-Noa [2010-06-24 19:16:41 +0000 UTC]

coowl

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Wynterstoops [2010-06-05 08:54:20 +0000 UTC]

Woah, so you can watch a movie with prettyful music while talking to a friend while taking a picture of the person you're killing with mustard?!?!

FAIL. It doesn't make coffee.

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XhammahX [2010-05-19 16:25:45 +0000 UTC]

NOT THE WHITE SHIRT!!!!! x. x

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Ryuufan8 [2010-03-21 04:41:09 +0000 UTC]

wrong button, sherlock.

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noreneko [2010-02-21 17:27:20 +0000 UTC]

aw, he stained his shirt.

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s1lverb0a [2010-02-09 03:26:46 +0000 UTC]

i call dibs on the prototype!

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Mogomojo224 [2010-01-19 04:43:26 +0000 UTC]

MUSTARD OF DOOM!

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Mod3mz [2009-12-28 16:07:59 +0000 UTC]

Mustard dispenser is a total WIN!

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Ravens-Rules [2009-10-08 23:30:24 +0000 UTC]

lol, mustard!

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The-Travellers-Tale [2009-09-16 09:28:46 +0000 UTC]

Yeah get it invented, I need one!

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February-chan [2009-08-07 10:22:18 +0000 UTC]

Who doesn't like to listen to Green Day when they're shooting people?

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maikoka1 [2009-07-29 07:11:36 +0000 UTC]

let me know when you're done inventing it, I wanna try it out too

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Skyrina [2009-06-09 03:28:35 +0000 UTC]

I love your artist's comments, sometimes they are what actually make me laugh out loud.
Nice work

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rockerchick2 [2009-04-05 18:27:12 +0000 UTC]

so if guns are mustard despensers than that means mustard bottles r....WEAPONS!!! omg i want one and it reminds me of terminator or something but this is effing hilarious!!

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Mei-ChanKitty [2009-03-31 17:01:53 +0000 UTC]

HELL YAH!

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Marchant01 [2009-01-15 00:41:40 +0000 UTC]

It seems to be missing the gun part of it.

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xXxGenasai [2009-01-06 06:24:58 +0000 UTC]

i just dry cleaned his shirt O:{

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Entreri7321 [2008-11-20 03:02:09 +0000 UTC]

I'll take seven, Kris, when you get around to it.

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luna37 [2008-11-01 22:52:35 +0000 UTC]

@w@ i want it

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pandypaws [2008-10-23 04:34:36 +0000 UTC]

patent pending

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Laurens-Comics [2008-10-14 05:08:47 +0000 UTC]

OH NOES!! that stain will never come out D:

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wolvesvane [2008-10-14 01:30:46 +0000 UTC]

heck, i'd buy it.

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krayzee-munkee [2008-08-25 23:47:46 +0000 UTC]

You could use ketchup too, to make it look like blood.... Or mayo? LOL xDDDDDDD

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Neo-Gen [2008-08-18 23:10:58 +0000 UTC]

Id soo buy that..shoot someone while listening to "getting away with murder" and eat a hotdog

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guitaristburke [2008-08-13 03:18:53 +0000 UTC]

this is what the world has come to? in the future people will be soooo fat that they have to eat hotdogs during a firefight

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