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Army Dillo: Hey Lanky! Glad you came. Wanna Hi-5!?
Manky: *sigh* For the last time, I'm not--

And a Hi-5 ensues.

Manky: FFFFFFFFffffffffffffffff.... Aaawwwh...! For God's sake, why'd you do that!?
Army Dillo: I love new visitors! Here! Come to my room!
Manky: Wha-- *suddenly, he's taken to Army Dillo's room!* *wincing in pain*
Army Dillo: *plops down on his bed, taking Manky with him* So, Lanky, how's life hangin' with the other--
Manky: *suddenly in front of Army Dillo's face* If you mistake me for that TRAITOR one more time, I swear, I'm gonna have your head on my wall!
Army Dillo: *positively shocked*
Manky: Now, you're here to teach me what's the right way to convince Lanky to rejoin my Troops.
Army Dillo: Oh! That's why you came here! You can't convince the Lanky on DK Isle to rejoin the other Lankies if you keep relying on what the others had taught you. Ray's sexiness won't get you anywhere, Pufftoss's memes will make you look like a tool, Mad Jack's fear will make the DK Isle Lanky LESS likely to join the other Lankies, and Dogadon's sciency-smart-stuff will bore the DK Isle Lanky to death. What you need is *creates a rainbow with his hands* smiles!
Manky: *AGH!* For the last time, THERE IS ONLY ONE LANKY!! To separate me from the other Orang-Troopers, just remember: I wear a bandanna. And if you wanna think about Lanky, remember this: His face is covered in freckles and he doesn't wear shoes with his uniform anymore.
Army Dillo: That's a mouthful.
Manky: But it's the only way you can tell Lanky and I apart from one another! Besides some OTHER obvious factors...
Army Dillo: Okay. Back to my lesson about smiles. For starters, just look at yourself! Moping, pouting, quick to anger... You need to *using his fingers to force Manky's mouth into a smile* turn that frown upside-down! Quick question: What makes you happy?
Manky: Well, I like to be in a position of power, so as a result of Donkey's new position as patriarch of DK Isle and my departure, I founded the Orang-Troops and am currently their leader.
Army Dillo: Good. Wait, did you say power makes you happy?
Manky: Sure. I also like making sure at least someone in my Troops fears me at least a little bit.
Army Dillo: What makes you say that?
Manky: I remember Lanky feeling that way about me. I even remember my first encounter with him. He froze in place with fear as I was trying to get his name out of him, and I remember his eyes getting teary. Then the other Troopers called him a crybaby and he freaked the HELL out. That's when he introduced himself.
Army Dillo: Wow. That's harsh. If the freckled Lanky was pants-down terrified of you, I bet you were in at least a few Nightmares he had...
Manky: If anything, I'm the ONLY thing his Nightmares have been about, I've heard.
Army Dillo: You must be WAY scarier than you look if his only Nightmares are about you!
Manky: Well, at least Lanky claims I'm scarier than I look.
Army Dillo: Stop changing the subject! I wanna teach you something! Now, if you appear nice and friendly to ol' Freckles here, Mr. Bandanna Man, he won't think you're so scary.
Manky: That's not gonna work! He remembers every bad thing I've done to him, he remembers every Nightmare down to the last detail, the kid's memory is impressive! Somehow, he even got the knowledge that I plan to destroy DK Isle, even if he skipped all his lessons! And it doesn't seem like he's gonna forget any time soon!
Army Dillo: Wow. If I can't help you there, I'm gonna have to think of something else to teach you about...
Manky: This better be good...
Army Dillo: A-HA!! That's it!!! *grabs on to Manky's arms* I could teach you the art of ballistics!!!
Manky: Gyeehh-haahhhhhh...!
Army Dillo: Come with me!

Donkey Kong Country and Donkey Kong 64 - Mostly Classic Rareware with minor help from
Base (used as a reference) -

Description
Army Dillo: Hey Lanky! Glad you came. Wanna Hi-5!?
Manky: *sigh* For the last time, I'm not--

And a Hi-5 ensues.

Manky: FFFFFFFFffffffffffffffff.... Aaawwwh...! For God's sake, why'd you do that!?
Army Dillo: I love new visitors! Here! Come to my room!
Manky: Wha-- *suddenly, he's taken to Army Dillo's room!* *wincing in pain*
Army Dillo: *plops down on his bed, taking Manky with him* So, Lanky, how's life hangin' with the other--
Manky: *suddenly in front of Army Dillo's face* If you mistake me for that TRAITOR one more time, I swear, I'm gonna have your head on my wall!
Army Dillo: *positively shocked*
Manky: Now, you're here to teach me what's the right way to convince Lanky to rejoin my Troops.
Army Dillo: Oh! That's why you came here! You can't convince the Lanky on DK Isle to rejoin the other Lankies if you keep relying on what the others had taught you. Ray's sexiness won't get you anywhere, Pufftoss's memes will make you look like a tool, Mad Jack's fear will make the DK Isle Lanky LESS likely to join the other Lankies, and Dogadon's sciency-smart-stuff will bore the DK Isle Lanky to death. What you need is *creates a rainbow with his hands* smiles!
Manky: *AGH!* For the last time, THERE IS ONLY ONE LANKY!! To separate me from the other Orang-Troopers, just remember: I wear a bandanna. And if you wanna think about Lanky, remember this: His face is covered in freckles and he doesn't wear shoes with his uniform anymore.
Army Dillo: That's a mouthful.
Manky: But it's the only way you can tell Lanky and I apart from one another! Besides some OTHER obvious factors...
Army Dillo: Okay. Back to my lesson about smiles. For starters, just look at yourself! Moping, pouting, quick to anger... You need to *using his fingers to force Manky's mouth into a smile* turn that frown upside-down! Quick question: What makes you happy?
Manky: Well, I like to be in a position of power, so as a result of Donkey's new position as patriarch of DK Isle and my departure, I founded the Orang-Troops and am currently their leader.
Army Dillo: Good. Wait, did you say power makes you happy?
Manky: Sure. I also like making sure at least someone in my Troops fears me at least a little bit.
Army Dillo: What makes you say that?
Manky: I remember Lanky feeling that way about me. I even remember my first encounter with him. He froze in place with fear as I was trying to get his name out of him, and I remember his eyes getting teary. Then the other Troopers called him a crybaby and he freaked the HELL out. That's when he introduced himself.
Army Dillo: Wow. That's harsh. If the freckled Lanky was pants-down terrified of you, I bet you were in at least a few Nightmares he had...
Manky: If anything, I'm the ONLY thing his Nightmares have been about, I've heard.
Army Dillo: You must be WAY scarier than you look if his only Nightmares are about you!
Manky: Well, at least Lanky claims I'm scarier than I look.
Army Dillo: Stop changing the subject! I wanna teach you something! Now, if you appear nice and friendly to ol' Freckles here, Mr. Bandanna Man, he won't think you're so scary.
Manky: That's not gonna work! He remembers every bad thing I've done to him, he remembers every Nightmare down to the last detail, the kid's memory is impressive! Somehow, he even got the knowledge that I plan to destroy DK Isle, even if he skipped all his lessons! And it doesn't seem like he's gonna forget any time soon!
Army Dillo: Wow. If I can't help you there, I'm gonna have to think of something else to teach you about...
Manky: This better be good...
Army Dillo: A-HA!! That's it!!! *grabs on to Manky's arms* I could teach you the art of ballistics!!!
Manky: Gyeehh-haahhhhhh...!
Army Dillo: Come with me!

Donkey Kong Country and Donkey Kong 64 - Mostly Classic Rareware with minor help from
Base (used as a reference) -