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We have been feeding our squirrels nuts. They have come to beg for them after a while. One day, we put out a cookie with the nuts on top of it. The squirrel took the cookie and left the nuts. He came back to eat the nuts later. This is scientific proof that squirrels prefer the dessert before the main course, just as humans secretly do, but are not willing to admit publicly.

"If you give a squirrel a cookie, he's going to ask for a glass of milk. When you give him the milk, he'll probably ask you for a straw. When he's finished, he'll ask you for a napkin. Then he'll want to look in a mirror to make sure he doesn't have a milk mustache. When he looks in the mirror, he might notice his hair needs a trim. So he'll probably ask for a pair of nail scissors. When he's finished giving himself a trim, he'll want a broom to sweep it up. He'll start sweeping. He might get carried away and sweep every room in the house. He may even end up washing the floors as well! When he's done, he'll probably want to take a nap. You'll have to fix up a little box for him with a blanket and a pillow. He'll crawl in, make himself comfortable and fluff the pillow a few times. He'll probably ask you to read him a story. So you'll read to him from one of your books, and he'll ask to see the pictures. When he looks at the pictures, he'll get so excited he'll want to draw one of his own. He'll ask for paper and crayons. He'll draw a picture. When the picture is finished, he'll want to sign his name with a pen. Then he'll want to hang his picture on your refrigerator. Which means he'll need Scotch tape. He'll hang up his drawing and stand back to look at it. Looking at the refrigerator will remind him that he's thirsty. So... he'll ask for a glass of milk. And chances are if he asks you for a glass of milk, he's going to want a cookie to go with it."

(That was really from the children's book, "If You Give a MOUSE a Cookie", but I prefer my edited version..cuz I like squirrels.) Check my squirrel song parodies.
I thought of doing a parody of this photo using the song "Blurred Lines" and called it Furred something, IDK...but when the Squirrel went for the cookie I did think, "I know you want it.."
Hollaback Squirrel
Uh huh, this my chit
All the squirrels stomp your paws like this
It’s about time for a nutty snack
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no Hollaback Squirrel
I ain't no Hollaback Squirrel
I gotta chitter before I attack
You’ll see it’s gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no Hollaback Squirrel
I ain't no Hollaback Squirrel
Ooh, this my chit, this my chit
Ooh, this my chit, this my chit
Ooh, this my chit, this my chit
Ooh, this my chit, this my chit
I heard that you were chittering chit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
Critters hear you chitter like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna knock you down, on to the ground
That's right, put that bird seed down, getting everybody fired up
Not the first time I ate corn on the rack
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no Hollaback Squirrel
I ain't no Hollaback Squirrel
Ooh, this my chit, this my chit
Ooh, this my chit, this my chit
Ooh,

Description
We have been feeding our squirrels nuts. They have come to beg for them after a while. One day, we put out a cookie with the nuts on top of it. The squirrel took the cookie and left the nuts. He came back to eat the nuts later. This is scientific proof that squirrels prefer the dessert before the main course, just as humans secretly do, but are not willing to admit publicly.

"If you give a squirrel a cookie, he's going to ask for a glass of milk. When you give him the milk, he'll probably ask you for a straw. When he's finished, he'll ask you for a napkin. Then he'll want to look in a mirror to make sure he doesn't have a milk mustache. When he looks in the mirror, he might notice his hair needs a trim. So he'll probably ask for a pair of nail scissors. When he's finished giving himself a trim, he'll want a broom to sweep it up. He'll start sweeping. He might get carried away and sweep every room in the house. He may even end up washing the floors as well! When he's done, he'll probably want to take a nap. You'll have to fix up a little box for him with a blanket and a pillow. He'll crawl in, make himself comfortable and fluff the pillow a few times. He'll probably ask you to read him a story. So you'll read to him from one of your books, and he'll ask to see the pictures. When he looks at the pictures, he'll get so excited he'll want to draw one of his own. He'll ask for paper and crayons. He'll draw a picture. When the picture is finished, he'll want to sign his name with a pen. Then he'll want to hang his picture on your refrigerator. Which means he'll need Scotch tape. He'll hang up his drawing and stand back to look at it. Looking at the refrigerator will remind him that he's thirsty. So... he'll ask for a glass of milk. And chances are if he asks you for a glass of milk, he's going to want a cookie to go with it."

(That was really from the children's book, "If You Give a MOUSE a Cookie", but I prefer my edited version..cuz I like squirrels.) Check my squirrel song parodies.
I thought of doing a parody of this photo using the song "Blurred Lines" and called it Furred something, IDK...but when the Squirrel went for the cookie I did think, "I know you want it.."
Hollaback Squirrel
Uh huh, this my chit
All the squirrels stomp your paws like this
It’s about time for a nutty snack
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no Hollaback Squirrel
I ain't no Hollaback Squirrel
I gotta chitter before I attack
You’ll see it’s gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no Hollaback Squirrel
I ain't no Hollaback Squirrel
Ooh, this my chit, this my chit
Ooh, this my chit, this my chit
Ooh, this my chit, this my chit
Ooh, this my chit, this my chit
I heard that you were chittering chit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
Critters hear you chitter like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna knock you down, on to the ground
That's right, put that bird seed down, getting everybody fired up
Not the first time I ate corn on the rack
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no Hollaback Squirrel
I ain't no Hollaback Squirrel
Ooh, this my chit, this my chit
Ooh, this my chit, this my chit
Ooh,