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"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh shit!" Priscilla cried. "I know exactly what that is!"
"What is it?" Hitokiri asked.
"PRISCILLA-CHAN SONA-CHAN IT'S DECEMBER 1!!!!!" 1800-IDIOCY sang as she ran into the kitchen and glomped Priscilla.
"Oh dear" Hitokiri sighed. "I should've expected this"
"Yes, it's December 1!" Priscilla grunted. "Can you please get off me and suffocate Sonia with your hugs instead?"
"But I don't WANT to!" was the reply. Priscilla sighed.
"I will endure this for a bit longer" she said. "A bit"
And about two seconds later, Priscilla had stood up and thrown 1800-IDIOCY to the ground.
"WAAH!" 1800-IDIOCY cried. "Sona-chan, she's trying to kill me!"
"You nearly killed me first!" Priscilla snapped. She then sat down, and calmly went back to drinking her coffee. Sonia sighed heavily.
"This means Christmas shopping today, doesn't it?" she asked. "And the tree and all that as well. God dammit, December 1 is always such a busy day!"

Meanwhile, 1800-IDIOCY (as per usual) had burst into song.
"A! B! C D E! We're as happy as can be!" she sang.
"I'm not!" Priscilla said loudly.
"E! F! G H I! Ask us and we'll tell you why!"
"I'd rather not!" Priscilla added.
"J! K! L M N O! We're Senshi! We're Senshi! We're Senshi let's go!"
"No!" Priscilla yelled.
"P! Q! R S T! Next time will you come with me?"
"NO!" Andrew yelled.
"U! V! W X Y! We're the best, you can't deny!"
"YES! I CAN AND I WILL!" Priscilla yelled.
"Z! Z! Z Z Z! UH......NOTHING RHYMES WITH Z!!!!"
"How about Z, Z, Z Z Z, Priscilla wants to stay in bed?" Priscilla suggested. "Because believe me, I sure do!"
"So do I" Hitokiri and Andrew added. Priscilla groaned.
"Oh, man! If Lauren's this keyed up, imagine all five of the midgets at the same time!" she groaned. "It's going to be total hell!"
"Ah, we'll get through it" Sonia reassured her. "Just like we always do"
"COME OOOOON!" 1800-IDIOCY whined. "We have to go shopping already!"
"All right, all RIGHT!" Sonia yelled.

But she then narrowed her eyes, and called Priscilla to her side.
"She's pretty excited. TOO excited, if you ask me" Priscilla groaned.
"No, she's not" Sonia said bluntly. "She sure is excited, but she's overdoing it. She's hiding something from us...and it isn't anything good"
"So she's hiding it from us by being overexcited?" Priscilla asked. She then shrugged. "Yeah, I can see that"
Sonia sighed and massaged her temples.
"Knowing her, it's going to take forever for us to get it out of her" she sighed. "She probably won't even tell me....or not for awhile, anyway"
"Man, this sucks!" Priscilla snapped. "First day of the Christmas season and we have to deal with a paranoid midget?!"
"Indeed we do" Sonia sighed. "But for now, we have to go shopping. To Southland, I suppose"

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"Ok everybody, the rules are simple" Sonia said. "Grab an adult-and STICK WITH THEM! And call me when you're done"
1800-IDIOCY looked back and forth between Sonia and Priscilla.
"Don't we have to go in threes, if we each have to stick with an adult??" she asked hopefully. Sonia facepalmed.
"Well, yes" she said. "And yes, you can go with Priscilla and I"
"YAY!" 1800-IDIOCY shouted, causing several people to turn and look at 1800-IDIOCY like she was a complete nut. Well, she already knew that she was, but she didn't need random strangers hammering that sad truth even deeper into her! Ok, moving right along. Just to piss him off, Mikaela wrenched Andrew's shirt sleeve.
"I'm going with you!" she yelled. Nat and Kim shrugged and went to Hitokiri.
"Ok then..." Sonia said slowly. "Mikaela and Saj, you're going with Andrew"
With those words, the groups went off in different directions.

"SMIGGLE!" 1800-IDIOCY cried. "SMIIIIGGGGGLLLE!!!!!"
"Oh, is that Smiggle?" Priscilla teased.
"Yes it is, dammit!" 1800-IDIOCY yelled. "We need to go inside!"
"We need to?" Priscilla teased.
"QUIT TEASING ME, DAMMIT!" 1800-IDIOCY yelled. "PRISCILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"Ok, she's REALLY anxious about something" Sonia muttered.
"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"SHUT UP!" Priscilla bellowed. 1800-IDIOCY finally did as she was told, and Sonia sighed heavily.
"This is going to take awhile"

About two hours later, the Senshi had finished their shopping and were in the food court at Southland.
"My god, that was bad" Priscilla sighed, sinking into a chair.
"Hey, I was sitting there!" Sonia said. "Shove!"
They were just about to start arguing when Andrew came up to the group with a large paper bag.
"After getting my stuff, guess what I bought at the supermarket" he said slyly.
"...CAKE!" Mikaela guessed.
"Kinda but not really" Andrew said. "I actually bought toffee apples"
"OMNOMNOM!" everybody shrieked, and snatched the bag off Andrew.
"Well, ok then" Andrew shrugged.

As they were trying to find a way out that wasn't crowded with shoppers, something caught the eye of the midgets. When Sonia turned around to see what was going on...
"ZOMG SANTA SONIA!" Mikaela yelled, pointing. "We should all go!"
"...I am TOO OLD to be doing that!" Priscilla snapped.
"I'm so fat I'd crush him" 1800-IDIOCY snorted.
"Stop saying things like that!" Sonia scolded, smacking 1800-IDIOCY upside the head.
"How about we go visit him?" Hitokiri sighed. "Because I don't think Mikaela will shut up until we do"
Everybody sighed, but went over anyway.

"YOU GO FIRST SONIA!" Mikaela yelled, shoving Sonia towards the Santa guy.
"Whoa!" Sonia cried as she fell into Santa's lap. "GAAH!"
"What would you like for Christmas, little girl...I mean...uh....young lady?" Santa asked.
"Well..." Sonia sighed.
Why am I doing this? And why the fuck did he call me 'little girl'?! Do I LOOK 12 years old?!
She finally decided what she wanted.
"I want my girls and Andrew to stay out of trouble!" she said. When she saw the look on Santa's face, she sighed. "But I can tell that's not possible, so...how about a sexy pair of high heels?"
Santa smiled slightly.
"Sure thing" he said.

"An assault rifle" Priscilla said simply.
"Mind if I ask why?" Santa asked. Priscilla didn't respond, she just got off Santa's lap and stormed off.

"I want glompkisses from two people" Andrew said. He then whispered their names, and two of the Senshi
blushed a deep red.

"A puppy!" Mikaela grinned.
"CANDY!" 1800-IDIOCY yelled. "And hugs"
"Some awesome katanas" Hitokiri said.
"I want to stay home" Saj said quietly.
"A new flute" Kim said.
"POCKY AND LOTS OF IT!" Nat shrieked happily.
"Ok guys, time to stop bugging Santa and go home" Sonia sighed. The Senshi ran after Sonia as she made her way to the car, and Santa could only stare after them with a "O_O" like expression.

On the way home, Sonia noticed something was going on at the oval near the house.
"Hey look, Christmas stuff!" she yelled, pulling over.
"Christmas stuff?" Kim asked.
"Y'know...candy! And...stuff!" Sonia shrugged. "Now come on! Let's go!"
The Senshi sighed, but followed Sonia out of the car anyway.

They passed the playground, and the playground caught the attention of a few people...
"Hey look! A spinny thingy!" 1800-IDIOCY yelled.
"Lauren, HOW old are you?!" Kim sighed.
"Lauren, that might not be such a good idea..." Sonia said quietly.
"SPINNY THINGY!" Mikaela yelled. She grabbed 1800-IDIOCY and pulled her onto the spinny thingy, but that did nothing but cause chaos. Why? Because the two girls spun around way too easily. The wind didn't help much either. They span around and around and around, unable to do anything but scream. Priscilla stood by and laughed, Sonia and Andrew tried to figure out a safe way to get them to stop spinning, and everybody else just ignored what was going on and waited for the 'stuff' to start.

But when it came to their chairs...
"Jesus, look at these folding chairs!" Hitokiri exclaimed. "I'm betting that it takes a lot to get them to stay down!"
"I'm sure we're heavy enough, Hitokiri" Sonia sighed. "Let's just sit down already!"
Most of them were heavy enough...all except Mikaela. She sat down, and she was way too light. The folding chair went back up, and trapped Mikaela.
"GAAH!" she squeaked, flailing wildly. Priscilla noticed, and sighed heavily.
"Come here, you little lightweight" she snorted. She reached over, wrenched Mikaela out of the seat and put her on her lap. "Let's just see what happens"

Turns out that by "stuff"...it meant carols, food, and another guy dressed as Santa. All I can say to that is O_O.

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"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh shit!" Priscilla cried. "I know exactly what that is!"
"What is it?" Hitokiri asked.
"PRISCILLA-CHAN SONA-CHAN IT'S DECEMBER 1!!!!!" 1800-IDIOCY sang as she ran into the kitchen and glomped Priscilla.
"Oh dear" Hitokiri sighed. "I should've expected this"
"Yes, it's December 1!" Priscilla grunted. "Can you please get off me and suffocate Sonia with your hugs instead?"
"But I don't WANT to!" was the reply. Priscilla sighed.
"I will endure this for a bit longer" she said. "A bit"
And about two seconds later, Priscilla had stood up and thrown 1800-IDIOCY to the ground.
"WAAH!" 1800-IDIOCY cried. "Sona-chan, she's trying to kill me!"
"You nearly killed me first!" Priscilla snapped. She then sat down, and calmly went back to drinking her coffee. Sonia sighed heavily.
"This means Christmas shopping today, doesn't it?" she asked. "And the tree and all that as well. God dammit, December 1 is always such a busy day!"

Meanwhile, 1800-IDIOCY (as per usual) had burst into song.
"A! B! C D E! We're as happy as can be!" she sang.
"I'm not!" Priscilla said loudly.
"E! F! G H I! Ask us and we'll tell you why!"
"I'd rather not!" Priscilla added.
"J! K! L M N O! We're Senshi! We're Senshi! We're Senshi let's go!"
"No!" Priscilla yelled.
"P! Q! R S T! Next time will you come with me?"
"NO!" Andrew yelled.
"U! V! W X Y! We're the best, you can't deny!"
"YES! I CAN AND I WILL!" Priscilla yelled.
"Z! Z! Z Z Z! UH......NOTHING RHYMES WITH Z!!!!"
"How about Z, Z, Z Z Z, Priscilla wants to stay in bed?" Priscilla suggested. "Because believe me, I sure do!"
"So do I" Hitokiri and Andrew added. Priscilla groaned.
"Oh, man! If Lauren's this keyed up, imagine all five of the midgets at the same time!" she groaned. "It's going to be total hell!"
"Ah, we'll get through it" Sonia reassured her. "Just like we always do"
"COME OOOOON!" 1800-IDIOCY whined. "We have to go shopping already!"
"All right, all RIGHT!" Sonia yelled.

But she then narrowed her eyes, and called Priscilla to her side.
"She's pretty excited. TOO excited, if you ask me" Priscilla groaned.
"No, she's not" Sonia said bluntly. "She sure is excited, but she's overdoing it. She's hiding something from us...and it isn't anything good"
"So she's hiding it from us by being overexcited?" Priscilla asked. She then shrugged. "Yeah, I can see that"
Sonia sighed and massaged her temples.
"Knowing her, it's going to take forever for us to get it out of her" she sighed. "She probably won't even tell me....or not for awhile, anyway"
"Man, this sucks!" Priscilla snapped. "First day of the Christmas season and we have to deal with a paranoid midget?!"
"Indeed we do" Sonia sighed. "But for now, we have to go shopping. To Southland, I suppose"

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"Ok everybody, the rules are simple" Sonia said. "Grab an adult-and STICK WITH THEM! And call me when you're done"
1800-IDIOCY looked back and forth between Sonia and Priscilla.
"Don't we have to go in threes, if we each have to stick with an adult??" she asked hopefully. Sonia facepalmed.
"Well, yes" she said. "And yes, you can go with Priscilla and I"
"YAY!" 1800-IDIOCY shouted, causing several people to turn and look at 1800-IDIOCY like she was a complete nut. Well, she already knew that she was, but she didn't need random strangers hammering that sad truth even deeper into her! Ok, moving right along. Just to piss him off, Mikaela wrenched Andrew's shirt sleeve.
"I'm going with you!" she yelled. Nat and Kim shrugged and went to Hitokiri.
"Ok then..." Sonia said slowly. "Mikaela and Saj, you're going with Andrew"
With those words, the groups went off in different directions.

"SMIGGLE!" 1800-IDIOCY cried. "SMIIIIGGGGGLLLE!!!!!"
"Oh, is that Smiggle?" Priscilla teased.
"Yes it is, dammit!" 1800-IDIOCY yelled. "We need to go inside!"
"We need to?" Priscilla teased.
"QUIT TEASING ME, DAMMIT!" 1800-IDIOCY yelled. "PRISCILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"Ok, she's REALLY anxious about something" Sonia muttered.
"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"SHUT UP!" Priscilla bellowed. 1800-IDIOCY finally did as she was told, and Sonia sighed heavily.
"This is going to take awhile"

About two hours later, the Senshi had finished their shopping and were in the food court at Southland.
"My god, that was bad" Priscilla sighed, sinking into a chair.
"Hey, I was sitting there!" Sonia said. "Shove!"
They were just about to start arguing when Andrew came up to the group with a large paper bag.
"After getting my stuff, guess what I bought at the supermarket" he said slyly.
"...CAKE!" Mikaela guessed.
"Kinda but not really" Andrew said. "I actually bought toffee apples"
"OMNOMNOM!" everybody shrieked, and snatched the bag off Andrew.
"Well, ok then" Andrew shrugged.

As they were trying to find a way out that wasn't crowded with shoppers, something caught the eye of the midgets. When Sonia turned around to see what was going on...
"ZOMG SANTA SONIA!" Mikaela yelled, pointing. "We should all go!"
"...I am TOO OLD to be doing that!" Priscilla snapped.
"I'm so fat I'd crush him" 1800-IDIOCY snorted.
"Stop saying things like that!" Sonia scolded, smacking 1800-IDIOCY upside the head.
"How about we go visit him?" Hitokiri sighed. "Because I don't think Mikaela will shut up until we do"
Everybody sighed, but went over anyway.

"YOU GO FIRST SONIA!" Mikaela yelled, shoving Sonia towards the Santa guy.
"Whoa!" Sonia cried as she fell into Santa's lap. "GAAH!"
"What would you like for Christmas, little girl...I mean...uh....young lady?" Santa asked.
"Well..." Sonia sighed.
Why am I doing this? And why the fuck did he call me 'little girl'?! Do I LOOK 12 years old?!
She finally decided what she wanted.
"I want my girls and Andrew to stay out of trouble!" she said. When she saw the look on Santa's face, she sighed. "But I can tell that's not possible, so...how about a sexy pair of high heels?"
Santa smiled slightly.
"Sure thing" he said.

"An assault rifle" Priscilla said simply.
"Mind if I ask why?" Santa asked. Priscilla didn't respond, she just got off Santa's lap and stormed off.

"I want glompkisses from two people" Andrew said. He then whispered their names, and two of the Senshi
blushed a deep red.

"A puppy!" Mikaela grinned.
"CANDY!" 1800-IDIOCY yelled. "And hugs"
"Some awesome katanas" Hitokiri said.
"I want to stay home" Saj said quietly.
"A new flute" Kim said.
"POCKY AND LOTS OF IT!" Nat shrieked happily.
"Ok guys, time to stop bugging Santa and go home" Sonia sighed. The Senshi ran after Sonia as she made her way to the car, and Santa could only stare after them with a "O_O" like expression.

On the way home, Sonia noticed something was going on at the oval near the house.
"Hey look, Christmas stuff!" she yelled, pulling over.
"Christmas stuff?" Kim asked.
"Y'know...candy! And...stuff!" Sonia shrugged. "Now come on! Let's go!"
The Senshi sighed, but followed Sonia out of the car anyway.

They passed the playground, and the playground caught the attention of a few people...
"Hey look! A spinny thingy!" 1800-IDIOCY yelled.
"Lauren, HOW old are you?!" Kim sighed.
"Lauren, that might not be such a good idea..." Sonia said quietly.
"SPINNY THINGY!" Mikaela yelled. She grabbed 1800-IDIOCY and pulled her onto the spinny thingy, but that did nothing but cause chaos. Why? Because the two girls spun around way too easily. The wind didn't help much either. They span around and around and around, unable to do anything but scream. Priscilla stood by and laughed, Sonia and Andrew tried to figure out a safe way to get them to stop spinning, and everybody else just ignored what was going on and waited for the 'stuff' to start.

But when it came to their chairs...
"Jesus, look at these folding chairs!" Hitokiri exclaimed. "I'm betting that it takes a lot to get them to stay down!"
"I'm sure we're heavy enough, Hitokiri" Sonia sighed. "Let's just sit down already!"
Most of them were heavy enough...all except Mikaela. She sat down, and she was way too light. The folding chair went back up, and trapped Mikaela.
"GAAH!" she squeaked, flailing wildly. Priscilla noticed, and sighed heavily.
"Come here, you little lightweight" she snorted. She reached over, wrenched Mikaela out of the seat and put her on her lap. "Let's just see what happens"

Turns out that by "stuff"...it meant carols, food, and another guy dressed as Santa. All I can say to that is O_O.