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On the 28th of September, at about seven in the morning, it was all quiet. But not for long. Why? Because...."SONA-CHAAAAAN! ANDREW-KUUUUUUN!!!!!! OMG LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GOOOO!!!!"
Sonia was still in bed, and she groaned.
"In a minute, Lauren!" she called.
"BUT I DON'T WANNA WAAAIIIT!" was the reply, and next thing Sonia knew 1800-IDIOCY had come down the stairs, into her room, and had leapt onto the bed. "WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE-"
"I'm up, Lauren. I'm up" Sonia sighed. "But I still have stuff to do before we leave"
"SUCH AS?!"
"Silly girl. I have to make breakfast for everyone else, I have to have a shower, and I need to get dressed. And speaking of which, you don't really want to go to Manifest in your PJs, do you?" Sonia sighed.
"Ah, no"
"So, get off me!" Sonia sighed. 1800-IDIOCY disappeared, and Sonia groaned.
"Oh god, this is going to be a day of insanity"
"Why do you think I went yesterday, then?!" Priscilla yelled from outside.
"Prue, shut up!" Sonia yelled back. She then dragged herself out of bed and made her way to the bathroom.
When Sonia finally got out, she could only groan- 1800-IDIOCY was being an absolute nutcase. She had picked Mikaela up, she and Kim were throwing her back and forth to each other.
"PUT ME DOWN!" Mikaela bellowed.
"Nope!" 1800-IDIOCY giggled. "Come on Kim, high shot!"
"Sure thing!" Kim laughed, and threw Mikaela high in the air. 1800-IDIOCY made it look like she was goingΒ Β to catch her, but at the last second she backed away and Mikaela crashed to the ground.
"Lauren!" Sonia sighed. "Calm down, dammit-HEY! PUT THOSE MATCHES DOWN!"
"Nuh uh!" 1800-IDIOCY giggled.
"You're going to calm down if I have to force you, kiddo! Last warning!" Sonia said sharply.
"Nuh uh! Teehee!"
"That's it" Sonia sighed. She stormed over and slung 1800-IDIOCY over her shoulder. She then carried the yelling and kicking girl to the closet, and proceeded to throw her in and shove several chairs against the door.
"Calm down!" Sonia yelled, and then walked off to make breakfast.
Just as she finished making breakfast, 1800-IDIOCY skidded into the kitchen and tugged on Sonia's shirt sleeve.
"Sona-chan, look outside! LOOK OUTSIDE!" she yelled.
"Sure, sure" Sonia sighed. She turned, looked outside, and nearly had a heart attack.
"What the hell is a cow doing in the front yard?!" she exclaimed. Sure enough there was a cow in the yard, chewing on the grass.
"I don't know how it got there...." 1800-IDIOCY said slowly. Her eyes then sparkled brightly. "But I'm going to go push it over!"
"NO!" Sonia cried, but it was WAY too late. She sighed and put her head in her hands as Priscilla entered the kitchen.
"What's up, Sonia?" Priscilla asked. "And where'd the coffee maker go?"
"It's in the cupboard, but before you get it out, look outside" Sonia moaned. Priscilla looked outside, and burst out laughing.
"What's Lauren doing with that cow?" she laughed.
"I don't know" Sonia groaned. "But whatever she's doing, it has to stop"
"You do realise that she's probably not going to stop trying to push that cow over until something more interesting happens" Priscilla grinned. Sonia sighed.
"She is the most persistant little....MIDGET....that I have ever met!" she cried. "LAUREN!!!!"
"Yeah?" was the faint reply.
"We're going now!" Sonia yelled. That was all it took for 1800-IDIOCY to finally push the cow over, get back inside and collect her stuff.
"Come on Sona-chan! Let's GO already! Where's Andrew?!"
The second the door slammed shut, Priscilla heard quacking.
"What the hell?!" she cried. She looked down, and found a string tied to her ankle. And attached to the string was a line of toy ducks. And whenever Priscilla moved her foot, the ducks quacked.
"Where the hell did these come from?" she asked. She untied the string of ducks, and threw them. As the ducks flew through the air, they continued quacking until they finally crashed into a corner.
"Jesus! These toys just don't shut up, do they?" Priscilla growled.
"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" Andrew and 1800-IDIOCY asked in unison. Sonia eventually got so frustrated that she joined in the chanting.
"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
It was about thirty seconds before 1800-IDIOCY and Andrew realised, and shut up.
"Thank you" Sonia muttered. "And what do you know, just as we all shut up, we're here!"
Priscilla was sitting around, not doing much. The rest of the Senshi at the house....Priscilla had no idea where they were or what they were doing. But as long as they were out of trouble, it was all good. The phone suddenly rang, and Priscilla leapt up to get it.
QUACK QUACK.
Priscilla looked down angrily, and saw that the string of toy ducks was tied to her ankle again.
"W-what the-!" she cried. "I thought I-you little bastards, I need to answer the phone!"
As she hopped around trying to untie the string, she raised her voice.
"SOMEBODY ANSWER THE PHONE!" she bellowed. "NOOOOOOW!!!!"
She then hopped backwards into the closet, and yelled as heavy boxes of stuff tumbled out and fell onto her, pinning her to the ground.
"ANSWER THE BLOODY PHONE!" she bellowed. "SOMEBODY!"
She cried out in frustration as the answering machine finally came on.
"Prue? Hitokiri? Guys? Where are you?" Sonia's voice asked.
QUACK QUACK, QUACK QUACK!
"Oh well, it's all good. Just calling to say that we got there alive. Ok, see you guys later!"
"GOD DAMMIT!!" Priscilla shrieked as Sonia hung up. "What the hell is with the ducks?!"
After getting the registration sorted out, Sonia was starting to get a little anxious. 1800-IDIOCY's eyes had become fluorescent, and that meant only one thing-she was going to go hyper. But what disturbed Sonia the most was that Andrew's eyes were starting to glow a bit fluorescent as well.
"Andrew, contain yourself" she hissed. "I'd rather deal with only one hyperactive idiot today, thank you very much"
Andrew sighed, and his eyes went back to normal.
"Fine, fine" he said. "Can I set the costume on fire at least once?"
"NO!!!!!" Sonia bellowed. 1800-IDIOCY then tugged on Sonia's hand, and Sonia sighed.
"Uh oh" she whispered to Andrew. "Something's up"
"How do you know that?" Andrew asked.
"Because she's not glomping me to get my attention"
"Oh"
Sonia then turned 1800-IDIOCY so that she was facing her.
"What is it, kiddo?" she asked.
"Sona-chan, can I give that man some Pocky?" 1800-IDIOCY said, pointing. Sonia sighed. A man was standing near them with a sign that said 'Will dance for Pocky'.
"Kiddo, we saw this guy last year and I said the same thing" Sonia said simply. "NO"
"Aw"
"Damn straight" Sonia giggled. "Now come on, how about some melon ramune?"
"RAMUNE?!?!?!?!" 1800-IDIOCY shrieked. "YAY!"
Sonia could only laugh.
"Damn straight, kiddo"
"Ok, you midgets!" Priscilla yelled. "I have a question!"
"And what would that be?" Nat asked. Priscilla held up the string of ducks, and her eyes narrowed.
"Whose string of ducks is this?!" she demanded. "Because this....this THING...is becoming a real pain in the butt to deal with!"
"It's a toy, Priscilla" Kim scoffed. "What harm can it possibly do?"
Priscilla glared angrily at Kim.
"This...this toy keeps coming out of nowhere to scare me" she said. "It's really starting to creep me out"
Kim laughed.
"Am I hearing things? PRISCILLA is scared of a toy?!" she snorted. As she and the others laughed, Priscilla struggled to contain her anger.
Why won't they believe me?! Those ducks are fucking EVIL!
"GUESS WHAT!" 1800-IDIOCY cried.
"You've had too much sugar!" Andrew suggested.
"That too, but you guessed WRONG!" 1800-IDIOCY squealed. Andrew chuckled, and Sonia sighed.
"I shouldn't have let you buy two bottles" she murmured as 1800-IDIOCY bounced around happily.
"I jingle, Sona-chan!" she cried.
"I know you do, Lauren-chan" Sonia sighed. "Now, please calm down"
"Guess what, Sona-chan!" 1800-IDIOCY giggled.
".....glomp?" Sonia guessed.
"YOU GUESSED RIGHT!" 1800-IDIOCY screamed, and next thing Sonia knew she had been glomped to the ground. And 1800-IDIOCY had been pinned to the ground by Sonia's weight, and couldn't get up.
"I love you, Sona-chan!" 1800-IDIOCY giggled.
"Heh, I love you too" Sonia said.
"SONIA, ANSWER YOUR BLOODY PHONE!" Priscilla bellowed. She had the phone in one hand, and a vase was stuck on the other hand. She was hopping backwards down the hallway, and she was desperately trying to shake the string of ducks off her ankle. "ANSWER YOUR-"
"Hello?"
"SONIA, WHO OWNS A STRING OF TOY DUCKS?!" Priscilla yelled.
"Uh.....certainly not me!" Sonia said. "Why, is something wrong?"
"DAMN STRAIGHT SOMETHING'S WRONG-UGWAAAAAH!" Priscilla screamed. She had hopped backwards into the bathroom, tripped on the mat, and had landed in the bath. "GAAAH FUCKING HELL!"
"Prue?!"
"There's a string of toy ducks....that somehow keeps tying itself around my ankle. It will NOT. LEAVE ME ALONE!"
"Prue, don't worry. I'm sure it's nothing" Sonia sighed. "Now...I have to deal with a hyperactive Lauren, and also Andrew, who is on the verge of hyperactiveness"
"WAIT-" Priscilla cried, but Sonia had already hung up.
Sonia hung up the phone, and found 1800-IDIOCY, Andrew and several other of their cosplay friends laughing.
"What happened?" she asked suspiciously. 1800-IDIOCY giggled again. She was rubbing her eye, and appeared to have her finger stuck in an empty bottle of ramune.
"Uh....Sona-chan...I was chasing after some bubbles that someone had blown, and one popped in my eye"
1800-IDIOCY giggled. "And not only does it sting like hell, but my finger's kinda STUCK in the bottle of ramune"
"Oh, not again" Sonia sighed. "Kiddo, you really have to learn to not get your fingers stuck in things"
"I'm sorry, Sona-chan" 1800-IDIOCY said, but she was still laughing insanely. "Guess what"
"....oh, dear" Sonia sighed.
"TACKLE GLOMP! ANDREW! GROUP HUG!" 1800-IDIOCY yelled, and Sonia didn't even get time to scream as Andrew and 1800-IDIOCY tackle glomped her.
"GAAAAAAH" Sonia choked.
"We love you too, Sona-chan!" 1800-IDIOCY said happily.
"I...I think it's time to go home now" Sonia managed to say.
"THAT IS IT!" Priscilla bellowed. She threw open the door to her wardrobe, and reached inside. "DIE, YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!"
She then pulled out about ten flamethrowers, and untied the string of ducks from her ankle.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" she laughed evilly, burning the ducks to a crisp. "Your days are numbered, you little quacking bastards!"
"Uh....Priscilla?" a voice said from the door, and Priscilla's head snapped up.
"Oh, hi Hitokiri!" she said pleasantly. Hitokiri's glasses fogged up, and she frowned.
"I just remembered. Those ducks belong to Lauren" she said, and then left. When she heard that information, Priscilla's jaw nearly hit the floor.
Oh, god! I just destroyed those ducks...and they belong to Lauren...oh god, that girl treasures the most random things! Including those ducks.....she's gonna go insane at me!
She then narrowed her eyes in determination.
"She's not gonna find out, because nobody's gonna tell her!" she said.
When Sonia and Andrew came home with 1800-IDIOCY, there was...a bit of trouble. Because 1800-IDIOCY had had so much sugar that she was quite literally bouncing off the walls in a hyperactive fit.
"Lauren!" Sonia sighed. "Come here!"
"Nuh uh!" 1800-IDIOCY giggled, and disappeared up the stairs. Sonia sighed heavily.
"Aw, man" she groaned. "This is gonna take ages"
"That girl's a nut" Andrew added. "Looks like we're going to have to call in the big guns"
"The....big guns?" Sonia asked slowly.
"Yeah, the big guns. PRISCILLA!" Andrew called. In less than two seconds Priscilla had appeared, and flames were surrounding her body as she grinned.
"That's my name!" she said eagerly. "What can I do for you now?"
"Get Lauren" Sonia said simply. "She's too keyed up to listen to anything I say"
"Sure thing" Priscilla said eagerly, and raced up the stairs.
When she got to 1800-IDIOCY's room, her heart skipped a beat. 1800-IDIOCY was standing in front of her bookshelf, and she was quivering.
"....who took my ducks?" she whispered. "Prue-chan, somebody stole my cute toy ducks. The ones that Mikaela gave me"
"CUTE-" Priscilla started to yell, but she then realised that 1800-IDIOCY was pretty upset. "Kiddo, I...."
1800-IDIOCY's mood suddenly changed completely, and she turned to face Priscilla. Her eyes blazed with rage, and Priscilla took a step back.
"You destroyed them, didn't you?!" 1800-IDIOCY yelled. "You couldn't handle the fact that they were cute!"
"Well actually, I....."
"And you couldn't handle the fact that they had a little magic in them!"
"Wait, MAGIC?!" Priscilla cried. "What?!"
"You know that all of Mikaela's toys are possesed with some sort of creepy but good magic!" 1800-IDIOCY snapped. "Those ducks were special, because they're the only toy that Mikaela has that doesn't look evil!"
"So why'd she give them to you?" Priscilla asked.
"Because she got sick of them" 1800-IDIOCY said. "She reckoned I'd like them, and she was right. And...you destroyed them!"
"Only because they were annoying the hell out of me!" Priscilla yelled, and then she explained the story.
".....I DOUBT IT!" 1800-IDIOCY bellowed. "THEY'RE MAGIC, BUT NOT THAT POWERFUL!"
"WELL-" Priscilla shouted.
"What are you two yelling about?!" Sonia demanded, appearing out of nowhere to step between them.
"Priscilla-" 1800-IDIOCY said.
"Lauren-" Priscilla said.
"Shut up!" Sonia interrupted. "Tea's ready. Whatever you two are arguing about, sort it out later. And look what I found"
She then produced from behind her back...the string of toy ducks. Priscilla's mouth dropped open, but 1800-IDIOCY was ecstatic.
"Oh, they weren't destroyed!" she cried happily, taking the string of ducks and placing it carefully on the top of her bookshelf. "Thank you, Sona-chan!"
As she ran out of the room, Priscilla poked Sonia.
"I destroyed those freakin' ducks!" she cried. "How did you get them?!"
"You destroyed them?" Sonia asked. "Surely you didn't. I found them on the kitchen bench"
As Sonia walked off, Priscilla finally let out her emotions.
"GAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
And that....is MAYBE the end of that.
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Comments: 12
spn-demon666-girl [2008-09-29 08:10:19 +0000 UTC]
i wouldn't like to annoy Priscilla when she has a flamethrower! LOL, well done-you went on a massive sugar hype!
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LibraryPup In reply to spn-demon666-girl [2008-09-29 08:52:18 +0000 UTC]
I certainly did. My voice literally went up about ten pitches because I was so hyper. And I couldn't stop tackle glomping Sonia and Andrew
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spn-demon666-girl In reply to LibraryPup [2008-10-01 00:47:40 +0000 UTC]
hahaha, Guess what!!!
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spn-demon666-girl In reply to LibraryPup [2008-10-03 07:24:18 +0000 UTC]
no, YOUR FACE!!!!
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LibraryPup In reply to spn-demon666-girl [2008-10-03 08:40:49 +0000 UTC]
Nah, what about
ZOMGUPYOURNOSEYOURFACEI'MACOWBOOMOODOUBLETRIPLEMOO?
That's the typical answer whenever I say 'Guess what'
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LibraryPup In reply to spn-demon666-girl [2008-10-04 10:04:30 +0000 UTC]
DAMN STRAIGHT.
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spn-demon666-girl In reply to LibraryPup [2008-10-05 05:40:57 +0000 UTC]
LOL, i was in a store today and i saw the wiggles movie DVD and i nearly fell to the ground laughing about the aeroplane thing!
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LibraryPup In reply to spn-demon666-girl [2008-10-05 06:28:45 +0000 UTC]
.............................................seriously, that is so like you. And me.
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spn-demon666-girl In reply to LibraryPup [2008-10-06 05:04:37 +0000 UTC]
hahaha, i know, but seriously, i know you had a bad today and there's not really anything i can say that will make it better; if it's any constalation, i had a rough day today, jonathon was teasing me all day long and i was 5 seconds away from screaming.
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