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"Ok guys, we need to split up" Sonia ordered. "Mikaela, go with Hitokiri"
"WHAT!?" Hitokiri cried.
"Too bad, so sad" Sonia said bluntly. "Everybody else, spread out and try and get inside-SHIT"
She could see a minion in the distance.
"EVERYBODY HIDE!" she ordered, and everybody else disappeared in different directions. Sonia leapt into a bush just as the minion reached the building. The minion paused at a door, and Sonia watched carefully. Maybe she'd be able to get in if she followed the minion's example...

The minion slipped an I.D card into the slot next to the door. The doors quickly slid open and the minion went through them. Sonia slunk out of her hiding place and started to follow the minion. She was just starting to get through the doors when they slammed shut again on her stomach, rendering her unable to
move.
"URGH!" she cried, pushing on the doors and trying to free herself. She blew her hair out of her face with a frustrated grunt.
"This isn't good at all" she murmured. She suddenly felt something poking her rear end...
"Ok, WHO THE FUCK IS FEELING ME UP?! I'LL KILL YOU, ANDREW!" she bellowed. She quickly raised her legs and felt herself kicking something hard. There was an explosion of gunfire, and the doors were suddenly open again.
"OOF!" Sonia cried, falling flat onto her face. She looked up quickly to see what had happened. She saw an unconscious minion, a busted card slot, and a gun lying near the slot. She narrowed her eyes.
"It wasn't Andrew?" she said. "Well. My guess is that he poked me with the gun, I kicked him in the face, he got knocked out, he dropped the gun and it dry fired, and busted the slot here and freed me!"
She grinned at the unconscious minion. Quickly reaching into his pockets, she snatched up his ID card.
"Thank you, you evil asshole!" she laughed, walking off.

Meanwhile, Priscilla was also inside. She had come to a barrier. Next to the barrier was a tiny computer with what looked like a fingerprint scanner.
"Fingerprint identification, please" a dull computer voice commanded. Priscilla bit her lip, and tentatively
reached her hand towards the scanner. She carefully placed her finger on the scanner, waited several seconds...and then it all turned to hell.
"Invalid. Intruder alert. Invalid. Unauthorised specimen" the computer voice said dully, yet Priscilla found it terrifying. All the walls around her revealed themselves to be massive TV screens. An image of her, along with her name, personal details and her current location appeared on all the screens. All the doors around her locked quickly, and she found herself trapped.
"...Fuck"
The one door that remained open was quickly blocked by one of Blue's minions.
"Try and get past me, bitch" the minion snarled. "Bet you can't"
"I bet I CAN!" Priscilla bellowed. She raced over the the minion and started laying punches and kicks into her.
"I may not have powers right now, but I know how to beat you regardless!' she shouted. When the minion was finally dead, Priscilla dragged her over to the scanning machine.
"Come on!" she groaned. "Jesus, you're heavy!"
She grabbed the minion's hand and slammed it onto the scanner. Several seconds later, Priscilla's profile disappeared off the screens, all the doors opened, and the barrier opened as well.
"False alarm" the computer said in its bored voice. "Crisis averted, lockdown mode overrided"
"Phew. That was too close" Priscilla whispered. She carefully took a knife out of her pocket...and in several swift movements she had chopped off the minion's hand.
"I may need this, disgusting as it is" she grunted. "...ew, so much blood..."

A minion rushed into the control room, where Blue was still taunting 1800-IDIOCY.
"Na na na na naaaa na!" she was singing. "You're gonna di-ie! You're gonna-"
"We found minion number 116 dead, Chief. She was kicked and punched to death" the minion interrupted.
"Impossible!" Blue cried. "All the computers say that she's making her way through the building. She's passing all of the fingerprint scanners and stuff, how can she be dead?"
"...before, that Priscilla woman came on the alert. And when we found 116's body, her right hand had been sliced off. Are you making the connection, Chief?"
"No, I don't believe I am"
The minion sighed and rolled his eyes.
"In order to override the alert, the Priscilla woman killed 116, sliced off her hand, and used the hand's fingerprints to override the alert on the scanning system. So she's also using the hand to get through the other fingerprint scanners" he explained.
"AH, I see!" Blue cried. "Well, we're in for some serious shit, then!"
The minion sighed again.
"Not necessarily" he said. "The Priscilla woman, the other ladies and that guy have lost their powers, remember?"
"That doesn't mean they've lost their original physical capabilities!" Blue snapped. "The Priscilla woman is a weightlifter. If she managed to kill 116 with just punches and kicks, then we really are in trouble!"

She then thought of an idea.
"Listen, delete all of 116's files from the databases" she commanded. "The scanners will no longer recognise her fingerprints and we really will have the woman cornered. And this time...make sure to send in HEAPS of reinforcements. We don't want this incident to repeat itself"
"Roger that, Chief"
Blue raised her eyebrows.
"One more thing" she said. "...Please don't call me 'Chief'. Cloverway will skin you alive if she catches you calling me that. She feels that since she is older than me, she's the only one who can be called that. So just call me Blue, for now..."
The minion nodded, and ran out. Blue turned to 1800-IDIOCY.
'You really must feel special" she growled. "That bitch went so far as to kill one of my own minions to try and save you"
1800-IDIOCY stayed silent. She had no idea what she could say that wouldn't get her killed.

Meanwhile, Nat was trying to hotwire the computer system. She sat up in a tree with her laptop, typing furiously while Kim sat next to her, looking out for minions.
"Well, this is dull" Kim said.
"Thank you, Captain Obvious" Nat said.

On the other side of the property, Hitokiri and Mikaela were in a thick, dense forest.
"This is terrible" Hitokiri was grunting as they ran. "Lauren keeps getting kidnapped and we have to keep busting her out of it, and it's even worse now because we have no powers to defend ourselves with!"
They kept running and running, and Hitokiri suddenly felt herself tripping. But before she could hit the ground she was raised into the air and found herself suspended by a rope tied around her foot-she'd landed into a booby trap.
"FANTASTIC!" she yelled. "I am hanging upside down from a tree, I can't move, and I'm wearing a SKIRT!"
Mikaela giggled.
"OI! YOU SHUT UP!" Hitokiri shouted. "When I get down from this stupid tree I will wring your little neck!"
But Mikaela didn't shut up-she howled with laughter and rolled around on the ground.
"Little bitch" Hitokiri growled.

Meanwhile, as the minions were deleting 116's files, Priscilla had one last barrier to go through before she could get into the CEO's office. She had no idea how she knew that it was Cloverway's office- she just knew.
"Fingerprint identification" the computer demanded. Priscilla slammed the hand down onto the scanner, and waited.
"...Accepted" the computer finally said, almost as if it wasn't entirely sure. The door burst open, revealing 1800-IDIOCY. She had been tied to a chair, and she looked pretty miserable. But upon seeing Priscilla, she cheered up instantly.
"SCILLA-P!" she cried. Her eyes sparkled, and Priscilla grinned. But then her smile turned to a gasp of horror-the minions were clearly expecting her. A muscly man leapt out of nowhere and tackled her to the ground, proceeding to beat her up.
"SCILLA-P!" 1800-IDIOCY shrieked. Another minion rushed over and duct-taped her mouth shut.
"Shut your face" she ordered, and then dashed into the shadows.

The minion picked Priscilla up, and slammed her into the ground. She lay on the floor for several seconds, groaning in pain and struggling to move. The minion was about to make his final move and kill her, and 1800-IDIOCY could see it. She wanted to buy Priscilla some time, but she couldn't think how. But suddenly,
an idea hit her like a ton of bricks. She threw her head backwards and forwards until her glasses went flying off her face and she couldn't see. She then started shrieking like a banshee. The minion stopped what he was doing and walked over to her. He grabbed the duct tape and ripped it off her mouth.
"What, what is it?" he growled.
"My glasses!" 1800-IDIOCY cried. "I can't see without my glasses! WAAAAAAAAH!"
As she carried on and over dramatised everything, Priscilla's eyes widened as she realised what 1800-IDIOCY was trying to do.
"THANK YOU" she mouthed, and carefully started pulling herself to her feet. Meanwhile, the minion had picked up the glasses and was holding them in front of 1800-IDIOCY's face.
"I don't know why you even want to see what I'm about to do to her" he said gruffly. "But fine"
He carefully placed them back onto her face and turned around-and was instantly met with a fist to the face.
"EAT THIS!" Priscilla shrieked as the minion toppled to the ground, knocked out cold. She turned and smiled at 1800-IDIOCY.
"You bought me good time" she said. "Thank you, Sweet"
She then grinned cheekily.
"OH NOES! MY GLASSES!" she said in a whiny voice. "I NEED MY GLASSES! THE WORLD IS ENDING! MY GLASSES ARE OFF MY FACE! WAAAH! I CAN'T SEEEEEE!"
"Shut up, Prue-cha! It was the only good thing I could think of" 1800-IDIOCY laughed. "Anyway, I got you out!"
She held up her hand.
"Gimme five!"
Priscilla smirked.
"Give you five?" she said. She then brought out 116's hand, and held her own hands up. "I can do better than that, sweet. I can give you fifteen!"
"ASFDSAJDFHAGSJHDFGASJDHFGASFDKAAAAA GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!" 1800-IDIOCY shrieked. Priscilla burst into laughter.
"Oh, you IDGET!" she laughed. But the laughter didn't last for long-all the lights suddenly turned on and put the two girls into the spotlight. All the doors around them burst open, and minions came rushing at them from all directions.
"Fuck" Priscilla whispered.

Nat was still mucking around with the computer systems.
"About damn time!" she muttered, as she located Cloverway's computer on the databases. "Now let's get some bloody powers back!"

"SCILLA-P!" 1800-IDIOCY screamed, grabbing onto Priscilla for dear life. Priscilla's eyes widened in horror and she looked around desperately, trying to find an escape route.
"Teleport teleport teleport!" she cried. Her voice rose into a shrill shriek. "Teleport teleport TELEPORT!"
"THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK!" 1800-IDIOCY wailed. The minions were closing in on them. There were truly fucked this time. Priscilla wouldn't give up, though.
"Violence Power!" she finally shrieked. "MAKE UP!"
At the exact same time, Nat had located Priscilla's powers on the database.
"Reactivate!" she yelled, clicking the icon. Priscilla's pen glowed...and then the normal transformation started. Adrenaline rushed through her body as her powers returned.

She punched the air with her arms, and her gloves came on. She did a backwards kick and then a forwards kick, which caused her boots to appear. She spread out her arms and legs quickly, and her leotard bodysuit THING came on. She raised her arms quickly and twirled around in circles. As she twirled, her skirt materialised. Finally she stopped twirling, and her earrings and tiara came. She did her final pose, and she couldn't stop grinning.,
"Sailor Violent is BACK, bitches!" she yelled. "And I am going to ad lib my speech. I am the senshi of-what else-VIOLENCE. I am obviously Sailor Violent and in the name of coffee I will kick your-"
She could not finish her speech, because all the doors burst open again and Sonia rushed through.
"I'M STILL AWESOME, I SWEAR!" she cried. "I'LL KICK YOUR ASSES AND PROVE IT!"
"Sonia, what are you going on about?" Priscilla asked. Sonia's eyes widened when she saw that 1800-IDIOCY was obviously safe, and that all the minions in the room were dead.
"I...I..." she whispered. Her voice then rose into a shriek. "WHY THE HELL DID YOU HAVE TO STEAL MY THUNDER, PRUE!? NO FAIR! NO FAIR!"
"We've got our powers back, you dolt" Priscilla snapped.
"SONASONASONASONASONASONASONASONA!" 1800-IDIOCY cried joyfully, rushing at Sonia and tackle-glomping her. "OH MY GOD SONASONASONA YOU'RE ALIIIIIVE! I missed you"
"I missed you too, silly" Sonia grinned. "But I lost my awesomeness..."
"Is anybody listening to me!?" Priscilla cried. "YOU HAVE YOUR POWERS BACK"
Clearly, nobody was.

"You'll always be awesome to me, Sona-cha!" 1800-IDIOCY said.
"What is this now, some soppy romance movie?" Sonia joked.
"HELLO! IS ANYBODY LISTENING TO ME?! SONIA! YOU DOLT! YOU HAVE YOUR POWERS BACK!"
"What's Prue saying?" Sonia asked.
"Something about cashews?" 1800-IDIOCY shrugged.
"CASHEWS?! WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM!?!?! SONIA YOU STUPID MORON!" Priscilla bellowed. She rushed over to Sonia and gave her a good bitch slap. "WAKE UP TO YOURSELF! TRANSFORM! YOU! NOW! IDIOT!"
Sonia gave Priscilla a blank look.
"Oh, you could have just said that earlier!" she said. Priscilla looked like she was about to explode with rage. But of course, everybody ignored it.
"Cool Power! Make up!" Sonia yelled.

After coming out of the transformation alive, Sonia could not get over the fact that her powers were back.She was awesome again.
"Oh my god!" she kept saying. "Oh my god!"
Just then, Cloverway entered the room.
"OH MY GOD!" Sonia shrieked. "OH MY GOD!"
"Oh my god is right, you little wretches" Cloverway snarled. "I don't know how the hell you managed to get your powers back from my database and then DESTROY MY WHOLE BLOODY COMPUTER NETWORK, but however you did it...you're going to pay for it!"
"SHOOT HER!" Priscilla shrieked. "SHOOT HER! DO IT! NOW! BEFORE SHE CAN KILL US!"
Sonia got out one of her shotguns.
"Are you sure...?" she asked.
"OF COURSE I'M BLOODY SURE!" was the response. "NOW DO IT!"
"DO IT, SONAAAA!" 1800-IDIOCY wailed. "SONAAAAA! SONAAA!"
Sonia rolled her eyes, but pulled the trigger anyway. As the bullet shot out, she said one single word.
"Run"
So they did just that, just as the bullet sunk into Cloverway's body...

When she realised where she'd been hit, the look on Cloverway's face was a mixture of every single emotion possible (that's how hard it was to describe). Almost like she'd eaten an entire lemon or something.
"B-Blue!" she stammered, shuffling into Blue's office. Blue was hunched over her computer, and didn't even look up.
"Yeah, whaddya want now? Did the midget try and escape again?"
"I need to borrow your car"
"Why...?"
"...Guess who just got shot in the ass and needs to go to hospital"
Blue looked up instantly.
"WAS IT ONE OF THE SENSHI?!" she cried eagerly. Cloverway scowled.
"No, you idiot, it was ME! GIMME THE KEYS TO YOUR CAR!"
"But you might get blood all over the car, and do you know how expensive it'd be to get it cleaned?!"
"I'M NOT BLEEDING. NOW GIVE ME THE FUCKING KEYS!"
Blue could not stop snickering as she turned back to her PC and tossed the car keys over her shoulder.
"You're gonna be the funniest case they've ever had" she giggled. "They'll be too busy laughing and they'll do a HALF ASSED JOB on getting the bullet out. HALF ASSED. AH AH AH!"
"You really ARE a twit" Cloverway snarled.

Meanwhile, all of the Senshi had met up again-and Hitokiri was STILL stuck in that tree.
"Are you guys just gonna stand there laughing, or are you gonna help me down?!" she was crying.
"...I'll laugh, they can get you out" Priscilla grinned.
"PANTIES" Andrew cried, sinking to the ground.
"BAKA!" Sonia cried, giving him a swift kick.
"SONASONASONA!" 1800-IDIOCY cried, glomping Sonia.
"Yes, Lauren-chan?"
"SONASONASONA!"
"...I am here you know, no need to shout"
"SONASONASONA!"
That time, Sonia didn't reply.
"I love you Sona!"
"I love you too" Sonia sighed. "Was all that really neccessary?"
"Yes, indeed it was"
"IS SOMEBODY GONNA HELP ME!?" Hitokiri screamed. All the Senshi looked at each other-and then they shook their heads.
"YOU BASTARDS!" Hitokiri screamed. "I'LL GET YOU BACK FOR THIS! I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL!"

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"Ok guys, we need to split up" Sonia ordered. "Mikaela, go with Hitokiri"
"WHAT!?" Hitokiri cried.
"Too bad, so sad" Sonia said bluntly. "Everybody else, spread out and try and get inside-SHIT"
She could see a minion in the distance.
"EVERYBODY HIDE!" she ordered, and everybody else disappeared in different directions. Sonia leapt into a bush just as the minion reached the building. The minion paused at a door, and Sonia watched carefully. Maybe she'd be able to get in if she followed the minion's example...

The minion slipped an I.D card into the slot next to the door. The doors quickly slid open and the minion went through them. Sonia slunk out of her hiding place and started to follow the minion. She was just starting to get through the doors when they slammed shut again on her stomach, rendering her unable to
move.
"URGH!" she cried, pushing on the doors and trying to free herself. She blew her hair out of her face with a frustrated grunt.
"This isn't good at all" she murmured. She suddenly felt something poking her rear end...
"Ok, WHO THE FUCK IS FEELING ME UP?! I'LL KILL YOU, ANDREW!" she bellowed. She quickly raised her legs and felt herself kicking something hard. There was an explosion of gunfire, and the doors were suddenly open again.
"OOF!" Sonia cried, falling flat onto her face. She looked up quickly to see what had happened. She saw an unconscious minion, a busted card slot, and a gun lying near the slot. She narrowed her eyes.
"It wasn't Andrew?" she said. "Well. My guess is that he poked me with the gun, I kicked him in the face, he got knocked out, he dropped the gun and it dry fired, and busted the slot here and freed me!"
She grinned at the unconscious minion. Quickly reaching into his pockets, she snatched up his ID card.
"Thank you, you evil asshole!" she laughed, walking off.

Meanwhile, Priscilla was also inside. She had come to a barrier. Next to the barrier was a tiny computer with what looked like a fingerprint scanner.
"Fingerprint identification, please" a dull computer voice commanded. Priscilla bit her lip, and tentatively
reached her hand towards the scanner. She carefully placed her finger on the scanner, waited several seconds...and then it all turned to hell.
"Invalid. Intruder alert. Invalid. Unauthorised specimen" the computer voice said dully, yet Priscilla found it terrifying. All the walls around her revealed themselves to be massive TV screens. An image of her, along with her name, personal details and her current location appeared on all the screens. All the doors around her locked quickly, and she found herself trapped.
"...Fuck"
The one door that remained open was quickly blocked by one of Blue's minions.
"Try and get past me, bitch" the minion snarled. "Bet you can't"
"I bet I CAN!" Priscilla bellowed. She raced over the the minion and started laying punches and kicks into her.
"I may not have powers right now, but I know how to beat you regardless!' she shouted. When the minion was finally dead, Priscilla dragged her over to the scanning machine.
"Come on!" she groaned. "Jesus, you're heavy!"
She grabbed the minion's hand and slammed it onto the scanner. Several seconds later, Priscilla's profile disappeared off the screens, all the doors opened, and the barrier opened as well.
"False alarm" the computer said in its bored voice. "Crisis averted, lockdown mode overrided"
"Phew. That was too close" Priscilla whispered. She carefully took a knife out of her pocket...and in several swift movements she had chopped off the minion's hand.
"I may need this, disgusting as it is" she grunted. "...ew, so much blood..."

A minion rushed into the control room, where Blue was still taunting 1800-IDIOCY.
"Na na na na naaaa na!" she was singing. "You're gonna di-ie! You're gonna-"
"We found minion number 116 dead, Chief. She was kicked and punched to death" the minion interrupted.
"Impossible!" Blue cried. "All the computers say that she's making her way through the building. She's passing all of the fingerprint scanners and stuff, how can she be dead?"
"...before, that Priscilla woman came on the alert. And when we found 116's body, her right hand had been sliced off. Are you making the connection, Chief?"
"No, I don't believe I am"
The minion sighed and rolled his eyes.
"In order to override the alert, the Priscilla woman killed 116, sliced off her hand, and used the hand's fingerprints to override the alert on the scanning system. So she's also using the hand to get through the other fingerprint scanners" he explained.
"AH, I see!" Blue cried. "Well, we're in for some serious shit, then!"
The minion sighed again.
"Not necessarily" he said. "The Priscilla woman, the other ladies and that guy have lost their powers, remember?"
"That doesn't mean they've lost their original physical capabilities!" Blue snapped. "The Priscilla woman is a weightlifter. If she managed to kill 116 with just punches and kicks, then we really are in trouble!"

She then thought of an idea.
"Listen, delete all of 116's files from the databases" she commanded. "The scanners will no longer recognise her fingerprints and we really will have the woman cornered. And this time...make sure to send in HEAPS of reinforcements. We don't want this incident to repeat itself"
"Roger that, Chief"
Blue raised her eyebrows.
"One more thing" she said. "...Please don't call me 'Chief'. Cloverway will skin you alive if she catches you calling me that. She feels that since she is older than me, she's the only one who can be called that. So just call me Blue, for now..."
The minion nodded, and ran out. Blue turned to 1800-IDIOCY.
'You really must feel special" she growled. "That bitch went so far as to kill one of my own minions to try and save you"
1800-IDIOCY stayed silent. She had no idea what she could say that wouldn't get her killed.

Meanwhile, Nat was trying to hotwire the computer system. She sat up in a tree with her laptop, typing furiously while Kim sat next to her, looking out for minions.
"Well, this is dull" Kim said.
"Thank you, Captain Obvious" Nat said.

On the other side of the property, Hitokiri and Mikaela were in a thick, dense forest.
"This is terrible" Hitokiri was grunting as they ran. "Lauren keeps getting kidnapped and we have to keep busting her out of it, and it's even worse now because we have no powers to defend ourselves with!"
They kept running and running, and Hitokiri suddenly felt herself tripping. But before she could hit the ground she was raised into the air and found herself suspended by a rope tied around her foot-she'd landed into a booby trap.
"FANTASTIC!" she yelled. "I am hanging upside down from a tree, I can't move, and I'm wearing a SKIRT!"
Mikaela giggled.
"OI! YOU SHUT UP!" Hitokiri shouted. "When I get down from this stupid tree I will wring your little neck!"
But Mikaela didn't shut up-she howled with laughter and rolled around on the ground.
"Little bitch" Hitokiri growled.

Meanwhile, as the minions were deleting 116's files, Priscilla had one last barrier to go through before she could get into the CEO's office. She had no idea how she knew that it was Cloverway's office- she just knew.
"Fingerprint identification" the computer demanded. Priscilla slammed the hand down onto the scanner, and waited.
"...Accepted" the computer finally said, almost as if it wasn't entirely sure. The door burst open, revealing 1800-IDIOCY. She had been tied to a chair, and she looked pretty miserable. But upon seeing Priscilla, she cheered up instantly.
"SCILLA-P!" she cried. Her eyes sparkled, and Priscilla grinned. But then her smile turned to a gasp of horror-the minions were clearly expecting her. A muscly man leapt out of nowhere and tackled her to the ground, proceeding to beat her up.
"SCILLA-P!" 1800-IDIOCY shrieked. Another minion rushed over and duct-taped her mouth shut.
"Shut your face" she ordered, and then dashed into the shadows.

The minion picked Priscilla up, and slammed her into the ground. She lay on the floor for several seconds, groaning in pain and struggling to move. The minion was about to make his final move and kill her, and 1800-IDIOCY could see it. She wanted to buy Priscilla some time, but she couldn't think how. But suddenly,
an idea hit her like a ton of bricks. She threw her head backwards and forwards until her glasses went flying off her face and she couldn't see. She then started shrieking like a banshee. The minion stopped what he was doing and walked over to her. He grabbed the duct tape and ripped it off her mouth.
"What, what is it?" he growled.
"My glasses!" 1800-IDIOCY cried. "I can't see without my glasses! WAAAAAAAAH!"
As she carried on and over dramatised everything, Priscilla's eyes widened as she realised what 1800-IDIOCY was trying to do.
"THANK YOU" she mouthed, and carefully started pulling herself to her feet. Meanwhile, the minion had picked up the glasses and was holding them in front of 1800-IDIOCY's face.
"I don't know why you even want to see what I'm about to do to her" he said gruffly. "But fine"
He carefully placed them back onto her face and turned around-and was instantly met with a fist to the face.
"EAT THIS!" Priscilla shrieked as the minion toppled to the ground, knocked out cold. She turned and smiled at 1800-IDIOCY.
"You bought me good time" she said. "Thank you, Sweet"
She then grinned cheekily.
"OH NOES! MY GLASSES!" she said in a whiny voice. "I NEED MY GLASSES! THE WORLD IS ENDING! MY GLASSES ARE OFF MY FACE! WAAAH! I CAN'T SEEEEEE!"
"Shut up, Prue-cha! It was the only good thing I could think of" 1800-IDIOCY laughed. "Anyway, I got you out!"
She held up her hand.
"Gimme five!"
Priscilla smirked.
"Give you five?" she said. She then brought out 116's hand, and held her own hands up. "I can do better than that, sweet. I can give you fifteen!"
"ASFDSAJDFHAGSJHDFGASJDHFGASFDKAAAAA GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!" 1800-IDIOCY shrieked. Priscilla burst into laughter.
"Oh, you IDGET!" she laughed. But the laughter didn't last for long-all the lights suddenly turned on and put the two girls into the spotlight. All the doors around them burst open, and minions came rushing at them from all directions.
"Fuck" Priscilla whispered.

Nat was still mucking around with the computer systems.
"About damn time!" she muttered, as she located Cloverway's computer on the databases. "Now let's get some bloody powers back!"

"SCILLA-P!" 1800-IDIOCY screamed, grabbing onto Priscilla for dear life. Priscilla's eyes widened in horror and she looked around desperately, trying to find an escape route.
"Teleport teleport teleport!" she cried. Her voice rose into a shrill shriek. "Teleport teleport TELEPORT!"
"THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK!" 1800-IDIOCY wailed. The minions were closing in on them. There were truly fucked this time. Priscilla wouldn't give up, though.
"Violence Power!" she finally shrieked. "MAKE UP!"
At the exact same time, Nat had located Priscilla's powers on the database.
"Reactivate!" she yelled, clicking the icon. Priscilla's pen glowed...and then the normal transformation started. Adrenaline rushed through her body as her powers returned.

She punched the air with her arms, and her gloves came on. She did a backwards kick and then a forwards kick, which caused her boots to appear. She spread out her arms and legs quickly, and her leotard bodysuit THING came on. She raised her arms quickly and twirled around in circles. As she twirled, her skirt materialised. Finally she stopped twirling, and her earrings and tiara came. She did her final pose, and she couldn't stop grinning.,
"Sailor Violent is BACK, bitches!" she yelled. "And I am going to ad lib my speech. I am the senshi of-what else-VIOLENCE. I am obviously Sailor Violent and in the name of coffee I will kick your-"
She could not finish her speech, because all the doors burst open again and Sonia rushed through.
"I'M STILL AWESOME, I SWEAR!" she cried. "I'LL KICK YOUR ASSES AND PROVE IT!"
"Sonia, what are you going on about?" Priscilla asked. Sonia's eyes widened when she saw that 1800-IDIOCY was obviously safe, and that all the minions in the room were dead.
"I...I..." she whispered. Her voice then rose into a shriek. "WHY THE HELL DID YOU HAVE TO STEAL MY THUNDER, PRUE!? NO FAIR! NO FAIR!"
"We've got our powers back, you dolt" Priscilla snapped.
"SONASONASONASONASONASONASONASONA!" 1800-IDIOCY cried joyfully, rushing at Sonia and tackle-glomping her. "OH MY GOD SONASONASONA YOU'RE ALIIIIIVE! I missed you"
"I missed you too, silly" Sonia grinned. "But I lost my awesomeness..."
"Is anybody listening to me!?" Priscilla cried. "YOU HAVE YOUR POWERS BACK"
Clearly, nobody was.

"You'll always be awesome to me, Sona-cha!" 1800-IDIOCY said.
"What is this now, some soppy romance movie?" Sonia joked.
"HELLO! IS ANYBODY LISTENING TO ME?! SONIA! YOU DOLT! YOU HAVE YOUR POWERS BACK!"
"What's Prue saying?" Sonia asked.
"Something about cashews?" 1800-IDIOCY shrugged.
"CASHEWS?! WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM!?!?! SONIA YOU STUPID MORON!" Priscilla bellowed. She rushed over to Sonia and gave her a good bitch slap. "WAKE UP TO YOURSELF! TRANSFORM! YOU! NOW! IDIOT!"
Sonia gave Priscilla a blank look.
"Oh, you could have just said that earlier!" she said. Priscilla looked like she was about to explode with rage. But of course, everybody ignored it.
"Cool Power! Make up!" Sonia yelled.

After coming out of the transformation alive, Sonia could not get over the fact that her powers were back.She was awesome again.
"Oh my god!" she kept saying. "Oh my god!"
Just then, Cloverway entered the room.
"OH MY GOD!" Sonia shrieked. "OH MY GOD!"
"Oh my god is right, you little wretches" Cloverway snarled. "I don't know how the hell you managed to get your powers back from my database and then DESTROY MY WHOLE BLOODY COMPUTER NETWORK, but however you did it...you're going to pay for it!"
"SHOOT HER!" Priscilla shrieked. "SHOOT HER! DO IT! NOW! BEFORE SHE CAN KILL US!"
Sonia got out one of her shotguns.
"Are you sure...?" she asked.
"OF COURSE I'M BLOODY SURE!" was the response. "NOW DO IT!"
"DO IT, SONAAAA!" 1800-IDIOCY wailed. "SONAAAAA! SONAAA!"
Sonia rolled her eyes, but pulled the trigger anyway. As the bullet shot out, she said one single word.
"Run"
So they did just that, just as the bullet sunk into Cloverway's body...

When she realised where she'd been hit, the look on Cloverway's face was a mixture of every single emotion possible (that's how hard it was to describe). Almost like she'd eaten an entire lemon or something.
"B-Blue!" she stammered, shuffling into Blue's office. Blue was hunched over her computer, and didn't even look up.
"Yeah, whaddya want now? Did the midget try and escape again?"
"I need to borrow your car"
"Why...?"
"...Guess who just got shot in the ass and needs to go to hospital"
Blue looked up instantly.
"WAS IT ONE OF THE SENSHI?!" she cried eagerly. Cloverway scowled.
"No, you idiot, it was ME! GIMME THE KEYS TO YOUR CAR!"
"But you might get blood all over the car, and do you know how expensive it'd be to get it cleaned?!"
"I'M NOT BLEEDING. NOW GIVE ME THE FUCKING KEYS!"
Blue could not stop snickering as she turned back to her PC and tossed the car keys over her shoulder.
"You're gonna be the funniest case they've ever had" she giggled. "They'll be too busy laughing and they'll do a HALF ASSED JOB on getting the bullet out. HALF ASSED. AH AH AH!"
"You really ARE a twit" Cloverway snarled.

Meanwhile, all of the Senshi had met up again-and Hitokiri was STILL stuck in that tree.
"Are you guys just gonna stand there laughing, or are you gonna help me down?!" she was crying.
"...I'll laugh, they can get you out" Priscilla grinned.
"PANTIES" Andrew cried, sinking to the ground.
"BAKA!" Sonia cried, giving him a swift kick.
"SONASONASONA!" 1800-IDIOCY cried, glomping Sonia.
"Yes, Lauren-chan?"
"SONASONASONA!"
"...I am here you know, no need to shout"
"SONASONASONA!"
That time, Sonia didn't reply.
"I love you Sona!"
"I love you too" Sonia sighed. "Was all that really neccessary?"
"Yes, indeed it was"
"IS SOMEBODY GONNA HELP ME!?" Hitokiri screamed. All the Senshi looked at each other-and then they shook their heads.
"YOU BASTARDS!" Hitokiri screamed. "I'LL GET YOU BACK FOR THIS! I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL!"