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Edit: So... Eragon and Arya. Turns out they were canon, but they had a sad ending. Oh well... it was still canon.

Comments have been turned off to avoid pointless arguements with Zutarians. I'm sick, and my tolerance has dropped to nil.

Okay, so it's a half-hour before my birthday, but I decided to post this now.

Remember, it's my birthday! For my birthday, I wish that certain people who get overly-offended if you don't like their ship would grow a sense of humor and take this comic for what it is. An observation of my own strange ability to pick canon ships.

Now, here's the deal. I don't want any comments bashing the pairings. Harry/Ginny, InuKag, and Kataang are canon. End of story. Deal with it. That is the only thing I'm really interested in: is my near-supernatural ability to pick out the canon couple pretty early in any given series.

The only time I have been wrong was when no one was right. I'm talking about "Planet of the Beast King", in which both possible ships for the main character get killed off within two episodes of the main character confessing his love for them. So no one won.

By the way, "Planet of the Beast King" has the worst romance sub-plot ever. See my YouTube rant on High Speed Love for more info: [link] I mean, seriously... if there is a fanfic site called this, go to crappy-fanfics dot com, bring up any random crappy fic, and odds are it will be better than "PotBK". I'm not kidding.

It's like this comedian said one time: This movie (in this case, series) is worse than any random video you can pick up in a video store with your eyes closed, even if you happen to reach into the trashcan.

So, I've been 100% right so far, and we'll have to see how things turn out in the Inheritance Cycle. Though, for the first time, I'm not sure. I mean, Angela predicted Eragon would fall in love with a noblewoman, and Ayra, being a Princess, certainly is a noblewoman. And he certainly has a rather large crush on her, but so far, it doesn't seem like those feelings are returned.

Hmm... I'll have to wait and see.

After I finished reading Inheritance I can admit that Eragon and Arya IS canon, but only in a romantic tragedy kinda way.

Other Shipping Rants
Why I Don't Ship Zutara: [link]
The Difference Zutara-Kataang: [link]
Why I Don't Like Zutarian Katara: [link]
What Zutarians Hear: [link]
Why I Don't Ship Zutara Pt. 2: [link]
Pairings With More Evidence: [link]
Kataang Style Kataang Bashing: [link]

Harry Potter (c) J. K. Rowling
Inuyasha (c) Rumiko Takahashi
Avatar: The Last Airbender (c) Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko
The Inheritance Cycle (c) Christopher Paolini
Comic (c) Me

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Edit: So... Eragon and Arya. Turns out they were canon, but they had a sad ending. Oh well... it was still canon.

Comments have been turned off to avoid pointless arguements with Zutarians. I'm sick, and my tolerance has dropped to nil.

Okay, so it's a half-hour before my birthday, but I decided to post this now.

Remember, it's my birthday! For my birthday, I wish that certain people who get overly-offended if you don't like their ship would grow a sense of humor and take this comic for what it is. An observation of my own strange ability to pick canon ships.

Now, here's the deal. I don't want any comments bashing the pairings. Harry/Ginny, InuKag, and Kataang are canon. End of story. Deal with it. That is the only thing I'm really interested in: is my near-supernatural ability to pick out the canon couple pretty early in any given series.

The only time I have been wrong was when no one was right. I'm talking about "Planet of the Beast King", in which both possible ships for the main character get killed off within two episodes of the main character confessing his love for them. So no one won.

By the way, "Planet of the Beast King" has the worst romance sub-plot ever. See my YouTube rant on High Speed Love for more info: [link] I mean, seriously... if there is a fanfic site called this, go to crappy-fanfics dot com, bring up any random crappy fic, and odds are it will be better than "PotBK". I'm not kidding.

It's like this comedian said one time: This movie (in this case, series) is worse than any random video you can pick up in a video store with your eyes closed, even if you happen to reach into the trashcan.

So, I've been 100% right so far, and we'll have to see how things turn out in the Inheritance Cycle. Though, for the first time, I'm not sure. I mean, Angela predicted Eragon would fall in love with a noblewoman, and Ayra, being a Princess, certainly is a noblewoman. And he certainly has a rather large crush on her, but so far, it doesn't seem like those feelings are returned.

Hmm... I'll have to wait and see.

After I finished reading Inheritance I can admit that Eragon and Arya IS canon, but only in a romantic tragedy kinda way.

Other Shipping Rants
Why I Don't Ship Zutara: [link]
The Difference Zutara-Kataang: [link]
Why I Don't Like Zutarian Katara: [link]
What Zutarians Hear: [link]
Why I Don't Ship Zutara Pt. 2: [link]
Pairings With More Evidence: [link]
Kataang Style Kataang Bashing: [link]

Harry Potter (c) J. K. Rowling
Inuyasha (c) Rumiko Takahashi
Avatar: The Last Airbender (c) Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko
The Inheritance Cycle (c) Christopher Paolini
Comic (c) Me