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LightningRodOfHate — The Homosexual Agenda

Published: 2007-04-02 02:13:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 4184; Favourites: 36; Downloads: 18
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Description For my Sociology term paper, I wrote about same-sex marriage. This was probably a mistake, because I'm so biased. Reading sources/articles that were anti-gay marriage absolutely made my blood boil and gave me this over-powering urge to rip out my hair (or, rather, the authors' hair.)

I kept reading about this one (mythical) conspiracy throughout said articles--the "Homosexual Agenda". At first I was outraged. Then, after a moment of reflection, my mind distorted and toyed with this idea. What *would* the "Homosexual Agenda" look like? And, with some word-play and an over-active imagination, I got an idea for this cartoon.

I hope it doesn't offend anyone in the LGBTQ community--I could understand that one might be upset over my use of stereotypical imagery and use of stereotypes in the joke itself. But this is meant to rip those who *hold* such stereotypes--I'm really trying to bash ignorant people here. I'm flipping their creation on its head. So don't take offense.

Rest assured, I'm queer myself. This is just a bit of self-deprecating humor. Sort of like Thompson/Bellini's Buddy Cole. Only not nearly even half as awesome.

...I guess that's it. It's not really a great piece of art--the focus is more on the joke, less on the actual drawing.
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Comments: 45

feetboy520 [2018-09-09 19:49:37 +0000 UTC]

   

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efimera30 [2013-09-18 00:16:59 +0000 UTC]

i just need a notebook

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DotheUMBRIDGESMASH [2012-11-18 03:37:14 +0000 UTC]

I once read an article about how homosexuality was a made-up conspiracy.

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mason117 [2012-04-26 12:13:11 +0000 UTC]

My homosexual agenda:
1. Do my homework
2. Grab a soda
3. Play some games
4. Sleep

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forgetyourwoes [2012-03-12 12:05:19 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god this is my friend, Kaleb.

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NikoshiSenika [2011-10-27 22:03:52 +0000 UTC]

Adorable. ADORABLEEEEE. So funny~~

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Ceirrin [2011-05-21 08:21:19 +0000 UTC]

Because what else could those silly fags be doing with their time?
Going through the same things and emotions we do? No! Impossible!
So, what was in your paper?

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TimeAgentAvril [2011-05-17 10:07:57 +0000 UTC]

FABULOUS, DAHLING!

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MidnightTapejara [2011-05-04 02:13:23 +0000 UTC]

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lizziebear1 [2011-04-24 02:00:56 +0000 UTC]

I'm bi and this is adorable <3
I love it!

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SoilderofaDoubt [2011-04-07 03:22:15 +0000 UTC]

this is so funny! Lol, my brothers boyfriend is EXACTLY like this, minus the tattoo : D

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naomi-137 [2010-11-23 23:30:24 +0000 UTC]

Im bi, and Im proud to say THIS IS HILARIOUS hahahahahah

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BlackCatMisfortunate [2010-10-15 02:21:20 +0000 UTC]

*flails arms* Just how much time will there be for being fabulous?! I need to know!!

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Henaru [2010-08-31 19:33:52 +0000 UTC]

LMAO....your very right...LOL though I'd love to see every type of sexual agenda thats in their minds, beacuse they're all probably just as one sided.

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HangingOntoInSaNiTy [2010-01-18 07:21:10 +0000 UTC]

as a member of the gay community i say . . . great job darling!

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Tenshi-Tsuki-Gaara [2009-12-26 00:31:31 +0000 UTC]

Very nice.
My homosexual agenda....
Hmm..
1) Finish art school portfolio/projects
2) Pass all my classes
3) Get my parents to accept i'm in a homosexual relationship
4) Continue on my crusade to spread homosexual rights throught ou my biased school..

Not much...
Love this piece. I can totally see the humor and ripping on the ignorant heterosexuals!

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Heartless-Gone-Wild [2009-10-15 00:03:46 +0000 UTC]

As a member of the rainbow community, I think this is cute. It's not very offensive.At least, I don;t think it is. Anyway... GAY POWER!

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PagesOfDreams [2009-07-30 01:05:08 +0000 UTC]

This is cute.

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Neko-samma [2009-07-09 12:41:34 +0000 UTC]

Very awesome, no offence taken.
FABULOUS INDEED!

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Music-Junkie-Blaze [2009-06-17 01:56:06 +0000 UTC]

homosexuals will one day rule the world and work on a tight schedule and this will be that schedule.....XD jk jk homosexuals are a girl's best friend....from the rumors i've heard they have a better fasion sense than most preppy girls....and yes they are fabulicious XD i have quite a few gay/lesbian/bi friends, so i'm not trying to rip on anyone here....sorry for the babbling....nice pic btw....

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faeriechick [2009-03-22 23:57:44 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahaha.... haha

>.>

..........ha

-cough-

XDDDD

I like it.

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Vili-Koopa [2009-03-12 20:33:07 +0000 UTC]

Oh no! I must correct you there, honey, you're obviously godlessly wrong!

...

MY gay agenda carries the following instead:

1. Read the e-mails and whatnot, and thus respond to all my friends, keeping them close to eventually... make more friends - gasp!

2. Do my college homework. For the gay agenda to work and thus we can conquer the world I will need education, we all do!

3. Catch up on my het pairings. Must know the "enemy". >.>

4. Catch up on my slashfic. We need to know what to do in the new regime!

5. ?????? - Profit! (Of course!)

6. Get some more drawing done.

Thank you for posting this.

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EllwyenDarwin [2009-02-13 17:41:50 +0000 UTC]

I'm a lesbian and just heard of the "homosexual agenda" myth.I laughed so hard.I don't have an agenda of any sort much less a homosexual one.I love your character he's so cute.

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Elliekin [2009-01-18 19:00:35 +0000 UTC]

FABULOUS! xD

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Emma888 [2008-11-10 18:38:31 +0000 UTC]

hahahahaha!!! Dunno why, but the humor reminds me of Monty Python a little bit....
I thought the Homosexual Agenda was to turn everyone gay?

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Abfc [2008-09-07 05:29:14 +0000 UTC]

Love the limp wrist. ;D

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Yuko-no-Hatsu [2008-07-14 01:50:47 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha time for being FABULOUS indeed

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Ink-and-Vinegar [2008-07-10 03:33:31 +0000 UTC]

He's adorable
Especially those bright little eyes XD

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Darth-jackson2 [2008-06-27 18:39:00 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious...

And FABULOUS!!!!!!

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LostSoulRomance [2008-06-05 03:17:27 +0000 UTC]

I love it. I'm gay and I think this is one of the funniest cartoons about the mysterious urban myth "The Homosexual Agenda"

It even sounds straight doesn't it? Damn if it was made by a gay guy or whatever it would be better of like- "Something to totally scare the sad little pants off of the straight folk."

lol Great Job!!!

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Suinaliath [2008-01-22 04:39:16 +0000 UTC]

Homosexual Agenda:

1- Pick up eggs, bread & cereal at store
2- Write term paper
3- Don't get discriminated against

Well, that's my agenda, anyway... Awesome picture <3

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LightningRodOfHate In reply to Suinaliath [2008-01-22 05:24:04 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha. Sounds familiar.

And thank you.

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bowerydweller [2007-06-25 03:11:11 +0000 UTC]

I do love that. Nice work. I got a chuckle out of it...and I do see the source of the humor.

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freak-unique [2007-06-23 18:14:55 +0000 UTC]

I know what your saying, about being biased and reading anti-gay papers that make your blood boil. I did a paper on LGBT rights and ran into the same thing. But anyway, great picture, it's hilarious

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dementor88 [2007-06-20 02:42:54 +0000 UTC]

Wanna know my Homosexual "agenda"?

1.Spend Time with friends
2. Go to work
3. Pick up milk.

lol. Love this peice! ^_^

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rimpala [2007-05-24 21:28:09 +0000 UTC]

as a member of the LGBTQ

I approve!

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LightningRodOfHate In reply to rimpala [2007-05-24 21:41:38 +0000 UTC]

Hooray!

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kitsunesumi [2007-05-09 00:13:08 +0000 UTC]

yeah i had to write a position paper on treating homosexuality- i got really depressed... but this is really good! heehee...^^ tho actually my homosexual agenda is to take over the world- actually thats just my agenda...

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true-love [2007-04-05 00:08:23 +0000 UTC]

Have you seen the article in The Onion? It's side splitting, until you realize that people obviously believe this stuff. (Well, not to the extent they show in The Onion, being The Onion, but still.)

That's a great picture, though. Simply marvelous.

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LightningRodOfHate In reply to true-love [2007-04-20 17:40:15 +0000 UTC]

You know, I had never heard of The Onion until you mentioned it. I'm not sure which article you're talking about--do you have a link?

Also, thank you, dear.

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true-love In reply to LightningRodOfHate [2007-04-22 01:39:14 +0000 UTC]

It's an old article, but here it is.

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SaintRose In reply to true-love [2007-05-28 23:45:06 +0000 UTC]

I read that article. Scared the bejeebers out of me. Do people actually think like that?

Interesting picture, by the way. I can just hear the way he would say "FABULOUS". 'Tis funny.

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spam-man [2007-04-03 23:59:19 +0000 UTC]

yeah thats like kalee with her paper she was biest too!

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GothicHobbit08 [2007-04-02 18:20:34 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha ha haahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha
this is hilarious!!!! I love it.

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LightningRodOfHate In reply to GothicHobbit08 [2007-04-04 16:56:55 +0000 UTC]

Gracias

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