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Alternately titled "Stay away from my goddamn lady friend".
nasubionna , one of my longtime favorite artists, is drawing Kristanna art! She mentioned wanting to see Hans get his ass handed to him by Kristoff, and that’s a sentiment I can get behind. (Not that Anna needs any help handing anybody their ass.)
I don’t think Kristoff would actually dismember anybody, but I imagine Hans drawing his sabre and Kristoff kind of smirking, pulling a couple of hatchets from his pack — “I sure hope you know how to throw that thing” — and Hans would run like the six-fingered man.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zwT-5… made me think of this for some reason.
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He looks ready to cut some heads haha. Awesome!
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first reaction: yum!!!!
second reaction: dang, wish i could draw hands that well!
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"My name is Kristoff Bjorgman. You conned my girlfriend. Prepare to die."
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For some reason, when I first saw this pic and read the title, I imagined a more darker story of Kristoff being forced to throw those weapons in his hands to a tied up Anna by a third, unnamed evil figure. The point of course, is for him to miss Anna's body when he aims and throws.
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Wow... Finally more people who think like me....
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I couldn't help it. My dark thinking cap was on.
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I adore your art, and this is going straight to my favs! Great job as always!
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I love this so much! It's just amazing and I love the use of color. Also love the alternate title and the "six-fingered man" Princess Bride reference!
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Huh... Love the piece and I honestly don't know why but I'm reminded of the Huntsman from Snow White and The Huntsman (Not knocking the pic, it's REALLY good.) I love the alternate title by the way. :3
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I could completely see that scene happening.
Love the Princesses Bride reference buy the way.
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If only this happened in the movie.. If only... but he had to sit in the back like a good little supporting character/love interest.
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Alex: all i think is 'and then everything changed when the fire nation attacked'
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I was thinking the same thing...
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You have GOT to add in the manly huff while he's settling the hatchets into his grips. ^_^ Personally, I'd take small knives and axes over a long sword. Haven't got the reach, and all, you know ;D
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I wasn't gonna comment on this until you threw in a Princess Bride quote and won me over.
You fantastic person, you.
On that note, I freaking love Kristoff's hatchets and would love to see him use them sometime. Warring or climbing or even picking his teeth, dun care, I wanna see mountain man in action.
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I really like when the sensible, kind of soft characters break out of role when they get really angry! 
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“I sure hope you know how to throw that thing” - <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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OMG YES...your picture, your scenario, just YES
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Oh! I love it! He looks so sexy! Anna probable wants to bed him right on the spot!
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Bahahaha, I love the scenario you described. And hot damn, Kristoff looks pretty damn hot!
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Is it a pretty good fight, in your headcanon?
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Depends which side you're cheering for, really.
I kinda see it going so that first Hans seems to have the upper hand, his sword having a longer reach, and him probably having extensive training with it. But then Kristoff gets right in his face, more an angry bear than a duelist, and Hans kinda goes 'oh shit', because he suddenly realizes that he needs a lot more room to swing his sword than Kristoff does to use his hatchets. (Insert a mental image of Kristoff snagging the shoulder of that ridiculous jacket Hans wore for most of the film with one of his hatchets, and reeling him in for a headbutt. Mmmm...)
And it would end with Kristoff nailing Hans' sleeve to a wall/tree/fence with one hatchet, and then stepping back. He fingers his remaining hatchet for a while, maybe tossing it in the air a couple times to test the balance while smirking at Hans, who's furiously tugging at his trapped arm. But in the end Kristoff just goes 'nah' and turns to Anna, who happily skips over to him for a victory snog.
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Dude, if I were any good at storyboarding, I would do that so fuckin' fast! This is 100% perfect.
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Maybe try? for the training and improvement?
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Awesome! I love serious!Kristoff.
His outfit and the colour scheme really remind me of Zuko's outfit, or any Fire Nation ensemble, from ATLA.
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Echh, I was afraid there would be some kind of Legend of Korra likeness there. Definitely not my intention.
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Oh hey I don't think it's a bad thing.. The outfit styles just resemble each other.
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Yeah, I totally thought Kristoff was wearing a fire nation get-up when I first saw this.
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GWAHHH I love your art, guh guh, so savory, yes that's the word, like rich, fresh, organic chocolate that melts in your mouth
except it melts in your eyes
but that kindof sounds weird
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Ha! No, I love it. Visual chocolate. I'm gonna use that!
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Yay!! Vocal chocolate is another good one, like a chocolatey voice mmm like David Bowie
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and this is why I love following your stuff, great art, and ideas I can get behind!
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I love the Princess Bride ref in the description.
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I love that everybody caught the reference!
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But he has so many various levels of awesomeness already.
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Ooh, angry kristoff! I love it! If looks could kill he wouldn't even need the hatchets!
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You said it. 
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