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LizardPie — I'm such a hypocrite

Published: 2005-05-19 21:52:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 2019; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 369
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Description This is retaliation against Anime Central 2005. I went in there to pick up some yaoi magazined. Each fandom has a whore, I know this well. Yuu Yuu Hakusho has Hiei, Matrix has Neo, LOTR has Frodo, etc.
All I wanted from Shaman King was some Horo/Ren or some Pikira/Anna. That's all. But ALL there was was Yoh/Everybody else. People completely ignore why Yoh can't do that. So I make fun of all of yaoi reasoning. I feel so dirty... a yaoi fan girl going on a tyrade. Shame...

characters @ shaman king
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Comments: 39

MaggieoftheOwls [2013-12-02 22:44:18 +0000 UTC]

If Yoh is the yaoi bicycle, Ren is the Sue bicycle

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LizardPie In reply to MaggieoftheOwls [2013-12-07 18:23:12 +0000 UTC]

This is very true.

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MaggieoftheOwls In reply to LizardPie [2013-12-07 23:18:47 +0000 UTC]

Though maybe Hao gets a special mention, as I'm pretty sure he comes in second in both categories.

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sky12309 [2009-01-19 15:30:28 +0000 UTC]

Hey, yaoi is serious business. Just like pairing fanatics will go on about how Tamao and Yoh are just PERFECT for each other, we can go on and say that REN AND HORO FOR THE WIN!!

We can do ship wars, too.

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LizardPie In reply to sky12309 [2009-01-19 15:32:21 +0000 UTC]

Yes, that's why I ran screaming from pairings. :<

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Lagrimas-de-Fuego [2007-08-16 05:40:30 +0000 UTC]

OMFG!!!! This is SO great I'm serious ! You should do a Ren version , he should be second place in the mankin male slut list. ^^ wait.....Marco ? I kept thinking Lyserg was gay for Hao , and I still do ........ah well.....ther needs to be more Hao/lyserg goodness for fans.

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LizardPie In reply to Lagrimas-de-Fuego [2007-08-16 05:50:33 +0000 UTC]

XD;; I'm not looking to do this huge thing again, and i read those characters far too rarely to really be able to tell what's being done to them... but yes, hao/lyserg is love.

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Lagrimas-de-Fuego In reply to LizardPie [2007-08-17 05:45:59 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I understand. Though it would be funny to have a Ren version, ah well. Yes, Hao/lyserg is love! There really needs to be more for that fandom, only time can tell.

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Faust-chan [2007-07-18 02:43:00 +0000 UTC]

YOU are so RIGHT! and funny! (oh, who am I to speak, i've got a Faust/Hao i've made SOMEWHERE...) yeah, Yoh ish Ho. and really, i don't want Faust with anyone. Just ME. :3 i just HAVE to Fave this!

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LizardPie In reply to Faust-chan [2007-07-18 03:58:44 +0000 UTC]

D: god, I haven't looked at this sloppy thing in so long... nice to know people are still paying attention to it ^_^

Sadly, Yoh is indeed a whore... i'm amazed no one thinks that anna would kick his ass for it

thanks! <3

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falconstrife86 [2007-01-30 19:54:25 +0000 UTC]

Let us not forget the possibilities with Ryu, Manta, Chocolove, Lyserg [for a while YoLy was pretty big,] and lots of others. And of course there's all the spirits.

I have to agree, though. All the Yoh pairing stuff is annoying. That's why I read and write super-caf pairings like Ren x Manta & Anna x Ryu [instead of de-caf stuff like Yoh x Anna and regular like Horo x Ren & Hao x Anna.]

I wish I was good enough at art to do my own doujinshis.

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LizardPie In reply to falconstrife86 [2007-01-31 21:52:55 +0000 UTC]

hell, if you try just a little, you can pair Yoh with anyone in mankin (yoh/boris anyone?). He's just that kind of character.

And... it doesn't really matter art level, I guess. This was inked with too thick of a pen, written very quickly and sloppily, and done back when my drawing wasn't that great... and people adore it.

^_^ if you have an idea for one, go for it!

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falconstrife86 In reply to LizardPie [2007-02-01 02:36:00 +0000 UTC]

Hee hee. Yoh's a man slut. Actually my sis and I both have a slight thing for Yoh/Boris.

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LizardPie In reply to falconstrife86 [2007-02-05 23:41:31 +0000 UTC]

:3 really? Neat...!

It's one of the few crack pairings out there that no one has really jumped on, and that makes me sad... v.V

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falconstrife86 In reply to LizardPie [2007-02-06 16:50:37 +0000 UTC]

Heh. I actually did a fic a while back with some hints of Boris x Ryu, as well [referring to Boris's anime appearance, though.]

You could also probably get an interesting plot with Lyserg or Ren, as well.

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LizardPie In reply to falconstrife86 [2007-02-07 02:15:37 +0000 UTC]

^__^ lyserg/boris might work.

hell, if he'd go for marco... he'd probably go for just about everyone.

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falconstrife86 In reply to LizardPie [2007-02-07 14:48:43 +0000 UTC]

Oh no! Another mankin pimp!

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Asaha-Douji [2006-09-13 18:15:21 +0000 UTC]

hahaha that's so hilarius XDD

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otakunekogirl [2006-01-05 08:47:34 +0000 UTC]

*falls over laughing* nice one

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Shackles-and-scythes [2005-10-17 22:29:49 +0000 UTC]

...i'm sorry, but your hadnwriting is terrible...your artwork is good.

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LizardPie In reply to Shackles-and-scythes [2005-10-18 00:28:12 +0000 UTC]

um... 0.o... thank you...
and yeah, I was gonna type it, but my program sucks. my hand writing is pretty good when i'm not writing with a thick marker. Oh, and....
look up YYH slash. Hiei goes with EVERYONE -not always willingly, but he goes with EVERYONE

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Shackles-and-scythes In reply to LizardPie [2005-10-18 21:32:20 +0000 UTC]

...but i love hiei!and i think that the hao yoh is closer to the top...horohoro/ yoh isn't there...never heard of it when browsing the fanfiction websites. always ren/yoh or hao/yoh...don't know...girls just like them really sexy guys to make out...and ...other stuff...

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Shackles-and-scythes [2005-10-17 22:26:40 +0000 UTC]

...hiei isn't a whore! and i heard that ren and horo horo are the most popular couple out there. it was from a website with all the couples...and i mean ALL! from yoh/hao ((shudder)) to lyserg/ren ((shudders more))

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Graveyardboy [2005-08-04 03:47:05 +0000 UTC]

people match Yoh with FAUST behind my back?! KURSE THEM!

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LizardPie In reply to Graveyardboy [2006-07-23 05:07:27 +0000 UTC]

It's kind of (REALLY) late to be replying to this, but yes, it's out there.

Swear to god: In a series, Eliza would look at Anna with pity. Wouldn't the FIRST thing Eliza would do be to STOP HER HUSBAND'S AFFAIR WITH A CHILD? Anyway, later Faust or Yoh tell Anna that Yoh needs a new bed because they broke it. She is perfectly okay with that.

Yup, it's out there. And it's horrifying.

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tallfemalemanta [2005-07-21 01:03:38 +0000 UTC]

Yoh...and...Faust? *chokes on chocolate milk* A pairing I never before considered, but effective. xD

Very nice little ramble. A mad yaoi fangirl has the ultimate right to rant when she doesn't get what she wants!

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Digicat [2005-07-05 22:56:20 +0000 UTC]

wow i can't stop laughing...

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Digicat [2005-07-05 22:52:09 +0000 UTC]

wow i can't stop laughing...

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Miroku4288 [2005-06-16 09:03:14 +0000 UTC]

oh..my..god...can't..stop..laughing..can't..breathe..yaoi humor..so...good.. your soooo great at this! I love your sense of humor! :3

Now please..someone get faust in here..I cant breathe.. x.x;

Laughter is deadly..?

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Aikun [2005-05-30 03:22:31 +0000 UTC]

Aww, I wish I own some YohRen doujinshi though XD;;;
Isn't HoroRen one of the most popular though? It's strange that you didn't run into them

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LizardPie In reply to Aikun [2005-05-30 03:31:23 +0000 UTC]

It is, that's why i was so surprised not to see anything of it. Just go to any con, though. Each one sells yaoi- just some are more hidden. (If you go to acen, right inside the dealer's room door is a big sign saying YAOI with a whole table filled with it. There's a guy with a loudspeaker advertising. It's doubtful you'll be as lucky, though).

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Faust-chan In reply to LizardPie [2007-07-18 02:40:20 +0000 UTC]

OMG! i met that guy at a convention once (he wouldn't sell me anything.....he thought i was really young or somthing.....)

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youko-no-lemonlime [2005-05-29 23:55:35 +0000 UTC]

OH MANZ XD
THAT WAS LIKE...LMAO XD

the horo panel XDD you just like..made my life XD
*faves it a million times*

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Petit-ninja [2005-05-29 23:55:20 +0000 UTC]

YOU ARE MY HERO. HAVE MY BABIES.
j/k No. seriously. You made my day.

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KellyNoel [2005-05-28 01:20:21 +0000 UTC]

Yoh and Faust? *shudders* FAUST AND ELIZA FOREVER!!!

XD What about Yoh and Manta? They've supossedly been doing each other since chapter one.

Ha ha. That's so great XD You should color this in.

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LizardPie In reply to KellyNoel [2005-05-30 04:11:29 +0000 UTC]

I could say that it was either Manta or Horo Horo for the buddy-buddy defence and that Horo Horo is just so much more... can't even think of a way to finish that without being mauled by Manta fan girls.
The thing was that I completely forgot about Manta. I had Ren, Horo, and Faust and was looking for someone else. It took me a while to get Hao. By the time I remembered Manta, Hao already had his place. So he's given the typical 'god-damn it, Yoh' appearance in the last panel.

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tafkae [2005-05-26 04:03:57 +0000 UTC]

!! This is so true... not just for Shaman King either...! Great job and fun!

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Karasuu [2005-05-23 08:35:25 +0000 UTC]

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Zels-hoseki [2005-05-19 22:50:45 +0000 UTC]


people actually match yoh up with faust?
damn i gotta see that. LOL!
oi this is very very true!
Viva la yaoi ^__~

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