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ehehehehehehe... *tries not to look creepy*
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For once he doesn't seem displeased. ...I like it.
Don't give me that look Ancano. You're making me question my morals.
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I'm just gonna be over here... raping the favourite button...
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He are soooo sexy!
Why I have to kill him!!!?!!!
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1)He tried to use The Eye of Magnus to conquer Tamriel.
2)He killed archmage
3)He killed Mirabelle
4)He tried to kill you X2
5)He spoke with you as with sh*t
6)He is too narcissistic
7)He is jerk
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Hehehe...A description of my character in Skyrim:
She is EVIL,she killed everyone in that ridiculous school,she agrees with all Thalmors and his evil plans, she wants what Ancano wants and much more!
She is a Dumnner Vampire lord,an evil Dragonborn.
Ancano is gorgeous,sexy and I think he is very charming when he spoke like that,and I don't will kill him.
The end!
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.....I can guarantee the majority of his fangirls that have seen this got a major nosebleed.
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All the cheats, mods and mad scientist experiments I've been through just toΒ marry Ancano...sigh
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I love him (mamamia !) ... And I love his little chest hairs XD <3
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I hate myself for liking this character but.. I do.
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I've just got this idea in my head of him propping himself up and saying ,"I don't remember ordering a wake up call."
I've yet to decide where it will go from there.
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FUcking Barrels. KILL THEM ALL!
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Yes! *stabs one of the barrels in Ancano's room* RAAAAH!
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A good deed as been done.
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Now I shall kill the rest. *stabs the rest*
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*Ancano freaking out* STABBIN BARRELS! STABBIN BARRELS!
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Shh Ancano, This is for your own safety.
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*stabs another barrel* Yes, Ancano. Stay still or you might get hurt.
Ancano: wut
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Then Sexy time later.
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Killin' teh Barrels + Get Ancano = Best day ever! WOOT!
Ancano: ...? What you are I don't even...?
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Hm. It's gonna be rape or willing, Either way is fine with me.
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Fine with me too. *looks at Ancano with a rape face*
Ancano:
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*stabs last barrel* DONE WITH PART ONE! Now to catch Ancano!
Ancano: *runs away*
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Ho on, I love a Runner. Now I'll we need is Roofies.
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Isn't Roofies someone who hides on a roof? I think Ondolemar is up there.
Ancano: *hiding in the Archanium*
Ondolemar: *on the roof*
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Hm. Another definition. But Roofies also a drug you slip in someone's drink and the next day, they won't remember what happened.
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Oh! I think J'Zargo has some. We'll just need to get it and give it to Ancano! And\or Ondolemar.
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J'zargo is rather fluffy. I wanna shave him.
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Use Lord Merunes' Razor! It'll be quicker and more funny!
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>v> Nah, I'll do it nice and slow.
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With an Iron dagger? I wanna shave his tail off and see what happens to him.
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>_> We might need to declaw him.
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Or chain him down on a torture table!
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No, No. I like a chase.
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Then why don't we-- *sees a barrel* BARREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Set fire to all Barrels!
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GOOD IDEA! FIRESTORM THEM ALLLL! *Firestorms the barrel*
Ancnao: Overkill...
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NOW WHERE DID ANCANO--BARREL! AGAIN! *more Firestorm*
Ancano: *runs to the Embassy*
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