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Published: 2013-06-07 09:03:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 2570; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 1
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[link] - the same on tumblrI'm sure everyone's noticed that Garrus was unusually... expressive about his feelings, which is though cute and fanservicy is somewhat ooc. Buttt---
he also seemed to be hanging with James quite often towards the end of me3
aaaand then this happened.
Just a bit of silliness.
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We are not that easily fooled, haha.
Thanks for the fav!
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Oh my god, thank you! That's so sweet of you <3
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I finally get the "mandible on the floor" thing since starting the Citadel DLC, and I agree, it's like, "Garrus, you're trying too hard. Stop."
That and I had my FemShep run around in formal wear for over half the game as it was, and then he comes to rescue me and he's all like, "Shepard, you look good!"
I just imagine that look of, "I wear this EVERY DAMN DAY, Vakarian! Stop calibrating for two seconds!" xD
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Hahaha, yeaah, I thought about how unimpressed femShep would be if she did wear the dress during the game. In my case it was like:
Shep: Alriiight, since we're having a vacation and Joker asked me out to some fancy restaraunt, I guess I should at least try to blend in and wear a dress...
(insert all the fighting and falling and running and more fighting)
Shep: I'm. not. wearing. that. damn. thing. ever. again.
(Garrus enters the scene)
Garrus: ... Nice outfit~
Shep:
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There's just so many things that can go wrong with a leather dress and falling through a fishtank.
Garrus: "So... I smell you fell through a whole fish tank?"
Garrus: "So... I see a fish is stuck in your breasts?"
Garrus: "So... I see your ass."
Shep Intercom: "Garrus, can you come up to my quarters please?" Dress impossible to remove.
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Just rip the dress off, nobody likes that thing anyway, haha.
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I can just see it getting stuck, flipped up over her head, as she tried to pull it off with that poorly constructed (or ingenious for quickies?) butt-zipper. XD
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Precisely. I took a look at it after your comment and... how exactly is she supposed to take off the top part considering it's so tight and made of leather?..
Maybe she wears it all the time under her armor, lol?
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I have *no* idea. Obviously the designers were men.
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Yeeeaah. I never was one of those people who often uses this line but the male centric design is pretty evident in ME. What irritates me most is how human-esque the female aliens look like. Liara's eyebrows, long-haired quarians, not to mention booty all around, hahah.
I mean, it can't be that male gamers are shallow like that, right?..
/nothing new but I didn't really have a chance to vent about that, lol.
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Gotta admit, though, Miranda's booty is pretty amazing.
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I like my women with a little bit more fabric on but-- yeah, not gonna lie, it is rather amazing, lol.
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Ahh, this makes me sooo happy ♥
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; w ; This picture makes me happy
Goddamn xD <3
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Aww, thank you for the kind words <3
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