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Description (I can almost feel my page growing more and more niche as the days pass. Seriously me? Video Game Based Mind Control Roleplaying. Good god. Anyway, this is 2B from a game called NiER: Automata. It's basically a game about androids, which is cool.)

"Hello. I am 2B. I assume you're the 9S Unit that I'll be working with? I do not understand this brand of communication you're attempting. I do not understand this 'humor' you speak of. 9S should cease emotional function immediately. 9S Unit, do not come any closer. You are not permitted to edit my functions."
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machoninja334 In reply to ??? [2018-10-07 15:12:13 +0000 UTC]

β€œNo.”
She says, simply and flatly.
β€œI cannot do that.”

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2018-10-07 22:46:26 +0000 UTC]

"I've heard of your exploits, 2B. What do you have to fear from me?"

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2018-10-07 23:02:55 +0000 UTC]

β€œYou are an unknown threat. That makes you a possible dangerous adversary.”
She replies

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2018-10-07 23:03:31 +0000 UTC]

"And if that's the case I've no doubt you'd shred me with ease."

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2018-10-07 23:32:29 +0000 UTC]

β€œIrrelevant. I’m not getting into your machine without knowledge of you.”

((Sorry. Can only get to one atm.))

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2018-10-07 23:35:10 +0000 UTC]

(That's fine! Do note I'm not too far in the game, so no spoilers on that "deserting YorHa" plot stuff!)

There's a sigh. "Alright, alright. Give me a second..." There's a whirring and humming, then... a projection appears in the air.


An android body sitting in a chair jerks to life. He’s wearing pants, but a quick scan shows the legs to be mostly inoperational. It takes a moment to recognize, but that's definitely an old YorHa scanner model...

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2018-10-07 23:37:35 +0000 UTC]

((I don’t really have much to say about it. Not a huge part of the game.))
β€œA scanner...?”
She almost looks shocked, but keeps it in check

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2018-10-07 23:38:32 +0000 UTC]

"I think so. Don't really remember much, from before the facility." He shrugs. "Will you come in now?"

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2018-10-07 23:40:47 +0000 UTC]

β€œWhy haven’t you gotten back into contact with Yorha?”
She asks, still suspicious.
β€œAre you even Yorha affiliated?”

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2018-10-07 23:41:44 +0000 UTC]

"No, I don't think so... I might have been, once."

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2018-10-07 23:42:41 +0000 UTC]

β€œYou’re claiming amnesia?”
She scowls.
β€œWhy do you even want me to come with you?”

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2018-10-07 23:44:39 +0000 UTC]

"Did you look at the records down there? I'm lucky I got out without much worse than fried memory circuits."

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2018-10-07 23:45:15 +0000 UTC]

β€œYou didn’t answer my second question.”
She’s easy on the eyes, but not a great conversationalist

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2018-10-07 23:47:43 +0000 UTC]

(So thus far I'm enjoying the story and characters, but a lot of the game/level design is frustrating.)

"It's safe in here." He shrugs. "There are plenty of machines around here. Don't really want them overhearing our conversation."

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2018-10-07 23:50:20 +0000 UTC]

(The Combat is very hack and slash. I recommend using the easy mode chips if you’re struggling. Where are you finding problems with the level design?)

β€œWhy are you blocking my communicator?”
She asks, still bombarding you with questions

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2018-10-07 23:52:42 +0000 UTC]

(The combat's fine, actually. Mostly having problems with determining what is and isn't an invisible wall, and figuring out how the hell to get anywhere. Also I lost like 3 hours of progress 'cause I got stuck in the bunker and self-destructed, and apparently quicksaves aren't good enough for that.)


"I'm not! Didn't you just get a message?" She did, the commander herself ordered 2B not to attack unless attacked first.

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2018-10-07 23:55:29 +0000 UTC]

(Yeah. The quicksave function irritates me as well. Always save whenever you get the chance. That was the main pitfall of the game when I started. Agree with the invisible wall thing as well. The story makes it very worth it in my opinion however.)

She tries to radio the commander again.
β€œThe Target is a scanner model. Very old. How should I proceed? He’s asking me to get into some large machine.”

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2018-10-08 00:00:11 +0000 UTC]

(Any tips on upgrading/using chips, weapons, etc.?)

The Commander's gone back to Commander business. 6O responds, her voice a little dreamy--the scanner is rather handsome.

"I think you should... Um, right! Risk analysis suggests this is no greater threat than others you have successfuly matched in the past!" She corrects herself.

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2018-10-08 00:02:42 +0000 UTC]

(Use whatever weapons look cool! I liked using two small swords. Chips is all based on what weapons you like using. For small swords I liked lots of HP Vamp.))

β€œAlright then.”
Begrudgingly, she steps towards the large machine.
β€œI will not hesitate to fight back however.”
She comments to the scanner

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2018-10-08 00:05:01 +0000 UTC]

"No need to worry." She has to hunch over to fit through the door--it's obviously designed for smaller models.


The scanner inches forward on his chair in the small enclosure, hand extended to her.

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2018-10-08 00:05:49 +0000 UTC]

She doesn’t touch his hand.
β€œLet’s talk. That’s why I’m here isn’t it?”

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2018-10-08 00:10:45 +0000 UTC]

"Fair enough... There's still something to be said for pleasantries, but fine. So what did you want to ask?"

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2018-10-08 00:12:06 +0000 UTC]

β€œWho are you? What scanner model are you? What are you doing out here?”

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2018-10-08 00:17:00 +0000 UTC]

"I'm... well, I've taken to calling myself Frank. Based on an old human book I found. I guess I'm here because there's a lot of good scrap and power supplies, and plenty to read... I don't know my model."

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2018-10-08 00:18:56 +0000 UTC]

β€œAnd you’re not a threat to the Yorha operation?”
She asks

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2018-10-08 00:21:19 +0000 UTC]

"Well, I don't think so. But I don't know very much about YorHa."

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2018-10-08 00:22:32 +0000 UTC]

β€œYou don’t appear to be a threat. 6O. Anything else we need to know here?”
She radios up

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2018-10-08 00:24:14 +0000 UTC]

"Find out a little more about him, 2B! You're here to gather intel!" She reprimands. "And would it kill you to be a little more polite? First impressions are important, y'know!"

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2018-10-08 00:25:58 +0000 UTC]

β€œWhat exactly should I find out?”
She asks, ignore the last bit

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2018-10-08 00:27:22 +0000 UTC]

"Ugh! Just let me talk to him!"

(You wanna play 6O for a bit? She's a mite lovestruck...)

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2018-10-08 00:28:31 +0000 UTC]

(Sounds good.)
2B scowls.
β€œFine.”
She hands the communicator to you wordlessly

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2018-10-08 00:30:33 +0000 UTC]

"Oh, hello? Who am I speaking to?"

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2018-10-08 00:32:19 +0000 UTC]

β€œHello? Is this still on? This is Operator 6O, Of Yorha!”
You can practically hear her smiling

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2018-10-08 00:34:02 +0000 UTC]

"Well hello! Seems a shame to hide such a pretty smile behind that veil." I flirt, looking at the projections from the pod.

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2018-10-08 00:35:52 +0000 UTC]

β€œI’m sorry, it’s Yorha standard to keep it on! But how are you? Who are you? What do you do out here?”

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2018-10-08 00:37:21 +0000 UTC]

"Mostly trying to build up this rig. It's going alright, but there's a lot of data I'm missing for some important improvements." I shrug. "How about you?"

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2018-10-08 00:39:00 +0000 UTC]

β€œWhat are you using the rig for?”
She asks, eager to learn more

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2018-10-08 00:40:41 +0000 UTC]

"Storing and processing data, mostly. I've got more than I could ever fit in an android body here. Usually I'm plugged into the rig directly, but it's a bit more personal this way."

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2018-10-08 00:41:47 +0000 UTC]

β€œAnd what’re you using the data for?”
Her eagerness never fades.

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2018-10-08 00:42:54 +0000 UTC]

"Well I can't give everything away, can I? I'd lose my mystique. Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself, 6O?"

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2018-10-08 00:44:40 +0000 UTC]

β€œI’m an operator! I guide androids like 2B through their missions!”
She says

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2018-10-08 00:45:18 +0000 UTC]

"And what sort of missions do you do?" I prod a little further.

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2018-10-08 00:46:37 +0000 UTC]

β€œWell, we usually fight the machine army and help out the human resistance.”
She says

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2018-10-08 00:47:46 +0000 UTC]

(Wait, isn't the resistance also androids? Or is that a spoiler?)

"How were you started? And why do you do these things?"

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2018-10-08 00:50:36 +0000 UTC]

(Androids were built by the people on the moon. Resistance were people left behind. Yorha helps them out, but they’re not the same entity.)
β€œMost of the human race are on the moon! And we were built by them! We do it because we were built to serve them!”

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2018-10-08 00:51:22 +0000 UTC]

"Huh. Interesting. And why are you fighting the machines?"

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2018-10-08 00:52:40 +0000 UTC]

β€œBecause they invaded earth, and the humans want us to destroy them so they can come back to earth!”

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2018-10-08 00:53:42 +0000 UTC]

"Hmm. Interesting. And you believe I was a part of this entity?"

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2018-10-08 00:55:48 +0000 UTC]

((Would you like him to be? Or not? I was going to have her search for similar looking models.))

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2018-10-08 00:56:54 +0000 UTC]

(Yeah, he's an older scanner model. A little bigger than the S series, but still less than the Bs.)

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