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Published: 2017-06-30 02:01:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 1844; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 6
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Description (I can almost feel my page growing more and more niche as the days pass. Seriously me? Video Game Based Mind Control Roleplaying. Good god. Anyway, this is 2B from a game called NiER: Automata. It's basically a game about androids, which is cool.)

"Hello. I am 2B. I assume you're the 9S Unit that I'll be working with? I do not understand this brand of communication you're attempting. I do not understand this 'humor' you speak of. 9S should cease emotional function immediately. 9S Unit, do not come any closer. You are not permitted to edit my functions."
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machoninja334 In reply to ??? [2017-07-29 14:07:48 +0000 UTC]

Without a word, she smoothly slides her thin, elegant fingers into the side of the computer.
"Compile and send it please."

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2017-07-29 14:09:17 +0000 UTC]

"Rrrright..." I type a few keys. "There you go... Feel any different?"

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2017-07-29 14:10:07 +0000 UTC]

Her jaw goes slack, as she tries to get a grip.
"What have...you done to me?!"

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2017-07-29 14:12:26 +0000 UTC]

"I, uh... Increased processor efficiencies... Is something wrong?" I ask with concern.

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2017-07-29 14:13:30 +0000 UTC]

"I'm sorry, it's fine...I've just never processed a new build so quickly...admirable job human."

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2017-07-29 14:14:57 +0000 UTC]

"So this means I still get food and a place to sleep, right?"

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2017-07-29 14:15:37 +0000 UTC]

"Of course. As long as you continue producing things like that, you will be kept nourished."

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2017-07-29 14:16:40 +0000 UTC]

"I suppose I'd best get back to work, then..."

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2017-07-29 16:04:07 +0000 UTC]

"Goodbye then."
She turns and leaves without a word

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2017-07-29 17:49:00 +0000 UTC]

I start studying the blueprints for the physical robots as well... Mostly to see if the hopefully-newly-compliant 2B does have the proper holes.

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2017-07-29 18:57:39 +0000 UTC]

She does, and wow..under those garments she is a stunner...

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2017-07-29 19:02:22 +0000 UTC]

Not as if I couldn't have guessed... That costume's tight enough...
I spend just a little more time than I should examining the blueprints... When I finally tear my eyes away, I take a look at the code for the 9S units, wondering if I can copy whatever gives them their personalities into the other units.

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2017-07-29 19:03:21 +0000 UTC]

They seem to have a small self made protocol to feed them small bits of personality traits. It seems to be only modeled for them, but you're certain you could tweak it

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2017-07-29 19:06:29 +0000 UTC]

I copy it and start tinkering, hoping maybe in a day or two I'll be able to copy it more widely.

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2017-07-29 19:08:16 +0000 UTC]

Quietly, the 9S Unit who gave you coffee is watching you from the doorway, mystified

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2017-07-29 19:11:28 +0000 UTC]

"Oh, hey! How are things?" I say convivially.

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2017-07-29 19:13:32 +0000 UTC]

"Things...are good..."
He shifts nervously.
"How was the commander...?"

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2017-07-29 19:14:46 +0000 UTC]

"Better, I think... is something up? You look a little concerned."

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2017-07-29 19:16:06 +0000 UTC]

"What are you doing with the personality file...?"

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2017-07-29 19:18:30 +0000 UTC]

"Is... there a problem? I was... just studying it, trying to get a better understanding of the way you work."

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2017-07-29 19:19:55 +0000 UTC]

"You aren't gonna tell anyone about it...right?"

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2017-07-29 19:21:38 +0000 UTC]

"Is... is it not permitted?" I say quizzically. "Don't worry, I'll keep it secret! After all, you wouldn't have helped me without it!"

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2017-07-29 19:22:29 +0000 UTC]

"It is highly forbidden. I could be terminated for developing it..."

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2017-07-29 19:23:36 +0000 UTC]

"You know, I bet I could change that..." I wiggle my fingers, smiling.

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2017-07-29 19:25:09 +0000 UTC]

"W-what do you mean sir?"
He looks shocked, not understanding

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2017-07-29 19:27:35 +0000 UTC]

"I've got access to eeeverything here. Changing a rule or two should be maybe fifteen minutes' work. I owe you a hell of a favor, after all..."

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2017-07-29 19:28:23 +0000 UTC]

"Oh! You don't owe me anything!"
He puts his hand on the back of his head

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2017-07-29 19:30:53 +0000 UTC]

"I, uh... kinda really, really do. I'm pretty sure you literally saved my life yesterday, and as for this morning... do you just carry coffee around all the time?"

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2017-07-29 19:32:17 +0000 UTC]

"I get curious and look around in the warehouse...so, yes I carry around lots of things."

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2017-07-29 19:34:50 +0000 UTC]

"Well lucky me, I suppose. I'd be grateful if you could ever find more. And again, switching up the rules against your personality programming wouldn't be a problem at all. You just say the word..."

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2017-07-29 19:36:04 +0000 UTC]

"Wow...really? Thanks! I'll keep in mind! So, what did you do to the commander? She almost looked happy."

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2017-07-29 19:38:13 +0000 UTC]

"Just a little bit of code optimization... Sped up her processing a bit. Nothing big." I shrug.

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2017-07-29 19:39:33 +0000 UTC]

"Well, it must have been a big improvement. Because she actually said hello to a few of us."

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2017-07-29 19:41:48 +0000 UTC]

"...Huh. Guess I'm better than I thought? That doesn't really seem like it follows from what I changed... I'll look back over the code, I guess..."

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2017-07-29 19:42:40 +0000 UTC]

"No, it seems in line. That android hasn't been augmented in decades."

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2017-07-29 19:45:07 +0000 UTC]

"Do you all get surly without upgrades?"

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2017-07-29 19:46:03 +0000 UTC]

"Yes sir, that's correct. We simply cannot come up with upgrades because we don't have the creativity."

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2017-07-29 19:47:51 +0000 UTC]

"...Huh. That explains a lot, actually." Guess I'd better get working on 2B as soon as I can...

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2017-07-29 19:48:44 +0000 UTC]

"I'll go then...goodbye." He leaves without another word.

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2017-07-29 19:51:13 +0000 UTC]

"Hey, wait! I never got your name. Or, designation, or whatever."

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2017-07-29 19:53:08 +0000 UTC]

He pokes back in.
"Well, I'm 9S-271899. But, I like Josh."

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2017-07-29 19:54:31 +0000 UTC]

"I do to. And, uh, word on the personality thing?"

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2017-07-29 19:55:03 +0000 UTC]

"Uhm, don't do anything that might get you hurt. Do it when it feels safe."

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2017-07-29 19:57:16 +0000 UTC]

"Got it. And anything else you need, you just let me know, alright?" I smile.

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2017-07-29 19:57:53 +0000 UTC]

"Will do uh..sir! Bye?"
He bolts out of the room

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2017-07-29 20:02:08 +0000 UTC]

Little skittish, that one... So I'm a sir now, huh? I think I like that... I turn back to the code, wondering if 2B has any preexisting sexual programming--after all, someone put a lot of effort into making the body capable of it...

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2017-07-29 20:04:16 +0000 UTC]

Someone has appeared to have started on some, but unexpectedly stopped working on it

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2017-07-29 20:06:15 +0000 UTC]

Well! This certainly seems like a good way to spend the rest of my afternoon. Let's see if we can finish what this guy started, huh?

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machoninja334 In reply to MonsieurChuchote [2017-07-29 20:07:23 +0000 UTC]

It seems basic enough, just a few functions that he's started.

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MonsieurChuchote In reply to machoninja334 [2017-07-29 20:10:05 +0000 UTC]

Eh, something basic will do for now... She's got a pretty mouth... I start coding oral routines, waiting for her to show up at the end of the day.

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