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You look a little distant there, Billy boy. Thinking about the sap? You can always talk to ole Cerberus!Β
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Bill: Pine Tree and I got in a heated argument. *sounding so emotionless, while thinking about the argue* After the argument he said he'd rather go out with the spicy hot doritos than me. Of course, he said that just to make me feel bad and angry, also sad, but still. I'm the best nacho dorito than those spicy hot ones. *starts stress eating on cool ranch doritos* This is not cannibalism..
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Me: I would hug to comfort you but I'm kinda scared that you'd kill me if I do.Β
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Bill: *already hugging you still staring off into space* We were arguing because I filled the bathtub with soap and left the water running. He's still cleaning the bathroom. The irony.. Soap, cleaning, "messy" bathroom..
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Me: There, there Bill. *Softly pats Bill's back* He can't be mad at you forever. Can he?
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Bill: Well..- *interrupted*
Dipper: BILL! GET YOUR A** IN HERE AND HELP ME.
Bill: He's actually pretty scary when he's angry ;-; *stops hugging and rushes towards the bathroom and peeks in* Yeeeees...? ;-;
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Me: I guess he can be mad forever......Poor Bill.... o_o
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Bill: You called, sweetu- *has a mop thrown at him, he catches it* ;-;
Dipper: Start cleaning, now! *scrubbing the floor*
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Continuing here!
~Back with me~! (I feel so special X3)
Me: Bill..........is best doofus.....*I mumble in my sleep*
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Bill: *sneezes* Gah-choo!! Blahh! I hate that!
Dipper: Someone must be talking about you again.
Bill: Whatever. *goes back to fixing merchandise on the shelves*
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Back with me!~~~~~
*I find myself walking around, lost in a dark void of nothingness. No complete white, just ink black.*
Me: Hello? Who turned out the lights?! *My voice echoes* Anyone? Bill? Dipper? Bipper? Cheese and Crackers? *I start to get irritated* Is anyone here?!
*No answer. I look around and instantly sweat drop* Oh yeah, I forgot to turn on the lights. *I flip the switch and I was back in kindergarten in an old memory*
Me: Whoa. *I look around* Would you look at that *I see Bill hugging the younger version of me* I gotta show the Nacho this. Maybe even Pine Tree, if he'd like.
(Kinda boring)
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(Nah its ok 
-meanwhile with Dipper and Bill-
Bill: We should go check up on Cerbie.
Dipper: In a bit. Maybe.. 5 minutes. It's nearly closing time. Unless you want to check her while I stay here?
Bill: Nah, I can wait a little. Don't really want to disturb her in her sleep.
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Back with new~
*I jolted awake with no screaming or anything. I quickly got to my wobbly legs and walked onto my numb feet and descended downstairs, carefully*
Me: Where are those two? *I took a step forward and almost tripped over a box* Why am I so danger prone?
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-Back to the two love birds-
Dipper: *turning sign at the window to "Closed"* Alright, closing time! *walks over to Bill*
Bill: Alright, let's go check on Cerbie. *walking into a door that lead to the more household side of the shack* I hope she's okay right no-.. Cerbie?! *looking at you with surprise* What are you doing out of bed?
Dipper: Are you feeling well at all yet?
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Me: I'm fine aside from the wobbly legs part. Now why did I come down here for?---*I think for split second and remembered* Oh yeah! Bill, you would never believe this but I found our days as children in an old memory cluster!
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Bill: You did?
Dipper: *suddenly has a nasty grin and giggles* Can I see?
Bill: Gah, no, Pine Tree!
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Me: YES, OF COURSE YOU CAN SEE! Come on! Upstairs we go! *I make a dash upstairs to the bedroom*
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Dipper: This is going to be fun~ *grabs Bill's wrist and heads upstairs*
Bill: *blushing like mad crazy* You're sexy when your cruel...
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Me: *I jump on top of the bed and sat up and waited for the two* Come on, slow pokes! Thought you wanted to see that old memory cluster!! It's filled with all of the memories of the past too!!
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Bill: Ugh.. Fine! *participates in walking faster*
Dipper: Haha.
*both make it to the room*
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Me: Finally! I've been waiting for eternity for you two! ..............Nah, I'm just kidding :3
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Dipper: I'm ready to see those memories.Β
Bill: I guess I am too.
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Me: Awesome! *It didn't take me long to gather up some magic dust in my hands and scattered it around us three. We start to spin 180 degrees, even though we didn't move a muscle, and we appeared right into the memory cluster with no problems.*
Behold memory valley! *I bow*
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Bill: *blushes* Gah.. *covers Pine Tree's eyes* I'm hideous as a kid!
Dipper: I've seen your baby picture already, Bill. *moves your hands away from my eyes*
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Me: Bill that's a bunch of bull. You were adorable! *I squish my cheeks* Now look at you *I immediately stopped gushing*
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Bill: Seriously? I'm hella' sexy!!
Dipper: *laughing*
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Me: My foot! *I giggle like mad* π: 0 β©: 1
*Suddenly, my pant leg was being pulled. I look down and there was child Bill, looking up at me with curiosity in his eye*
Child Bill: Hewwo! Never seen you here. Are you guys new teachers?
*
Bill: *jaw drops and blushes* I'm actually hella cute..
Dipper: *actually acting like a fangirl and squealing * Bill, *whispers over to present-adult-Bill* you said "Hewwo!" HEHE.
Bill: Pine Tree!!
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Me: You are so adorable! *I reached down and held Past Bill* You wanna hold him, Pine Tree? *Coulda sworn I had little Bill in my arms a second ago*
*The past me walked up to Bill and tugged on his pant legs*
Past Me: Hi! My name is Cerbie! *I, well, she.....whatever, looked up at Bill holding out her arms as if to be held*
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("little Bill" lololol I miss that show!)
Bill: Aw.. *picks past you up* Well, aren't you adorable? Heh.
Dipper: Haha so cute. *smiles* Sure, I'll hold him. It's like holding a junior you.. ya know what I mean? *laughs softly*
Bill: *blushes* ahh.. hehehe....yeaaaahh..
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(There was a show called "Little Bill?)
*I hand over the Past Bill into Pine Tree's awaiting arms then I look over to Bill*
Past Me: Why you have patch on your eye? *She places her hands on the sides of Present Bill's face* You kinda remin' me of Billy.
*I look over at Pine Tree*
Past Bill: You have pwetty face. Can I touch, pwease? *Awwwwww*
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(Yea, you should look it up :3)
Dipper: Aw, so adorable!..
Bill: Gahhhh... *blushing* That's because.. uhm...
Dipper: Bill, this is going to sound awkward.. but.. CAN WE KEEP HIM?
Bill: Pine Tree!!!
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Past Bill: *He looks to Pine Tree* Sowwy Mister. But I gots to stay here in the memowy cwuster. If I get kept by you guys and leave, I'll be ewased.
Present Me: He's right, Pine Tree.
Past Bill: But when you guys back here, you can still have me!
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Past Me: I wike your hair, Mister Eyepatch Man! Hehe!
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Dipper: I know, I'm sorry. And hehe, I'll be sure to see you next time!....Β Wait.. how is he... how did he know he's just a memory?
Bill: *busy with answering Past Cerbie's questions and compliments* Aww, thank you!
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Present Me: He IS part of this cluster. They, the memories tend to know these things.
Past Me: *Too busy to even notice anything and was hugging Bill* I wuv awesome Eyepatch Man. He so cool
*That got Past Bill jealous* Past Bill: That my Cerbie to hug. Hug your own Cerbie!
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Bill: Hmph.. You remind me of Will, little me! *picks Past Bill up and hugs him along with PastΒ Cerbie* hugs!!
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Past Me: YAY! *Gladly hugging Present Bill*
*Past Bill growls in the cutest way*
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Bill: I love irritating myself c: this is way cuter.. Adorable, actually!
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Past Bill: *Turns fiery red* I'M NOT ADOWABLE!!!
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Bill: *skin and eye(s) turn red* YES YOU ARE. *puts down both Past You and Bill*
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Past Bill: I will fight you!! *Fire erupts into his hands, ready to attack his elder counterpart*
Past Me: Billy, stop that. You'll only hurt yourself than Eyepatch Man
With me and Pine Tree at the sidelines-
Present Me: This is going to end well, is it? *I turn to Pine Tree*
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Bill: *starts laughing hysterically* Ahahaha! You can't harm me, we're the same entity! And besides, I can't hurt you. I might disappear! Ah-.. BOTH of us, actually.
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Present Me: Ok! ENOUGH!! *I step between the two, holding them away from each other. I use my powers to bring two little chairs behind them* You sit down! *I forcefully have Present Bill sit down in the chair with my magic* And you sit down! *I did the same thing*
You two are being bad children!Β
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Dipper: Give them a bonding sweater. A sweater large enough to fit the both of them.
Bill: Wha-..?! Pine Tree!
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Me: What a wonderful idea, Pine Tree! *I magically summon a giant sweater to fit two people. I stuff the two in the sweater with the words "Get Along" in glittery letters*
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Bill: *looking in a different direction * hmph!
Past Bill: UGH. This is like me and William in.. in.. well.. Before! When we didn't get along we'd be put into a sweater like this. Then we got along quite well, since we were demon twins and the whole family hated us!
Bill: *mumbles* Shut up... *starts thinking about Will*
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Past Me: It's ok Billy. *My past self hugs Past Bill, who is still in a sweater* I miss Will.
Present Me: I remember Will. He got transferred to a different dimension now that I think of it. *I suddenly get sadden by the thought of William*
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Dipper: Oh my God, Bill, are you crying?
Bill: *sniffs* N-no! There's salt in the air!..... I'm leaving to sweater town! *pulls sweater over head and curls up inside the sweater* *sniffs*....
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Me: Aw, Bill. Don't cry. Come on out of sweater town.Β
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