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Bill: Was she about to say Dream.... Scape? *completely clueless and not sure* Oh well.
Dipper: *just looks at Bill then shrugs his shoulders*
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Meanwhile in halfway to town~
Me: I'm lucky Bill's an idiot in human form or else he would've figured it out. Oh crap- I forgot he has his eyes in this town. Better lay low in the Dreamscape for a while, just until the heat between me and the Pine Tree dies down. *Hides behind some trees. Teleports to the Dreamscape hoping nothing saw me*Β
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Bill: Hey, Pine Tree? Was it just me, or did my friend there transform into some.. Demon?
Dipper: You figure that out yourself, you doofus.
Bill: But Pine Tre-..
Dipper: YOURSELF.
Bill: Alright. Myself, I'll figure it out myself. Eesh, kid. *rolls eyes and smiles*
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In the Dreamscape~
Me: Geez, Pine Tree. I guess he must hate me or something *Hearing Dipper's thoughts.* This place has amazing surround sound! I can listen to anyone's thoughts without them sleeping!Β
Maybe when Pine Tree's asleep, I could apologize for how I was acting but I rather have Bill join me just in case Pine Tree tries something stupid..........and that's my thing on calling Bill a doofus...... -_-
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(i can imagine you using Bill's thoughts against him XD)
*You hear Bill's nasty thoughts on Pine Tree*
*both Bill and Pine Tree are sitting near the window*
Bill: *staring at Pine Tree thinking about stuff* ...
Dipper: *not noticing Bill's staring, just totally engrossed in the Journal* ...
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(I just had too, man. I just had too! XD)
Me: Oh man, Bill....*Carefully listens to Bill's dirty thoughts and it went a little too explicit *Β Β *Faints from the most epic nosebleed.*
Me: Bill....you doofus.....*Mumbles. My foot twitches a bit*
(Yes, I'm bringing a little bit of anime into this XD)
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(Lol animeeeee XD)
Bill: *sneezes* Gah, what the hell?
Dipper: *closes Journal* You must be sick.
Bill: I don't get sick. Demons don't get sick.
Dipper: Well then, if your not sick, someone must be thinking about you. *laughs a little*
Bill: What? *doesn't understand*
Dipper: My mom told me that when someone sneezes it means someone is thinking, or talking, about you.
Bill: Then why don't I sneeze when you think about me? Or is it you don't? D:
Dipper: Bill, *about to say something romantic to cheer the demon up, which might sound corny* you don't sneeze because I always think about you. You're always in my head, literally. By the way, your sneeze was almost as cute as mine.
Bill: *laughs* Pine Tree, you little flirt.
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(I love anime!! I love making references but only the nosebleeds cause they're hilarious!!)
Back in the white wasteland called the Dreamscape~
*I woke up a little while ago, having the blood back in my face was very nice*Β
Me: I'm good now. Stupid Bill and his dirty thoughts. When he gets here I'm gonna @#$% his world up!!!Β
UNKNOWN VOICE ECHOING IN THE VOID: dOnT SwEaR. ThIs iS a KiD's sHoW. It'S nOt DiGnIfIedΒ
Me: *Scared of unknown voice* Ahhhhhhhhh!! Strange talking wasteland!! Ahhhhhh!! *I run around in circles with my ears covered by my hands while screaming my head off*
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Bill: *stops laughing to listen* Do you hear that? *your screaming can almost be heard outside of the Dreamscape*
Dipper: I don't hear anything.
Bill: *his demon hearing can hear a faint scream* Sounds like a scream, but it's pretty faint. Must be just a fly somewhere.
Dipper: *leans against Bill and opens Journal* Whatever. I can't hear it.
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Dreamscape again~
Me: *Still screaming* GET AWAY, WEIRD ECHOY VOICE!!!!!!!! BIIIIIILLLLL!!!!! *Secretly hoping Bill or Pine Tree or both will hear my plea.*
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Bill: Seriously, what is that screaming? Is that from outside? *glances out the window and sees nothing* Geez..
Dipper: Don't worry about it. *still leaning on him* But if your ears are infected and down with something. I'm taking you to some demon doctor.
Bill: I'm a demon, I'll be fine. And we don't need "demon doctors" we don't get sick, just injured. But we heal quickly, remember that. *gets comfortable and leans head against the window, drifting into a nap*
Dipper: -still evening hours, 5pm- *sarcastic* Goodnight, sleepyhead. *still reading the Journal*
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Meanwhile in the Dreamscape~
Me: *I stop screaming* Ah the heck with this!! *I use my power strings (It's kinda like a rope) to force drag the two, Bill and Pine Tree into the Dreamscape*
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Bill: *wakes up* Wha- What the hell?
Dipper: Gah!
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Me: *I stood above their laying forms, peering down at them with anger etched on my face* Hello boys, welcome to dreamlandΒ
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Bill: No need to welcome me, I come here like once a week. *glares at you with a pissed off look*
Dipper: If you're wondering "what's with the look?".. You woke him up.
Bill: *lays back down* Why are we here? And most importantly, HOW? Do you have powers? *sits up*
Dipper: I want answers too.
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Me: Very well Bill and Pine Tree, I'll gladly answer both of your questions *My voice gets distorted as I begin to change shape into a horned cat (I love horns for some odd reason :\)*Β
We used to go to Demon High school back in our Starter demon years. You used to wear glasses for your one eye and I was your only friend.
(Do demons go to school? That'd be awesome! 
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(lol in this rp yes)
Bill: Wait a second.. WAIT A SECO-.. CERBIE? AS IN.. CERBERUS.. I REMEMBER NOW!
Dipper: Anyone got popcorn? I feel like this is going to get entertaining. Also, Bill you wore glasses? *giggles*
Bill: Yes, Pine Tree. I was a nerd that ended up- almost actually- ruling the world. I only had lenses for this side though. *points to his left eye* (which is your right when facing Bill)
Dipper: Do you wear contacts now?
Bill: *stutters* Wha- I..-? He- Hell no! I'm a fully grown demon, thousands of years old! My vision, all demon's visions become 20/20 or higher. By higher I mean super-vision. I'm one in many who can see from very far away.
Dipper: High school didn't exist back in the day though, nor did glasses really.
Bill: Everything's high tech in our dimension, Pine Tree. We're basically ahead of the future. Right now, we've got hoverboards! 2D on a flat surface though. Still sucks.
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(XD)
Me: Oh my dimension! You finally got those gears working, Billy boy! It's kinda hard giving hints to my kid brother!
What he's also not telling you is that he always had me to defend him from bullies, I did it anyway, and he always held my hand when he gave a presentation in class because he was too scared to stand alone. *Starts giggling uncontrollably*
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Dipper: Awww Bill~
Bill: Staahhhp.. *hides flushing face*
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Me: Hey, I still have a picture of Bill with his glasses in a team photo with me and other high class demons. You wanna see it, Pine Tree? *I smile widely*
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Dipper: Oh boy, would I! Let's see! *smiles*
Bill: Gah, Geez.. I knew it! *turns around, back facing you and Pine Tree*
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*I smile as I pull out a photograph from my wallet, that I already pulled out. And pretty as a picture (Hehe!), there was a kid Bill with his glasses and next to him was me with my small horns hugging his side and along with two others standing in front of the tall building. The tall one is a black bear with multiple heads and the other next to it is a Chimera with braces. The four stood in front of a very large brick building (Eh, use your imagination. I'm too lazy to make details XD)*
Me: Kids used to call him names along the lines of Billy Two Eyes and Nancho Bill Chip. We were the only kids in high school cause we cheated to get out of demonry and rule the world already. Against the rules yes but we're demons, we didn't care back then and now.
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Bill: *turns back around* Heh, even some of the teachers didn't really care.. It was a demon high school. Most things they teach us about is how to be bad. Most of it is how to use our powers though, then of course, our core studies. Ya know, math, science, social studies, and language arts.. We had some gym time also. I may have been a nerd, but I'm athletic!
Dipper: Wow. *amazed*
(I made Bill's graduation pic btw XD lololol I just posted it)
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Me: He was adorable with his glasses when actually graduated *Talking in a cooing voice* Oh look, Bill! I brought the entire photo album!! *I magically summon an old, worn out album and placed in my clawed hands. It had random doodles of me and Bill on the cover doing whacky things like going to the moon with our powers, digging for treasure in a forbidden dimension and ruling the world together.*Β
(It looked awesome! He's so adorable!!)
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Bill: Oh godda-.. Ughh.. Might as well sit back and see some old memories. *goes over to you and PineΒ
Tree then sits down on the blank floor* sigghhhh..
Dipper: Did you guys ever go to prom?
Bill: She'll answer that.
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Me: Well, yeah but we didn't dance with anyone. I couldn't dance even if it would save my life. Me and Bill just sat in the sidelines, talking about how we'll be brother and sister forever and ever and we'll rule the world together as a family in a castle or a Mansion. He'll get a mate of his own to rule by his side as his wife or something and I'd get mine.......BUT ANYWAY!! *Abruptly changing the subject*
I got Bill's baby pictures!! :3
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Bill: *puts an arm around Pine Tree, his "mate", then eyes widen and shoots a glare at you * How do you have my baby picture?!
Dipper: Let me see!
Bill: Pine Tree, no!
Dipper: Pine Tree, yes! *referring himself and becomes demanding* I wanna see! *laughs a little*
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Me: Hehehehehehe! Let's just say two words, Bill. Your momma!! *Shows Pine Tree Bill's baby picture. It showed a big eyed baby Bill, who surprisingly has his bow tie on, in a diaper like cloth wearing light blue booties with a matching cap in a crib.* He was so adorable!! π: 0 β©: 1
My personal favorite is where he is happily hugging me when my parents were visiting
<> Is an AU character. Not mine. Thought I'd bring her/him into the mix!
(oh ok)
Bill: Cerberus! *still blushing* Pine Tre-.. Don't laugh!
Dipper: *already laughing* Sorry, sorry! You just look so adorable!
Bill: Gee, thanks.
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( 
Me: He WAS adorable. *Smiling happily* Now look at him.... -_-
*I flip the next page to our kindergarten years.* Oh look! Bill is playing in the sandbox building an adult him and I'm looking for sand slugs. They're these ugly little things, they aren't really slugs and if you squish one of them, you destroy a dimension or a planet twenty light years away.Β
It was pretty awesome! Me and Bill couldn't stop squishing them and laugh childishly evilly. Hehe! Remember Bill?Β
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Bill: I'm still adorable! And yes, I remember. I think squishing one of them caused a meteor to come and causing the dinosaurs to go extinct on your planet. THIS planet. I'm surprised Earth survived. Doesn't matter anymore anyway.
Dipper: Oh. Bill, your kindergarten photo.. You STILL look evil even when you were young!
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Me: Hey Bill, remember the time we squished a red colored slug at the same time and it kinda destroyed the planet called Mars. Good times!Β
*I turn to the next page, the beginning of middle school it said in the title.* Oh look Bill! It's our old middle school (Insert name of school here.)! We had every class together except for gym cause the female demons were ten times more stronger than the males...eh, it's weird. *Shows a picture of me and Bill, standing side by side, smiling (Bill does an eye smile). Bill wearing his brand new glasses with his baseball cap and bow tie and me having a broken fang with my tiny horns sticking out, wearing a black dress for the first day* The first day was amazing.Β
We learnt how to use our magic, only the little stuff like carrying our books, opening doors/closing them, levitating. You know, things like that.Β
Remember that Bill? *I smile widely*
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Bill: But we insisted ahead in our magic. We wanted to rule the world so we learned deeper. We went to the local library and we always practice our new magic in the corner so no one could see. We got suspended when they found out. The principle thinks that we were a little over ahead of ourselves. It wasn't just us in this little rule the world thing, we had Hectorgon and Pyronica, then others. (Bill's henchmen in Weirdmageddon)
Dipper: Oh. I remember them.
(I called the school Lucifer's Demon High School but then felt like changing it since this takes place in another dimension than hell)
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Me: We got suspended more than 100 times cause we were such troublemakers. At one time, me, Bill, Hectorgon and Pyronica were using our magic haphazardly behind the school and one of the snobby water demons caught us and threatened to tell the principle. And since we didn't want to be suspended again, we told him that we would turn him into a monster, he tried to get away from us but......Hehehe! Let's just say he's the "GobbleWonker " you humans call him.Β
(Nah, I like the name! Lucifer can be anything you want! Since demons go to the school too!
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Dipper: So the GobbleWonker IS real!Β
Bill: Now, now, don't get too excited, Pine Tree!
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Me: Yes, he's indeed real! He just hides like a chicken. Maybe next time, me and Bill will take you and Mabel to find and meet him.
But it's still "story time".Β
*I open to the next page, it was the middle schools Science Fair. I forgot to mention that there was a lot of times in middle school* Ohoho! Hey Bill, your favorite childhood memory! The Science Fair!!Β
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Bill: *leans in closer to see the pictures* Alright, let me see! *smiling*
Dipper: Haha! Bill, hold your horses!
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Me: Here you go, Bill! You tell your Science Fair story!! If you don't want to, I'll tell it
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Bill: You tell it, since this story time was mainly spoken by you. Plus, I love to hear a good story! Mainly about me.
Dipper: Wow, Bill.. Hahaha.
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Me: Figures you'd love to hear a good story about you, Bill. *Clears throat* Anyway, our science professor told our class that there was going to be a Science Fair in a few weeks. And of course, Bill and I were partners, not surprising though. We both decided on creating the Wheel of Items or Bill's Wheel and plus showing how we'd rule the world.
Β
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Bill: Go on~ ;3; *excited*
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Me: As we got our projects done and over with, we waited for a few weeks until the fair. And that day finally came, the other demon kids went first while we went very last. By the time we were up, our stuff was already placed.
We both had to say the code out loud. You wanna know what the code is? Bill knows.
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Dipper: Bill, what's the code?
(Whuts the code? ;-
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Me: He says it all the time when disappearing! I can always sense it but here goes!
~(Adds whatever at the beginning) Reality is an illusion, the Universe is a hologram, buy gold!!! Bye!!!!!~ *I disappear in flakes of golden dust.*
(Tada~! XD)
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(Oh yeaaah! -KNEW IT-)
Bill: Ahaha! REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD, BYYEEEEEE! *disappears the same way then reappears* Ahaaha!
Dipper: That? Ha! I remember you always saying that!
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(You totally called it. Hehe!)
Me: *I reappear behind Dipper. I think I scared the daylights out of the poor boy when I spoke* He never told anyone who helped him with that line. He says it's too embarrassing if he did say it
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Dipper: Gah! Geez.. *takes a breath* whew.
Bill: Ha. Well then, sorry for not telling. I'll let Pine Tree be the first to know.
She helped me with it.
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Me: *Beams when Bill admitted that I helped him* And don't you ever forget that, Bill.Β
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Bill: Haha, I won't.
Dipper: So, how long are we going to be stuck here in the Dreamscape?
Bill: Forev-..
Dipper: *interrupts him* Nope! Don't you even.. Seriously, when? 'Cause Grunkle Stan might think Bill took me away to have some "fun".
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Me: Well, since it is past your human bedtime, I can send you out with no problems. I'll cast a spell to where your Grunkle wouldn't even know where you went and won't ask.
We'll talk more about our past some other time, right Bill? *Hits Bill in the stomach, waiting for an answer*
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