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Published: 2004-04-16 04:00:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 497; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 12
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Description Haha, ok, here's a fun little diddy. I wrote this shit in 9th grade with my horny friend Andrea. We were so fucked up on drugs....we wrote a whole series of fucked up poems and punk songs that didn't make any fucking sense...but we had a blast anyway and then we mosh in my room until we actually started fist fighting each other and get all pissed off...then we'd start laughing until we couldn't breath, watch A Clockwork Orange, and walk around at 6 in the morning in the woods asking trees if they were our mothers.lol God, the nostalgia's suffocating me.
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malignancy - Ultimatum
Comments: 31

evangalen [2011-09-20 16:13:03 +0000 UTC]

lol that is funny at the end

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malignancy In reply to evangalen [2011-09-23 16:47:17 +0000 UTC]

lol, thanks. I haven't read this poem in years.

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evangalen In reply to malignancy [2011-09-26 15:31:41 +0000 UTC]

welcome





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today i am feeling like an egghead

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azrael0033 [2004-05-05 06:07:07 +0000 UTC]

like when Bill Hicks joked about the cure for aids! " you ain't gonna believe this shit! they're fuckin' everywhere!"

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malignancy In reply to azrael0033 [2004-05-05 06:17:32 +0000 UTC]

lol, no shit...I loved that guy.

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angstforless [2004-04-24 21:03:49 +0000 UTC]

I was thinking the lemonheads.. but I dont think they are together anymore.. too old skool eh? actually with a hip hop beat.. this could be britneys next greatest! I like the fact that you used a verb as a noun..or perhaps in "fuck, I dont care..." "fuck" is not the name of a person? cause I have heard people called by the name before. it must be a common name..sometimes it is a last name. walmart would like to us this in their commercail I bet. nice corporate sex tie-in. yeah.. I guess we all get screwed by walmart in some way or another.

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malignancy In reply to angstforless [2004-04-25 04:20:45 +0000 UTC]

haha, yeah...

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Kaguth [2004-04-22 05:10:21 +0000 UTC]

Well I'm a decent guy you can always lose your virginity to me. Of course you'd have to pay the air fair out to Texas... and you might catch that weird rash thing I got going on (the docters say they might name it after me) and if you got pregnant I'd deny that I ever met you...actually I'd deny ever meeting you whether got pregnant or not. Other than that I feel I'm a pretty good catch. What do ya say?

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malignancy In reply to Kaguth [2004-04-22 14:49:40 +0000 UTC]

psst....if I was a guy, and that whole pregnancy bs was to happen to me as well....I'd totally jet...yeah, I'm a bitch.

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malignancy In reply to Kaguth [2004-04-22 14:48:31 +0000 UTC]

ROFL! Now see? that's my kinda guy! Hey, honesty fucking rox, and if you're going to walk out on a girl right away, it's always best to tell her right away, so that if anything should happen....the blame is totally off you, and you can say "Well bitch...I told you so..."HAHA, Ghod, you're fucking awesome. Sorry about that rash, you should have that checked out.lol o my.

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Kaguth [2004-04-21 18:17:15 +0000 UTC]

You should send these lyrics to the Donnas. I could totally see them in a song by them. Good for you being a virgin and all. Just don't wait till you get married to lose your virginity. The person could be horrible in the sack and you'd never know the difference.

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malignancy In reply to Kaguth [2004-04-21 18:56:33 +0000 UTC]

and you know what? I think the Donna's would totally rock at singing this song.lol

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malignancy In reply to Kaguth [2004-04-21 18:55:58 +0000 UTC]

I already know that hon, I just haven't found anyone that I feel like saying....alright, you can take me. Most people complain about how their first was an asshole or bitch, and so I'd like to at least find someone decent to fuck...so, you know....haha, it's not a moral issue though....I'm a fucking perv, if not a little too kinky, and I fucking love it.

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AngelY2Knight [2004-04-19 19:05:51 +0000 UTC]

jojojojo! nice! and cute ( in a very pervert and kinky way )

is good, and kind of inspiration

Im gonna get laid jajajajaja!

i like this part:

Let's have sex in the U.K.,
Or we can fuck on a jet plane.
We can do it in a Walmart Superstore.
Fuck, I don't care, I just want to score!



you should be proud of yourself...!!

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malignancy In reply to AngelY2Knight [2004-04-19 21:05:40 +0000 UTC]

haha, I guess. I'm glad you like it though.

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AngelY2Knight In reply to malignancy [2004-04-19 21:50:16 +0000 UTC]

Yeah! i do like it

and i like you


bye!

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malignancy In reply to AngelY2Knight [2004-04-19 21:57:36 +0000 UTC]

heehee.like-wise.

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Mac3 [2004-04-17 03:19:01 +0000 UTC]

Well I hope after all that you got some? I see a few places not even I have done it in yet? LMAO. Hope all is well

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malignancy In reply to Mac3 [2004-04-17 03:48:00 +0000 UTC]

haha, nope, still a virgin...we just wrote this cause we were bored.

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Mac3 In reply to malignancy [2004-04-17 06:24:59 +0000 UTC]

Surely you jest? LOL, but if not good for you glad all is well.

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malignancy In reply to Mac3 [2004-04-17 07:14:35 +0000 UTC]

I do not jest my friend...it's one of the few things I pride myself on these days.

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Mac3 In reply to malignancy [2004-04-17 14:49:59 +0000 UTC]

Well as I said good for you dear. WOW

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malignancy In reply to Mac3 [2004-04-18 01:45:39 +0000 UTC]

lol.

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rockisdeaddclxvi [2004-04-16 23:38:03 +0000 UTC]

lol..nice...
dw

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malignancy In reply to rockisdeaddclxvi [2004-04-17 01:53:43 +0000 UTC]

lol, thanx.

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thanamosity [2004-04-16 18:15:46 +0000 UTC]

hhmmmm i havnt done it in a cement truck....yet!

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malignancy In reply to thanamosity [2004-04-16 18:17:49 +0000 UTC]

haha, jesus, seriously..who would want to...it just rhymed.rofl!

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thanamosity In reply to malignancy [2004-04-16 18:21:06 +0000 UTC]

it sounds fun
its warm wet and constantly moving around and around
sounds better then sex in a meat locker

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malignancy In reply to thanamosity [2004-04-16 18:24:28 +0000 UTC]

eww....but if you're in a cement truck, you might get stuck...that rhymes too.haha

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thanamosity In reply to malignancy [2004-04-16 18:41:16 +0000 UTC]

we when ever i fuck cats i run the same risk

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malignancy In reply to thanamosity [2004-04-16 18:47:08 +0000 UTC]

ROFL!!! jesus...

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