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PMSingYou groaned as you clutched your lower abdomen, but why the hell do you bother? It won't take way the pain and uncomfortableness that you were experiencing! You were walking through the hallways of the Scouting Legion HQ. Well actually, you were more or less trudging. Little thoughts kept running through you kind like. 'Why can't guys get periods instead!' And 'why the hell am I here? I don't want to be in the fucking military today!' You know, the usual thoughts that came the same time of the month as your... Your.... Well you know.
You had skipped training today with Mike and you were trying you absolute best to keep a low profile so you could sneak into you room and lie down on your back to sleep off the worst of 'it'.
'Why did I have to get cramps? Why did this have to happen today? Why did it have to happen EVER? FUCK MY LI-' you thoughts where interrupted when you turned the corner and bumped into a very briskly walking Corporal. You yelp as his hand hit your abdomen and you fell backwards into the wall.
"What the fuck...?" Levi growled. You immediately straighten up as best as you could. "S-sorry sir!" You stuttered out and quickly slapped your fist over your heart. Well actually you missed your heart and you hand hit something lower... "Owwww!" You moaned clutching your chest and attempting to recover from you stupidly punching yourself in the boob.
Today was NOT your day.
Levi looked extremely irritated at your behaviour. "Cadet (Last) what the fuck are you moaning about?!" He ordered. You felt something snap inside of you and you stood up to shout right back at him. "OH NOTHING DONT BOTHER HELPING ITS NOT LIKE IM IN SOME SERIOUS PAIN YOU DICK!" You emotions flared up and you didn't even think about the consequences of your words.
"EXCUSE ME CADET?!" He looked livid at you, his steely blue eyes flared up and he took and aggressive stance.
"I SAID DONT BOTHER HELPING ME BECAUSE ITS NOT LIKE IM IN SERIOUS PAIN, THEN I PROCEEDED TO CALL YOU A DICK!" You yelled back at him.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU (LAST)? DID YOU MISS OUT ON THE FACT THAT IM YOUR SUPERIOR AND LIKE TO KICK SERIOUS ASS WHEN AGGRAVATED? WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER?"
"NOT LIKE YOUD UNDERSTAND, YOURE A GUY!" With that you barrelled past him before he could come up with another remark. You bolted to your dorm and crumpled onto your cot. Then, for some reason, you started crying and fell asleep in on top of your tear stained pillow.
Time skip~
It had been five days since your incident with Levi and you had finally gotten over that hellish period. In that time though, you had processed how deep in shit you were with Levi and you tried to avoid him as much as possible.
This turned out to be harder than you thought since the man was practically everywhere inspecting the entire castle for dirt every flipping day. But you had managed to do it thankfully and after another hard day of ducking around corners to avoid Levi, you treated yourself to a long, hot, shower.
When you turned off the water and shook the drops out of your messy (h/l) (h/c) hair, you grappled for your towel which was hanging on the hook outside of the shower. Only it wasn't. It wasn't there at freaking all! "Shit!" You yelled. You must have forgotten it in your dorm. You had only one option. Run back to your dorm stark naked and risk someone seeing you.
You slowly crept out of the washroom and peered out of the door. No one in sight, good. You thought you quietly raced through the hallway, turning corners at the speed of light. You were so close, you could see the dorm! But the gods were not on your side. Not today. You heard voices coming your way. Blocking your path to solitude. Having no other choice, you ducked into the nearest door to avoid the people and quickly shut the door behind you. You looked around the room you were in and instantly regretting your decision to go in there. Everything was spotless, not a speck of dirt was present anywhere. Which could only mean one thing, you had stumbled into Levi Heichou's room. "Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit!" You cursed silently. The voices you had heard neared the door and now that they were closer you could distinctively hear that the two men talking were the corporal and the commander.
"Oh man I'm screwed." You breathed. You quickly looked for a hiding spot and slipped into the Corporals dresser. You held your breath as you hid amongst the clothes of your superior. Clothes... Clothes! You knew you would get caught eventually, at least you could hide some of your dignity. You grabbed a shirt that was hung up and slipped into it. Levi scent now engulfed you and you coward into the corner of the dresser.
You heard the door open as Levi walked into the room, from the crack in between the doors of the dresser you could see him as he took off his cravat and rolled up the sleeves of his shirt. Then he stopped. Abruptly. And stared RIGHT AT YOU. "Cadet what the fuck are you doing in my dresser? Looking for a show?" You stayed in the dresser but didn't hesitate to answer.
"No sir! Just got caught up is all..." Levi narrowed his eyes. "Are you wearing my shirt?" You squeak as he made a move to open the door. "Um maybe..." The corporal pulled you out of the dresser and pushed you across the room. "Cadet why are you in my room, hiding in my dresser, wearing my shirt, and wearing nothing BUT my shirt?" You stuttered and mumbled incoherent noises. Trying to explain your predicament. Levi stopped you and walked right up to you. "It's creepy, but it's also kinda hot..." He smirked and ran his thumb over your bottom lip.
You didn't hesitate to tangle your hand in his hair and pulled him in for a passionate kiss. After a minute the two of you pulled away for air. Levi smiled at you. "This ought to be easy since you're already half naked." Then he dove in to suckle at your neck.
(One incredibly sexy scene later)
You were lying ontop of Levi's chest, pressing your body against his. "You've been avoiding me (First)" Levi said as he twirled a lock of your hair on his finger. "Because I yelled at you, remember?" You looked up at him. "Oh yeah, extra chores for one month for that Cadet." He told you with a smile. You scrunched up your face. "I hate you." He laughed and kissed your forehead.
"Love you too (First)."
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Comments: 123
PuppyPlayer100 [2018-04-15 22:04:23 +0000 UTC]
What the hell dose PMSing mean I am a girl should I know Ethan that means XD
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anime-forever-more [2017-08-27 23:09:58 +0000 UTC]
URGH, I hate being on my ' not so pleasantΒ week' i always get real clingy and so savage and sassy. This one time I was in school and an annoying guy started messing with my backpack. So me being annoyed turned around and beat the living crap out of the guy. He ended up having a bloody nose and a black eye. But then I realised what I was doing and started crying, I got down on my knees and huggedΒ (it looked like I was trying to suffocate him) him, then stopped, got up and walked away. I never got caught though cause I'mΒ usually the nerdy kid who does as they're told.
Fair to say that no one bothers me during ma week sent by Satan.
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anime-forever-more In reply to anime-forever-more [2017-08-27 23:12:52 +0000 UTC]
Anyway, iΒ really enjoyed this fanfic so THANKYOUΒ
*runs up and glomps reader-san
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sangstertommeh [2016-08-28 11:07:32 +0000 UTC]
once i was going through period cramps in my class
we were learning PKN,basically things in Indonesia
i was kinda like the PKN teacher's fav because i always score the highest
then when she made us to groups,one guy (who's suddenly my crush) tapped my shoulder when i was srsly stressed about my cramps
and i punched him
right in the face
yes,i made his nosebleed
and good thing the teacher is a girl,so she understands about girls pissing off during period cramps XD
and since then,my classmates are very very careful,and sometimes would ask me if im on my period or nah
welp XD
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YukihiraAyumi251 In reply to sangstertommeh [2016-10-06 04:15:36 +0000 UTC]
Omg lol same here dont worry girl but I probably would have gotten in trouble instead lol
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Epicmeowford5458 [2016-07-17 20:43:14 +0000 UTC]
I don't really get over emotional...
I just get really lazy and I want to cuddle with my family and my one friend (just because he is a guy doesn't imply anything!)
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Kokona1Zakone [2016-04-15 19:49:06 +0000 UTC]
Lol I was going through period cramps but my gym teacher made me run around the field with the other girls anyway so I was already in a bad mood when I got to geography and someone started leaning on my chair...
I legit punched him in the face and the teacher was there I'm pretty sure he saw it but he did nothing XD
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Mandyloved In reply to Kokona1Zakone [2016-05-14 13:41:38 +0000 UTC]
XD that's a pretty funny story
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Kokona1Zakone In reply to Mandyloved [2016-06-06 18:59:52 +0000 UTC]
Lol yeah, now people know not to mess with me XD
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Femdenmark92 [2016-02-06 05:00:16 +0000 UTC]
I turn into a pissed off mikasa and tch like levi during pms XD
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ilianasmiley [2016-01-14 20:57:40 +0000 UTC]
i read this on my period :00 Β dang XD after reading this i think i stopped PMSing this was funny as heck i can relate to the missing towel tho that happens to me alot XD
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Mandyloved In reply to ilianasmiley [2016-01-15 05:23:49 +0000 UTC]
Oh well I'm glad it's relatable! I thought I was the only one!
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CaptianShrimp [2015-11-17 02:03:12 +0000 UTC]
Not my day ? You mean not my fucking week, lol this totally got my out of my rude ass mood and I laughed way too hard then I probably should have xDΒ
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YangDDDJ24 [2015-11-12 02:35:36 +0000 UTC]
I get seriously angry when I PMS not sad or anything else just angry
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Mandyloved In reply to YangDDDJ24 [2015-12-25 04:51:48 +0000 UTC]
Ahaha well I guess that's being a woman for ya!
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i-have-no-life-123 [2015-08-14 09:44:27 +0000 UTC]
"I SAID DONT BOTHER HELPING ME BECAUSE ITS NOT LIKE IM IN SERIOUS PAIN, THEN I PROCEEDED TO CALL YOU A DICK!" You yelled back at him.
I laughed too hart cuz it sounds exactly like something i would say....
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Mandyloved In reply to i-have-no-life-123 [2015-08-14 18:29:57 +0000 UTC]
Lol I be in sync with my readers π
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Emmachan44 In reply to Mandyloved [2017-04-20 01:59:42 +0000 UTC]
When I PMS I lay on the ground in a ball and Clutch my stomach during recess,My frands are like " Lets leave Emma only " My BFFs Like " Do you want me here or nah " then I legit cry and scream " DONT LEAVE ME VITA!!! " While grabbing her xD
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Jewsters1986 [2015-08-07 10:53:57 +0000 UTC]
LOL i can relate to this!
I get cramps so bad that i end up on the sofa with a hot water bottle and a box of painkillers feeling like i'm dyingΒ Β
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Mandyloved In reply to Jewsters1986 [2015-08-07 16:07:34 +0000 UTC]
You know, this is how I ended up dating my boyfriend XD I just realized and I wrote this before I started dating him! I got really fed up with some friends cause hormones and then he calmed me down XD
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Pastellic-Chan [2015-06-22 08:50:43 +0000 UTC]
NO LEVI PLEASE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!
IT WAS MY PERIOD AND THEN I WAS IN THE SHOWER, FORGOT MY TOWEL, RAN FULLY NAKED FOR MY ROOM, I WOUND UP IN YOURS, AND GOT CLOTHES CAUSE I WAS SCARED AND NOW HERE WE ARE
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Mandyloved In reply to Pastellic-Chan [2015-08-10 10:56:08 +0000 UTC]
Oh. If only it was that simple xD
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Pastellic-Chan In reply to Mandyloved [2015-08-10 15:48:07 +0000 UTC]
the period struggle is real..
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Pastellic-Chan [2015-06-22 08:47:53 +0000 UTC]
I realized that I don't get cramps or cravings during mine
just have to feel the ickiness of pads.
I HAVE RESPECT FOR YOU LADIES WHO DO GET CRAMPS/CRAVINGS
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IshKat In reply to Pastellic-Chan [2016-05-23 23:27:00 +0000 UTC]
i DON'T GET CRAVINGS I GET CRAMPS BUT AGREED!
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Everyonesdiferent In reply to Pastellic-Chan [2015-10-16 02:25:59 +0000 UTC]
SAME TO ALL THE WEMON OUT THERE THAT DO GET CRAMPS/CRAVINGS!!!! (I don't get those thing )
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Mandyloved In reply to Pastellic-Chan [2015-08-10 10:55:42 +0000 UTC]
If only the guys understood! XD I have a friend who says that girls can't use the "im on my period" thing as an excuse for anything because it's "not as bad as you make it up to be"
the sassy bitch got kicked for his comment never said anything like it again! Score Mandy-1 sassy bitch-0
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Pastellic-Chan In reply to Mandyloved [2015-08-10 15:48:35 +0000 UTC]
WOOO!!!
Fuck that guy >
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BucketsOfFandoms [2015-04-05 18:10:36 +0000 UTC]
........am i the only person who doesn't get cramps during mine?
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Kokona1Zakone In reply to BucketsOfFandoms [2016-04-15 19:50:50 +0000 UTC]
O.o
Wow you're hella lucky
You don't have to writhe in pain on the floor with a box of painkillers and a million chocolate wrappers XD
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Mandyloved In reply to BucketsOfFandoms [2015-04-23 00:21:33 +0000 UTC]
Probably! Just be grateful... They suck
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MeadowRose02 [2014-12-13 05:10:14 +0000 UTC]
"I SAID DONT BOTHER HELPING ME BECAUSE ITS NOT LIKE IM IN SERIOUS PAIN, THEN I PROCEEDED TO CALL YOU A DICK!
OH MY GOD I laughed SO hard at this
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Mandyloved In reply to MeadowRose02 [2015-01-21 00:09:50 +0000 UTC]
It's an actual thing I once said to my director and he back off so fast!
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DoctorWHOligan [2014-11-09 07:31:07 +0000 UTC]
Because when I get menstrual cramps... I sneak into Levi's room, wear nothing but his shirt, rummage through his shit, and then do naughty things with him when he gets back XD
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Mandyloved In reply to DoctorWHOligan [2015-01-21 00:09:16 +0000 UTC]
And I hope you don't have a problem with that!
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kaerie13 [2014-10-28 11:17:13 +0000 UTC]
So Levi woohooed with Reader-chan after period? But that's like the most fertile period of the month... OMFG MINI LEVIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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Everyonesdiferent In reply to kaerie13 [2015-10-16 02:28:18 +0000 UTC]
Its actually AFTER she gets her period sorry for any disappointment
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