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Published: 2012-01-04 02:44:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 149; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 1
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Question to discuss:
Who is Ducky?
You: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
You: I AM DUCKY
Stranger: I FOUND YOU DUCKY!
You: QUACK
You: QUACK QUACK
Stranger: I thought I lost you!
Stranger: What a relief.
You: you didnt lose me, you just left me outside ALONE for three hours
You: i thought you didnt love me anymore D:
You: WHY ANTONIO, WHY?
Stranger: ......my bad. Sorry Ducky but daddy needed some time to fuck your mom.
You: oh ok
You: but
Stranger: BUT WHAT
You: couldnt you have just let me inside?
You: I MEAN LIKE
You: ITS -40 DEGREES OUTSIDE MAN
Stranger: Kinky duck sex with your mother?
Stranger: I'll pass
You: NO
You: I FROZE MY QUACKER OFF MAN
You: THAT ISNT REMOVABLE
Stranger: LIFES A BITCH.
You: I HAVE FROSTBITE ON MY WING
You: WELL
You: SO ARE YOU
You: //sobsob
Stranger: YOU UNGRATEFUL ASSHOLE.
Stranger: I'm done.
You: D:
You: NO WAIT
You: im sorry.
You: I WAS JUST JEALOUS OF MOM
Stranger: ......yes. That is what I thought.
You: I WANT KINKY DUCK SEX TOO
Stranger: LETS HAVE A DUCK FUCKING PARTY WITH YOUR MOTHER.
You: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Stranger: I'll bring the dildo!
You: AND THEN WE CAN DO THAT THING WITH THE PINEAPPLE AND THE YOYO
You:
Stranger: FUCK YEAH I JUST CUMMED ALL OVER MY ROOM
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Comments: 6
Daiyousei-Chan [2012-01-04 03:12:00 +0000 UTC]
This. What is it. I don't know. But I don't care.
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