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mattdjedi01 [2017-05-22 15:29:08 +0000 UTC]

(I look out into the audience and notice this lovely woman sitting there, watching my magic show.) "Excuse me, miss," I say and I hold out my hand to her, inviting her up on stage, "would you please be my assistant for this next act? I must warn you, I am going to ask you to lie down in a box to be sawed in half, and I will need to remove your shoes!"

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