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I know I am super late in seeing this but this has to be said.
"Ladies, Ladies; you're both pretty."
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Dude, if that were to actually happen.
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You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?
CASE ONE -
Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead.
CASE TWO -
Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life.
CASE THREE -
Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.
Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED
We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to...
NO PEOPLE - You're going to die.
1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life.
5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die.
15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Bloody Mary
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lh6.googleusercontent.com/-GxO…
In case anyone out there has anxiety about these kinds of things
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I love how people believe this crap
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Oh god like how you report this stuff
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I love how your profile icon goes so well with what you said, even if it'll probably be changed by the time someone reads this.
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Was it prettyface Ford?
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....I can't remember!!!
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Me: Aw, they're bonding. ^^
(Hey, at least it's not like some of the arguments from the actual show.)
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I just love this comment due to how accurate it is, but yeah. They don't need to rub it in like that.
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:33< yeah we know stan's talking about scaryoke, land before swine and gideon rises
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To think, this was before we learned the full severity of their problems
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Yeah..... Now that was a shit show and do mean the episode.
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Ford started an underground research facility and ran a newspaper company at the same time.
BOOM. Done.
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Dipper and Mabel really shouldn't be commenting
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First of all, what is testerone, and second, how does Mabel know about it?
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It's a steroid hormone that stimulates development of male secondary sexual characteristics, produced mainly in the testes, but also in the ovaries and adrenal cortex. (definition from google)
Also, Mabel could have known about it in that body-swapping incident in Carpet Diem, in which she was in Dipper's body and Stan gave her a talk about "the birds and the bees"
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And in 'The Last Mablecorn', where Wendy said, "Just pretend I'm a boy, *Puts up hair like a mustache* (In a deep voice) Testosterone."
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Ah. Well, that makes more sense. Thanks!
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Plus she's the Pinkie Pie of Gravity Falls.
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I ENSLAVED YOUR DIMENSION FOR MY OWN PURPOSES WHICH WERE TO PARTY AND HAVE BECOME PART OF THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE.
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I had a bowl of nails for breakfast.... without any milk
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*trembles* Uh...I-I'm sorry for hold you up sir, go right on ahead
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OH YEAH?! Well I killed Gregory's mother! How about THAT?
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