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MasterofAeons — Breakfast of Test Subject 1498
Published: 2011-04-23 00:03:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 1969; Favourites: 51; Downloads: 16
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This may not be funny, but I REALLY wanted to draw Wheatley.Related content
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Oh my god no.
The first time I said Wheatley, somebody in real life was like "CEREAL?!"
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Thanks! Think you can sculpt me some cereal bits?
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Small brown flakes? hmmm I don't know, sounds mighty difficult...
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No, just the marshmallow bits. Potatoes, cubes, turrets, tumors, the like...
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ooh... XD Probably could hehe
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And part of a balanced breakfast! Don't forget to eat your rhubarb, kids!
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PFF! lol. 'bout time someone figured that one out.
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Did GLaD-Oh's ever happen? I'd hate to think this isn't a unique idea.
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Well I found a deviation featuring GLaDO's... xD
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"I don't know what you are eating but I do not like it."
That's probably what GLaDOS would say anyway.
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My analysis of that cereal reveals 10.1 grams of fat per serving as well as 19.6 grams of sugar. I am not implying that you shouldn't eat it. The more tests we do the better you look. Recalibrating next test chamber for maximum weight capacity.
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If you have to defecate after eating Wheatleys, please see us first. Because what comes out of you is likely to be nuclear. This is normal, but may be in fact permanent. If this occurs, do not stop eating Wheatleys, as it will lead to further disorders.
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And probably tumors. But we can remove those.
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Oh, you should check out my TF2/One Piece Crossover art. The Chopper Scout would probably make you happy.
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The breakfast of morons! Wonder if there's cake or potato shaped marshmallows?
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I put in Wheatley bits, but let's say there's cake, cubes and potato shapes. At the bottom of each box is a ticket good for a free trip to the Aperture Science labs for testing and the opportunity to further science.
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Aperture Science is not responsible for any injuries suffered while consuming Wheatly's. Side effects may include turning your blood to peanut oil, craving for potatoes, or digestive injury from fiberglass surface resins.
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Oh yes, them too. And don't forget the trip in Borealis ship too-- *where everyone had an accident in Arctic.
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The disclaimers are too numerous to number. Please make a stamp of your signature for use in the phonebook sized waiver tome.
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If you cannot make a stamp for the rapid imprinting of your signature for your own use and the usage of Aperture Scientists, one will be provided for you. You will find the enclosed signature stamp in the manilla envelope, as well as copies of all of your signed waiver forms. Now get in there and do some science!
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