HOME | DD
MasterZalgo β Why Chu People Dun Like Me
Published: 2015-03-06 18:37:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 324; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 0
Redirect to original
Description
Chibi Offendy: all I doin is bein maselfΒ Slenda be himself an mess with kidz yall neva fussed about dat Twenda bein a bully ta people out a twend all da time n yall neva fussed about that an SplendaΒ b doin rainbow grafitey n yall neva fuss bout dat HOW CUM U LET DEM BE DEMSELVES BUT U DUN LET ME B MASELF!!!!!Related content
Comments: 77
HAHAHA!!!
Offendy: Yu mean..... *runs off crying*
π: 0 β©: 1
Bleeding rose: smexy...... OMG THERES THE ROSE LOVER *she floats to him*
hurr hurr hurrr right offender only a ghoslikes u >:3
π: 0 β©: 1
Offendy: O_O AAAAAHHHHHH!!! I'M SCARED OF GHOSTS!!! *runs away*
π: 0 β©: 1
Bleeding rose: ai aint fully ghost stupid *whaks me*
OW
π: 0 β©: 1
Me: Offendy, stop hiding behind me...
Offender: NO.... She's scary.... *shaking behind me*
π: 0 β©: 1
BR: well thank u -.- *floats away*
π: 0 β©: 1
Offendy: I-is she gone....? *trembling in fear*
Me: Yeeeeeessssss....... π
π: 0 β©: 1
Offendy: Nuuuuuu I'm not! *frowns * meanie...
Me: *laughs* yes, he is~
π: 0 β©: 1
YES U R U INSECURE ROSE LOVING LOOSER
π: 0 β©: 1
Offendy: *cries* why he so mean!?!?
Me: Oh for crying out loud....
π: 0 β©: 1
Me: Yeah... Cause he is....
Offendy: WAAAAH!!! *runs off crying*
Me: YOU'RE A BIG BABY!!!! HAHA!!!
π: 0 β©: 1
lol gud 1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
π: 0 β©: 1
Me: Haha! Yeah keep running baby!!!
Offendy: *trips over* WAAAAH!!!
Me: *facepalms* ugh.... Idiot...
π: 0 β©: 1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough
π: 0 β©: 1
Offendy: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *crying on the floor kicking his feet*
Me: BIG BABY!!!! BOO HOO!!! CRY TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!
π: 0 β©: 1
AGH WILL U SHUT UP WHINY BRAT UR GIVJN ME A HEADACHE YOUR SO DAMNB ANOY DONT U JUST GO CRIN TO SPLENDOR AND SEE IF HE CARES!
π: 0 β©: 1
Splendy: GET THAT CRY BABY AWAY FROM ME!!!! *trembling in fear*
Offendy: WAAAAAAAAH!!!! *runs back punching you in the face* you're so mean! *cries on my shoulder*
Me: You're getting your tears on my f***king shirt.... *pissed*
π: 0 β©: 1
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH *knocks offendy out* damn I wish he was normal age now *holds head*
π: 0 β©: 1
Me: Wait.... He ain't a grown up...? What happened....?
Splendy: Ugh.... Thank god.... He was a cry baby when he was little.... Uuuuuugh....
π: 0 β©: 1
*turns him normal* ughhhhhhh
π: 0 β©: 1
Offendy: *yawns*.... What.... Huh...?
π: 0 β©: 1
*about to snap* *glares at offender violently walking to him*
π: 0 β©: 1
Offendy: *slightly dazed* huh.....? Hallo.... Hi.....
Me: *snickers*
π: 0 β©: 1
*start punching him*
π: 0 β©: 1
Offender: OWOWOW!!! ABUSE ABUSE *cries again* WAAAAAH!!!! CHILD ABUSE!!!!!
π: 0 β©: 1
YOUR A GROWN MAN FIGHT LIKE A MAN NOW D:< *eyes flash*
π: 0 β©: 1
Offender: *having a tantrum* YOU BULLY!!!
Me: Ugh.... *facepalms*
π: 0 β©: 1
Offender: *crawls away* eeehh....
Me: You p***y~
π: 0 β©: 1
Me: Offendy.... Stupid little brat he is... Ain't ya?
Offendy: Eeeehh... *waving his arms about*
Me: Thought as much....
Offendy: Stop it....
π: 0 β©: 1
Me: *punches him across the face* YOU WHINEY B***H!!! ACT LIKE YOURSELF NOW!!!
Offender: *starts crying* WAAAAAH!!!!
Me: Oh for f**ks sake!
π: 0 β©: 1
*kicks him in the face*
π: 0 β©: 1
Offendy: WAAAAH!!!! Why did you do that!?!?
Me: *sigh* look... C-can you stop being a baby....
π: 0 β©: 1
I will so regret this but *licks offender* hey 
Addy: this should fix him I don't c y it wouldn't
π: 0 β©: 1
Offender: *sniffs* WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Me: No.... I think you broke him even more.... *more irritated*
Offender: HE TOUCHED ME INAPPROPRIATELY!!! WAAAAAH!!!!
π: 0 β©: 1
~le timeskip~
did he stop yet
π: 0 β©: 1
Me: D[ he still at it!
Offender: WAAAAAH!
π: 0 β©: 1
plz go to sleep offender...
π: 0 β©: 1
Offender: *gets scared* please don't stab me....
Me: Ugh... He's not Jeff idiot....
π: 0 β©: 1
in this condition I couldn't even if I wanted to...
π: 0 β©: 1
Me: Oh... *whacks him across the head*
Offender: *put his hands over his head* OW.... W-why did you d-do that....? *starts crying again*
Me: *rubs him* god damn my life......
π: 0 β©: 1
*throws rose infront offender*
π: 0 β©: 1
Offender: Ooo~ *pounces on it and nibbles on it*
Me: He's a cat now...?
π: 0 β©: 1
| Next =>