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Description Big Macintosh Audio Diary: Freezing Pipes


Redheart, ah know Medical Pavillon is yer manor, but ya’ll might want t’ cogitate on this: ocean water is colda’ than ah dragon’s tit. Ya don't heat tha pipes, tha pipes freeze. Pipes freeze, pipes burst. Then Rapture leaks. Now, ah realize yer ah posh sort o’ geezer, an’ frankly, ah don't give ah toss if ya’ll piss o’ go fishin’. Bu’ once Rapture starts leaking, tha ol’ gal's neva’ gonna stop. And then ah’ll be sure t’ tell mah Sis she's got ya’ll t’ thank.

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Big Macintosh Audio Diary: Rapture Changing


Rapture's changin’, but mah sis can't see tha wolves in th’ woods. This pinkamena feller... she's turned into ah crook an’ ah propa tea leaf, but she's got the ADAM, and that makes her th’ guv'nor. she's sinkin’ tha profits back into bigger an’ bett’r Plasmids, buildin’ them Pinkie Poorhouses... mo’ like Pinkie recruiting cent’rs... b’fore’ we know it, th’ nut-job’s gonna have an army o’ splicer ponies, and we're gonna have ourselves ah whole heap o’ miseries.

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Big Macintosh Audio Diary: Eden Leaking


If things weren't bad enough, it seems that ev’n our water system's sprung ah leak. Eeyep, that's right. Tha irrigation system in Arcadia is takin’ on seawater. Ah told Mah sis when we were building this place; either ya build ‘er like ah bathtub, o’ she's gonna turn into ah sewer. "Nah, Mac," she said, "we ain’t gonna build no bathtub... we're gonna build Eden."

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Big Macintosh Audio Diary: Becoming the General Contractor


Ah became tha Gen’ral Contract’r fer mah sis the day me an’ tha lads were installin’ tha bathroom plumbin’ up in her posh Park Avenue digs. 'Hey!' says she, 'what's with all tha brass fittin’s? Gen’ral contract’r had meh down fer th’ tin.' 'Well,' ah says, 'ah supposed it's tha contract’r then who'll be bailing out yer loo once a fortnight, ain’t it? If it's price ya’ll a’ worried ‘bout, ah'll be pickin’ up th’ brass, so not t’ worry, squire.' 'An’ why would ya’ll be doin’ that,' says she? 'Well, sis, profit r’ not, no pony bails water out o’ privies built by Big Macintosh.' The next day ah finds out, ah’m mah sis’ new gen’ral contract’r.

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Big Macintosh Audio Diary: Arresting Pinkamena


Applejack, sis, ah believe in Rapture. But that don’t mean we always win. Pinkie Futuristics is tha biggest thin’ goin’ in Rapture. So let meh be plain: when we arrest tha’ nut-job Pinkamena fer her thieving’ and smugglin’, we mus’ make it clear that we won't touch her business interests. We sit on tha Counc’l ‘cause these poor ponies trust us... not ‘cause Celestia an’ Luna gave us ah chair.

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Big Macintosh Audio Diary: Seeing Ghosts


Seems like some po’ ponies ‘ave started seein’ ghosts. Ghosts! Sis tells meh it's ah side effect o’ this Plasmid business. One po’ pony's mem’ries getting’ passed on t’ another through genetic samplin’. Leaks. Lunatics. Rebellion. And now bleedin’ ghosts. Ain't life in Rapture grand?

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Big Macintosh Audio Diary: Pinkamena's Army


pinkamena knew our ponies wer’ comin’. We wer’ done ova’. Them splicer ponies come screamin’ out th’ woodwork. Burpin’ fire, spittin’ ice... demons out o’ pony hell they were. Neva’ seen nothin’ like it. It wasn't ah business she was buildin’, it was an army.

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Big Macintosh Audio Diary: Guns Blazing


Tha good ponies o’ Rapture didn't sign up t’ see us gov’nr’ment-types shuttin’ down shops, killin’ their owners... even with ah lunatic like Pinkamena. But she brung it upon ‘erself. 'Stead of coppin’ it on th’ chin, bugg’r gets into her head that she's gonna go down guns blazin’. Who does she think she is? John bloody Mane? We can get on top o’ this. We can. Here's what we do: we find Pinkamena's will and make what was her’s go t’ where it was intend’d - and not into tha pockets of us tha’ put 'er into th’ ground.

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Big Macintosh Audio Diary: Pinkamena's Legacy


Strikes meh that Pinkamena wasn't overly inc’nvenienced by ‘er own demise. On New Year's Eve, her wretched splicer ponies came streamin’ out o’ th’ poor houses an’ stormed tha proverbial barricades! Tha dead rot in th’ streets, and citizens ah’ lined up ‘round th’ block fer Plasmids... anythin’ t’ help fend off th’ rabble.

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Big Macintosh Audio Diary: Genetic Arms Race


Ah begged mah sis t’ hand Pinkie Futuristics over t’ pinkamena’s' ponies as ah peace offerin’, but mah stupid sis won't listen t’ reason. 'Stead she's just splicing her mob up, givin’ ‘em more an’ tougher Plasmids. There's an arms race on here in Rapture, but it's not ‘bout who can build tha best guns and th’ biggest bombs. It's ‘bout who can become less of ah pony and mo’ of ah monster...

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Big Macintosh Audio Diary: Applejack Takes Pinkie Futuristics


Sis nation’lized Pinkie Futuristics - she owns it now, lock, stock an’ barrel. ‘Fer tha good o’ th’ city’, she says. She'll break it up in due time, she says. Ah've resigned from th’ Council an’ lodged meh letter o’ protest, but that's just pissin’ in th’ wind. It'll be war, ah say... unless somepony stops mah sis and right fast.

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Big Macintosh Audio Diary: Stopping Applejack


ah’ve nev’r killed ah pony, let alone ah memb’r o’ mah own fam’ly . But this is what things ‘ave come to. ah don't know if killing mah sis will stop th’ war, but ah know it won't stop while that mare breathes. Ah’m on mah way ta see Pinkamena t’ make amends with ‘er. Ah’m gonna need ’er help fer this. Ah love mah sis more than anythin’ else, But ah love Rapture. If ah have t’ kill one t’ save th’ other, so be it. Ah just hope that Pinkamena will let meh make amends, an’ help meh out…

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Comments: 65

MetaDragonArt In reply to ??? [2014-04-27 03:20:57 +0000 UTC]

poor him :C and yeah XP

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Spacelady2012 In reply to MetaDragonArt [2014-04-27 06:32:55 +0000 UTC]

I was going to say that:
Miss Cherilee could portray Nina Carnigea from Bioshock 2.

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MetaDragonArt In reply to Spacelady2012 [2014-04-28 21:13:38 +0000 UTC]

ooooooooooooooooooo she could!

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Spacelady2012 In reply to MetaDragonArt [2014-04-29 06:35:27 +0000 UTC]

Glad that I could help!

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Autotrooper42 [2012-09-15 02:21:45 +0000 UTC]

Ah, you brony blokes av gone and taken over another fandom, eh? Pushy buggers.

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MetaDragonArt In reply to Autotrooper42 [2012-09-17 03:07:05 +0000 UTC]

nope, it's just me and a couple others (literally)

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Autotrooper42 In reply to MetaDragonArt [2012-09-19 00:14:50 +0000 UTC]

What other fellows would that be, eh?

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MetaDragonArt In reply to Autotrooper42 [2012-09-19 00:53:05 +0000 UTC]

idk, just whoever made mlp-bioshock pics

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Autotrooper42 In reply to MetaDragonArt [2012-09-19 21:12:17 +0000 UTC]

I'D LIKE TO RIP OUT THEIR SPINES AND SODOMIZE THEIR ARSES WITH 'EM RARRGHHHHHH

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MetaDragonArt In reply to Autotrooper42 [2012-09-20 00:08:22 +0000 UTC]

oh gawd XD

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Autotrooper42 In reply to MetaDragonArt [2012-09-20 00:14:43 +0000 UTC]

sad, but true. Also, fun.

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MetaDragonArt In reply to Autotrooper42 [2012-09-20 00:20:32 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Autotrooper42 In reply to MetaDragonArt [2012-09-20 00:43:40 +0000 UTC]

Lel

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Heartbeatstildefeat [2012-09-14 05:22:38 +0000 UTC]

"Colda' than ah dragons tit" ...WHAT!?

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MetaDragonArt In reply to Heartbeatstildefeat [2012-09-14 05:51:53 +0000 UTC]

haha XD

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Heartbeatstildefeat In reply to MetaDragonArt [2012-09-14 07:46:29 +0000 UTC]

I think that line might very well have blown my mind e_O

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MetaDragonArt In reply to Heartbeatstildefeat [2012-09-14 18:15:33 +0000 UTC]

lmfao XD

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Dr-Siren [2012-09-02 23:32:54 +0000 UTC]

Very fitting for McDonagh

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MetaDragonArt In reply to Dr-Siren [2012-09-04 17:58:33 +0000 UTC]

lol i thought so too

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crossfire-invader [2012-07-12 04:16:08 +0000 UTC]

Big Mac audio diary: (Static)... Eyeup....(Static)

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MetaDragonArt In reply to crossfire-invader [2012-07-13 13:39:09 +0000 UTC]

haha im imagining that now XD

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Team-Friction [2012-05-16 00:46:08 +0000 UTC]

It's a little werid going from an almost natural accent to something that sits on the other side of the world so as to practice voicing Big Mac here.

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MetaDragonArt In reply to Team-Friction [2012-05-17 01:03:26 +0000 UTC]

what?

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Team-Friction In reply to MetaDragonArt [2012-05-17 01:55:44 +0000 UTC]

Going from that English accent to Big Mac's.

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MetaDragonArt In reply to Team-Friction [2012-05-17 06:15:29 +0000 UTC]

i thought i did pretty good on his accent :/

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Team-Friction In reply to MetaDragonArt [2012-05-17 06:50:54 +0000 UTC]

Oh you did. But that's just it. The character that Big Mac is substituting for has a very different accent, one that I am more comfortable using.

What can you do, though? So far none of the FIM characters have had that kind of accent. Even Rarity's has an american twang to it.

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MetaDragonArt In reply to Team-Friction [2012-05-17 17:19:31 +0000 UTC]

what about pipsqueak?

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Team-Friction In reply to MetaDragonArt [2012-05-18 00:14:32 +0000 UTC]

I don't like him.

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MetaDragonArt In reply to Team-Friction [2012-05-18 00:23:57 +0000 UTC]

le gaspe

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Team-Friction In reply to MetaDragonArt [2012-05-18 00:38:37 +0000 UTC]

What? He was annoying.

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MetaDragonArt In reply to Team-Friction [2012-05-18 03:14:37 +0000 UTC]

he was cute XD

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Team-Friction In reply to MetaDragonArt [2012-05-18 05:34:50 +0000 UTC]

A little. But mostly annoying.

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MetaDragonArt In reply to Team-Friction [2012-05-18 06:13:13 +0000 UTC]

le gaspe

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Team-Friction In reply to MetaDragonArt [2012-05-18 06:44:41 +0000 UTC]

Maybe it's just because I don't like children.

Or maybe it was the 'secret butt fun' reference he made.

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MetaDragonArt In reply to Team-Friction [2012-05-18 17:31:50 +0000 UTC]

wait what? O_O

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Team-Friction In reply to MetaDragonArt [2012-05-19 00:01:41 +0000 UTC]

I don't know.

Who are you again?

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MetaDragonArt In reply to Team-Friction [2012-05-22 21:36:46 +0000 UTC]

lol metadragonart

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Team-Friction In reply to MetaDragonArt [2012-05-23 07:13:29 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah.

He said 'scary, but fun'.

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MetaDragonArt In reply to Team-Friction [2012-05-23 14:53:42 +0000 UTC]

.... thats not a reference.

saying something is "scary, but fun" is not a reference...

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Team-Friction In reply to MetaDragonArt [2012-05-23 15:53:50 +0000 UTC]

Oh, you'd be surprised just how closely it comes to the original sentence 'secret but fun'. Even the pronunciation.

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rimrunner15 [2012-04-07 11:18:34 +0000 UTC]

Took me long enough to find this. (Maybe 'cause the thumbnail ain't there)
I'm not sure what to think about Big Mac on this one. He means well, but:
1. Pinkie's goons struck first.
2. He planned on turning on his own sister.

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MetaDragonArt In reply to rimrunner15 [2012-04-08 20:03:04 +0000 UTC]

the thumbnails are glitching badly D: told DA admins about it, but i didnt get the response i was hoping for lol.

yes, pinkie's goons did attack first.

and yes mac did, but, as you can tell by the applejack transmission, mac didn't get to kill AJ. so obviously, something happened to Mac...

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rimrunner15 In reply to MetaDragonArt [2012-05-16 12:58:08 +0000 UTC]

But if he IS alive...

I'll just remind him who hit first. If he doesn't abandon his marehunt by then, I'm putting him down. No second chances.

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MetaDragonArt In reply to rimrunner15 [2012-05-17 01:06:35 +0000 UTC]

that would be interesting to see

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rimrunner15 In reply to MetaDragonArt [2012-05-17 07:23:57 +0000 UTC]

Is there gonna be more of these, or are you in the middle of something else?

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MetaDragonArt In reply to rimrunner15 [2012-05-17 17:19:10 +0000 UTC]

yeah i still got others i havent written the audio diaries or convos for yet

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MapleBurger [2012-03-27 21:28:43 +0000 UTC]

You are amazing.

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MetaDragonArt In reply to MapleBurger [2012-03-28 00:18:15 +0000 UTC]

haha thank you ^^

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Meatabex [2012-03-27 21:11:51 +0000 UTC]

That's some nice writing! Love the dialogue!

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MetaDragonArt In reply to Meatabex [2012-03-28 00:18:45 +0000 UTC]

teehee thanks X3

i love the dialogue tooooo especially the first audio diary XD

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