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MimiTheFox — My Dirty Little Secrets............
Published: 2011-11-14 09:31:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 1275; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 7
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This is for ~xBubbles65x colab!heres all the info if you wanna join it :3 [link]
this was fun, i have plenty more "secrets" but me no wanna share them =3= they is too BIG of secrets
also most people are going to ask questions about some of the "secrets" so heres an explanation for them
I Have Dyslexia and Can't Spell. I hate Reading.
I actually LOVE stories, but can't stand reading it because of my dyslexia. Dyslexia makes me spell things Wrong and have Capitals in the Middle of a sentence for no Reason. Even on the Computer i do it. I love English class and writing story's but lose tons of points for miss spelling things or having incorrect grammar.
I Fear reading out loud, but love Acting
I really cannot read out loud. My best friend is always the one to read the math problems out loud to me. I almost DIE when i have to speak in front of the class or read to them. Everyone laughs at me for saying the wrong word, skipping a sentence, and..reading..like. there is.. a. period... before.. each word. But when it comes to Drama class and acting infront of a camera, im perfectly fine.
I Read Very Slow
Back to the Dyslexia. This causes me to read very slow. I read the same sentence at least twice or i wont get whats going on. The room i'm in has to be completely quite, or a will have no clue what i'm reading. I started reading a book the same time my best friend started reading the second book. she is finished with all 400 pages and already has read 20 pages in the third book. Im still on page 45 of 350 pages.
I'm A Virgin
Sad but true. I am, almost 17, and a Virgin.... never had sex, never been kissed......... i really hate telling people that i am when they ask, but i dont lie........
People Call me A Lesbian because I have never had a BoyFriend.
I am not a lesbian. NOT. and i HATE it when people call me it especially when my best friends boyfriend calls me it. My best friend isn't even soposte to be friends with me, but she still is, and doesn't think i am one. the reason for not boyfriend. I'M SHY! if i ever were to like someone (which i have before) i never will say a word about it. Also in 6th grade, i was asked out by my friends crush as a joke to mess with my friend. it hurt me more then her...
I get called "midget" daily because i'm 4ft 11inchs
Every day, The only time i am not being called a midget is when there isnt school. Contently i am asked how tall i am, and once i tell them, its instantly "OMG YOUR A MIDGET!" or "YOUR LEGALLY A MIDGET WHEN YOUR 18" i really hate it.........
I Hate My Hair
Lets just say my dad's hair is like the old hair style known as "eraser Top" and my moms hair is thick and curly. My hair is a little more like my mothers, Thick and Curly. But the Curl just turns out half curly half wavy. to top it all off its always frizzy! i mean, yeah i can see people's hair gets frizzy from the moister outside, but nope mine is ALWAYS frizzy. to top that, the curl/wave knots up so easy! My bangs are a nightmare. they grow WAY to fast and make me look "emo" with them in my face. They stick up and i have to pin them back with Clippies. I cant EVER have my hair down because them im called a "Midget Troll Doll" all day. also DO NOT TELL ME TO STRAIGHTEN IT! i really do not want to spend over 3 hours straightening my hair and have it "pretty" for only 2days...
I'm almost 17, but everyone thinks i'm 12-14.
Walk into a restaurant "Okay so 2 kids menus?" Sits at seat and orders drinks *kids cup comes*. Goes to the dentist, gets talked to like a baby. Now that one i dont get.... i hate the "baby" voice they use with me there, "Okay sweetie, so i'm going to lay your chair back. Sweetie, move up for me. Okay so sweetie you really need to brush your gums. That way all the icky germs called cavities dont get stuck up there and make your teeth get all black, you see that sweetie? That is because you need to brush your gums. Okay all done, you can pick a prize!!!" know i love getting a sucker and all, but WTF? seriously my boobs are fucking huge! i couldn't posibly look younger then 15........ or when there is a sub and they say "so your a freshman?" nooo im a junior!
anyways i just felt like telling you all what each one meant
okay good night i have school in 5hours! XD
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Comments: 49
where alot alike mimi XD the short thing not hate it abuse it XD iv gotten into so many places cause im short and mistaken as a kid (i got 15 off entery to a place cause the person thought i was a kid)
when i was 7 i could still go into the 5 and under bit in a playground place (wich i loved)
if you like reading it but are slow just read bits at a time ,im like you and hate reading cause of a disibilty but i forse my self to read atleast once a day (i try for atlest 10 pages aday) after a wile your speed will improve (in 2008 it took me like 6 months to read one book now i can take 3 days if i have the time, i read 3 books in 9 days the 3 books where twice as thick as the books from 2008) just keep trying and you will get there 
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yeah, i have gotten discounted at the fair once, so i payed 7 and not 12 to get in
but the movies never work 
lol yeah, its just the distractions, and if i read for more then like 2hours then i start to fade in and out of reading
oo what books? im currently on a book called Shiver and there is 2 other books in the series
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your doing better then me XD i cant read for even that long
the hunger games there realy good took me 3 days to read and its becomeing a movie :3 ,theres allso city of bones (and the books after) wich i am currentley on, one thats easy to read is gardiens of gahool(i spelts gardiens wrong but meh) im only on book 6 and if your into animal biographys theres a fue (dewy ,casper ,oscar ect) wich are good im trying to find more
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biographies are boring! XD and its taken me over 3 weeks to read the book im on, and im not finished yet
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not all of them XD and it took me months at a time befor i only just relized how fast i read now
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Never be ashamed of yourself, especially being a virgin. To many girls are so whorish nowadays so being a virgin is something to be proud of.
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Yeah, it was just one of my secrets that most people dont know about me so thats why it is there
its more of the "people say im lesbian because ive never had a boyfriend" thing that gets me to most.........
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Ppft don't let anything so trivial as that get you down. You'll find Mister Right one day^^
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i know i will, just i want it to be soon and not when im like 30 XD i want a million babies XD and i dont wanna be an old mommy XD hahahahaha
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Believe me you have plenty of time XD don't make rash decisions because you feel you HAVE to or else. Just take each day step by step and you'll get there^^
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Of course <3 
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Well, you're an amazing drawer. Don't worry about anything ^^
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thank you <3 i really put my heart into it because of the secrets l
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a secret of mine; I have ADHD
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thats not too bad, i think i might be too, and my brother
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XD if Mewzy was here, he'd be like "T_T' no Shizuoka Sherlock. Have you seen yourself? " XD
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XD yeah my brother cannot sit still, and i sometimes can concetrate and have to be doodling something, which pisses my teacher off... yup only one of my teachers cares that I LIKE TO DOODLE god damn stupid math teacher..........
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honey. im 15 and had my boyfriend living with me DAILY. we had plenty oportunites to fuck like rabbits. but its good to wait and being a virgin is NOTHING to be ashamed of
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im really not, its just a secret i felt like putting up there. if i really was ashamed of it, i wouldnt have posted it as one of my secrets.
and i couldnt help but laugh at the "fuck like rabbits" part, that made my day XD
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LOL im so happy i made you laugh AND that your not ashamed! >///< btw is this a meme or did you think about it yourself?
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Its a Colab thingy this person does. its the first thing i wrote in the comments XD. they put it in a video and has one from last year.
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PSSH. i never read artist comments throughly 
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lol okay and its not my idea XD so go at it, just link it back to the person who started it so she can put it in the video
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ehhh. not a fan of people putting mah shit in videos so i think ill pass~ XDD
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XP you can always comment that you made one but dont want it on the video
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I can relate...
> I haven't been diagnosed but I believe I might have dyslexia. I can read out loud just fine, and I can read something fast the first time, but I never comprehend what I'm reading until I reread the same sentence a billion times. DX So, that makes me slow at reading. And I hate reading for that reason. I also sometimes mix up the order of two words in a sentence and switch them around when I'm reading or writing. And when writing or typing, I have this horrible habit of leaving out entire letters or words.
> Pfft, I'm 20 and still a virgin and still never kissed anyone.. /: I hate it. But, don't feel too bad.. at least you're still young (well younger than me 
> I've been called a lesbian before for the same reasons (I'm actually bisexual but still ... ). Anyways, I've never had a proper boyfriend or girlfriend (all of mine have been online -__- ) and it's cuz I'm also way too shy and unsocial... though I think I'm fairly good-looking, no one seems interested anyways. :C
> I'm tall-ish (5'6), but I wish I was short so badly it hurts. D| Being tall is not fun; I feel like I stand out (which is not good for someone who is shy and awkward) and I feel like a giant. So yeah, I think you should try to be happy about your height cuz short people are cute. X3 Just ignore the people who pick on you... they sound like idiots.
> Your hair sounds just like my hair. But, I do straighten mine cuz otherwise, I look ridiculous. :C It's annoying and time-consuming and I hate it. That's why I cut my hair short so I wouldn't have to spend so much time on it.
> Most people think I'm 14 or 15 usually, sometimes 16 (and if I wasn't so tall, I'd probably look even younger). no one ever believes me when I tell them I'm an adult. I kinda like that I look younger... its actually a good thing. But being talked down to by people who think you're a kid is super annoying...
Anyways, great picture. >3<
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imma reply to all of those individually cause i can XD
*You should go get tested, they have this weird colored paper stuff that actually helps, but i lost mine.... and i had 2.... and im to much of a lay ass/shy to request my teachers print my work on red paper (my color that helps me)
*The virgin that i had posted as a secret that no one really knows and or thinks about when the look at me. my quote that i seriously love is "Don't worry if your single. God's looking at you right now saying...."I'm, saving this girl for someone special"
*Its not a good feeling to be judged based off one fact; no partener yet.... it pisses me off alot. it has affected my frienship with my best friend. Her boyfriend was the first to think i was because she hugged me....... she isnt soposte to hang out with me, but she sill does, and when she actually does come over to my house, he posts like 12 statuses about how "horrible" the day is....... pisses me off..... i really hate him.......
*Being short is like the same as being tall. attention everywhere! here, you give me 3 inches and then we will be the same height (well almost) XD hahaha
*I'm in a very moisted climate at the moment, being the start of winter (i swear were i am only has winter and summer) but yeah if i straighten it, its pointless because of the weather. Also, been there done that with short hair, and it was HORRIBLE! it knotted up so bad that i just stopped brushing my hair and i looked like i had a big light brown afro. so i started making my hair longer. the longer it gets, the heavier it is tho.... but thats a good thing cause it doesnt knot up as much. only this ONE spot in the back of my head my mom calls "the baby hair that never fell out when i went bald" XD
*Very annoying, i swear in like when i DO fine my "person" and i get pregnant (im f*cking having a baby no matter if i have one or not god damn it!) anyways they will be all "awwe poor girl is only 13" and shit and ill probably flip on them and be like "bitch please!" XD hahahaha i joke bout that now but i probably would cry silently to myself............. lol jk... well actually idk O.o haha
THANK YOUUUU <3
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1) lol, interesting x3 and I do plan to get tested just as soon as I can XD
2) Yeah, I'm sure we will find someone for us eventually ^^ it's better to wait than giving your virginity away at a really young age to someone who you don't really love or who doesn't love you. DX
3) ahh, that boyfriend of your friend's sounds like a real jerk x__x don't worry, she'll probably have to realize what a ridiculous ass is he is eventually S:
4) hmn, you've got a point there.. though I guess I'd rather have attention for being short than for being tall XD lol, that would be nice if I could give away some of my height.
5) awh, that's too bad D> curly/wavy/frizzy hair is such a pain /: I'm so jealous of people with naturally straight hair. XD
6) bahh, I never wanna be pregnant or anything so that's no issue for me. but, when that happens, just ignore those people. xD they'd be stupid to judge someone they don't even know like that.
And you're welcome 8DD
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Yeah XD
Of course we will! XD
and i hope so, they have been together for a year now.....
You see! XD haha
I want straight hair soooooooooooo badly
I just want babies XD hahaha
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aww..
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well thank you, and that quote is true^^
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Nothin wrong with being a virgin and don't worry you get a bf someday ^^
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i know this, it was just one of my secrets. and i know that too, im always thinking "God is saving me for someone special" and i will know when that person comes because i really have a 6th since, i can feel who people are, and so far i've been right. and now my best friend is starting to get it and now sees the pain im in seeing her with her boyfriend, who i think is a creeper....
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You'll find that special someone I'm sure of it
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I have Dyslexia as well, so I know what your going through dear =C its not fun.. you have to work harder then most of your class mates to do the simplest of stuff. But with some training you can learn to over come it :3
as for being a a vergain, I'm 21, and still one idk why ppl want to have sex so soon, or make it out like if you don't have sex your a sin in society. wasn't there a time when having sex with someone you love really meant something? Instead of it being a weird fad.. that could get you Pregnant or STDs.
I didn't have a BF till I was 18, and he is long distance, so no worries about what other pricks in school say.
You still have time to grow if your 17 girls don't stop growing till thier mid 20's. you may get taller, you may not, my BF is 4'10 but I love him just the way he is :3. people also think I'm 15 because I don't have much of a chest and 5'3. (besides it could always be worse you could be shorter like mini Me)
(sorry about my ramble, Hope I helped you feel better about the demons you have to face)
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You did make me feel better <3 actually i feel like im talking to a celebrity because your one of my idols on here 
I know about the whole stupidity about being a virgin and how "oh your not cool cause your a virgin" The reason i put that was because i am not ashamed to admit i am one, its just a secret no one really knows about me unless they are one of my close friends. I know someone is out there for me, i just need to start looking. What worries me the most is probably... babies. i really want a family and im always looking a head, based off of my life know. and i just worry some times that i wont get a boyfriend, making me have no future as a mother.... idk im just weird XD
and im not growing, both my mom and dad are short and i probably only going to get 3 or so inches taller but not much more. Lol yeah i wouldnt want to be a mini me, but i do love people with dwarfism. they are really strong people.
thank you again <3 you reminded me that im not alone in the world of dyslexia and other things
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Awww Mango never had a BF?
i adore that cute cat! Poor thing
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Actually Me, Mango represents me for the most part. I should have used Jamie ham because she really IS me but yeah XD both mango and i have never had boyfriends, and im kinda wanted to keep Mango BF free as long as I am XD
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lol i went over bored i know, but there was things i thought my DA friends kneeded to know that might have not know about me
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I think its great that you were so open
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yay for being open!!!!!!!!! XD
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