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ALRIGHT-Y! Where shall I begin?

My name's John Wright, and I am made of one-hundred percent pure KICK-ASS.

Things that you should know about me? I have a flair for the dramatic, and I'm EXTREMELY fashionable, if I do say so myself. I'm scarred from the head down, in short I guess that'd be all over. That's not stopping me from being a lady-killer, though. Even with the scars, I am one handsome devil.

Bad things about me? Jeez, that's gonna be a tough one. Err, let's see... I GUESS I can be a bit of a dick, sometimes. I'm a bit lazy, and what else? Oh, and I have a tendency to transform into an eight-foot tall wasp monster. Y'know, petty things like that. I also have to deal with the constant NAGGING of my parasite, Aguijon. He's always griping at me, telling me to pay attention, to stop flirting with the girls and chase down the rogue infected, yadda yadda, it's a pain. Getting past that, though, He's a pretty decent person. wasp. thing. I dunno, it's confusing to classify him at times.

Friends? I just have one. Well, at least that I can remember. A girl named Sarith.

I swear to God, she is a rubik's cube in human form. I have no idea WHAT is going on inside of her head, and I'm REEEEALLLLYYY not sure that I want to. She's fun to hang out with. I mean, if she wasn't I don't think I'd be hanging out with her. She's infected with an Otter parasite, if memory serves me correctly, WHICH it usually does. She's always doing tricks, jumping around, doing flips and such. I don't think she has the capacity to stand still. She's easy on the eyes as well. Pretty adorable, really.

What, A crush? I am not answering that. Next question.

Fights? I've been in hundreds, thousands, I-

Okay, that's a lie. I've only been in three. But that's close enough in my book. The first fight was when I got infected with Aguijon. I was breaking into a science facility to see if I could swipe some tech. I stumbled upon a holding chamber for parasites, and accidentally set them free. In all of the commotion that I caused, an alarm was sounded. As the parasites wriggled away to find hosts, a bat-infected came down to terminate all of the freed parasites.

That's a fun word to say. Terminate. Terrrrr-miiiiii-naaatttteee... just kinda rolls of the tongue.

Anywho, she did her job pretty well. All were killed except for one, and that'd be.... you guessed it, Aguijon.

Aguijon in desperation infected me by entering a cut in the back of my neck. The bat-infected, batty, let's call her, tried to kill me. When batty was about to send the final blow, Aguijon must've taken over. I was just kind of.... shot forward. I was moving around frantically, rushing around all over the place. I had no control over what I was doing, it's as if I had been shoved into a roller coaster, and then the roller coaster was hit by an earthquake, but somehow managed to keep going.

After that, I blacked out, and woke up in a bed.

An old man was by my side. I tried to get up, but my body essentially said to me Hey, stupid, that's a bad idea. The old man introduced himself to me. He said his name was Hugo, and he found me on his front porch, bleeding to death. He cleaned me up, bandaged me, and put me into the bed. I spent the next few days recovering.

Two days into recovery, I discovered that I could transform into a giant wasp-creature.

and hooooooooooo boy did I freak OUT.

It was absolutely INSANE. I mean, I got up, and took a stretch, and the next thing I knew, I looked like something from the beehive of black lagoon.

After my initial freak out, Hugo came outside and told me to calm down, and that this was a natural thing for an infected.

I was a TAD bit confused, so he explained to me what an infected was, and what one could do. He transformed into something similar to a snapping turtle, and showed me the first step in a LOOOOOONNNNG list of infected know-how.

Oh, Hugo turned out to be an infected, by the way.

What'd he teach me? I'll explain that later.

After I was trained, he told me about the rumors he heard. A place where infected could live and train to improve their skills as individuals and warriors. a place where they can be in.... Harmony.

Eh? Didja see what I did there? Because, y'know that's the name of the organization that we're in?

Ah, I crack myself up.

Anyways, before I left to find the place I told myself this. "Okay John, If you're gonna be some sort of mutated freak of science, then goddamnit, you're gonna look BADASS while doing it." I then went out to make myself a suit.

After raiding old military bases for boots, jackets, gloves, etc., I finally found something that worked. I came back to Hugo's place with clothing in hand, and then we set to work.

The mask was the FIRST thing to be made. I found a gas mask in my search, and decided to take it with me. I swiped a pair of red sunglasses and cut the lenses out to replace the gas mask lenses. Hugo gave me some sort of heart-shaped gold thing, and said that I could use it for some artistic flair. I asked what it was, but he wouldn't talk.

I cut it in half to make them look like the mandibles of a wasp, and attached them over the mouth area. And as you can see, it turned out AWESOMELY.

The next thing to make was the coat and gloves. I was able to stitch on a red border to give the coat some flair, and I dyed the gloves red.

The boots and pants are pretty much the only thing that I swiped that remained unchanged.

After the gloves dried, I suited up, and started to head out. I gave Hugo my thanks, and went out to find the Harmony base. After five days of travelling, I found it.

And holy crap, it was one of the weirdest and most-awesome things I have ever come across.

I mean, there were people of all ages here, kids, adults teens. Jeebis, it was a cluster of freaks of science in one area. So, I introduced myself to the leaders, proved that I wasn't a spy, and set off to my room.

And that's pretty much my life in this crazy existence so far.

It's been fun! Have a good one, interviewer guy!

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ALRIGHT-Y! Where shall I begin?

My name's John Wright, and I am made of one-hundred percent pure KICK-ASS.

Things that you should know about me? I have a flair for the dramatic, and I'm EXTREMELY fashionable, if I do say so myself. I'm scarred from the head down, in short I guess that'd be all over. That's not stopping me from being a lady-killer, though. Even with the scars, I am one handsome devil.

Bad things about me? Jeez, that's gonna be a tough one. Err, let's see... I GUESS I can be a bit of a dick, sometimes. I'm a bit lazy, and what else? Oh, and I have a tendency to transform into an eight-foot tall wasp monster. Y'know, petty things like that. I also have to deal with the constant NAGGING of my parasite, Aguijon. He's always griping at me, telling me to pay attention, to stop flirting with the girls and chase down the rogue infected, yadda yadda, it's a pain. Getting past that, though, He's a pretty decent person. wasp. thing. I dunno, it's confusing to classify him at times.

Friends? I just have one. Well, at least that I can remember. A girl named Sarith.

I swear to God, she is a rubik's cube in human form. I have no idea WHAT is going on inside of her head, and I'm REEEEALLLLYYY not sure that I want to. She's fun to hang out with. I mean, if she wasn't I don't think I'd be hanging out with her. She's infected with an Otter parasite, if memory serves me correctly, WHICH it usually does. She's always doing tricks, jumping around, doing flips and such. I don't think she has the capacity to stand still. She's easy on the eyes as well. Pretty adorable, really.

What, A crush? I am not answering that. Next question.

Fights? I've been in hundreds, thousands, I-

Okay, that's a lie. I've only been in three. But that's close enough in my book. The first fight was when I got infected with Aguijon. I was breaking into a science facility to see if I could swipe some tech. I stumbled upon a holding chamber for parasites, and accidentally set them free. In all of the commotion that I caused, an alarm was sounded. As the parasites wriggled away to find hosts, a bat-infected came down to terminate all of the freed parasites.

That's a fun word to say. Terminate. Terrrrr-miiiiii-naaatttteee... just kinda rolls of the tongue.

Anywho, she did her job pretty well. All were killed except for one, and that'd be.... you guessed it, Aguijon.

Aguijon in desperation infected me by entering a cut in the back of my neck. The bat-infected, batty, let's call her, tried to kill me. When batty was about to send the final blow, Aguijon must've taken over. I was just kind of.... shot forward. I was moving around frantically, rushing around all over the place. I had no control over what I was doing, it's as if I had been shoved into a roller coaster, and then the roller coaster was hit by an earthquake, but somehow managed to keep going.

After that, I blacked out, and woke up in a bed.

An old man was by my side. I tried to get up, but my body essentially said to me Hey, stupid, that's a bad idea. The old man introduced himself to me. He said his name was Hugo, and he found me on his front porch, bleeding to death. He cleaned me up, bandaged me, and put me into the bed. I spent the next few days recovering.

Two days into recovery, I discovered that I could transform into a giant wasp-creature.

and hooooooooooo boy did I freak OUT.

It was absolutely INSANE. I mean, I got up, and took a stretch, and the next thing I knew, I looked like something from the beehive of black lagoon.

After my initial freak out, Hugo came outside and told me to calm down, and that this was a natural thing for an infected.

I was a TAD bit confused, so he explained to me what an infected was, and what one could do. He transformed into something similar to a snapping turtle, and showed me the first step in a LOOOOOONNNNG list of infected know-how.

Oh, Hugo turned out to be an infected, by the way.

What'd he teach me? I'll explain that later.

After I was trained, he told me about the rumors he heard. A place where infected could live and train to improve their skills as individuals and warriors. a place where they can be in.... Harmony.

Eh? Didja see what I did there? Because, y'know that's the name of the organization that we're in?

Ah, I crack myself up.

Anyways, before I left to find the place I told myself this. "Okay John, If you're gonna be some sort of mutated freak of science, then goddamnit, you're gonna look BADASS while doing it." I then went out to make myself a suit.

After raiding old military bases for boots, jackets, gloves, etc., I finally found something that worked. I came back to Hugo's place with clothing in hand, and then we set to work.

The mask was the FIRST thing to be made. I found a gas mask in my search, and decided to take it with me. I swiped a pair of red sunglasses and cut the lenses out to replace the gas mask lenses. Hugo gave me some sort of heart-shaped gold thing, and said that I could use it for some artistic flair. I asked what it was, but he wouldn't talk.

I cut it in half to make them look like the mandibles of a wasp, and attached them over the mouth area. And as you can see, it turned out AWESOMELY.

The next thing to make was the coat and gloves. I was able to stitch on a red border to give the coat some flair, and I dyed the gloves red.

The boots and pants are pretty much the only thing that I swiped that remained unchanged.

After the gloves dried, I suited up, and started to head out. I gave Hugo my thanks, and went out to find the Harmony base. After five days of travelling, I found it.

And holy crap, it was one of the weirdest and most-awesome things I have ever come across.

I mean, there were people of all ages here, kids, adults teens. Jeebis, it was a cluster of freaks of science in one area. So, I introduced myself to the leaders, proved that I wasn't a spy, and set off to my room.

And that's pretty much my life in this crazy existence so far.

It's been fun! Have a good one, interviewer guy!