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Description    Top Ten Reasons Sherlock Holmes Never Married:


   #10. Getting nagged at every time he goes out on a case.

   #9. Coming home to find his entire lab in the trash.

   #8. "Stop playing that violin and come to bed!"

   #7. The Irregulars not being allowed in the house.

   #6. Catching hell for disappearing for those three years.

   #5. "Are you and Dr. Watson going to yak all night?"

   #4. Tension with Mrs. Hudson.

   #3. "Take that nasty pipe and smoke it outside!"

   #2. Suspicion about that photo of Irene Adler.

  And the #1 reason:

  #1. "I invited that nice Professor Moriarty for dinner this evening."
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Comments: 208

mouselady In reply to ??? [2009-03-15 22:13:35 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! I'll surely try.

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Desert-Lilly In reply to ??? [2009-01-12 17:24:10 +0000 UTC]

Number one and two are just gold, they really are.

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mouselady In reply to Desert-Lilly [2009-01-13 04:03:06 +0000 UTC]

Awww, thank you!

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limited-fantasy In reply to ??? [2008-09-14 07:04:04 +0000 UTC]

Oh God. XD This is hilarity. Love the number 1 reason.

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mouselady In reply to limited-fantasy [2008-09-14 15:13:56 +0000 UTC]

LOL, thanks! I had a lot of fun writing that.

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prettykitty1995-2007 In reply to ??? [2008-08-19 02:31:02 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god! Number one IS NUMBER ONE! XDD
"That nice Professor Moriarty" XDD
I also like number two.
Wife: "Who. is. THIS?"
Holmes: "That, dearest, is the woman. I don't think I've told you about her. She was the first woman to outwit me." 0_0 "Um, I mean..."
Wife: D:< *death glare*

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mouselady In reply to prettykitty1995-2007 [2008-08-19 15:21:48 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I had a lot of fun writing that.

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prettykitty1995-2007 In reply to mouselady [2008-08-21 18:39:52 +0000 UTC]

My mom even laughed at it.

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mouselady In reply to prettykitty1995-2007 [2008-08-21 23:30:54 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad.

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prettykitty1995-2007 In reply to mouselady [2008-08-22 02:56:44 +0000 UTC]

^^

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Firestorm-the-Poet In reply to ??? [2008-08-09 01:26:21 +0000 UTC]

This is hysterical! I love it

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mouselady In reply to Firestorm-the-Poet [2008-08-09 04:11:39 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!!

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agnijith In reply to ??? [2008-07-30 05:43:36 +0000 UTC]

Really funny.

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mouselady In reply to agnijith [2008-07-30 19:16:48 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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LonelyImmortal In reply to ??? [2008-07-09 03:24:17 +0000 UTC]

LMAO!!!

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mouselady In reply to LonelyImmortal [2008-07-09 15:47:37 +0000 UTC]

Glad you like it, thanks!

*looks at your avatar* I love Binder, he's funny!

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Glamourcat In reply to ??? [2008-06-20 01:21:48 +0000 UTC]

I love this list! I'm fairly certain it's accurate too.

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mouselady In reply to Glamourcat [2008-06-21 21:43:49 +0000 UTC]

LOL, thanks!

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Silvre In reply to ??? [2008-06-16 23:25:10 +0000 UTC]

The last reason KILLS me. XD

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mouselady In reply to Silvre [2008-06-17 00:09:22 +0000 UTC]

I really enjoyed that one myself. Thanks!

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Silvre In reply to mouselady [2008-06-17 16:01:37 +0000 UTC]

lol, I can just see it...

"YOU WHAT? But he's the Napoleon of Crime! Don't you under--"
"Don't you dare start! You had better be on your best behavior. And put that nasty chemistry set away."

XD

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mouselady In reply to Silvre [2008-06-18 03:52:56 +0000 UTC]

You know, I can actually picture that.

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Demiasghost In reply to ??? [2008-06-16 13:45:26 +0000 UTC]

my faves among these is no.s 6 and 2!!!




I was seriously LOLing over this!!!



you sure know your Holmes! *guessing you have read the 56 stories and 4 novels all in all*



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mouselady In reply to Demiasghost [2008-06-16 15:43:29 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!! I had a lot of fun writing this!!

And thank you for the compliment, but I'm ashamed to admit I'm not as well-read about Holmes as I'd like to be. I do have some favorite stories, though.

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CoffeeCookie In reply to ??? [2008-06-05 22:16:49 +0000 UTC]

Wife: Sher-bear I threw out that nast smelling goo. It got onto the carpet and just look at that stain!
Sherlock: ...you...you...*stumbles out*

Next morning:

Oh look Sher-bear, the Proffesor Moriarty got off! They might have hanged him! Poor man...he was my math tutor you know...let's invite him for dinner to celebrate!

I officially love that list.

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mouselady In reply to CoffeeCookie [2008-06-05 23:20:43 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! I had a lot of fun writing that.

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CoffeeCookie In reply to mouselady [2008-06-06 05:21:12 +0000 UTC]

Have you seen the Sherlockian Top Ten? Type that in on google, too funny!

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mouselady In reply to CoffeeCookie [2008-06-11 19:21:46 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, I'll check it out.

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megers67 In reply to ??? [2008-05-23 21:56:52 +0000 UTC]

That so made my day!

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mouselady In reply to megers67 [2008-05-24 00:26:56 +0000 UTC]

Glad you like it, thanks for the fave!

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Phoenix-Lapa In reply to ??? [2008-05-13 00:23:14 +0000 UTC]

lol very nice good job

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mouselady In reply to Phoenix-Lapa [2008-05-13 00:37:47 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, and thanks for faving!

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Phoenix-Lapa In reply to mouselady [2008-05-13 20:03:43 +0000 UTC]

lol I love the last one too. lol

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mouselady In reply to Phoenix-Lapa [2008-05-13 23:00:16 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I had a lot of fun with that one.

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Space-in-Time In reply to ??? [2008-05-03 10:10:47 +0000 UTC]

Ha ha...! A very good list! You know your Holmes.

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mouselady In reply to Space-in-Time [2008-05-03 15:20:42 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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Tokogawa In reply to ??? [2008-03-20 01:58:39 +0000 UTC]

my god that is funny, Mrs. Holmes would either rock or be a complete spoil-sport. Well Watson probaby warned him about it when he got hitched. Oh yeah and the last one is pure win.
The moriarty dinner.

Mrs.Holmes : So Moriarty what do you do for a living?
Sherlock: evil eye.
Moriarty: Well I ... conduct private funds with my subsidiaries in Europe.
Mrs. Holmes: really... Sherlock why don't you try being as successful as Mr.Moriarty?
Sherlock: you damn fiend.

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mouselady In reply to Tokogawa [2008-03-20 02:02:39 +0000 UTC]

Your comment really rocks!!! Thanks so much!

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Tokogawa In reply to mouselady [2008-03-20 02:44:00 +0000 UTC]

your welcome.

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imonmedication In reply to ??? [2008-02-10 22:55:11 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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mouselady In reply to imonmedication [2008-02-11 00:54:53 +0000 UTC]

I don't, but thanks for sharing.

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Schwanheld In reply to ??? [2008-02-08 21:05:11 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, amazing job!

You could also add something about the multiple disguises.

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mouselady In reply to Schwanheld [2008-02-09 01:08:59 +0000 UTC]

Hadn't thought of that. Ah, well. Glad you likee, thanks!

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Schwanheld In reply to mouselady [2008-02-09 02:30:35 +0000 UTC]

Haha, you're welcome! Maybe " A Sherlock Holmes Top Ten's Revenge" if you can get ten more!

^^

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mouselady In reply to Schwanheld [2008-02-09 04:37:11 +0000 UTC]

I'll think about it. Or maybe you could give it a shot?

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Schwanheld In reply to mouselady [2008-02-10 20:32:50 +0000 UTC]

Ehhhhhhhh. I'd fail at it, but if I'm bored sometime, I'd love to try! :3

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mouselady In reply to Schwanheld [2008-02-11 01:16:34 +0000 UTC]

Go for it!!!

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Schwanheld In reply to mouselady [2008-02-11 02:04:27 +0000 UTC]

Okay! Thanks!

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mouselady In reply to Schwanheld [2008-02-11 02:57:08 +0000 UTC]

YW!

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Vadyr In reply to ??? [2008-01-29 01:21:55 +0000 UTC]

LMAO
this is awesome

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