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Description    Top Ten Reasons Sherlock Holmes Never Married:


   #10. Getting nagged at every time he goes out on a case.

   #9. Coming home to find his entire lab in the trash.

   #8. "Stop playing that violin and come to bed!"

   #7. The Irregulars not being allowed in the house.

   #6. Catching hell for disappearing for those three years.

   #5. "Are you and Dr. Watson going to yak all night?"

   #4. Tension with Mrs. Hudson.

   #3. "Take that nasty pipe and smoke it outside!"

   #2. Suspicion about that photo of Irene Adler.

  And the #1 reason:

  #1. "I invited that nice Professor Moriarty for dinner this evening."
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Comments: 208

mouselady In reply to ??? [2014-05-12 23:54:50 +0000 UTC]

YW!

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Moogiesgirl77 In reply to mouselady [2014-05-13 18:41:44 +0000 UTC]

You, too!

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PokemonFan1235 [2013-07-18 16:35:30 +0000 UTC]

Irene is the only women who would put up with Sherlock if she was his wife. In fact there is a whole book series about Irene and Holmes marraige

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mouselady In reply to PokemonFan1235 [2014-05-12 23:55:06 +0000 UTC]

That sounds interesting! I'd like to find that.

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PokemonFan1235 In reply to mouselady [2014-05-13 13:01:48 +0000 UTC]

I don't remember the title of the series though it was such a long time ago ...

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Pietroschek [2012-12-05 05:29:39 +0000 UTC]

You forgot the 'cocaine by syringe' Sherlock Holmes abused, as in advanced stages there is no sex-urge left at all... and he smoked those pipes...

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mouselady In reply to Pietroschek [2014-05-12 23:55:41 +0000 UTC]

I hadn't thought of that...thanks!

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GoodOldBaz [2012-06-24 20:10:39 +0000 UTC]

SO funny!
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Watson: Simple reasoning, a child could do it.
Holmes: Not your child, Watson.

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John 3: 16 For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

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mouselady In reply to GoodOldBaz [2012-07-24 23:12:31 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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rhejiagne [2012-02-16 14:53:45 +0000 UTC]

AHAHAHAH! HOYEAAAAH #1!!

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mouselady In reply to rhejiagne [2012-08-20 03:37:10 +0000 UTC]

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CanlebraWife [2012-01-19 21:47:06 +0000 UTC]

Whatever,Holmsey,Do everything,I dont care,marry me

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mouselady In reply to CanlebraWife [2012-01-22 20:46:16 +0000 UTC]

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NightMagican [2012-01-17 13:41:01 +0000 UTC]

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mouselady In reply to NightMagican [2012-01-22 20:49:50 +0000 UTC]

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ThePaintedLady143 [2012-01-09 20:43:27 +0000 UTC]

This really has got to be my favorite anything written about Holmes (besides the canon) ever. I've actually copied it down and taped it to my wall. That number one. And the poor Irregulars!

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mouselady In reply to ThePaintedLady143 [2012-01-22 20:46:49 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! And I'm honored that it's on your wall as well!

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ThePaintedLady143 In reply to mouselady [2012-01-23 00:41:21 +0000 UTC]

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Errational [2012-01-09 04:22:13 +0000 UTC]

I lost it at the #1 reason.
--

"You DO know what you're drinking is meant for eye surgery?!"
"Shut up, I'm talking."
"The truth will set you free, but first it'll really piss you off."

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mouselady In reply to Errational [2012-01-22 20:47:21 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! That was my favorite too.

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CherryPie96 [2011-10-20 11:23:36 +0000 UTC]

hahah awesome! so funny i love it!
but its probably that if he would ever get married it would be adler, right?
hahaha i don't know.. which would make everything a looot easier

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mouselady In reply to CherryPie96 [2012-01-22 20:47:57 +0000 UTC]

Lol, thanks! I sorta think he and Irene were meant for each other.

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CherryPie96 In reply to mouselady [2012-01-23 08:22:56 +0000 UTC]

haha yeah they were! haha you're welcome!

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La16Blah121 [2011-01-13 13:53:01 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't get married either if I was Holmes and that was true, except for reason #1, I would do it only to laugh at my spouse for her ignorance xD

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mouselady In reply to La16Blah121 [2012-01-22 20:49:35 +0000 UTC]

And #1 would definitely prove it!

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foxxilov [2010-11-21 06:15:05 +0000 UTC]

ha ha ha! That's hilarious xD I like the number one reason xD

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mouselady In reply to foxxilov [2012-01-22 20:49:15 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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foxxilov In reply to mouselady [2012-01-23 01:27:06 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!

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MissPaperJoker [2010-11-16 17:56:15 +0000 UTC]

lol´d at the #1
But you sure got it right, all those reasons are excactly right

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mouselady In reply to MissPaperJoker [2012-01-22 20:48:41 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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MissPaperJoker In reply to mouselady [2012-01-22 22:09:21 +0000 UTC]

you´re welcome (Why didn´t I favorite this before?)
Long absence from DA?

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Xarti [2010-08-24 17:43:35 +0000 UTC]

Hysterical.

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mouselady In reply to Xarti [2012-01-22 20:49:02 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

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Xarti In reply to mouselady [2012-01-22 21:08:43 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome, mouselady.

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janiemanie1991 [2010-08-18 01:57:03 +0000 UTC]

1. is the best!!!!!

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mouselady In reply to janiemanie1991 [2012-01-22 20:48:54 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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jstaricka [2010-07-18 20:52:26 +0000 UTC]

Ah, I love mayking top ten lists. XD Davids are better than mine, though.

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JohnnyPenn [2010-06-23 19:21:47 +0000 UTC]

this is hilarious. Number 1 would probably have Holmes in a coniption fit before he realized he could catch Moriarty and send him to jail, or something.

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mouselady In reply to JohnnyPenn [2010-06-26 17:47:57 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I would actually PAY to see a situation like that!!

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JohnnyPenn In reply to mouselady [2010-06-27 17:50:44 +0000 UTC]

I should write it. That'd be a hilarious fan fic.

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mouselady In reply to JohnnyPenn [2010-06-30 19:28:56 +0000 UTC]

Do eeeeet!!!! (You know you want to!!! )

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JohnnyPenn In reply to mouselady [2010-07-01 23:27:47 +0000 UTC]

*lol*

I will. It's utter crack though. Actually, in the end Sherlock and Moriarty fell off a cliff and only Sherlock survived. so he did get his man in the end, but this one would be crack-tastic!

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mouselady In reply to JohnnyPenn [2010-07-03 21:41:51 +0000 UTC]

It sure would!

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JohnnyPenn In reply to mouselady [2010-07-05 23:35:24 +0000 UTC]

*lol*

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bridget117 [2010-06-17 18:44:33 +0000 UTC]

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sweet-misery19 [2010-06-02 22:59:08 +0000 UTC]

Awww....I just love this! I couldn't stop giggling the whole time. Well done!

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mouselady In reply to sweet-misery19 [2010-06-26 17:48:10 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! Pretty avatar, btw.

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sweet-misery19 In reply to mouselady [2010-06-26 19:33:05 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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Skillet747 [2010-04-24 03:41:36 +0000 UTC]

And the cocaine. Don't forget the cocaine.

Gosh...can you imagine if Holmes ever had children?

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mouselady In reply to Skillet747 [2010-04-27 21:23:21 +0000 UTC]

I did forget the cocaine. Maybe I should do a sequel to this, hah?

And oh, man...that IS pretty hard to imagine. He'd be an interesting father to grow up with, that's for sure!

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