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mqytiff — Ain't Nobody Have Time For Poetry
Published: 2014-05-11 06:14:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 1398; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 0
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Idea from here:www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictur…
The poem is this one:
www.theparisamerican.com/poetr…
(No offense to that poem, the poem is great! lol)
... what can I say?
Rock is just not the literature type, I guess XD
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((omgsh 69th comment!! Sorry I'm Too immature... but xD I'm still laughing at this))
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Haha a good laugh is always good XD
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Err, well if that was all the teacher said from the poem no wonder Rock only thought the simplest way about it. Ask a simple question, get a simple answer! (Although Rock might be getting a little mouthy. Watch out Rock...you don't want to suffer the same things White did xDDD)
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Rock: I talk what I want. White got the soap because she
insulted Stella, she deserves that.
White: oh god... That soap... (shakes)
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Eric: Lol yeah that's right. Poor White, I think Ren gave her some soapy nightmares by going overboard with the soap! o-o
Ren: On the bright side, her teeth should be white and clean enough now to probably signal aliens from space
Eric: Just don't make a habit out of dropping the f-bombs though Rock. A little too far and the only person who will hear you swear is yourself. I don't think I need Tiff to explain that other people get really uncomfortable with a person that does that a lot, but then again, you would like solitude wouldn't you? -_-
Ren: Err, Eric? That's not the right nerves to be striking....
Stella: *accidently finds Rock's vodka stash* ...So. This is alcohol...the stuff Rock always drinks...
(Eric: OH GOD WHAT AM I MAKING YOU DO STELLA xD)
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Yumi: Sore o nomu ikenai nomimono ikenai "dont drink that dont drink it"
Rock: K what in the world are you saying yumi ren stella why is she talking in japanese all of a sudden?
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Stella: Nani ga? Nazedeshou ka? "What? Why not?"
Ren: Idk, but now I kinda want to speak it too! Sore wa Sutera anata ga byōki ni narimasunode, tonikaku, anata wa sore o nomubekide wa arimasen. Sore wa kanari yakkaida. "Anyways, you shouldn't drink that because it will make you sick Stella. It's pretty nasty."
Stella: o.o! You can speak Japanese Ren?
Ren: Well yeah! I kinda have to if there's something happening over in Japan. That's not the only language I know either
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Yumi: Subete kore wa ima ka setsumei sa rock "what is all this explain right now rock"
Rock: think i can understand that its um well its my voldka stash
Yumi: Voldka jigoku wa anata ga kore o yatte iru koto o kakushite okuto, anata no kōun anata ga nonde inai koto lily "voldka stash what the hell are you doing with this and your lucky you didnt drink that lily"
Rock: Um its um well um um
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Ren: Sate, watashi mo chotto sutoresu kezura burakku ★ rokkushūtā remasu mono ne? "Well, I guess even being Black Rock Shooter gets kind of stressful y'know?" This must be how she relaxes or something when she's not with Miku. I don't know ¯\(o_o)/¯
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Rock: Want to have a drink you guys come on Just like Lets have a drink and all
Yumi: Um well er REN sutera wa, kono koto o o susume shimasu? "ren stella is this a good idea?"
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Ren: Watashi wa sō wa omowanai. Wareware wa nomimasenga, watashi wa, wareware wa mada rokku to tamuro suru koto ga dekiru to omoimasu.
"I don't think so. We won't drink, but I think we can still hang out with Rock." *raids Rock's fridge* Got any soda Shooter-chan?
Stella: Hmm, all right. *walks over to Rock's fridge too* Do you have any fruit juice Rock chan? Maybe cherry? o-o
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Rock:Sure there is a lot more drinks in there
Yumi: I have to admit you have a lot of drinks in here but um where did you get the alcohol?
Rock:............ O_O....... um the grocery store of course
Yumi:Anata wa shokuryō-hin-ten kara sorera o nusunda to watashi-tachi wa kizetsu sa seru tame ni zenryoku nomimono o supaiku shinakatta watashi ni oshie ROCK? ""rock you tell me you didnt do stole them from a grocery store and spiked our drinks to make us passed out"
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Ren: Easy Yumi... comes back with a root beer in his hand* Even though I've only known her for a while, I feel like I've already known Rock for years. I trust her
Stella: Me too. *hugs Rock* Rock-onee chan ^-^
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Rock: Yeah relax yumi you dont want to give claire a worry feeling right. Besides She worries a lot about you right ren and stella
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Ren: Right! So let's all just relax and watch some TV.
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Yumi: What should we watch Then ren
Rock: Well there's some sword art online on right now and a new episode of naruto, What do you think we should watch ren
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Ren: I'm cool with whatever, but maybe Stella should pick what we watch this time. What do you want to watch honey?
Stella: Hmmm...can we watch Nichiijou?
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Rock: ok sure and besides I got nothing else better to do
Yumi: alright sure "turns on tv" I would love to watch that right now
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Ren: Hmm. Wonder what it's about.
Stella: It's pretty funny. Me and Nana watch it together sometimes ^-^
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Yumi: hmmm intersting
Rock: well this should be entertaining I mean what could be possibly go wrong
Yumi: oh I dont know maybe the charcaters coming out if the tv all of sudden or the slenderman coming in and taking us one by one to god knows where or a mysterious person using there powers to bring the charcters from the tv to life and making them evil
Rock: please like that could happen. "Turns to ren and stella with a ner ous look O_O" right guys I mean that couldnt happen right
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Ren: No? O_o
Unless one of you has any kind of power like that we should know about, I think we'll be fine.
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Yumi:...........
Rock:..................
Yumi:......... oh right of course yeah we should definetly tell you just in case Um er well anyway start the episode "Turns on the tv"
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Ren: Oh brother -_-; *watches TV*
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Yumi: "Watches tv while seeing ren annoyed" what come on ren besides nothing could definetly go wrong here
Rock: Btw i called claire and miku and there coming over here right now to watch with us is that okay with you guys?
Yumi: Yeah thats ok with us and all
Rock: Crud im going to go get a soda brb "Goes to the kitchen"
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Ren: Hrm...I guess I'm just waiting for something abnormal to happen. Although his time I wish that it wouldn't. I just want to relax and live normally for a while.
Stella: *watches TV* I like Hakase the best :3
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Yumi: OOOOOOOOOOOO you never know man you never know "Laughs" who knows maybe it could happen all of sudden like the door bell ringing
"Ding dong"
Yumi: EEEEEEEEEEEEEK "Holds pillow"
Rock: "Tries to hold laughter" oh man yumi are you ok and did you get sacred
Yumi: "puts face in the pillow" Shut up rock -__- i wasnt sacred
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Ren: Heheh, I'll get the door. *gets up and walks towards the door. He opens it.* Hello?
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Claire: Hey ren was it hi hows it going
Miku: Hey guys we came here to watch that episode and all
Claire: Btw where's yumi i had something to give her
Yumi: "Hides in a cardboard box in the corner"
Rock: Oh Claire she is right over there
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Ren: Hey there Claire! We're doing good. Yumi's trying to be Solid Snake right now over there. *points to where Yumi is* And hi Miku! It's great that you were able to make it too! ^_^
Stella: Hi Claire! Hi Miku-chan!
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Claire: Oh ok ill just surprise her "Goes inside yumi's box" hey yumi why are you in here
Yumi: oh um claire um er wait um ugh
Miku: Im ok and all man you know whats weired there wasnt like a lot of cars and people when me and claire came here it felt like a ghost town
Rock: Ghost town huh Probably there something today
Claire: Yumi come on get out of the box please "tries to pull yumi out"
Yumi: Claire wait ah stop dang it wait just
Claire: "Gets out of the box with claire but falls down
Yumi: whoa "Gets pinned down" ugh oh sweet strawberry's O_O
Claire: "Gets up quickly and blushes" Um ugh well um this is awkard
Yumi: ERRR right anywho um what were all doing again
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Stella: Watching tv.
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Claire: Oh i see i guess i can watch but do you have any drinks
Rock
Claire: What is this rock is this grape
Rock: Oh don't worry just drink it
Yumi:Uh claire i don't think thats a good idea
Rock: Relax yumi just let her drink it
Miku: Say ren stella whats the episode we are watching?
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Stella: It's the one where Hakase makes super glue ^-^
Ren: Eh? Super glue?
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Clsire: oh I wanna see
Yumi: hmmm oh well "watches what happens" damn wonder what they made with thst super glue
Claire: oh shoot yumi I forgot something in the car my purse can you go get it
Yumi: crud ok babe hang on "gets keys and heads outside"
Miku: oh rock I forgot to get my bag and all csn you go get it
Rock:man alright miku "gets keys and heads outside"
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Ren: Heheh! That's pretty funny! Hopefully Ami doesn't have any ideas for this.
Stella: I hope you're right! That wouldn't be good at all!
Nana: *walks into the house* Hello everyone. Rock said I could come in.
Stella: Nana! *hugs her sister*
Nana: Hi Stella.
Ren: Yo Nana!
Nana: Hey Ren. What are you two up to?
Stella: We're watching some Nichiijou, want to watch with us?
Nana: Do I!? What episode is it?
Ren: I guess the one with the super glue? Stella said you two watch this a lot together.
Nana: We do, and that one's a good one xD *sits next to Stella*
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Yumi: "comes in soaking wet" hey c c c claire here's tour bag
Claire: gasp yumi what happend to you
Rock: "comes in soaking wet"
Miku: rock! Rock what happend to you your all wet
Yumi:.................
Rock: we dont want to talk about it
Yumi: yeah lets not talk about right now
Rock:btw miku Claire you two werent joking when you said it was a ghost town it looked like were in silent hill or something
Yumi: "checks phone" strange no signal great
Claire:"checks cellphone" mine's two
Yumi: probably due to the weather right now eh probably nothing
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Rock: Ren there is no way in heck about what yumi and i said is true so come on everyone lets just watch the ep and all
Yumi: Well this couldnt get any worse. Anywho come on "Watches tv with the others and sits with claire"
Rock: "Sits with miku and watches"
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Ren: (I hope you're right...) *sits quietly with Stella and Nana*
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Yumi:"damn I hope what rock said doesn't come true"
Rock: "uumi damn it if ren blames me for this I will kick your ass"
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Ren: "If whatever Rock and Yumi said actually happens, I'm gonna kick both of their asses."
A little time has passed, and the episode ends.
Nana: That was funnier the second time xD
Stella: I liked the part where Sakamoto was fully trapped inside the superglue xD
Ren: That was pretty funny I'll admit.
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Yumi: awesome that was totally cool
Claire: it was very funny and all
Rock...........
Miku:rock whats wrong?
Rock:.......... hmm oh its nothing
Miku:btw rock can I stay here im to tired to drive right now
Rock:sure you can
Yumi: heY mind if we stay too claire's car is out of gas and she decided to stay and all. Is it ok if we both sleep here
Rock:sigh alright fine.
Claire:ty rock your so kind "hugs"
Rock: oh um um y your welcome
Yumi:see ren nothing paranormal or anything bad happend I mean heck nothing went possibly wrong here
Rock: uh oh
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At the words, "uh oh", Ren snapped a glare at Rock that seemed to say "WTF are you up to and what aren't you telling us?"
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Rock:............. um ugh er well
Claire: "looks at yumi worried" yumi do you know something
Yumi:.................
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Ren: Well, can't say I didn't see something like this coming. Look, I won't be mad. Just tell me what's the matter so we can deal with it.
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Yumi:....................
Rock:....................
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Rock: well um how do I put this um me and yumi were conducting an experiment with suki you remeber her and um something and stuff and I accident ally made her back to what she is
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