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Mr-DNA — Angela's Magic Lesson - Witchardry

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Angela felt a sudden extra weight on the top of her head, in addition all the new hair growing both from her scalp and her face. It was a wide-brimmed hat that came to a point.

"A witch's hat?" she thought aloud. "No, of course not. I'm a wizard, after all!"

She examined herself. The proof was all there. She wore wizardly robes instead of a witch's dress. She held a staff in her hand instead of a broomstick. And the advanced spells she was reciting were surely for no inexperienced little witch.

"How ridiculous of me to have a moment's doubt that I'm a wizard," Angela said, laughing to herself. "It's as plain as the beard on my face!"


THE END  ...or is it?


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Comments: 20

theamazingworldofatt [2018-04-15 13:24:40 +0000 UTC]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!...this class * -laughs hard

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thieviusracoonus [2018-04-08 21:17:11 +0000 UTC]

My kind of epilogue for this is a male version of this epilogue: Epilogue - Future Tense  but instead of Winifred's victory, it will be Shelley's.

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Mr-DNA In reply to thieviusracoonus [2018-04-08 22:46:34 +0000 UTC]

She's still female, just... bearded. Virtually nothing about her changed except for the beard, more confidence in her powers, and a new self-appointed label. That aside, I'm interested in how Shelley fits into all this.

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thieviusracoonus In reply to Mr-DNA [2018-04-08 22:58:58 +0000 UTC]

I see.

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IceCreamBob [2018-03-21 00:26:34 +0000 UTC]

Your a wizard harry

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Mr-DNA In reply to IceCreamBob [2018-03-24 21:15:52 +0000 UTC]

Damn, you reminded me that I was originally going to title this one, "You're a Hairy, Wizard!"

But I'm still going to stick with the current, brief, non-referential title.

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JamsnJellies [2018-03-19 21:07:07 +0000 UTC]

Muy guapo!

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Toonwatcher [2018-03-17 13:38:04 +0000 UTC]

If you still have girl parts, you’re a witch.

I’m trying, but I can’t for the life of me figure out how to mash up the names Angela and Gandalf.

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CtrlAltDelete2 In reply to Toonwatcher [2018-03-18 00:46:49 +0000 UTC]

Gangela?

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Toonwatcher In reply to CtrlAltDelete2 [2018-03-18 00:48:26 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

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Mr-DNA In reply to Toonwatcher [2018-03-17 16:21:36 +0000 UTC]

But men can be witches.

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Toonwatcher In reply to Mr-DNA [2018-03-17 18:48:29 +0000 UTC]

Men are warlocks. It’s less likely to confuse AND it sounds really cool.

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Mr-DNA In reply to Toonwatcher [2018-03-17 20:31:07 +0000 UTC]

Yeah but no. I live in Salem. People are corrected on that all the time.

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Toonwatcher In reply to Mr-DNA [2018-03-17 20:41:35 +0000 UTC]

I’m getting tired of your continued nitpicking.*

Warlock- noun, a man who practices witchcraft; a sorcerer.


*I know that I started this, but you just won’t let it go.

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Mr-DNA In reply to Toonwatcher [2018-03-17 22:03:34 +0000 UTC]

I get tired of facts too.

"Warlock" is an archaic derogatory term used by the witch hunters during "The Burning Times"—the era of persecution and execution on a massive scale of people who were accused and convicted of witchcraft—to describe male witches. Warlock actually means "oathbreaker." A male witch is properly referred to as a witch.

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Toonwatcher In reply to Mr-DNA [2018-03-17 22:33:46 +0000 UTC]

And cute comics aside, what isn’t not derogatory about calling someone a “witch?” And irregardless of how right you thinks you is, if you continue to Grammar Nazi me, I ain’t gonna hold back.

In short,

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Mr-DNA In reply to Toonwatcher [2018-03-17 23:23:07 +0000 UTC]

You made the mistake of telling me I wouldn’t drop it. All I’m doing is telling you what I know. I don’t practice witchcraft (and Angela is a very cartoonish witch anyway), but I know enough people who do to know that male witches are a thing. Period. There was no judgment. You decided to take it personally. You could have just been like, “oh, there are male witches, I learned a factoid today.” But instead you saw this as an attack, which it was not intended to be.

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Toonwatcher In reply to Mr-DNA [2018-03-17 23:32:03 +0000 UTC]

Then why won't you stop harassing me about it? The English language is full of rules that make no sense, but you just won't leave me alone because I use another term which means the same thing as what you keep saying!

My original comment wasn't even "there aren't male witches". I meant it as "there aren't female wizards", which maybe it is a unisex term for all I know.

You never even seemed to notice the joke I made about what her wizard name would be. I did this line about how I don't know how you'd combine her name with Gandalf's.

Seriously, please just stop it.

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thieviusracoonus [2018-03-17 01:08:03 +0000 UTC]

If I wasn't saving my money for a bigger commission, I would commission an epilogue for this right now.

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Jutsei [2018-03-17 01:06:13 +0000 UTC]

Not gonna lie I chuckles out loud when I saw this, out of all the endings for this series I never expected a Gandalf reference. Hah. Very funny design and ending, love that gnarled staff

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