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"You kind of remind me of my older sister... but you sound like my old deputy principal!"
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Epic Rap Battles of History, we're given you an easy one here.
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thats already a thing. Β It's called "Epic rap battles of rooster teeth". Β it a pretty good rap battle. Β But the best one is the Church vs Sarge one.
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Tex obviously fits in more with Yang
Yang: so what do you do?
Tex: oh you know, kick ass and what not
Yang: nice *fist bumps*
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Thank the anon on Tumblr who came up with the brilliant idea!
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I'd personally like to see Ozpin meet Wash.
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Shannon squared! (I could do that for you. Just wait a while. I'm just a bit swamped right now.)
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That would be very interesting if that ever happened.
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I'm sure there's a fan fic out there...Β
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Tex: You really expect me to believe you wear that into battle?
Ruby: Yeah! It's a combat skirt!
Tex: It's not even armor...
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Ruby:yeah, well at least I'm not stuck in some backwater canyon with a bunch of idiots.
Tex: I don't need a team to prove I'm badass
Ruby: And besides, armours only good for when you get hit.
Tex: At least I don't need a blade on my gun to kill people...
Ruby
*a fight breaks out between them*
*everyones two favourite blue idiots turn up*
tucker: ohh this is hot.
caboose: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT. KISS, KISS, KISS!
tucker: oh yeah! BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!!
*Pair stop fighting, nod at each other and start attacking tucker*
Tucker: SON OF A BITCH!!! Caboose help me! OH WAIT...
Caboose
Tucker: Hergg, blegg.
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*3 hours later*
Tex: OK, I'll help you find this Torchwick guy, but in exchange you have to make me one of those gun/sword things.
Ruby: Deal!
Weiss: Ruby, I don't know if we should be working with this... lady.
Yang: Oh, come on! She seems cool.
Blake: *Inspecting Tucker's body* She certainly seems to know what she's doing.
Ruby: That settles it! You're officially a temporary member of team RWBY!
Tex: Oh good. Just what I've always wanted.
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*Tex finds Torchwick's hideout heavily guarded*
*Tex uses active-camo to beat the shit out of the guards around the door*
Tex: Alright Torchwick, give up now!
Roman: No, it's end of the line for you!
*Torchwick points his cane gun at Tex and shoots*
*Tex dodges the shot*
Tex/Omega: You have no idea what kind of trouble you're in!
*Tex beats up Torchwick, and Torchwick runs away like a baby*
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(alternate ending)
Roman: but did you think I come alone
(a door opens and out comes Prodemthan Spartan Maverick chef)
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