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MrSparkleson In reply to AwkwardPerfektionist [2014-04-19 06:45:08 +0000 UTC]

checks out your bio then hilarious spittake
dont get your hopes up bro he probably cant even find argentina on a map

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MrSparkleson In reply to Tanke00 [2012-12-31 11:06:41 +0000 UTC]

dave puts a blindfold on dirk and they drive around in circles for a full day
when dave finally takes the blindfold off him they are in the same apartment complex just one floor up
they never talk about it and dirk just goes right back to hanging out with jake and it takes dave a whole month to realize his brilliant plan didn't work
come on he hired a spanish maid and everything
dirk: she's japanese dave
dave: what
dirk: our maid is japanese she speaks japanese it isn't even remotely similar to spanish
dave: really
damara: もし金持ちの白人の子供は私のディックを吸うことができます
dave: haha whatever got any los pot?
damara: あなたは、任意のそれの鉱山を持つことはできません

i apologize sometimes i get carried away

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MrSparkleson In reply to CHERUBIM101 [2012-10-30 21:50:12 +0000 UTC]

TT: Dave, we're no moving to Argentina. Put me down.
TG: its beautiful this time of year man youll love it
TG: plenty of mexican bitches coconuts i guess tacos come on you love tacos

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MrSparkleson In reply to CrypticCosmonaut [2012-10-30 21:48:06 +0000 UTC]

haha ok again i didn't make it very clear, but this is supposed to be in an alpha like universe except dirk and dave are in the same timeline and also i guess jake doesn't live on an island in the middle of fuckall no where basically what i'm saying is that's daddy/bro dave

i didn't really hash out any specifics it's just supposed to be a picture

also flsdk;fjdlaskd;f jI DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT BUT IT DOES LOOK LIKE HE'S LOOKING AT DIRK'S BUTT OMFG SUBLIMINAL SHIPPING ALL UP IN HERELJFLS;KADFJAL;KSKJKA

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MrSparkleson In reply to KitsuneYagami [2012-10-30 03:17:41 +0000 UTC]

this is the exact level of enthusiasm i was looking for, thank you very much.

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MrSparkleson In reply to emoyaoi19 [2012-10-30 03:00:24 +0000 UTC]

dave is the master of cockblocking 13 year olds

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emoyaoi19 In reply to MrSparkleson [2012-10-30 19:40:19 +0000 UTC]

He is the one. That is him.

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