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Truly a detailed, insightful art piece. I wish I had this breathtaking talent.
Enjoy these e's so I can fill the rest of the character limit:
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Inspirational. Such beauty. Such effort
I can't think of a way to sound shitposty so uh
Have a lame rickroll
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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i wish i died in my sleep last night
now im gonna copy and paste the lyrics of filthy frank fried noodles thanks
"His head fell off!
His head fell off?
Yeah, he was pretty old
Oh, that's it! I've had it with this dump!
We've got no food, we've got no jobs, our pets' heads are falling off!
Pussy, pussy, pussy, can't you see
You bitches can't do it like me
Motherfuckers stay mad, like I killed their mom or something
If you really didn't care, you'd let it be, yo
I've been dying since day one
But y'all knew that
My dick is like Americans
Too fat, but dangerous
I'm the grimiest motherfucker to walk this earth
The shit I do is way below dirty sewers, a connoisseur
I'm a flying reptile
A pterodactyl on Adderall
I've got a bunch of scales that I dug up
You've never heard at all
Eat a dick little faggot, jeez
And furthermore
You're trying to scrap with me
I don't beef, faggot
I'm herbivore
(Hmm)
I crawled into the industry
A saturated circus
Manipulating like Hillary
They say I'm crazy
But lately they've been defending me
Because take a look around, motherfucker
Everyone's digging me
I live in a constant state of fear and misery
Do you miss me anymore?
And I don't even notice
When it hurts anymore
Anymore
Anymore
Anymore
Pussy, pussy, pussy, can't you read
I'm a dirty old pussy eating freak
Motherfuckers still mad
Like I killed their mom or something
If you really didn't care
You'd let me eat
Here we go again
I'll make jokes about your estrogen
That's pretty much the rest of this song
I'm roasting everything
I'm a weird little entity
That'll enter titties
And bust all over the tummy and little nippies
(Ew!)
I know I'm morbid at times
That's how I like to be
They call my dick a mammoth
You're salty you got a micro-d
Classic penis joke
Inserted with appropriate timing
Because if I ain't got a penis line
I ain't dining
No homo, but seriously I'm getting faded
And my life is like my vids
Low budget and underrated
Kids, the only way to succeed
Is to chip away at the soul
And hope by the time you get there
You ain't singin'
I live in a constant state of fear and misery
Do you miss me anymore?
And I don't even notice
When it hurts anymore
Anymore
Anymore
Anymore"
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So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap
Huh!!
DK! Donkey Kong!!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy
Huh!
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Ahh yeah!!
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Jen, I want to say something before this whole thing gets out of control. In 1967, in the hot desert sun, a woman gave birth to a boy in the back of old pick up. She was a whore. She left the boy at a local church. The father at the church didnβt like children, but he knew that being a disciple of the bible he couldnβt possibly not take the small kid. Instead he ended up taking out his frustration on the boy. At the age of three, the boy was forced to use the toilet.
Let me tell you the little fell into his own pile of poop more than once.
By the age of 5, the boy the boy was reading the bible and chopping wood for the fire. Despite the fatherβs harsh character, the boy loved him and thought of him as his true father. By the age of seven the father raped him three times. The boy ran away. He survived four days in the desert by eating cactus and scorpions. He was finally found by a drug cartel boss, who took the boy in. Mr. Sanchez was his name, and he was immediately impressed by the boys intelligence and grown up attitude. Mr. Sanchez provided the boy with an education at a private prep school and a nice house. The boy had sex for the first time when he was 12, the next year he graduated high school. He was the schoolβs star running back. The boy was lost, although he liked Mr. Sanchez, he never thought of him as his father. The boy went to India, were he became a spiritual leader of a large tribe of farmers. With his power he turned the several plots that each tribe member had into a large corporate farm and became a millionaire. His assets grew as he bought into other successful start ups. He often got ahead in business with his great leadership abilities, but once in a while he used violence. This was India after all.
By the time he was 22, the boy had all the money he would ever need. So he bought a yacht and traveled the world for 10 years. For 10 years he visited every major port, slept with girls from every country imaginable and tried every drug ever made (by nature and by man). When he was 33, he was walking on a beach in French Guiana when he met a girl of Irish - Native American decent. She bared his seed. It was boy, perfect health. He moved them to Argentina, then London, and eventually Vermont. The man was 45 now, he has seen everything, accomplished everything, and tried everything. He skied down the Swiss Alps, been at the North Pole, swam with hammerheads, everything! Yet he has never done one simple thing that we all take for granted every day, he met his father. He never played catch with his father; he never talked about women with his father. He never would. He died at the age of 63 when his parachute didnβt open when he was base jumping from Dagger Mountain in Washington, USA. Over three thousand people attended his funeral.
Now Jen, I know what you are thinking. How does this story relate to me? Well I want you to go all the way back to the beginning of the story and remember the woman who gave birth to this incredible boy. You are like this woman. You are like this woman because you are whore.
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This is a beautiful work of art. I do believe it is truly God himself, come down from the heavens to bless us. This has cured my depression and adhd and my deprpession and my adhd and my adhd and my depression.
i have nothing else to say and so the rest im just goin g to uhhh
yes yes yes beautiful amazing wonderful truly a work of art this is amazing and i love it so much you should be very proud you created god himself this is what i live for just so you know son. good day
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the world we live in. it's so... wonderous. mysterious. even magical. no... no no no.. not that world. i meant this one. the smartphone. each system and program app is it's own little planet of perfect. technology. all providing services so necessary, so crucial, so unbelievably profound. look who just sent me a text! addie mccallister? it must be a mistake. or a joke. or a scam! don't send her your social security number. she's right there! that's our user, alex. and, like every freshman in high school, his whole life, everything, revolves around his phone. and, because the pace of life gets, faster and faster... phones down in five. and attention spans get shorter and shorter... and... you're probably not even listening to me right now. who has the time to type out actual words? and that's where we come in. the most important invention in the history of communication! emo gees. that's my home! textopolis. here, each of us does one thing, and we have to nail it every time. christmas tree just has to stand there, all festive. merry christmas! it's still september, tim! and princesses... i am so pretty. they just gotta wear their crowns and keep their hair comb. we are so pretty. devil, poop, thumbs up, they just show up and they're good to go. but for the faces, the pressure is on. cryer always has to cry, even if he just won the lottery. hurray, i'm a millionaire! laugher's always laughing, even if he's just broken his arm. ahh!! ah! i can see the bone!! ah ah ah ah ah... and me, i'm a meh. so i gotta totally be over it all the time, you know? like meh, who cares. which is not as easy as it sounds. i gotta be mehhhhhhhhh i GOTTA! be! mehhhhhhhhh morning misses D, i see you have the little minis with ya! oh, they're so... cute! NYAH, SO ADORABLE, I CAN'T TAKE IT! I WILL NEVER GET THEM TO SLEEP! STICK TO YOUR ONE FACE, WEIRDO. OLE! OLE! OH NO! OH NO! it's hard to only act blasΓ©. when, living in textopolis is.... just so exciting! hah low good simeans! those ah some shalp attach shays! yes, well we have business to attend to. whot kind off business? monkey business. ha ha ha ha, i sounded british. meh... Oh, that was really good.. meh ? meh ... meh ha ha... what the freak ya doing there, mate? practicing. today is my first day on the phone. oh, droit. i'm gonna be so.. meh. what are you going to do? blah! me and the boys are gonna throw ourselves on the barbie! woo! puh-zow! gooday, mate! hey, koh knee chee wah! sorry emote icons!! oh, I hate knocking over the elderly.. let me help, let me help... oh, my colon!!! ducks... hey, is that the time? HEY, my eyes are up here, pal! woo ooh hoo! woo hoo! right on time! and last week, Alex sent me next to THIS text! huh? huh? HA HA HA THAT ELEPHANT PISSED HIMSELF HA HA HA AH HAH HA HAH HAH UH HUH HUH why are YOU laughing, freak? ho ho ha ha ha! now, unlike me, my parents are total pros. gene, please tell me you weren't laughing just now. gene so help me i swear oh, he was, I remember. let's go see if you can get it right. i have some bad news, gene, and i'm afraid that you'll have the wrong reaction. ok, what's the wrong reaction? anything other than meh. come on! i don't want to be late! i'm not letting you go to work today. wait, WHAT? you're just not ready, son. come on!! working in a cube is an Emoji's whole purpose in life! everybody my age is working on the phone except for me! oh sweetie, that's not true. ow! YEAH! i'm going to work on the phone and I'm only ten! that's because I believe in you! should we wash our hands? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! we're number two! we're number two! see? i, i know i'm different, ok? but, i need to... i can be meh... i just... want to be a working emoji, you know, like... everybody else... and then... i would finally fit in, you know? ah, you fit in, honey. no I don't, mom. I never have. but I could change all that if you just let me! just give me a chance! but what if you get sent out on the phone, making the wrong face? no dad, i'll make the right face! look! maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah? you're so handsome when you make that face. i think he's ready, mel. meh. come on, dad. let me prove it to you. if you really think you're ready... YES! yes i am! i promise i won't let you down! wow! Congratulations, everyone! What an exciting day for all of you! oh, it's really her! oh, pizza! first day on the job, hi, hi! don't be nervous! i won't bite! hi, i'm smiler! ho ho ho ho ho... DON'T TOUCH ME! Hi! i mean.. hey.. as you know, i'm smiler, i'm the system supervisor here, because I was the original emoji. here's how it works. it's nothing fancy! wait a minute... it's really fancy! you each have your own cube on the emoji bar! if alex chooses you, should you be so lucky, your cube will light up! it's showtime! the scanner will scan you, and that scan will get sent right up to alex's text box. and let me tell you guys, there is nothing like getting scanned for the first time. a har, you're gonna love it. now over here is the favorites section, where you'll find all the most popular emo gees. and of course, you'll find my cube here. whoo. you are smooth. just doing my duty. ha ha ha! what did i say? come on, tell me you aren't just a little bit tempted? steven, for the last time, i don't want to buy a timeshare. come on, man, it's high five! you know me! i'm a favorite! Alex hasn't picked you in weeks. when he stops picking you, you're no longer a favorite. there's gotta be some sort of mistake, i mean, look at me, i'm an attractive, hand-giving high five! oh! fistbump! come on in! hey, ladies! FISTBUMP? he's a knucklehead! literally! look at him, I can look like that! ugh, ow, cramp.. big mistake.. oh... help me.. help up a hand.. oh... here you go... thanks mate... hey, little man, how about you create a distraction, and i'll just slip under the rope! uh, oh, is someone lost? smiler, hiya, just leaving. yeah, you know, just killing time before i go back to my cube in the far corner where Alex can't even See Me ANYMORE! you may not be a favorite anymore, but you will always have a place, in a cube! yeah, in the nosebleeds... uh, i'm standing right here? words hurt. the most important thing I can tell you is to just be yourself... basically, happy itself... i am always smiling... places, please! emo gees to your cubes! attention, we've got incoming! gotta be meh, gotta be meh. oh my gosh, my own cube! i can't believe it... oh, i could put a plant over here, and over here could go an inspirational calendar, okay, gotta be meh... look at our son get on there, i'm beaming... with pride! you don't think he'll actually get picked, do you? heiroglyphics. heiroglyphics was an ancient language of picture forms. does that remind anyone of anything. hello. a language of pictures... anyone? early heiroglyphics back in ancient... i gotta reply to addie's text! what should i write? nothing! nothing? words aren't cool. ok, be cool, be cool... alright, alex is not sure how he wants to play this... oh! i would really love it to be me! beam me up! beam me up! i need thumbs up on standby! oh yeah! thumbs up is going in! wait! alex is changing his mind! he's moving! ok, looks like it's gonna be meh... i'm so nervous, i could almost shrug. we are go for meh! initiating scan! okay, you can do this. ah! i can't do this! i can't do it! stop the scan! i can't, it's too late! oh! what's he doing? he's making the wrong face! good for him, little... wait, what? ugh. abort, abort! oh, shi... shut it down, shut it down! ah! what is that emoji? all the emo gees present, evacuate the cube! evacuate the cube! i gotta get out of here! i'm trying! oh, jeez. sorry, everybody. that is not what i meant to do! i kinda.. i kinda panicked.. are you even a meh at all? uh, who, me? like you are, is a malfunction! a malfunction? no, i can be meh, just give me one more chance? you know what would be really fun? a board meeting, where we can find out what to do with you! i just wanted to be useful, you know, fit in! now everybody's calling me a malfunction. i am a malfunction. even if you are a malfunction, gene, your mom and dad still love ya. i knew you weren't ready. let's get you out of here and take you home. one day, all of this will blow over, and everyone will almost forget about what you did. until then, you should probably stay locked up in the apartment. wait, you're gonna hide me away? you're embarrased of me. it's for your own safety. we're trying to protect you, son. gene, where are you going? i'm not going to run away from this. i'm an emoji, and, even though i'm not exactly sure which one... i've gotta have some sort of purpose here, i know it. gene, no! sweetie, please! so, how'd it go, gavel? hey, lightbulb, tell me what's going on in there. what... poop... what is it? tell me turd, tell me truth. what happened? i know it was an accident. we all have accidents you're so soft, poop. not too soft, i hope. i came up here to defend myself, but, uh, you seem pretty happy. so, good news? i'm always happy. oh, right, yeah, truth. but the only thing that could ever make me unhappy, is if one of our emo gees has made a mistake. which would cause alex to lose faith in the phone... and then, our whole gets wiped out! smiler, i devil pinky swear promise to you that i will never, ever make a mistake in the cube again. oh, we know you won't, gene. we know you won't! ha ha, you know, the first time you said it it sounded genuine, but then you repeated it, and, and then, now it's weird. we're setting you up! with our best anti virus bots! so they'll, like, uh, they'll just, they're gonna fix me? actually, delete you. but yes! wait, what? if you get deleted, you don't have to worry about department heads, or the future, or lying about being a malfunction! because you're deleted, right? right! good job! bots! no! stop, he's escaped! party time! oh, wait a minute... the air is better here! beer, tea... i'm coffee! sorry... ish... so ish e. my old cube! ugh, pinkeye. mike! my name's not mike... ah! there's AV bots coming! what, me? just because i'm in the wrong section? holy toledo! what do we do? quick! this way! let's go! don't tell anyone you're about to see this. they'll never find us down here. where are we? the basement? nope. welcome to the loser lounge, where the emo gees who never get used, hang out. go fish! fishcake with swirls sweep so you won't cry. sweep so you won't cry. sweep so you won't cry. i almost got deleted! me! high five! hey, what's up high five? they weren't trying to delete you, they were trying to delete me. you? what's so important about you that they'd send out an entire team of bots? they say... i'm a malfunction. gasp oh, you bringing malfunctions in here now, high five? for crying out loud, abandoned luggage, that had better not be my leftover chinese food... uh... what chinese food? huh ha! do you have any idea what it's like to be living large? hashtag blessed? the favorite of the favorites, and then demoted to this pit of despair? here, will you hit my callouses for me? at least you're a working emoji, that's all i ever wanted. well, if that's all it will take you to be satisfied, then just find a hacker and get reprogrammed. it's not that complicated. where would i find a hacker? in the piracy app, duh. ugh. and who took my clear nail polish? piracy app? to get there, i mean, i have to leave textopolis. so? i've done it. would you be a brother. one of the princess emo gees left the phone altogether, now she lives on the cloud... mmm... ooh, that is good. i'm sure the hacker that helped her do that could easily reprogram you. The name's jailbreak. jailbreak? that's great? reprogrammed. i just need to get reprogrammed, and then i can finally be the meh i was meh to be! help me find that hacker high five, will you? please? maybe this hacker can help you, too? like, rewrite some code? get you into the favorites sections? wait a minute! ow. i've been trying to use my charisma and sensitive entitlement to get me back on top when all I need is a hacker! today's your lucky day! let's roll! hey, can i come too? talk to the hand, bretheren. i thought i was... bye, felicia. ciao, fishcake with swirls. daddy's headed back to the VIPs where he belongs! wait, what about the bots? good point, good point. ow, ow ow, ow... hey... i shouldn't have picked the cactus. i shouldn't have picked it. you didn't even try to get the tree, it's baffling. let's go. high five? hello? high five! where are you? i'm right here! here we are! end of the text aisle. no way. come on, gene, it's perfectly safe! ah! gene, help me! high five! oh no, this is all my fault, high five, I... i'm just messing with you! it's just one of those rubber finger monster puppets from the eighties, i collected the whole set! alright, you coming? uh, what do i do? what do you mean? just take a step through the other side. this, is it. the next time i come back here, i'll be a real meh. high five? woah! are you finished? where, where are we? welcome... to the wallpaper! wow. this place is incredible! each app is a whole new world. ow, that's my face, get off my face, thank you. what is this place? WeChat! it's like a whole other world! oh, it is. what are they? they're bubble pups, they might be cute, but man, are they clean. bubble pups? they're stickers, gene, try to get with the program? this is so cool! wait, what's in that one! everybody's talking about themselves! how does he know so many people? none of these people know him, but they like him, and that's what matters in this life, popularity. uh, i, i think i'd rather just have a real friend. a real friend? how's that going to get you anywhere? what you need are fans! they give you complete and unrelenting support! as long as you're on top. poor gene, i blame myself. i blame you, too. i just wanted to be supported. you just wanted a vacation. you take that back, mel. bots, they haven't found gene by now. he must have skipped town. you mean the wallpaper? our boy's on the run. how about we find him ourselves? yeah, sure. tell those bots to follow those mehs. i'm sure they'll know about all those freaky deaky apps Gene would hide out in. i'm really good at making plans, you guys, right? here we are, the piracy app! this is where we'll find jailbreak. um, but this is, the dictionary app. that's just what alex wants his parents to think. this is called a skin. really? what could a teenage boy possibly want to hide from his parents? just try to keep up, this place can get a little rough. ahoy mateys, look who's back! high five! i'm a bit of a celebrity here, always welcome. ow! loser! come on, follow me. oh, great, emo gees! i thought the conversation just got dumber. ugh, internet trolls, just ignore them. eventually, they'll get a job, or a girlfriend, or some sort of purpose in life, and then they'll stop. virus, we'll just, we'll just walk over this way... hi! it's so great to see you again! do i know you? it's spam! just sign here and i can get you special discounts on vitamins and coupon offers that can save you up to 25 percent! 25 percent? nonono no no, don't get sucked in! back off, spam! it's the only way to do it. back off! thank you very much! you can illegally download our CD right here! hey, trojan horse, how are you? yeah, what'll it be had? i'll have a bottle of... hack, daniels, hmm? maybe with a plate of... cheese, and hackers, kapeesh? you try to buy a hacker, you can just ask, you know. oh, sorry, um, yes. we're looking for a hacker named jailbreak. oh, i know a guy who could hook you up. right over there. oh, yes. patable. no, not him. her! wait, he's a she? hey! jailbreak! mind if we join in? yes. that's the thing about the internet, is that you never know if someone's being ironic or sincere. i sincerely, unironically want you to go away. ha ha ha ha, so good... so here's the thing, my friend gene here has a little problem. well, see, i'm supposed to be a meh, but i don't really feel... yeah, yeah, and we thought that you could help... the princess, you know, off the phone... woah, hold up, that's not a meh face. bots, they're after me! how are you doing that? look, it's just something that i can do, can you help us? follow me. bots, delete my history! i need to wipe my entire hard drive! i made the most delicious cinnamon buns! maybe if there was something to uh, jog my memory? come on! move! hey trolls, wipe our mailbox wearing a tuxedo! hi, it's so great to see you again! this tunnel will get us out of here! move! get us out of here! move! did that cloud taste sweet to you? ow. ow. ow. help me. help, i'm stuck! sweet motherboard! where am i? candy crush! get me out of here! hey, cornface! try getting him out the top! already on it! hold tight, gene! woah! woah! this feels very off.. and smells. i mean, it smells delicious, but, i still don't like it! the game obviously thinks you're a candy, even though you're, weirdly misshapen, you know? what do i do? stay very still! don't worry, we've got your back! right, high five? hey, fingers! you wanna focus? for your information, i happen to have a sugar addiction, and it's a very, serious... hey, finger head, we have to get Gene out of the game without blowing him up! i don't want to blow up! we have to match up the candies so that Gene will drop to the bottom. and we can't match him with any yellows, or else... oh! don't do that, please don't do that. watch. got it? knock 3 in a row, don't blow gene up, got it. and, we have to be careful. yeah yeah yeah. careful! woo hoo! candy! yo! no no no! don't do yellow! do NOT do the yellow! i said careful! hey, addie! i... i was just wondering, if, you are... tasty. what? um... delicious. excuse me? sweet. hey addie! uh... hi nikki. see you later, alex sugar crush. ah! i'm so over this. Wireless Repair Service, how may I help you? i'd like to make an appointment. it's like this phone is playing games with me! woah! hey, what does this do? get me out of here! ooh... suck it in... stop it... stop it... ow ow ow... it's not working! well, there's one option left. we line you up with the yellows. but you said not to do that! special candies get transported to that jar. the game might think that you're a special candy. and... what if it doesn't think i'm a special candy? well... ah! jailbreak, hello? hello, jailbreak? uh, sorry. what if it doesn't think i'm a special candy? oh, i'm not too worried about it. alright, just do it. gene, gene! you're alive! you were trying to see if i had somehow turned into candy, weren't you? yes i was. and you have not! hey, looks like something popped up on alex's calender. ah, i'm sure it's nothing. uh, alex made an appointment at the phone store? calm down, everyone, calm down. don't worry, everything is fine. maybe alex just wants to buy some accessories. uh, his appointment is with techinical support. well, i'm sure we'll have plenty of time to figure this out. uh, his appointment is for tomorrow. then maybe it's just for some routine maintenance? uh, actually, it's to erase the phone. listen, gene, i'm about to become your knight in shining armor. you are? oh yeah. but first, we need to get uploaded to the cloud. that's where we'll find the source code to reprogram you. the... cloud? isn't that off the phone? ding dingding ding! you got it! mmhm, yeah, the cloud! off the phone! uh! we're in candy crush, oz, i know a shortcut to just dance, which is right next to dropbox, where we can get uploaded to the cloud. mmhm, of course, just go dive into the dropbox and vroom! hold up, here's the stinker. before they let us into the cloud, we have to get past this... firewall. the firewall uses face identification. it's really annoying, because i've already tried to get through. guessed wrong once, and now i'm locked out for life. locked out for life? you're thinking, because i can make different faces, the firewall will think i'm different emo gees! yeah, i wanted to say it, because it was my idea. you know, women are always coming up with stuff that men are taking credit for. you know what, well, let's hit the road. high five, you coming? i'm coming! why do i always think i'm going to come around on black licorice? ah! oh! my precious... move it! sudden death, here we come! let's try this one... you tube? wow, what an original treat, and i don't even need a remote. that guy is so expressive. he reminds me of gene. yes, something's really wrong here. our son is a malfunction, and you should have never let him go into that cube. don't blame me for that now, i am hopping mad at you. see? mary, i think we're being followed, but don't overreact. uh oh. i told you not to overreact. what are you doing now? i could be in there for hours. hey, where are you going. i think we should go our seperate ways, mel. i thought i knew the meh that i married, but maybe i don't. but, mary? this tunnel will help us avoid the bots. thanks for helping us. it's really, really nice of you. NPD, dude. you're helping me! move along, move it, why so slow? high five, stop, why are you getting so close? back off. i can't stop now, i'm having a sugar rush! i'm going to go around you. if i stop moving, my heart's going to explode! coming through, jailbreak! watch out! hey! watch it, knuckle butt! i can't feel my face! ha ha! jailbreak, you said back there that i'm... helping you. i've been trying to get past that firewall for months! ha ha ha ha ha, come on, come on, the faster we go, the faster I can become a favorite! ah ha ha ha ha ha! woo hoo! look at me i just want to bounce out of here, get off the phone, and live on the cloud! hee hee! ow! what just happened! you know, you don't like it here? there are so many rules here! what is up with that? the cloud's supposed to be amazing, it's full of dreams too... oh, sugar crash. i can't hold on anymore. catch me, gene, catch me! and you can be whoever you want! thanks. we're free! come on! oh, oh my gosh, my hands are sweating. you know what, come to think of it, i don't really remember there ever being a hacker emoji. oh, um, you know, you're taking too much of my brain space, let's try to keep the chit chat to a minimum. ooh, someone likes you. what are you talking about? this just like when peace sign gave me just one finger, i knew she was in love with me. let's go! ugh, i'm never eating another piece of candy ever again... high-five, don't do it! don't you do it! it's already been in there once. don't do it. wow. move it! are my fingers getting fat? i'll tell you what, this bandage wasn't so tight before. okay, we get through this app, and dropbox is right on the other side. we just need to keep it super DL in here. and no matter what, we can't, turn it, on. OMG this turned it on! what? i'm a hand, it's a big red button! woah. no no no no! what's happening! welcome to just dance! follow my moves and you get to move forward! do the wrong moves and you get an X! three strikes and you're out! out? what does she mean by out? digital death. thanks to you, fingers, now we're going to have to dance our way out. which is alright with me, because I can shake it like michael. or michael's glove, anyway. Are you ready to daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnccccccee? this is bad, gene, i can't dance, i got no groove! come on, everybody can dance! not me, okay? i'm really stiff... see? you don't... understand? okay, no no. stop, stop. you have to stop. i see now what you are saying? just follow her moves. ready to dance in three! this i can't do! two! dude! just shut up and... dance! i'm just doing it! hee hee! shamon! jailbreak! i got you! look, just do the music, express yourself! dance? yeah, you got it! now throw some sauce on that dance burrito! woo hoo! i'm doing it! i'm finally nailing this dance! you got it! hee hee! oh ho ho! great job! now you're moving on to free dance! impress us with your moves to move forward! more dancing? you're killing it, gene! nice! take it gene! you can break it! wait a minute! i've never seen that dance before! what's it called? the emoji... bob? i love it! you do! everybody! do the emojiiiiiiiiiii bob! ha ha ha! woo! oh! princess! woah! you're the princess emoji! you never got off the phone! new player! who? oh no! we gotta go! no worry, they're robots, they can't dance! downloading thought protocol... can't dance, he says. heh. hey alex, you gonna dance for us? alex, that's extra homework for you. yeah, alex's getting wicked, ha ha ha... alex must be deleting the app! watch out! we gotta get out of here! come on! hoo! this song is my jam! high five! come on! let's go! hurry! gene! i got you! gene! gene... hey, wait a minute, where's high five? alex trashed the app.. and high five right along with it. wait, what? wait, trashed? high five is in the trash? he wanted to dance... but, i knew it was a bad idea... i'm so sorry... we gotta get him out of there. gene, dropbox is right here, we have to get to the cloud! and the trash is on the other side of the phone! we don't know how many other bots are out there! i'm sorry! no, wait! i can't go without high five. i don't care how far away it is. gene... that's my friend down there. i'm not going to just let him get deleted. what, what is it? i've always just thought, you've got to look out for number one... but what good is it to be number one, if there aren't any other numbers? wow, okay. i'm sorry, this is, this is my malfunction, i just, i can't be meh about anything, this is why i'm going to be reprogrammed. well, actually, it's kinda cool. wait, really? no, i think i know a shortcut. we can take the music streams in spotify. let's go give that big hand a hand. come on! now it's trashed the just dance app, and our bots are offline, and it's giving me a real headache... i am so angry! i really need to stay happy. can we please lighten the mood? no one can resist la fiesta! ole! not that happy. ow! we've only got four hours before alex's phone appointment. if they find a malfunction on the phone, we are all going to be wiped! she said wiped! aim higher, steven. i didn't want to have to do this, but it is fun to press buttons. the illegal upgrade! now that makes me happy! ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! i just want to dance.. dance... argh! quiet, you saucy gypsy. ugh, where am i? hi! it's so great to see you again! you're in the trash, fingers for brains! get away from me, troll! hi! it's so great to see you again! i've got to get out of here. you can't! and at the end of the day, the trash gets emptied, and we're all going to die! oh no, no, no! this is the last face you will ever see! this is spotify? yep, every one of those streams is a different song. is it safe? are you sure that this is a good idea? that's the point of the wave, dude! can we at least pick a... a colorless stream? okay buzzkill... alex, a bunch of people are hitting the promenade, and i think addie might be there, too... that's perfect! i have an appointment down there, anyway! i've got to get this phone fixed! hey, bubble butt! yeah. ah, much better. so, i gotta ask, is it true that when a princess whistles, birds fly down from the skies.. hello, stereotype, that is a complete and total myth! i'm sorry. did you realize that in the first emoji set, a woman can either be a princess, or a bride? that's why I need to get to the cloud, where you can be whatever you want to be! get ready! whale song coming! wait, wait, whale what? whale song! from alex's biology DVD! woah! wow! woah! ha ha ha ha. you're not going to see that sitting around in a cube. funny, you went out of the cube, and I went in. gene, that means you can't be yourself. what's the point? you know, i think you're pretty cool just the way you are. we're, we're going to need this. nobody knows, the touchscreen dramascene. nobody knows my screenshot... trash? me? i used to be somebody. here i am, in an old email Alex never sent. addie, blah blah blah blah blergh... and then there's me! high five! right there! doing my job! FYI, nobody cares about you. just leave me, troll, and let me die! in this dump alone! let me look for the world's smallest violin in here, so that you can play it! is that the hand angel of mercy? has she finally come for me? give me your hand! i mean, give me yourself! take my hand, angel! i'm ready to take my place amongst the other great hands of the past. it's me, gene! gene? the one and only. gene! i got him! take me with you! high five! let go of me! you'd leave me down here? you were wrong, troll, people do care about me! and i'm not upset, troll! do you see how not upset I am? gene! you came back for me! you saved me... it wasn't just me, jailbreak helped, too. she's a hugger. give her a squeeze. oh, nonono no. not really, nothing great. i'm not feeling your feelings, relieve me! you filthy trolls, I inhaled your stench, and I was once one of you, so I feel your pain. so now, go. be free! smooth sailing from here. huh ha ha! ugh. gene! gene... gene? are you insta gramming? oh, where is my gene... oh, mary, you've really done it this time. no, you haven't. mel? what are you doing in alex's trip to france album? i was looking for you. none of this is your fault, mary. it's mine. what do you mean? is that a tear on your cheek? it's my fault gene is the way he is. i have other expressions, too. i think they've just been buried away. but with gene going missing, and thinking i might have lost you, too... oh, mel, why didn't you tell me? i didn't know myself. right now, i'm so overwhelmed with passionate feelings for you. mary, my love for you burns with the intensity of a red hot flame. oh, i like it. let's go find our son. together. we'll always have paris, mary. so you're a princess. so you have a little tiara, very fancy. is it true when a princess whistles, birds fly that's what i said! no, guys, that's a stupid myth! what awkward virgin haven are you living in? go read an e-book! educate yourself! uh, jailbreak? what the? what is that? smiley must have upgraded her bots! let's get out of here before it... hi, do you remember me, it's smiler! i'm coming to you live from the amphitheater, why don't you come back to textopolis and we can talk through our differences, okay? my friend here will escort you, alright, i'm gonna see you soon, buddy, bye now! we're actually going to delete them in front of everyone. psst, it's still on. it's still on? oh! jiminy, attack the frauds! seperate! take a look! jailbreak! gene! this way! it's still onto me! over here! let's go! we have to make it to dropbox! yes! no! go low! woah! don't worry, it can't get in. it's illegal malware, and this app is secure. come on. welcome to dropbox! you are about to leave the phone. remain seated, please! permanecer sentados por favor! might want to hang on! why do they call it dropbox, anyway? oh, this is why! i see why now! i'd better not see that candy corn again! we made it! you guys, chill. we still have to get past... that. oh... shaw. welcome to the firewall, how may I help you? alright, here goes! what should I do? sit in the corner, and don't say a word. keep those soft fingers to yourself. yes, your majesty, princess of nightmares! now gene, step onto the password icon, and i'll feed you the passwords. okay. okay. ten, eleven, two thousand and two. ten, eleven, two thousand and two. ow. cough. access denied. okay, try a different expression. is it going to blast me every time i messed up? yeah, kind of. what do you mean kind of? ready? welcome to the firewall. his favorite food. chimichangas! chimichangas? ow. access denied. huh. this might take a while. oh boy. krav maga! krav maga. major lazer! major lazer. what did i do now? ow. skate, or die! access denied. denied. denied. denied. i don't get it! we've tried all of the important things in alex's life! his favorite pet, his sport, his favorite grandma... i'm sorry, gene. i let us all down. now, if I had to come up with a password, I'd probably use the name of a girl I like. i've been all over the phone! he's never mentioned a girl. yes he has! hi. when I was in the trash, I read a very interesting email, but, i'm just a dunce, in the corner, forbidden to speak... what email? sorry, what? what email? uh, took it out, at school, he was declaring his feelings of love for her, i guess instead of sending it he tossed it in the trash. high five, this is very important. what is her name? her name, yes! excellent question. it... was... tina. karen. marge. lint, lindsay. ack, allison. sarah, or, lupita. i want to say lupita, but that doesn't feel right, now i'm saying it out loud. ugh.. gotta find that email, i think i can access the trash. i got it! addie! yes! yes, that's it, addie! i knew i'd get there! dear addie, you and I, we are like diamonds in the sky. you're a shooting star I see. a vision, ecstacy. shining bright like a diamond. he used a high-five, see? guess now we know why he trashed it. ooh, shade. guys, should we try this? addie! access granted. oh snap. this place, is, amazing. wow, i can't believe it. woah. one little emoji could sure get lost in a place like this. i... i guess we should, make you, a meh before that bot comes back home. oh, oh, so we're gonna do that now. we had a deal, right? yeah, okay. right. i, uh, guess i'll start hacking. ha! we did it, gene! all our dreams are coming true! i'll be alex's favorite again, and you'll be a real meh! ha ha, yeah! do the hand dance. do the hand dance. and pinky. pop it with the pinky. pop it with the pinky. yeah, but this all seems kinda super fast now, doesn't it? i didn't expect to be having these feelings right now. well, maybe you should go and express them while you still can. so, uh, i've been thinking, um, ever since we. jailbreak, you're the coolest, most interesting emoji i've ever met. and, after all the adventures that we've had, i'm just not sure that i want all of that to go away. because, my feelings, right now, are, like, huge. i just think that they could be enough for me to want to stay the way that I am. if it means that i could stay here, with you, like, forever. forever and ever. and ever. maybe longer than that, even? like in the fairy tales. uh... wait, wuh, what is that? gene, if this is about you deciding not to be meh, then, i am all about that. i like you just the way you are, but i had a plan. right. i'm not just some princess, gene, waiting for my prince. i mean, uh, what you said was beautiful, but, gene... ha ha ha! you're all... meh! the source code worked! turns out I didn't need it. for the first time in life, meh is all I feel. oh! gene! i have an appointment. i'm a little early. no prob. i can take you right now. jailbreak! ah! don't do that! that freaking huge bot has got gene back inside the phone! what? he left being more meh than the meh-est meh face i've seen! what did you say to him? it's what I didn't say. we gotta go get him. how are we going to get there in time before he gets deleted? ugh.. i can't believe i'm doing this. you tell anyone you saw this and I'll crack more than those knuckles. woah. birds do like princesses! it's not a myth! it's not a myth at all! what happened with becoming a favorite? because i'd rather have one real friend. let's go get him. i can't wait to see that emoji's face! look at that expression! is that for realizing that you've put all of textopolis at risk? causing Alex to question our reliability? hmm? hey, now that's going too far, even for me! if we could delete this malfunction, before he gets dissapointed, Alex will realize there's nothing wrong with the phone. and any last words? meh. well, it's too late for that. delete him! wait! you delete gene, you'll have to delete me, too. what? i have the same malfunction gene has. dad? oh gosh, i don't know what to do! yes i do! BOTS! sorry misses meh. wow. i did not see that one coming. smiler, I think you might be making too much stink out of all this. oh really? how about you're next? i was wrong, gene. i should have believed in you all along. oh, what a touching daddy son reunion moment! it reminds me of the time I deleted you both! oh wait! that's this time! delete the two malfunctions! How's that for an entroof gasp oh, great. I can't reach! oh no! what did you do to my beautiful monst Ow my tooth! hand, button! jailbreak? oh, gene... you really are a meh... what happened to looking out for number one? being number one doesn't matter if there aren't any other numbers. alex's appointment! he's deleting the phone! nononono no no no no! show me alex. are you sure you want to delete everything? do it! red alert! alex, no! game over. fellas, i'm afraid this is the last call. dude, addie's here. you should go over. every time I try, i screwed up! i don't even know how to tell her how I feel! if we help alex connect to addie, maybe he won't delete us. i might be able to bypass the wipe and get a text through to him. but we'll only have time to send one. maybe I should go! he has love in his eyes. send me! alex looks nervous, too! he's more shy than nervous! stop! it's gene. he's all of those things! emo gees should only be one thing! oh, really? gasp the princess! linda? not now, mom! gene, you got this. that's not me anymore. but I have to try. it's starting! no! it's ending! almost in? working on it! mom? dad? no.. i'm in! last time I was in this cube I screwed everything up. gene, why do you think I came back? it's because of you. me. it's all inside of you, gene. just try to bring it back. and do you. high five! i don't want to wave goodbye! it's now or never, gene! jailbreak, now! woah! she got this emoji! no way! hey, i got your text! that's one super cool emoji! i know, right? a lot of feelings in one! i get it! i like that you're one of those guys who actually expresses feelings! yeah, that's me! so, do you think you cou yes, i'd love to go to the dance with you. we made it! oh, i could have lost you, peter pinky finger... oh, you wretchy ring finger, even you, tiberius thumb... change your mind? yeah, maybe it's weird, but i'm going to hold onto it. gene, you did it! you saved us all! oh, mel... gee hee eene! gee hee hee heene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! and us! and high five! and high five! and high five! and high five! hey, what happened, gene? slap me some skin! and a little orange for the pinky! hey high five! save a little hand for later! unless you know the hamburger! back on top of the hand pile! you're not on the list! wait, what? what's going on? ha! from now on, everyone is welcome! wait, what is all this? it's for you, gene! everybody! the emoji bob! this is so jazzy... go eggplant! go eggplant! go eggplant! we are out of Alex's pocket, emo gees! this is not a butt dial! to your cubes! are we up and running? roger that. good, because we got incoming! looks like it's gonna be gene. hey gene, ready to try out your new cube? in 3, 2...
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You tell me I wonβt listen
Youβre all alone, youβre tellinβ me
Itβs all a joke, sheβs tellinβ me
Like a misheard game of telephone
These are the girls of my world
Like a misspelled word Iβll never use
Itβs there in black and white
Itβs all freshly typed
Iβm truly sorry, but things have changed
Youβre not the girl I used to know
Itβs killing me
And in the depths of my memories
Your stories echo from the past
Because your fears caught up with you at last
Sorry, I really am
My final words are on the page
In black and white
And down the hallway of memories
Your vibrant eyes emit a glow
That drains my heart of love
These emotions taking overβ¦
My, what a sight
My, my, what an interesting sight
Your tears
My blood
My color
Sorry, but things have changed
Youβre not the girl I used to know
Itβs killing me
And in the depths of my memories
Your stories echo from the past
Because your fears caught up with you at last
My final words are on the page
IN BLACK & WHITE
Your vibrant eyes emit a glow
That drains my heart of life
i hate myself for doing this
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This is the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my life. The shading is perfect, the colors are so appealing to the eyes. Phineas just pops to life in this picture. I can tell you did a lot of work on this, it's so perfect. Only the best of artists can pull this off. It's so unique. The fur looks very realistic. I want it to crawl into my room at night and skin me alive. When I look at it, it makes me feel all fuzzy inside. If only this was a body pillow, I would sleep with it every night and never let it go. The eyes pop like a model's booty. Thank you for this masterpiece
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This art shows love and yes even life,the style is just amazing,and oh the character chosen to be drawn by such a lovely artist.The shading is just perfect and how it looks at us,it looks like it really sees us.The size is well done,and the size of that neck!OH!It shows talent,love,life,pain,and sadness. Now some may say "oh this is just ugly" well i disagree because it is just amazing and pleasing to the eyes.
They got the colors spot on making it even better! ha ha!
my final thoughts:how do people say there is no god when this is here!
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This is a master piece that must be shown to the world. Its wonderful, the colors bring the painting to life. Its just a bootiful painting.
I must give this a 11/10
y e s
wonderful
lively
a masterpiece
dank
awesome
y e s
100/10
very lovely
Very pretty
y e s
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Y E S
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The FitnessGramβ’ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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HOT HOT HOT HOT EVEN POKEY WOULD GO STRAIGHT FOR HIM HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT MY EYES ARE CRYING TEARS OF GOLD HOT HOT HOT HOT I LOVE HIM HES SO HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT ITS A NO BRAINER, FAVORITE.NOW. HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HIS BEAUTIFUL EYES CARESS MINE IN A NEVER ENDING LOVE ITS AMAZING HIS LEGS ARE LIKE THEY'VE NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE, I WANT HIM TO TOUCH ME SO I CAN TELL MY FRIENDS I'VE BEEN TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL. :weary:
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This basically is art in a pure form. The emotion, the passion, everything is just so amazing.
It's so original, it puts other art to shame.
It's nice and clean, allowing me to see the emotion easily.
Having your hopes and dreams broken is hard to describe, but this piece of true artwork expresses it perfectly. No other form of art could ever do that as well as this one. This is pure, amazing art.
And the name is amazing! It allows people to know that you've tried so hard on this picture, and that it needs a favorite because of it. This is how it's done, artists.
I've never seen anything more beautiful in my entire life.
8923749328129048019471097589120975020529725825790578932847/1. Amazing.
Unrelated but I got a lego jungle ad it was h0t
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This is beatiful
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thank you
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holy fucking shit
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i make the greatest critiques
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the βloser,β and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3Γ5 card reading, βPlease use this M&M for breeding purposes.β This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this βgrant money.β I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
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I can't handle the fact that your icon fits so well with your criticism
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This piece is very unique from a lot of your other art. It's more.... Special than the others. The use of the pixel tool on this picture is a good touch to the kid-ish feel. The use of the colors and shading make it very nostalgic for me, and the eyes are very beautiful. I love the collar-esque part that's on him. It's very pretty. The lines on the majority of the area are very well made, and I find it stunning how it's a gorgeous orange color. Over all, this piece is very spectacular. Very good job on it, I r8 8/8, m8 :^)
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thank you for this heart warming comment, this piece took me all night and I was hoping it would impact other like this. I am glad you feel this way, that was the purpose of this artworkΒ
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This is what real art looks like, and it's what all art should be. Looking upon this is like looking upon the mighty face of god. I feel one with the universe when I look at it. Visually, it is perfection. Every line and angle has been perfectly and carefully made, filled with passion and artistic skill. At the same time, it has a sadness to it. It reminds me of mortality, the fate of all human beings to eventually return to the dust from whence we came, to die, and to finally realize that all this time, our lives were but a short instance in the universe, a tiny insignificant event. I want a McRib.
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unfortunately i am already married to the berlin wall
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The unholy moley Underworld bully I will crush those who oppose me Just like mummy told me My Ambitions are cavernous My motto is avarice With loot I get amorous With gold I am ravenous My manner is bombastic My statement sarcastic My flows pyroclastic My legends dynastic When I rise like Lazarus My Odor is always hazardous Your skill is at best average There's no way you can handle this I noticed your moves are atrocious So quote this Hopeless is what you are now bow down to a true star My voice is like like thunder I'll leave the earth to asunder so don't make a blunder you'll be six feet under you better hide under covers I'll do what I wanna Did your feelings get hurt Step up girl you better stay alert Or you're gonna be nappin' up in that dirt Fortissimole and I'm putting in work Well I hope you like this room Cause now it will be your tomb All your plans I will ruin if you Don't play to my tune I thought you were gonna dig deep You sure didn't must be kiddin Now you can't make a peep Fortissimole in these streets Yeah Pause for the cause From the windows to the walls See victory is not yours I came for the roars of applause And you're the main course Victory is mine.
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You better have a look at this, sir. - Commercial flight. - No. Too fast, sir. - One of our own? - Air Force has nothing scheduled. We've got ourselves a bogey. Orange Leader to Delta Group, anticipate visual contact... now. Holy cow pie! Hi. Nice antiques. Gotta blast. Fusion mix, stable. Engines cycling at one million gigajoules. Cool. We didn't blow up. Great. Jimmy, I think they want us to pull over. No time for that, Carl. Stand by with the satellite. OK. What do I do again? You're the deployment system, Carl. As soon as we clear the atmosphere, you just throw it. - Right. - Prepare to leave the atmosphere. Sorry about the toast, dear. I had to make it in the oven. - I can't find our toaster anywhere. - Looky. This oven toast is brilliant, sugar booger. And your yolks are absolutely perfect, too. Run away with me, my love. OK. But we'll have to take my car because your transmission needs a new compression cuff. Whatever. This is a good one. Quack, quack. Would you call Jimmy? He's going to miss the bus. Jimmy, breakfast! Time to come down! # Down, down, down, down, quack Down, down, down, down, quack Up, up, up. Engaging pulse rockets now! - No! - Now? Is this supposed to happen? Come on. Think. Think. Think. Brain blast. Give me your lunch. Thanks, boy. Don't try that at home. Must engage stabilisers. Now, just a quick stop at my house. I don't know, Jimmy. I gotta get to school on time. Besides, you... - Right. Gotcha. - No, I didn't mean... Jimmy! - See you in homeroom. - OK. Fasten your seat belt, Goddard. It's gonna be a bumpy ride. Well, what do you know, the chimney fell off again. Well, that wasn't so bad, huh? James Isaac Neutron. I see you up there. How many times have we told you not to launch yourself off the roof? Probably nine. Exactly nine. They say repetition is good for a developing brain. Then what do you think you're doing? Last night I got a message from space, but it was garbled in the ionosphere, so I had to launch a communications toaster... I mean, satellite. - And then when I tried... - Well, message from space. Wow. Don't encourage him, Hugh. Jimmy, we've repeatedly told you not to talk to strangers. But, Mom, I'm on the verge of contact with an advanced alien civilisation. I don't care how advanced they say they are, Jimmy. If your father and I haven't met them, they're strangers. Right, Hugh? Well, except for policemen. They're there to help you. You've got to admit that is pretty neat. But very unsafe, honey. That's bad. Deactivate pants. Engage, Gingivitis . Robo-Barber prototype, engage. Online. Ta-da. You rock. You go, girl. Shoe-Bot! Bye, Goddard. - Wait! I'm here! - Goodbye, son. Have a good day. Goddard, not on the porch. Hey! Hey, wait! Seems like the perfect opportunity to try out the Super Bubble Gumobile. "No, Jimmy, don't try it. It's too soon." Nonsense. All great inventions need a test run. All right! Hello! - Right here. - Hey, look. Neutron's got another one. Nice invention, Nerdtron. Too bad somebody already invented the bus. Hey, guys, I've got it down this time. Internal combustion's such old science. Bubble travel is the way of the future. I guess trees are, like, the brakes. Hello? Jimmy? Carl. Careful! Hey! - Thanks. - That's what I'm here for. - What a day, huh? - Look at the bright side, Carl. The worst is behind us. And my fossil-to-chromosome ratios clearly demonstrate that female dinosaurs, like this plesiosaurus, were the stronger and smarter of their species. But, so what else is new? After class I'll be happy to demonstrate how boy dinosaurs got their butts kicked by girl dinosaurs on a regular basis. Excuse me, but the mandible crest of Cindy's alleged "plesiosaurus" is that of a male megalosaur, as defined by the Congress of Palaeontologists. Those findings were inconclusive, and you know it, Neutron. Hello! Miss Fowl, what is the standard for research on these extra-credit reports? Yes, well... Let's move along to "show and tell" now, shall we? This is Ultra Lord. Sheen, this is the seventh week in a row you've shown Ultra Lord in class. Miss Fowl, this one is different. This "Purple Vengeance" version with power fists and nuclear knees is a rare, never-been-seen condition, making it highly collectable. Never been seen, huh? Well, then, how do you know it's even in there? No! Hey, Jimmy, wanna see a frog? - That looks great, Carl. - Thanks. What are you drawing? Flycycle modifications for Goddard. Second prototype. Prototype, huh? - Well, you know, that looks good, too. - Thanks, Carl. Carl! Would you please share with us your "show and tell"? OK. This is my inhaler. It provides fast-acting relief of bronchial swelling due to asthma or allergies. One touch of the button and... - I can't see! - Thank you, Carl. All right. Next we have... Nick! Yes, Nick. You are a tad tardy again. Oh, my. Am I? It took me a little while to copy my mom's handwriting for this late note. Your "show and tell", please. How's it goin'? You know, I don't really do "show and tell". Yes, that's right. Thank you, Nick. - Did you drop this? - Yes. Well, I... My dropped pencil. Jimmy, we eagerly await another one of your interesting "show and tells". As a matter of fact, I brought my latest invention. Behold. The Shrink Ray! What's the matter, Neutron? Aren't you short enough already? Funny, Cindy. But this device is more suited to shrink something as vast as space itself, like, say, your mouth. Help me. Help me. I'm so tiny. Just like Jimmy's brain. So much for the Nobel Prize. Children, that's enough. Better luck next time. It worked this morning. I like your useless shrink ray, Jimmy. Well, it's probably just a programming error. Oh, my. Back! Back! Leviathan! Come on, Jimmy. Some of the greatest inventors started as complete, hopeless failures, too. - Yeah. - Well, thank you, Carl. I feel better, I think. - I'm glad. - That's good. Hey, Retroland Theme Park. Check it out. Meet Ultra Lord. Live! Look, it's the state-of-the-art, bone-warping gravity ride. I can hang out with Ultra Lord. And there's a petting zoo. - Well, look at this. - No, meet Ultra Lord live. Llamas and capybaras. Who cares? Meet Ultra Lord live. Yeah, but I'm gonna touch a llama. Guys, we have got to go to the grand opening tonight. Yeah! Yeah. But my folks won't let me stay out after dark. Well, it is a school night. Pukin' Pluto, there's gotta be something we can do. It's the grand opening. - Sneak out. - What? You heard me, dweebs. Sneak out. Yeah, but my parents sorta told me... Parents. What, are you guys gonna be kids forever? What your parents don't know won't hurt 'em. But, Nick, sneaking out is so barbaric. Whatever, Neutron. But there's only one opening night, and anybody who matters is gonna be there. What d'you think, Jimmy? Nick has a point. There is only one opening night. Think, think, think, think, think. Well, according to the y:i Newville Journal of Medicine, monkeys are easily influenced by positive reinforcement, e.g. The giving of a banana. And since human and monkey DNA only differ by two per cent, the same principle should work on our parents. My dad's allergic to bananas. It's not the bananas. It's the principle. It's called psychology. All you have to do is butter 'em up. Give it a try. I'll call you guys later. We go to Retroland tonight! Yeah! - Watch out! - Hey! Hold on! I know. Excuse me, are you through with that? Thanks. A few oysters. One lump of coal coming up. - Thanks, Gus. - Hi, Jimmy. Excuse me. Jimmy, is that you, dear? Yeah, Mom. I'll be in in a second. DNA match confirmed. Welcome home, Jimmy. Eliminate school smell. - Normal odour restored. - Thank you, Vox. You're welcome. Warning. Entry tube closed for maintenance. - Thank you, Vox. - You're welcome. Here, Goddard. Here, boy. Here, Goddard. Hey, look what I brought ya. Aluminium. Do you want it? Do you want it? Huh? Sit. Roll over. Play dead. Mental note: Fix bug in obedience program. Good boy. OK, Goddard, let's check the experiments. The invisible hamsters are looking great... I think. Let's see how the girl-eating plant is doing. Nice choice. As usual. The latest burping-soda formula. A guaranteed one burp per sip. Excuse you! You know, there's still no reply to our satellite message. Jeez, it's been a whole day. You'd think we would have heard from an alien civilisation by now, huh? Well, come on, Goddard. Say "Aah". Add a little sand. And in you go. I'm just an old lump of coal But I'm gonna be a diamond some day Oh, yeah Jimmy. Hi, Mom. Jimmy, you scared the bejabers out of me. Sorry about your bejabers, Mom. And might I add how lovely you look today. - I'm covered in transmission fluid. - Exactly. And might I say, filth never looked so good. Yes, well, how was "show and tell" today? Was OK. But first, happy birthday, Mom. Jimmy, these are beautiful. But, sweetie, it's not my birthday. It's not? Well... Then whatever will I do with these lovely pearls and priceless earrings? - These can't be real. - But they can. And they are! And all these fabulous gifts and prizes could be yours if you know the correct answer to this question. - Please may I go to Retroland tonight? - No, it's a school night. Thank you so much, Mother. And might I say... - Did you just say no? - Yes. - Yes! - No. - No? - Yes. - Yes! - Jimmy... But all my friends are going. And anybody who matters is gonna be there, Mom. I matter and your father matters and you matter. But you're not going. Maybe we can go next weekend. Wait. I'm sure there must be something else in here to change your mind... No, Jimmy! Look out! Look out, Jimmy! Jimmy, be careful. Mom, get me out! - I didn't do it! - Stop, drop and roll! My goodness! Goddard. OK, Jimmy. That's the last straw. We have told you time and time again about playing with rockets. But, Mom, it's technically not a rocket. It's more of a jet-pack-type thing. I don't care what type thing it is. You just climb those stair-type things right now. Your father will have a few words to say to you when he gets home. It's not a rocket. - March. - Mom... Yes. The king, he loves his little orthgot. Yes, he does. Yes, he does. Yes, he does. Yes, he does. Sire, my King, it appears to be some type of alien transmission device. Tell me, when did it become acceptable to approach my royal throne unannounced? Yes, of course, my King. - Space him! - I assure you that... Wait! I missed it. - Can I, can I, can I space another? - No. - Please, brother. - I said no, Ooblar. - Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please... - I would love for that to stop. What have we here? As the king's assistant, I am the official checker of new things to be checked. It's all right. It's all right. I'll handle this. Hello! What galaxy are you from? - Ooblar. - Where is your leader? Ooblar, stop it. It's toast. Hello, toast. I greatly admire your ship. Beginning transmission from Earth. Greetings from planet Earth. I'm Jimmy Neutron and you're an alien life form. - I welcome the opportunity... - What a big head. ...for the mutual exchange of scientific knowledge and universal brotherhood. This here is my dog, Goddard. And this that you're looking at is my room. That's where I sleep. And this is my mom and dad right here. Mom, Dad. Freeze that image. They look... delicious. The search is over! But, Dad, all my friends are gonna be there. I know, son, but if all your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them? I don't think you would. You see, Jimmy... Jimmy. Jim, Jim, Jimmy. Jim, James, son, let me tell you a little about rockets. They're big-people things, son. And you just can't go around playing with big-people, fiery, flying things because that's what rockets are. Rockets are flying things. Well, I hope this talk has helped. And, by the way, Mom says you're grounded. Sorry. What good is it to be a genius if you can't even go out on a school night? Goddard, options. Apologise. Your parents love you. Next. Create a time capsule. Escape to the future. That'll take too long. Next. Build Goddard a female poodle. Goddard, this is serious. Sneak out. That's it. Barbaric problems call for barbaric solutions. Phone, please. Carl, it's me. You get permission? Me neither. It turns out parents don't understand psychology. Tell Sheen to meet us at Retroland in one hour. We're sneakin' out. Halt! Hold it right there! Jimmy's awfully quiet up there, Hugh. Do you think we were too tough? - No, I don't think so, dear. No. - Maybe I should check on him. Now, now. I'm sure he's just reflecting on the error of his ways. Dealing with it in a mature, responsible manner. "Mom says you're grounded." Take that. It's working now. OK, Goddard, you know what to do. Good boy. See you later, Goddard. Jimmy's a big boy now. Don't you worry, sugar. - I suppose you're right. - Yeah, sure. I was a kid once. I remember being grounded a whole week and not being allowed to go to my best friend's bachelor party. - Well, what did you do? - Actually, I snuck out. - You don't think that Jimmy... - No, no. Besides, how's he gonna sneak out? It's not like he can just walk right out the front door. That's true. Retroland, here I come. Libby, you're breaking my concentration. Hey, I gotta choose a ring that fits my personality. Yeah! Here we go! Here we go! Tell me what it is you're supposed to be doing again. T'ai Chi, while drinking Purple Flurp. T'ai Chi promotes wellness, relaxes and rejuvenates the body. Whereas Purple Flurp, being per cent sugar, creates tension and a temporary rush of energy and mood swings. I figure if I do them together, I achieve perfect balance. It's better than the poster. Gentlemen, this will be a night we shan't easily forget. I don't know what "shan't" means, but let's go. Do you promise to use your powers for good and not evil? Yes, Ultra Lord. Now, Counterpart, take this Ultra Mask and lead the fight for justice. Is this kid with anyone? Go, Carl. Now that's what I call a ride. Let's go. This is way beyond awesome. Just think if you boneheaded dweebs had listened to your parents, you'd be home in bed instead of riding this monster. I tell you, he's fine. Just a quick peek, Hugh. There. Now, what did I tell you? Jimmy, are you awake, dear? Yes, Mother. I am awake. Son, your mother and I just wanted to say good night. Yes. And to tell you that we love you. Honey, I know you're upset. We don't like to punish you. You're such a special boy. According to this, we should encourage Jimmy without overindulging him. OK. What does it say about rockets? - Is there someone in the kitchen? - Our kitchen? I didn't hear anything. Honey, did you leave the green light on? Jimmy? Jimmy? You're not Jimmy. Hugh? Hugh, are you all right? Hugh? - Was that so cool, dude! - Yeah! That was great! - Mind-bending! - Yeah! Hey, my pants are almost dry. Hey, Jimmy, I never thought I'd say it, but here goes. You know what? That Nick is not such a bad guy. - Are you kidding? He's a genius. - He's a genius! - No offence, Jimmy. - None taken. Actually, I find his insights on how to deal with one's parents refreshing. Yeah. Wouldn't it be great if our folks all disappeared for a while? Yeah. Hey, a shooting star. Cool. You get to make a wish. Lucky. What should I wish for? I know what I'd wish for. I'd wish for no more parents. That way we could do whatever we wanted, whenever we wanted. We'd be free. We could have fun all the time. Yeah! Liftoff in five, four, three, two... We have liftoff. Abort mission. Abort mission. Goddard, wake mode. All right. Come on, boy. Race you to the kitchen. Beat ya. Hey, Mom, did you get any more Purple Flurp? Mom! "Dear son/daughter, we have gone to Florida for an extended vacation." "Love, your parents." Yeah. My parents went to Florida, too. That's weird. From the look of it, I'd say a lot of parents are gone. Well... Did... - Did they all go to Florida? - Maybe they went to get juice. I don't digest pulp well. It makes me bloaty. Goddard, scan for adult life forms. Just as I thought. There are absolutely no adults anywhere within radar. They're gone. The whole city. No parents. No parents. No parents! Excuse me. I'm letting out the cold. I'm peeing in the shower. Llama, llama, llama! I'm walking up the down escalator. # My clothes don't match! I'm out in public and my clothes don't match! I'm still doing it. Go, go, go. Welcome to the Candy Bar. Whoopee cushion or non-whoopee cushion? Jimmy! What'll it be, boys? - We'll have what he's throwing. - Excellent choice. Hang on! No skiing in the halls. Don't make me get the protractor. Morning, Goddard. My head. What a night. I'm stuffed now. I couldn't have ano... OK, one more. I'm gonna have one more and then that'll be it. What a battle. Are there any survivors? Help me. I remember my first time. Shake it off, Neutron. I gotta get home. Mom and Dad might be back by now. Come on, Goddard. We interrupt this programme to bring you this report. Hey, knock it off, Arnie. "Trouble in Paradise." That's what some kids are saying in the aftermath of yesterday's "Mom and Dad are gone" celebrations. Here's Courtney Tyler. What started as an awesome day has become, like, a real bummer. - Help us! - I don't know how to make lunch. - I want my parents. - Somebody hold me. I was playing on the teetertotter and the next thing I knew I was on the ground and my knee hurt. Reports of tummy aches, owies and constipation have reached epidemic numbers over the past few hours, with little indication of slowing down. And so we were gonna see who could eat the most cotton candy. And I won. I want my mommy. So, there you have it. I want my mommy, too. Mom? Dad? What kind of parents take off and leave their kid? And they didn't even say goodbye. Son, your mother and I just wanted to say good night. Yes. And to tell you that we love you. We only do what we do because we love you. Maybe we can all go to Retroland next weekend, the three of us. What about my fabulous dog Goddard? Sure. Your fabulous dog Goddard, too. Well, good night, son. Good night, Jimmy. Sweet dreams. We'll see you in the morning. OK. So they said good night. "In the morning"? Hey, wait a minute. Play back the last part again. Audio only. Good night, Jimmy. Sweet dreams. We'll see you in the morning. There. Why would she say that if they weren't gonna be here? Come on, Goddard. We're going to the lab. It's just as I thought. The serifs and kerning on the note don't match Mom and Dad's handwriting. This note's a fake. What is it, boy? The Long-Range Space Scanner. It detected something. Filtering out background radiation and... There it is. Jumping Jupiter! The Earth's been visited by aliens! OK, so me, you and a dog are gonna battle an alien civilisation, right? - By ourselves? - He's a good dog. Aren't you, boy? The last time we tried this, we couldn't even break free of the atmosphere. I know, I know. But I recalculated the thrust-to-fuel ratio and I've adjusted the engine accordingly. - I can fix that. - Neutron. - What is it? - An angry mob. In times of crisis, intellectuals are always the first to go. Well, they don't look angry. They look like they're about to barf. Let me go. You're messing with powers far beyond your mortal comprehension. OK, Neutron. Ultra Freak here says you really know what happened to all our parents. Hey, how you doin'? I didn't say nothin' about our parents being abducted... - Where's my mom and dad? - Hey, what's the matter? Goddard, star map please. Right about there. Long-range sensors picked up these ion trails, indicating the route for whatever intelligence abducted our parents. They lead us somewhere in the Orion star system three million light years away, so we'll need to leave by Friday. OK, that gives us about two days to collect the plutonium, design and test our fusion engines and build our fleet of interstellar warships. We'll also need to bring snacks. Any questions? Are you sure about this, Neutron? Well, the data seems to support this hypothesis. Never argue with the data. OK, Neutron, here's the lowdown. You get us to those kidnapping alien scuzzballs, and I'll take it from there. We're getting our parents back. OK, Ben, that's good. Let it down slow. Two more turns, Emma. Not too tight. Yup. Tape adhesion is within operational limits. What? Cindy? Cindy, what did you do to that intergalactic starship? We thought that the deep recesses of space could use a feminine touch. What do you think, Jimmy? Yeah, it's OK, I guess. You kinda ruined it though. Hey, Jimmy, do these fusion reactors need fuel rods? Come on, Sheen. It's not rocket science. You just have to... Actually, I guess it is rocket science. - No fuel rods, Sheen. - OK. And for the final touch... Good work, everybody. We're ready for intergalactic travel. Neutron, this is gonna work, right? - Yeah, Jimmy. What if it doesn't work? - It will work! I'm per cent sure it will. - ? - Yeah. Yeah, and the other five per cent? We blow up. But just a little. Look, a is still an "A". Yeah, I can deal with that. I never got a in my life. You heard the man. Stop sucking your thumbs and let's light this candle. Goddard, initiate launch sequence. Make sure seat belts are fastened and remember to keep your hands and arms inside the vehicles at all times. Come on, everybody. Get in formation. Carl, you're too low. Come on, you stupid butterfly. Go, Counterparts! Go! Hang on. We're passing through the stratosphere. Now the mesosphere. Entering ionosphere. Now I know why they all end in "phere"! This is it, baby. Engaging pulse rockets now. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Look, Goddard. The wonders of the universe. We are witnessing celestial events no person, or dog, has ever seen. It's incredible. Beautiful, isn't it, Nick? Yeah, yeah. Wake me when we get there. Hey, Jimmy. D'you think we can rotate shifts after a while? Hey, we'll switch. Hey, this astronaut food isn't too bad. That's toothpaste, Carl. Minty. - Hey, what's happening? - Meteor shower. Evasive action. I do so relish these times of peril. - That was close. - Look out! We've gotta find shelter. Asteroid bearing . degrees. Come on! So then these three filmmakers find all these sticks in the trees shaped like stick people. And the girl filmmaker starts crying and her nose starts dripping. And they don't have any tissue at all. None? None. So then they start to hear really scary noises and voices coming from outside. So they leave the tent. Don't leave the tent! Don't leave the tent! Oh, yeah, Carl. They leave the tent and they follow the voices, when from out of the darkness comes the... Man, that was so choice. You should have seen your faces. Did they really leave the tent, Nick? Hey, there's a red giant. And that's a white dwarf. You can relate, huh, Neutron? Hey, Jimmy, what's the matter? Listen, in case you haven't noticed, I'm not exactly the tallest guy around. Shorty, squirt, small-stuff, shrimp. It gets to you after a while. And next year there'll be dances. What girl'd dance with a guy who looks like he should still be in Gymboree? I didn't think we liked girls yet, Jim. We don't. We don't. No. Not yet. No. However, one day, Carl, an influx of hormones we can't control will overpower our better judgment and drive us to pursue the female species against our will. Stop talking like that, Jimmy. You're gonna give me nightmares. Listen, I wouldn't worry, Carl. I have a feeling puberty is light years away for you and me. You know, we should have never wished on that star, Jimmy, cos I miss my folks. My mom used to tuck me in bed every night before she was abducted by aliens. Before my dad was abducted by aliens, he would always read me to sleep. Before my mom was inducted by aliens, she would rub my tummy and she'd sing... - What? - Nothing. Come on, you guys. We gotta keep our heads. We'll find 'em. What is it, boy? Sensor sweeps reveal many advanced cities and... ion energy signatures. That's it! We've found it. I repeat: We've found it. Nick, we'll contact you as soon as we find the parents so you can kick some alien buttocks. - Piece of cake. - OK, scouting party, follow me. I'll be back, Nick. Wow. What is that? Wow. They've evolved beyond the need for mere conventional bodies. They must be an advanced species millions of years ahead of us. Wow. When I sneeze, it looks like an advanced species, too. OK, they're this way. Right this way, sire. Ooblar, these humans look so scrawny. Hardly very appetising. Are you sure they're yummy? I assure you, my slimy sovereign. Poultra will be quite pleased. Humans are mostly water with a crunchy, bony centre. Think nuts and chews. - There they are. - What are they doing? - What are those things on their heads? - It looks like a mind-control device. Mom. Dad. Dad! It's me. Jimmy. Over here. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jimmys, James, James, Jim. Big, fiery, flying Jimmy. Hi, Jimmy. Some dream, huh? Attack of the big egg people. I think I've seen this one. No, Dad. You're wearing a mind-control device. Take yours off. Hurry! - Dad? - Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Dad, no, no, no. Sh. Jimmy, your dad's like a mind-control duck man. - Let's get outta here. - Let's go. Come back. Join us, Jimmy. Join us. Well, well, if it isn't the littlest rescue party. How cute. Hello, itty-bitty humans. You let us go, you big ball of phlegm. That's no way to talk to the king. He is the royal phlegm. - Ooblar. - Sorry, sire. I think it's only fair to warn you that if you don't release us within hours, an army of trained combat specialists is poised to destroy your entire planet. - Really? - Really. Oh, my. Our entire planet. Whatever shall we do? Do you mean this army of trained combat specialists? - Hey, it's Nick. Hey, Nick. Oh, man... - Nick! Get your grubs off me, egghead. Don't look so surprised. We're an advanced alien race. What did you expect? What do you want with our parents? It's not what I want. It's what Poultra wants. - Who's Poultra? - Poultra is our god. The mightiest, most ferocious creature in all... I get tired of answering this. Roll tape. Hello and welcome to our special edition of "Poultra: God of Wrath". - Brought to you by Goo... - Commercials. Hate them. Welcome back. If you're watching this, chances are your friends and/or relatives are about to be sacrificed to the Mighty Poultra, which is a great honour indeed. And very painful. And this year's human sacrifices feature something very special: Actual humans. And it's all thanks to Jimmy Neutron. Greetings from planet Earth. I'm Jimmy Neutron and you're an alien life form. You know, without the coordinates you gave us, we never would have found your puny little planet. For such a tiny earthling, you've been a very big help, Jimmy Neutron. Guards, throw these minuscule vermin into the dungeon until they're of worthier size, and give Mr Neutron the presidential suite. What? Isn't this a funny-wunny little toy? Get it off me! Get it off! Take this infernal thing to the lab and have it torn apart. Yes, great saliva-armed one. - Hold it. Move along. - Goddard! Move! So, it was Neutron all along. I mean, he got us into this. Hey, Jimmy, didn't your parents ever tell you not to talk to strangers? That's rule number one. Come on, you guys. Give him a break. Jimmy didn't mean to ruin our lives and get our parents eaten by a giant space monster. She's right. We need to ask ourselves "What would Ultra Lord do?" Let's think about that, Sheen. Maybe sit on a shelf because he's a doll! He's not. He's an action figure. There's a difference. Come on, Nick. Let Sheen talk. Maybe he's onto something. What would Ultra Lord do, Sheen? Well, in episode he fried the zeebot's brain with his heat-seeking infra-thought. It was cool. Well, I'm convinced, folks, that's pretty much the stupidest thing I ever heard! No. This is the stupidest thing you've ever heard. You are such a baby. Leave me alone. You're picking on me because you're insecure. Jimmy, you there? Look, don't listen to them. They're just scared. Are you OK? Yeah. I'm fine. Don't be so hard on yourself. We'll get out of this. OK, so you made a mistake. Beating yourself up isn't gonna fix anything. You know, I was the smartest kid in school until you came along. And I admit you know more about some things than I do. But I know one thing that you don't seem to get, and that's that we're never getting outta here without you. So why don't you buck up, mister, and put that big brain of yours back to work? Nick can handle the fighting stuff, but first we have to get out of this cell. Cindy, why are you being so nice to me? Because there's a bunch of kids in here that need you. And I do, too. I am never complaining about my parents again. We didn't even get our one phone call. That's it! Libby, let me see your cellphone. OK, but I don't think my service plan covers anything outside our solar system. - Who are you calling? - A friend of mine. All right, little Earth doggy. Ooblar is going to take you apart into tiny little pieces. All right? Hey, give me that! Fine. We'll use this one then. No, no, no, no, no. No! Would you stop that? Those are mine. That's not funny! Stop it! And give me my things. Come on, boy, pick up. Good. Good. Perhaps we'll get somewhere. Goddard, you're OK. I miss you, too, boy. Listen, what's your situation? Evil scientist, huh? OK. I got an idea. Put me on speaker, Goddard. Danger. Danger. You have initiated self-destruct sequence alpha. That's my bad. Back in you go. Self-destruct sequence is now engaged. No, no, no, no, no! I put it back in. You understand me? This unit will yield a -megaton nuclear blast in exactly ten seconds. - That's not good! - Please clear a -square mile area. Thank you and have a nice day. - Ten, nine, eight... - No, back up! ...seven... - Mother! Is he gone, boy? Great. Lock on to this signal and get here as fast as you can. Halt. Who goes there? The guard. By order of the esteemed King Goobot, it is my great privilege and honour to mercilessly exterminate you. Think. Think. Goddard, play dead. Good boy, Goddard. Good boy. Guess I'll make that bug a feature, huh? - Good dog. - Way to go! - You're a good robot. - Come on! Let's get the others. Nice work, Jimmy. Hey, Cindy. Thanks. If you ever tell anyone I was nice to you, you'll wind up looking like that guy. Let's go, Neutron. It's egg-scrambling time. - Wait for me, Nick. - Come back! Please? Bring out the humans. Come on, it's showtime. Everybody out. Kick it! - Look, you guys. A football game. - I don't think so, Carl. Goddard, bino-scope mode. Wow. What a lame half-time show. They're making our parents dance so lame. No, my dad really dances like that. - The festival is starting. - Our parents! They'll be eaten! Nobody eats my parents unless I say so! Come on. Begin the incubation. Come on, Nick. Show them what you're made of. Halt. Hey, cool spear. You really think so? I guess so because... Mind if I try? No, no, no! My hero. - Come on, everyone. - Get 'em, Nick. Come on! My hero? OK, we need another plan. Probably a Nick-less one. Poultra! Poultra! Poultra! Poultra! Citizens of Yokus, I, King Goobot the Fifth, give you sacrifice. That's a big chicken. What do we do now? Think. Think. Brain blast! OK, everybody, listen up. We don't have much time. I've got to make it to that control tower. Cindy, Libby, keep the guards busy until Sheen arrives with the ship. OK, I heard the ship part, but was that "Sheen get the ship"? Yeah, yeah. There's a transport ship in that airfield big enough to carry all of us out. - I need you to get it here fast. - But I don't have a driver's licence. - I have no hand-eye coordination... - Sheen, ask yourself, what would Ultra Lord do? I accept this responsibility, understanding the consequences that you've bestowed against me. Poultra, din-dins. Yummy, yummy. Foodie, woodie. This is it, people. These crummy aliens stole our parents. It's time to show them what we're made of. We're tough! We're mean! Darn it, we're carbon-based life forms. - Now, who's gonna kick buttocks? - The carbon-based life forms! Yeah! What is this? - Stop those kids. - After 'em. Cindy, Purple Flurp. Dragon whips her tail. Let's dance. Yeah, Jimmy. Come on, boy. - Jimmy! - Carl, "show and tell". Come here, you. I can't see! I can't see! You want some? You want some? You want a piece of me? I didn't think so. Munchy-crunchy time. There you go. - Fetch, boy. - Hey, hey, give me that. - Come back here, you! - Everybody up. Hey, nice party. Gotta blast. Neutron. OK, let's move out. Guards, vaporise the Earth brats. Hurry, head for the exit. - Hey, where's Sheen? - I don't know. Stop them! All right, Sheen! Your ship awaits, Captain Jimmy. Ooblar, protect! Pooh. Everybody to the ship! Poultra, quickly. Your dinner's getting away. - OK, keep up. Let's get out of here. - Come on! We gotta do this quick. Launch positions. Temperature optimal. Engaging plasma coils. - Jim, I think we better leave now. - Countdown! Ten, nine, eight... One! - To my ships. - And can someone bring me a bucket? Jimmy, here they come! Time to discipline the naughty children. Open fire. OK, who wants fried chicken? So, Neutron, now it's just you and I. All weapons online. Ultra Lord is not afraid of chickens He is not afraid... He may be a little bit afraid of chickens This thing's too slow. I can't outrun 'em. - Incoming message. - On screen. You see, Jimmy, you can't win. All of your friends and family would be safe at home, if it wasn't for one little problem. You. - Little? - Now you all must die! Little, huh? I'll show you little. Cindy, take over. Come on, boy. What are you doing? Is this one of those macho things? I know we haven't field-tested this feature yet, but we've no choice, buddy. Goddard, flycycle! Would you look at this? I do believe he's going to ram us, Ooblar. Remind me to clean the windshield later. You steal my parents, you threaten my dog... Itsy-bitsy Jimmy Neutron. He does look a bit small and silly, doesn't he, sire? You attack my friends and you made fun of my size. - Tiny, tiny. - So, so tiny. Well, I may be small, but I've got a big brain. Not tiny! Can't we call this whole thing a mistake and go back to your plan - rendezvous for universal brotherhood and whatnot? You've not seen the last of us, Jimmy Neutron! You look marvellous sunny-side up, sire. That's no yolk. All right, Jimmy! Good job! Orbiting around Jimmy's big head. Estimated time to ear: Seven minutes. So, I guess I can't call you short any more. Don't worry. I'm sure there are all kinds of other insults you can come up with. Let me tell you, as soon as we get home, we're going out dancing! Ultra Dad! Ultra Son! Dad! Daddy! Hey, Neutron. Nice job. Thanks. I've got that for you, dear. Mom, Dad, I should have listened to you when you said don't talk to strangers. See, I guess I thought I was smart enough to do everything on my own - that I didn't need you. But I was wrong. I love you guys. We love you too, Jimmy. Having a genius for a son may not always be easy, but it's always interesting. You make us so proud. You sure do, son. You know, not every family gets to ride in an alien spaceship, hurtling through the universe at warp speeds, millions of miles from home. - We thank you for that. - You gotta admit, that is pretty neat. There you are, gentlemen. - Freeze! - It's OK, Carl. - It's just breakfast. - I knew that. I don't remember buying this brand of soda. - No, no, Mom... Mom, you... - Jimmy, it's just soda. Mom, no! Goodness! Excuse me. Boy, it's a scorcher out there. - Thanks, honey. - Hugh! Well, at least it's coming out of the attic, not the basement. Hugh! Mom! James Isaac Neutron... Onward, Mr Wiggles. We reach the cafeteria by dawn.
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This looks like a picture i saw where they combined a rhino and the evil chick from the emoji movie.
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THIS IS WHAT YOU SEE WHEN YOU ENTER HEAVEN RIGHT?
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