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Published: 2014-08-27 22:01:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 160; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 0
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im on my dads laptop haha okedit:
/ guy: *walking down street, sits down at starbucks, takes out laptop* fuck yeah im gonna write some fanfiction
orphan homeless sad kid: *walks up to / guy* can u buy me a free coffee ill give u this nickel its all i have
/ guy: go fuck urself
orphan homeless sad kid: u wanna go bitch
/ guy: yeah i do
/guy beats orphan homeless sad kid to death with laptop
/ guy casually walks out of starbucks with a scone and a coffee as everyone else is like "woah"
/ guy looks up, and notices it's starting to rain and thunder but dismisses this as just a coincidence despite the fact it was sunny 1 second ago
suddenly hes attacked by an angry dog and is about to die a horrible death as the dog leaves him to die after the attack
/ guy pleads to the heathen gods 2 save him
and the heathen gods are like "bitch u killed an opprhen" so they cursed / guy with a shrunken head
but / guy later rose from the dead as a zombie
and now hes being drawn with really big ears
the endΒ - ( c) hipstercoffee (( donut steal!!!!!!!1 ))
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small muzzle is small
big ears are big
lets take a moment to feel sorry about this character's ears being bigger than his head
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the ears are bigger than the head
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no that genderly ambiguous character angered the heathen gods so they cursed him with a small head
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i should write fanfiction of themΒ
"/ guy and the curse of the shrunken head"
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/ guy: *walking down street, sits down at starbucks, takes out laptop* fuck yeah im gonna write some fanfiction
orphan homeless sad kid: *walks up to / guy* can u buy me a free coffee ill give u this nickel its all i have
/ guy: go fuck urself
orphan homeless sad kid: u wanna go bitch
/ guy: yeah i do
/guy beats orphan homeless sad kid to death with laptop
/ guy casually walks out of starbucks with a scone and a coffee as everyone else is like "woah"
/ guy looks up, and notices it's starting to rain and thunder but dismisses this as just a coincidence despite the fact it was sunny 1 second ago
suddenly hes attacked by an angry dog and is about to die a horrible death as the dog leaves him to die after the attack
/ guy pleads to the heathen gods 2 save him
and the heathen gods are like "bitch u killed an opprhen" so they cursed / guy with a shrunken head
but / guy later rose from the dead as a zombie
and now hes being drawn with really big ears
the end
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69 / 10Β
420 stars
rip
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u have broad shoulders ; )
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my anaconda dont want none unless u got buns hun
and u do
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i cant believe i just sat thru that entire Β vid eo ohy mgod
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theres a sequel to it
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wait really oh my god
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look up cooler2000
hes the dude who makes the animations
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